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(Politico)   Not news: Someone insults Mitt Romney. News: It's a politician who feels like if he is ever going to run for Political office again, he will need to wash the stench of Mitt Romney off him first. Fark: it's Paul Ryan   (politico.com) divider line 161
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2012-09-25 08:58:03 AM  
Stench 2012
 
2012-09-25 09:07:12 AM  
That's almost amusing.
 
2012-09-25 09:12:23 AM  
FTA - "Who boos a guy in front of his 78-year-old mother? Other 78-year-old mothers."

Ok, that made me laugh.
 
2012-09-25 09:17:23 AM  
Sarah Palin began pursuing her own path once she learned that John McCain was having strategy sessions with his morning bowl of Farina.

That really sums up the whole McCain-Palin campaign, doesn't it?
 
2012-09-25 09:21:35 AM  
As bad as Romney is, he has the stench of Paul Ryan on him, not the other way around.
 
2012-09-25 09:30:45 AM  
They don't call him Fartt Romney for nothing.
 
2012-09-25 09:37:14 AM  

Krymson Tyde: As bad as Romney is, he has the stench of Paul Ryan on him, not the other way around.


We really arguing about which pig in the slop hole smells more like shiat?
 
2012-09-25 09:39:48 AM  
"A word about PowerPoint. PowerPoint was released by Microsoft in 1990 as a way to euthanize cattle using a method less cruel than hitting them over the head with iron mallets. After PETA successfully argued in court that PowerPoint actually was more cruel than iron mallets, the program was adopted by corporations for slide show presentations."

Worth the click for that alone.
 
2012-09-25 10:10:24 AM  

Krymson Tyde: As bad as Romney is, he has the stench of Paul Ryan on him, not the other way around.


Actually when they are together their stenches resonate into a stench that is greater than the sum of its parts.
 
2012-09-25 10:12:34 AM  

sweetmelissa31: Krymson Tyde: As bad as Romney is, he has the stench of Paul Ryan on him, not the other way around.

Actually when they are together their stenches resonate into a stench that is greater than the sum of its parts.


Paul Ryan, who has never collected a paycheck that didn't come from the government, brings 47% of the stench.
 
2012-09-25 10:16:05 AM  
Sounds legit.
 
2012-09-25 10:28:30 AM  
It's getting increasingly difficult to discern reporting from satire. 2012-- Everything is Possible!!
 
2012-09-25 10:38:36 AM  
WOW. Interesting, very interesting. To be a fly on their wall...
 
2012-09-25 11:03:03 AM  
raggedshirts.com

It smells like Bigfoot's dick!
 
2012-09-25 11:28:40 AM  
Is that a real article, or satire.

I cannot tell anymore.
 
2012-09-25 11:29:45 AM  
Obama 2008 - Hope and Change

Obama 2012 - Borrow and Blame
 
2012-09-25 11:30:47 AM  

meat0918: Is that a real article, or satire.

I cannot tell anymore.


Probably satire.

Probably.
 
2012-09-25 11:31:49 AM  
paul ryan didn't say that.

some obscure former someone said that.
 
2012-09-25 11:32:34 AM  

meat0918: Is that a real article, or satire.

I cannot tell anymore.


This.
 
2012-09-25 11:33:09 AM  
I am so glad I wasn't the only one who couldn't tell if this was supposed to be a joke. I was scrolling all around the page looking for the disclaimer.
 
2012-09-25 11:33:41 AM  
"I hate to say this, but if Ryan wants to run for national office again, he'll probably have to wash the stench of Romney off of him," Craig Robinson, a former political director of the Republican Party of Iowa, told The New York Times on Sunday.

"Third guy commenting that second guy would have to wash stench of first guy off him if he wanted to run for office again" != "Subby's disingenuous headline"

Paul Ryan didn't say a damned thing. Some other schmuck did. Paul Ryan's an asshole all by himself - there's no need to embellish his outright lies with disingenuous statements made by third parties.
 
2012-09-25 11:33:56 AM  
he now feels totally uninhibited. Reportedly, he has been marching around his campaign bus, saying things like, "If Stench calls, take a message" and "Tell Stench I'm having finger sandwiches with Peggy Noonan and will text him later."


Sounds like a great running mate you picked there Romney...
 
2012-09-25 11:33:59 AM  

TIKIMAN87: Obama 2008 - Hope and Change

Obama 2012 - Borrow and Blame


GOP 2008: BAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW

GOP 2012: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW
 
2012-09-25 11:34:04 AM  

meat0918: Is that a real article, or satire.


Yes.
 
2012-09-25 11:34:08 AM  

qorkfiend: meat0918: Is that a real article, or satire.

I cannot tell anymore.

Probably satire.

Probably.


Though after reading, I'm not sure at all.
 
2012-09-25 11:34:19 AM  
Santorum stench is much harder to wash off.
 
2012-09-25 11:34:27 AM  

TIKIMAN87: Obama 2008 - Hope and Change

Obama 2012 - Borrow and Blame


Mitt 2008: Someone like me, please? I ran some businesses, I'm religious, photogenic, and I wanna be president!
Mitt 2012: OK, I've renounced every shred of liberalism I ever had, am pumping my religion even more, added an avowed Randian to the ticket AND said nice things about Sarah Palin. Can I PLEASE be president now, PLEASE?

// too wordy
 
2012-09-25 11:34:30 AM  

FormlessOne: "I hate to say this, but if Ryan wants to run for national office again, he'll probably have to wash the stench of Romney off of him," Craig Robinson, a former political director of the Republican Party of Iowa, told The New York Times on Sunday.

"Third guy commenting that second guy would have to wash stench of first guy off him if he wanted to run for office again" != "Subby's disingenuous headline"

Paul Ryan didn't say a damned thing. Some other schmuck did. Paul Ryan's an asshole all by himself - there's no need to embellish his outright lies with disingenuous statements made by third parties.


Never mind - satire. Hard to tell, lately.
 
2012-09-25 11:35:10 AM  

TIKIMAN87: Obama 2008 - Hope and Change

Obama 2012 - Borrow and Blame


Too late, this thread is already in the bag. Try again somewhere else maybe?
 
2012-09-25 11:35:34 AM  
img.photobucket.com


'I'm kind of a PowerPoint guy, so I hope you'll bear with me,'

 
2012-09-25 11:35:57 AM  

Dogberry: It's getting increasingly difficult to discern reporting from satire. 2012-- Everything is Possible!!


Exactly... I couldn't figure this one out, and I couldn't figure out how much was real, if it was a mixture. After Romney's statement about plane windows, I decided that The Onion won't ever be able to keep up with reality. This election cycle might mark their end.
 
2012-09-25 11:36:31 AM  

MisterLoki: meat0918: Is that a real article, or satire.

I cannot tell anymore.

This.


I am glad I am not the only one that cannot tell.
 
2012-09-25 11:36:46 AM  
Reportedly, he has been marching around his campaign bus, saying things like, "If Stench calls, take a message" and "Tell Stench I'm having finger sandwiches with Peggy Noonan and will text him later."

HEY, RYAN STAFF ON THE BUS...

... a million dollars cash for that video! Tax free!
 
2012-09-25 11:37:21 AM  
Stench is having his first ever human moment this campaign where Massachusetts Mitt is on display talking about education on MSNBC. Maybe Stench will start to go back to non Stench and just hope he isn't crucified by the right.
/naaa won't happen
 
2012-09-25 11:37:21 AM  

Headso: he now feels totally uninhibited. Reportedly, he has been marching around his campaign bus, saying things like, "If Stench calls, take a message" and "Tell Stench I'm having finger sandwiches with Peggy Noonan and will text him later."


Sounds like a great running mate you picked there Romney...


Though to be fair, anyone he picked would have done the same thing. They would go in there, thinking to themselves, "Alright, they can't be as incompetent as they appear from the outside, I mean, M-Dawg has been at this for quite some time. I'm sure it's just a matter of...oh. Alright, what can I do to salvage this?"
 
2012-09-25 11:37:29 AM  

Dr Dreidel: TIKIMAN87: Obama 2008 - Hope and Change

Obama 2012 - Borrow and Blame

Mitt 2008: Someone like me, please? I ran some businesses, I'm religious, photogenic, and I wanna be president!
Mitt 2012: OK, I've renounced every shred of liberalism I ever had, am pumping my religion even more, added an avowed Randian to the ticket AND said nice things about Sarah Palin. Can I PLEASE be president now, PLEASE?

// too wordy


Mitt 2008: Is it my turn yet?
Mitt 2012: Gimme, it's my turn now.
 
2012-09-25 11:37:40 AM  
If the stench fits...
 
2012-09-25 11:38:51 AM  
Ryan brought his 78-year-old mother with him and introduced her to the audience, which is usually a sure crowd pleaser.

But when Ryan began talking about repealing "Obamacare" because he said it would harm seniors, one woman in the crowd shouted, "Lie!" Another shouted "Liar!" and the crowd booed Ryan lustily. 


Did this actually happen? I would love for it to be true but I question the source.
 
2012-09-25 11:39:00 AM  

TIKIMAN87: Obama 2008 - Hope and Change

Obama 2012 - Borrow and Blame


God bless you. You try so darn hard.
 
2012-09-25 11:39:05 AM  
images.politico.com


And in other news, Ryan did a photo shoot for a gay Christian dating site.
 
2012-09-25 11:39:08 AM  

olomana: Santorum stench is much harder to wash off.


Only if you let it sit long enough that it starts to crust.
 
2012-09-25 11:39:51 AM  
 
2012-09-25 11:39:57 AM  

Macinfarker: [images.politico.com image 605x328]


And in other news, Ryan did a photo shoot for a gay Christian dating site.


or became the poster child for gay marriage.
 
2012-09-25 11:40:06 AM  

Jackson Herring: They don't call him Fartt Romney for nothing.


but they don't call him Fartt Romney/
 
2012-09-25 11:40:15 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Krymson Tyde: As bad as Romney is, he has the stench of Paul Ryan on him, not the other way around.

We really arguing about which pig in the slop hole smells more like shiat?


That made me LOL.

+1 internet for you.
 
2012-09-25 11:40:26 AM  
^nsfw

probably
 
2012-09-25 11:40:31 AM  

AngryTeacher: MisterLoki: meat0918: Is that a real article, or satire.

I cannot tell anymore.

This.

I am glad I am not the only one that cannot tell.


Politico doesn't do satire that often, does it? And St. Sarah set the precedent for losing VP candidates to go rogue. I wouldn't be surprised at all if that's what Ryan is doing at this point.
 
2012-09-25 11:40:43 AM  
Ah yes, the annual ritual of the losing party's VP candidate Going Rogue. Oh how I love this time of year!
 
2012-09-25 11:40:53 AM  

jst3p: Ryan brought his 78-year-old mother with him and introduced her to the audience, which is usually a sure crowd pleaser.

But when Ryan began talking about repealing "Obamacare" because he said it would harm seniors, one woman in the crowd shouted, "Lie!" Another shouted "Liar!" and the crowd booed Ryan lustily. 

Did this actually happen? I would love for it to be true but I question the source.


Yup
 
2012-09-25 11:41:24 AM  

Krymson Tyde: As bad as Romney is, he has the stench of Paul Ryan on him, not the other way around.


That's because Romney likes to be behind.

Ba-dam, boom.
 
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