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2012-09-25 08:20:04 AM  
4 votes:

JerseyTim: Cythraul: They tried to feed him beer. What kind of farking moron thinks it's cool to try and feed a dolphin beer?

Beggar, the famous mooching dolphin, found dead in Florida


Now if he'd been found dead in Nebraska, that would have been a story.
2012-09-25 04:06:18 PM  
2 votes:

Wellon Dowd: Evil Mackerel: Sometimes while kayaking white ducks will swim us and beg for food with their ducklings,we never feed them.Seeing them teach their babies that humans are a source for food is never a good thing.

I have a policy of beating to death any animal that begs from me. By removing the gene for mooching from the pool I am helping future generations to be more self-sufficient.


I'd hate to be a Salvation Army bell-ringer in your town this December,
2012-09-25 10:47:02 AM  
2 votes:
i7.photobucket.com
2012-09-25 01:53:19 PM  
1 votes:
mlkshk.com
Flipper died for your sins.
2012-09-25 01:31:40 PM  
1 votes:

Evil Mackerel: Sometimes while kayaking white ducks will swim us and beg for food with their ducklings,we never feed them.Seeing them teach their babies that humans are a source for food is never a good thing.


I have a policy of beating to death any animal that begs from me. By removing the gene for mooching from the pool I am helping future generations to be more self-sufficient.
2012-09-25 11:43:32 AM  
1 votes:
Oh no, not again
2012-09-25 11:19:44 AM  
1 votes:

TheRameres: Anyone know what kind of dolphin he was?


Freeloading.
2012-09-25 10:38:23 AM  
1 votes:
Mostly harmless?
2012-09-25 10:33:49 AM  
1 votes:
They call him Beggar, Beggar
Fatter than Rosanne
No-one you see
Is moochier than he
2012-09-25 08:13:33 AM  
1 votes:

Cythraul: They tried to feed him beer. What kind of farking moron thinks it's cool to try and feed a dolphin beer?


Beggar, the famous mooching dolphin, found dead in Florida
2012-09-25 07:51:05 AM  
1 votes:
A dolphin known as "Beggar" for his tendency to approach boaters for food has been found dead, possibly as a result of his poor diet.

Goddamnit, America. Quit making other species fat.
 
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