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(Bend Bulletin)   The zombie horde, once thought to be confined to California and Oregon, has now been found infesting pockets of Washington   ( ) divider line
    More: Scary, bees, Oregon, honeybees, entomology, pupae, citizen scientists, beekeepers, disappearing bees  
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5370 clicks; posted to Geek » on 25 Sep 2012 at 2:17 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-09-25 01:40:49 PM  
You misspelled zombees.
2012-09-25 02:18:02 PM  
done in one
2012-09-25 02:34:13 PM  

Calmamity: You misspelled zombees.

Thread closed.
2012-09-25 02:37:40 PM  

Calmamity: You misspelled zombees.

Well done.

I was disappointed that TFA was about zombie bees, rather than the human variety, We have the incredible potential for an epic "town and gown" clash here. There is a group on campus that organizes zombie walks, while the reader board at the local gun shop reads, "Are you ready for the zombie attack?" This should end well.
2012-09-25 02:58:52 PM  

Calmamity: You misspelled zombees.
2012-09-25 03:37:49 PM  
Wait wait wait!

"...confirmed to be infected by a parasitic fly that causes the bees to lurch around erratically before dropping dead."

I was reliably informed by Fark Liberals that the zombie bee problem was due to pesticides created by Fascist Murkkkun Corporations. This article is obviously billshiat.
2012-09-25 04:24:45 PM  
It's in your head, in your heeead...
2012-09-25 04:28:32 PM  
What about the zombies with deep pockets infesting Washington DC?
2012-09-25 04:44:06 PM  
Oregon - Washington's Mexico
2012-09-25 05:51:58 PM  
Dang, my hive is about 10 miles south of this Zombee hive. Guess I'll have to keep an eye out for buzzed bees. 
/Mmmm, sweet, sweet honey.
2012-09-25 07:29:17 PM  

Lord Farkwad: What about the zombies with deep pockets infesting Washington DC?

Those aren't zombies, they're liches. While they are a form of undead critter, their still cognicient of their surroundings. Their pure malevolence more than makes up for their lack of numbers though.
2012-09-26 12:18:17 AM  
Didn't know honey bees weren't native to North America. Huh, interesting.
2012-09-26 11:09:22 AM  
There are thousands of zombies in Scotland as well.
2012-09-26 12:01:14 PM  
Sorry for two in a row but I just saw this.... ha ha ha... fannies.
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