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(TC Palm)   Leaving a trail of white pebbles worked for Hansel and Gretel. Leaving a trail of empty beer cans did not work for this dude   (blogs.tcpalm.com) divider line 29
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2012-09-25 02:18:39 PM
At least he did not mark his territory the way many drunks normally do.
 
2012-09-25 02:21:12 PM
FTFA: The deputy asked whether Gamez would be able to pass field sobriety exercises.

"It depends on what you give me," Gamez said."

Jump up and down on one leg and bark like a dog.
 
2012-09-25 02:22:41 PM
That has got to be one of the most well written arrest reports I've ever seen.

/lives in nola
//don't tell the nopd you saw this.
 
jvl
2012-09-25 02:26:18 PM
Pebbles, subby? Those must have been some hungry birds.
 
2012-09-25 02:29:41 PM
imageshack.us

"Man ain't hard to follow. Leaves a trail of dead men soldiers wherever he goes".
 
2012-09-25 02:30:56 PM

blatz514: FTFA: The deputy asked whether Gamez would be able to pass field sobriety exercises.

"It depends on what you give me," Gamez said."

Jump up and down on one leg and bark like a dog.


Luvs me some Reno 911
 
2012-09-25 02:35:46 PM

eas81: blatz514: FTFA: The deputy asked whether Gamez would be able to pass field sobriety exercises.

"It depends on what you give me," Gamez said."

Jump up and down on one leg and bark like a dog.

Luvs me some Reno 911


Heh, I was thinking more along the lines of Coming to America...but this works waaay better!
 
2012-09-25 02:37:23 PM

blatz514: FTFA: The deputy asked whether Gamez would be able to pass field sobriety exercises.

"It depends on what you give me," Gamez said."

Jump up and down on one leg and bark like a dog.


Damn your drunk tests are hard!
 
2012-09-25 02:38:45 PM

jvl: Pebbles, subby? Those must have been some hungry birds.


Lol, I came here to point out the same thing to the subby. It was breadcrumbs, not pebbles!
 
2012-09-25 02:47:03 PM
www.cartoonstock.com
 
2012-09-25 02:48:29 PM

buttcat: jvl: Pebbles, subby? Those must have been some hungry birds.

Lol, I came here to point out the same thing to the subby. It was breadcrumbs, not pebbles!


And the birds ate them, leaving Hansel and Gretel lost, so it did not work. WTF was subby thinking about?
 
2012-09-25 02:48:52 PM

jvl: Pebbles, subby? Those must have been some hungry birds.


According to Wikipedia, their parents try to abandon the kids in woods twice (because kids are little moochers, and aren't entitled to food, shelter, or medical care).

The first time, the kids leave a trail of pebbles and find their way home again. The second time, the kids leave a trail of breadcrumbs and are eaten by a deserving plutocrat who pays taxes.
 
2012-09-25 02:49:06 PM

jvl: Pebbles, subby? Those must have been some hungry birds.


buttcat: jvl: Pebbles, subby? Those must have been some hungry birds.

Lol, I came here to point out the same thing to the subby. It was breadcrumbs, not pebbles!


Come on now. Pebbles first, that's how they found their way home the first time. Thus, it worked as subby said. The second time they had to use bread, and then couldn't find their way home.

Link
 
2012-09-25 02:51:28 PM
13 posts and I'm the first to say "what's his fark handle?"
 
2012-09-25 03:01:46 PM
Will Greenlee strikes again.
 
2012-09-25 03:02:56 PM

LesterB: jvl: Pebbles, subby? Those must have been some hungry birds.

buttcat: jvl: Pebbles, subby? Those must have been some hungry birds.

Lol, I came here to point out the same thing to the subby. It was breadcrumbs, not pebbles!

Come on now. Pebbles first, that's how they found their way home the first time. Thus, it worked as subby said. The second time they had to use bread, and then couldn't find their way home.

Link


Plus TFA even mentioned pebbles and bread crumbs.
 
2012-09-25 03:12:16 PM
Hansel? Hansel?
 
2012-09-25 03:15:40 PM
Not buying this for one minute! Anyone knows Florida cops will take a credit card over a driver's license.
 
2012-09-25 03:30:01 PM
"Tossing beer cans from the pick-up truck you're driving while aggressively switching lanes and cutting off traffic could be considered a poor way to avoid attention from authorities is no way to go through life, son."

FTFY
 
2012-09-25 03:38:34 PM

HailRobonia: [www.cartoonstock.com image 277x400]


...that's just crazy enough it may work.
 
2012-09-25 03:38:51 PM

buttcat: jvl: Pebbles, subby? Those must have been some hungry birds.

Lol, I came here to point out the same thing to the subby. It was breadcrumbs, not pebbles!


Actually they were taken into the woods twice. The first time, they used pebbles and found their way home, second time, the evil stepmother made sure they weren't able to gather any
 
2012-09-25 03:47:26 PM
ONON!
 
2012-09-25 04:07:52 PM

99.998er: Not buying this for one minute! Anyone knows Florida cops will take a credit card over a driver's license.


Cops prefer cash.
 
2012-09-25 04:14:47 PM

Fish in a Barrel: buttcat: jvl: Pebbles, subby? Those must have been some hungry birds.

Lol, I came here to point out the same thing to the subby. It was breadcrumbs, not pebbles!

And the birds ate them, leaving Hansel and Gretel lost, so it did not work. WTF was subby thinking about?


Seriously. Glad I'm not alone on this.
 
2012-09-25 04:18:05 PM
Glad so many here know their German fairy tales. Now, what do you think about Urlacher and the pixies?
 
2012-09-25 04:41:48 PM
Count me as another one who only knew about the breadcrumbs.

/DNRTFFT
 
2012-09-25 04:53:18 PM
Just be glad he went for Hansel and Gretel and not Rumpleforeskin.
 
2012-09-25 05:58:41 PM
IMHO, people who commit crimes this stupidly are volunteering for euthanasia or at least sterilization.
 
2012-09-25 08:52:57 PM
Just his luck that he finds a cop that doesn't accept Discover.


\I'll be here all week.
 
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