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(ABC Local)   You know you're an addict when   (abclocal.go.com ) divider line 19
    More: Sad, Oakland Athletics, Josh Hamilton, Rangers, Jon Daniels, hitter, addictions  
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4274 clicks; posted to Sports » on 25 Sep 2012 at 12:46 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-09-25 11:09:51 AM  
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I'm an addict
 
2012-09-25 11:19:08 AM  
Q&D shoop of Hamilton's face on Too Much Coffee Man's body in 5... 4... 3....
 
2012-09-25 11:39:33 AM  
Texas Rangers slugger Josh Hamilton was back in the lineup Monday against the Oakland Athletics after missing the last five games due to blurred vision and balance issues being drunk.

Same thing.
 
2012-09-25 12:29:38 PM  
I'm not an addict (maybe that's a lie)
 
2012-09-25 01:04:40 PM  
Hamilton comes up with the weirdest excuses for things. Remember when he blamed his poor daytime hitting on having blue eyes?
 
2012-09-25 01:06:34 PM  
I'm not an addict, but all addicts say that.
 
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2012-09-25 01:11:14 PM  
dude....just smoke some crack and get it over with.
 
2012-09-25 01:17:00 PM  
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Alright Hamilton
 
2012-09-25 01:26:33 PM  

DeWayne Mann: Hamilton comes up with the weirdest excuses for things. Remember when he blamed his poor daytime hitting on having blue eyes?


Hamilton has lost fights with his demons before, but he keeps coming back. As much as I applaud his fight to stay legal, I think eventually the craving for a buzz will take him down.
 
2012-09-25 01:33:53 PM  
Glad he's back. He hit a moonshot last night. Big win. Magic number is like 6 now.
 
2012-09-25 01:41:34 PM  

TheOther: DeWayne Mann: Hamilton comes up with the weirdest excuses for things. Remember when he blamed his poor daytime hitting on having blue eyes?

Hamilton has lost fights with his demons before, but he keeps coming back. As much as I applaud his fight to stay legal, I think eventually the craving for a buzz will take him down.


This. Fall down 9 times, get up 10.

// "craving the buzz" sounds more like a female masturbation addiction...NTTAWWT
// and addicts must learn how to counter the craving for a buzz without diverting that craving to exercise or caffeine or religion or even self-help - you're just swapping addictions at that point (which are all better than heroin, I guess, but still...)
 
2012-09-25 01:57:18 PM  
5 now. Going to see Darvish pitch tonight.
 
2012-09-25 02:33:57 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Glad he's back. He hit a moonshot last night. Big win. Magic number is like 6 now.


Check that, Lt. Cheese.
Magic number is now 5.
Win tonight & it's down the 3.
Sweep Oakland (a tall order) & the Good Guys own the West again.

Helluva win last night, though. Beltre is unbelievable. Easily the team's MVP this season. That dude's a wall at 3rd with a nasty habit of putting pitches over the wall.
 
2012-09-25 06:10:13 PM  

DeWayne Mann: Hamilton comes up with the weirdest excuses for things. Remember when he blamed his poor daytime hitting on having blue eyes?


As someone with blue eyes, I can tell you that they are more sensitive to brightness than other color eyes. Snow on a bright day nearly blinds me if I'm not wearing the darkest shades I've found. However, they do adjust eventually. I would certainly say that mine would have adjusted within one inning.
 
2012-09-25 06:29:33 PM  
I don't really understand why he was pulled from the game. When I'm buzzed on caffeine, I'm faster, stronger, better, AMAZINGER!

4NTLRZ: Helluva win last night, though. Beltre is unbelievable. Easily the team's MVP this season. That dude's a wall at 3rd with a nasty habit of putting pitches over the wall.


I love that guy. I always feel better when he's in the lineup. I also love the way he rockets the ball from 3rd to 1st. PHHHHWOOM!


hogans: As someone with blue eyes


No pics?
 
2012-09-25 09:46:59 PM  

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Alright Hamilton


That works on multiple levels - well done.
 
2012-09-26 12:52:53 AM  

DeWayne Mann: Hamilton comes up with the weirdest excuses for things. Remember when he blamed his poor daytime hitting on having blue eyes?


I have blue eyes and can't pick the ball up in certain light conditions, but have no issues whatsoever at a night game.

Same thing when I play golf: Certain times of the year and I can't see the ball flight at all. Sunglasses help, but
 
2012-09-26 09:00:27 AM  
"It's me we're talking about here," Hamilton told reporters prior to Monday's game. "Guys, it's me -- it's Josh. It's going to be something weird."

There's something endearing about him owing up to it like this.
 
2012-09-26 10:14:12 AM  

hogans: DeWayne Mann: Hamilton comes up with the weirdest excuses for things. Remember when he blamed his poor daytime hitting on having blue eyes?

As someone with blue eyes, I can tell you that they are more sensitive to brightness than other color eyes...*snip*


So, what other color eyes have you had?
 
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