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2012-09-25 12:59:21 PM

Cythraul: They tried to feed him beer. What kind of farking moron thinks it's cool to try and feed a dolphin beer?


Well, I suspect the dolphin was happy about it.
 
2012-09-25 01:00:26 PM
emsworth.files.wordpress.com
Still alive.
 
2012-09-25 01:06:46 PM

smitty04: [i7.photobucket.com image 509x608]


+10
 
2012-09-25 01:09:05 PM

BKITU: smitty04: WTFDYW: - all of these things indicate that he was spending more time attempting to get food from humans than foraging on his own."

This is why welfare is bad

This blog is dominated by Progressives so any such comparisons will be labeled as most ridiculous comparison and you will be labeled a TROLL.
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No, it's just plain asshattery to make a snide political post in a thread about a dead dolphin.

Don't contribute to asshattery. Thank you, won't you?


So..... that means that all the liberals who inject mittens jokes and amerikkka sucks posts into every single farking thread are asshats? Thanks for clarifying that.
 
2012-09-25 01:16:36 PM
We can't figure out what killed him. Lets blame boaters.
 
2012-09-25 01:23:56 PM

smitty04: WTFDYW: - all of these things indicate that he was spending more time attempting to get food from humans than foraging on his own."

This is why welfare is bad

This blog is dominated by Progressives so any such comparisons will be labeled as most ridiculous comparison and you will be labeled a TROLL.
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Just got back to the office. That was not meant to be a troll. It's called snark.

/fix thy meter
 
2012-09-25 01:25:27 PM

vonzales: TheRameres: Anyone know what kind of dolphin he was?

A quick search for "dolphin lifespan" says around 20 years for a bottlenose. Since TFA mentioned Beggar had been around for 20 years, I'm not sure how much damage a bunch of redneck boaters feeding him beer and pork rinds really did in the long-run.

Not condoning feeding wild animals, and agree that feeding beer and pork rinds to a dolphin is probably not a good thing, but I'm curious to what the autopsy will reveal.

FTA:

he Sarasota County Marine Patrol brought Beggar's body in for a necropsy (animal autopsy) at Mote. Scientists found the dolphin had been struck by boats in the past; he had healed boat scars on his dorsal fin as well as several healed puncture wounds on his fins and body. He also had multiple broken ribs and vertebrae.

"We can't say which of these many injuries was the ultimate cause of death for Beggar," Gretchen Lovewell, the manager of Mote's Stranding Investigations Program, said in a statement. "But all of our findings indicate that he was in poor health for a long time and that his interactions with humans played a role. Boat strike wounds, fishing hooks and line in his stomach - even the squid beaks we found - all of these things indicate that he was spending more time attempting to get food from humans than foraging on his own."


... fish hooks in the stomach with broken ribs and vertebrae..
maybe he was approaching the boats and click-squeaking "Kill me. Kill meeee."


Sometimes while kayaking white ducks will swim us and beg for food with their ducklings,we never feed them.Seeing them teach their babies that humans are a source for food is never a good thing.
 
2012-09-25 01:30:16 PM

Evil Mackerel: vonzales: TheRameres: Anyone know what kind of dolphin he was?

A quick search for "dolphin lifespan" says around 20 years for a bottlenose. Since TFA mentioned Beggar had been around for 20 years, I'm not sure how much damage a bunch of redneck boaters feeding him beer and pork rinds really did in the long-run.

Not condoning feeding wild animals, and agree that feeding beer and pork rinds to a dolphin is probably not a good thing, but I'm curious to what the autopsy will reveal.

FTA:

he Sarasota County Marine Patrol brought Beggar's body in for a necropsy (animal autopsy) at Mote. Scientists found the dolphin had been struck by boats in the past; he had healed boat scars on his dorsal fin as well as several healed puncture wounds on his fins and body. He also had multiple broken ribs and vertebrae.

"We can't say which of these many injuries was the ultimate cause of death for Beggar," Gretchen Lovewell, the manager of Mote's Stranding Investigations Program, said in a statement. "But all of our findings indicate that he was in poor health for a long time and that his interactions with humans played a role. Boat strike wounds, fishing hooks and line in his stomach - even the squid beaks we found - all of these things indicate that he was spending more time attempting to get food from humans than foraging on his own."


... fish hooks in the stomach with broken ribs and vertebrae..
maybe he was approaching the boats and click-squeaking "Kill me. Kill meeee."

Sometimes while kayaking white ducks will swim up to us and beg for food with their ducklings,we never feed them.Seeing them teach their babies that humans are a source for food is never a good thing.


FTFM
 
2012-09-25 01:31:40 PM

Evil Mackerel: Sometimes while kayaking white ducks will swim us and beg for food with their ducklings,we never feed them.Seeing them teach their babies that humans are a source for food is never a good thing.


I have a policy of beating to death any animal that begs from me. By removing the gene for mooching from the pool I am helping future generations to be more self-sufficient.
 
2012-09-25 01:35:12 PM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: BKITU: smitty04: WTFDYW: - all of these things indicate that he was spending more time attempting to get food from humans than foraging on his own."

This is why welfare is bad

This blog is dominated by Progressives so any such comparisons will be labeled as most ridiculous comparison and you will be labeled a TROLL.
[encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 221x228]

No, it's just plain asshattery to make a snide political post in a thread about a dead dolphin.

Don't contribute to asshattery. Thank you, won't you?

So..... that means that all the liberals who inject mittens jokes and amerikkka sucks posts into every single farking thread are asshats? Thanks for clarifying that.


Threadjacking a non-political thread to stick it to [YOUR OPPOSING GROUP HERE] is asshattery, regardless of political persuasion. Happens on both sides, but I only see smitty04 doing so in this thread, then you and him both crying "BUT LIBZ HURRRR" after being called out for threadjacking.

You're a thin-skinned crybaby with a persecution complex. It seems to me that living that way would be a tremendous waste of life, but to each their own, I guess. Maybe you could save up some of your begging-change and buy a tube of Desitin to soothe your tender little bottom. I'll get you your binky and bottle, too.
 
2012-09-25 01:48:28 PM
I like where this thread is going....

static5.businessinsider.com
 
2012-09-25 01:53:19 PM
mlkshk.com
Flipper died for your sins.
 
2012-09-25 02:47:55 PM

Evil Mackerel: Evil Mackerel: vonzales:

Sometimes while kayaking white ducks will swim up to us and beg for food with their ducklings,we never feed them.Seeing them teach their babies that humans are a source for food is never a good thing.

FTFM


what does a mackerel need with a kayak ??
 
2012-09-25 02:55:57 PM

MrBallou: AlwaysRightBoy: Cythraul: They tried to feed him beer. What kind of farking moron thinks it's cool to try and feed a dolphin beer?

Have you ever tried dorado bathed in a beer batter?

{Pedantic mode}
That's the ever-so-delicious fish, aka Mahi. Dolphin tastes different and is all full of mercury. 
{/Pedantic mode}


No, sorry, charlie. they taste like tuna.
 
2012-09-25 03:26:11 PM

Cythraul: They tried to feed him beer. What kind of farking moron thinks it's cool to try and feed a dolphin beer?


Now you know why Man is only the 3rd most intelligent species on Earth.

/Farking mice.
 
2012-09-25 04:06:18 PM

Wellon Dowd: Evil Mackerel: Sometimes while kayaking white ducks will swim us and beg for food with their ducklings,we never feed them.Seeing them teach their babies that humans are a source for food is never a good thing.

I have a policy of beating to death any animal that begs from me. By removing the gene for mooching from the pool I am helping future generations to be more self-sufficient.


I'd hate to be a Salvation Army bell-ringer in your town this December,
 
2012-09-25 05:26:59 PM

BKITU: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: BKITU: smitty04: WTFDYW: - all of these things indicate that he was spending more time attempting to get food from humans than foraging on his own."

This is why welfare is bad

This blog is dominated by Progressives so any such comparisons will be labeled as most ridiculous comparison and you will be labeled a TROLL.
[encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 221x228]

No, it's just plain asshattery to make a snide political post in a thread about a dead dolphin.

Don't contribute to asshattery. Thank you, won't you?

So..... that means that all the liberals who inject mittens jokes and amerikkka sucks posts into every single farking thread are asshats? Thanks for clarifying that.

Threadjacking a non-political thread to stick it to [YOUR OPPOSING GROUP HERE] is asshattery, regardless of political persuasion. Happens on both sides, but I only see smitty04 doing so in this thread, then you and him both crying "BUT LIBZ HURRRR" after being called out for threadjacking.

You're a thin-skinned crybaby with a persecution complex. It seems to me that living that way would be a tremendous waste of life, but to each their own, I guess. Maybe you could save up some of your begging-change and buy a tube of Desitin to soothe your tender little bottom. I'll get you your binky and bottle, too.


>>>....but I only see smitty04 doing so in this thread

Well,,. no:

Lucky LaRue: A dolphin known as "Beggar" for his tendency to approach boaters for food has been found dead, possibly as a result of his poor diet.

Goddamnit, America. Quit making other species fat.



Because hysterical name-calling b>ALWAYS WINS arguments on the elementary school playground. It's SO intellectual!

>>>>BUT LIBZ HURRRR
>>>>You're a thin-skinned crybaby with a persecution complex.
>>>>save up some of your begging-change and buy a tube of Desitin to soothe your tender little bottom. I'll get you your binky and bottle, too

Are you 12?

You've got a long ways to go to get to Carlin, Bruce, or Rock level, Alice. Maybe Dangerfield on one of his drunk "off" days.

Keep practicing.
 
2012-09-25 05:51:45 PM
People are dicks.
 
2012-09-25 05:57:20 PM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: >>>....but I only see smitty04 doing so in this thread

Well,,. no:

Lucky LaRue: A dolphin known as "Beggar" for his tendency to approach boaters for food has been found dead, possibly as a result of his poor diet.

Goddamnit, America. Quit making other species fat.


Because hysterical name-calling b>ALWAYS WINS arguments on the elementary school playground. It's SO intellectual!


You see that as "amerikkka sucks?" You think that was a political statement? Really?

You have a bigger persecution complex than I realized. Seriously, get help. Or do something useful with your life and end it.
 
2012-09-25 08:47:49 PM

BKITU: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: >>>....but I only see smitty04 doing so in this thread

Well,,. no:

Lucky LaRue: A dolphin known as "Beggar" for his tendency to approach boaters for food has been found dead, possibly as a result of his poor diet.

Goddamnit, America. Quit making other species fat.


Because hysterical name-calling b>ALWAYS WINS arguments on the elementary school playground. It's SO intellectual!

You see that as "amerikkka sucks?" You think that was a political statement? Really?

You have a bigger persecution complex than I realized. Seriously, get help. Or do something useful with your life and end it.


Because name-calling ALWAYS WINS arguments in the elementary school sandbox.

Are you 12?
 
2012-09-26 01:54:17 AM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: BKITU: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: >>>....but I only see smitty04 doing so in this thread

Well,,. no:

Lucky LaRue: A dolphin known as "Beggar" for his tendency to approach boaters for food has been found dead, possibly as a result of his poor diet.

Goddamnit, America. Quit making other species fat.


Because hysterical name-calling b>ALWAYS WINS arguments on the elementary school playground. It's SO intellectual!

You see that as "amerikkka sucks?" You think that was a political statement? Really?

You have a bigger persecution complex than I realized. Seriously, get help. Or do something useful with your life and end it.

Because name-calling ALWAYS WINS arguments in the elementary school sandbox.

Are you 12?


You're delusional. What name did I call you?

Seriously, seek help. You're seeing and hearing things that only exist in your head. You may have schizophrenia.
 
2012-09-26 07:31:43 AM
ahh fark...

where even stories about dead dolphins wind up in stupid political fights between 12 year olds....
 
2012-09-26 12:20:04 PM

BKITU: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: BKITU: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: >>>....but I only see smitty04 doing so in this thread

Well,,. no:

Lucky LaRue: A dolphin known as "Beggar" for his tendency to approach boaters for food has been found dead, possibly as a result of his poor diet.

Goddamnit, America. Quit making other species fat.


Because hysterical name-calling b>ALWAYS WINS arguments on the elementary school playground. It's SO intellectual!

You see that as "amerikkka sucks?" You think that was a political statement? Really?

You have a bigger persecution complex than I realized. Seriously, get help. Or do something useful with your life and end it.

Because name-calling ALWAYS WINS arguments in the elementary school sandbox.

Are you 12?

You're delusional. What name did I call you?

Seriously, seek help. You're seeing and hearing things that only exist in your head. You may have schizophrenia.


No, seriously, it's my wife that has schizophrenia. You really should learn what terms mean before flinging them around with gay abandon. BTW, I think you prove my point. You ARE 12, at least mentally and emotionally.
 
2012-09-26 02:04:58 PM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: You really should learn what terms mean before flinging them around with gay abandon.


Oh, so you are just a troll. I was giving you the benefit of the doubt that you were a simpleton. My bad.
 
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