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2012-09-25 12:39:43 PM
Well, Mitty, whip it out.
 
2012-09-25 12:46:55 PM
Just trust him.
 
2012-09-25 12:56:05 PM
Like the Samsung factory still has his warranty lying around.
 
2012-09-25 01:20:35 PM
"If we could get Republican electors in all states - all [538] of them - to ask for Romney's birth certificate, it would have a visible, strong moral pull at least to independents who might finally see the absurdity of a presidential candidate going to court in order to resist being forced to show birth certificate credentials," he said.

What's absurd is that this never happened.
 
2012-09-25 01:24:48 PM

Diogenes: "If we could get Republican electors in all states - all [538] of them - to ask for Romney's birth certificate, it would have a visible, strong moral pull at least to independents who might finally see the absurdity of a presidential candidate going to court in order to resist being forced to show birth certificate credentials," he said.

What's absurd is that this never happened.


Conservatives have been lying for so long at this point they've forgotten how to do anything else.
 
2012-09-25 01:25:55 PM

Diogenes: "If we could get Republican electors in all states - all [538] of them - to ask for Romney's birth certificate, it would have a visible, strong moral pull at least to independents who might finally see the absurdity of a presidential candidate going to court in order to resist being forced to show birth certificate credentials," he said.

What's absurd is that this never happened.


Double absurd since he released his birth certificate without being ordered to by a judge.
Triple absured since he did that twice.

/Back to regular WND absurd: if he released two different birth certificates, then obviously at least one of them was fake.
 
2012-09-25 01:26:26 PM
So...a snake really CAN swallow it's own head.
 
2012-09-25 01:28:14 PM
Makes sense to cover all your bases. If Obama loses, Corsi will need a new birth certificate to aghasturbate about.
 
2012-09-25 01:28:43 PM
store.barackobama.com
 
2012-09-25 01:29:14 PM
So it's come to this, then.

The Political Climate in the United States has become such that we have to pander to a group of people who make Anti-vaccinationists, creationists, and 9/11 Truthers look sane and intelligent in comparison.

Mitt Romney's now pandering to the birthers.
 
2012-09-25 01:30:37 PM
Mitt Romney and Anne Romney sneaking in to the United States from Canada in 1987 after escaping from the Czechoslovakia: 

www.thebondjourney.com
 
2012-09-25 01:31:28 PM

coeyagi: Mitt Romney and Anne Romney sneaking in to the United States from Canada in 1987 after escaping from the Czechoslovakia: 

[www.thebondjourney.com image 400x170]


FTFM
 
2012-09-25 01:31:44 PM
Will he settle for a sales receipt and a warranty card?
 
2012-09-25 01:32:04 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: aghasturbate


Damn - that's even funnier than TFA!
 
2012-09-25 01:33:22 PM

Diogenes: "If we could get Republican electors in all states - all [538] of them - to ask for Romney's birth certificate, it would have a visible, strong moral pull at least to independents who might finally see the absurdity of a presidential candidate going to court in order to resist being forced to show birth certificate credentials," he said.

What's absurd is that this never happened.


www.kaccents.com
 
2012-09-25 01:34:08 PM
I clicked to view the comments for amusement, but left dejected with no faith in humanity. How can people be this dumb? Its not even funny to watch anymore... its just... depressing.
 
2012-09-25 01:37:25 PM
"Still, my goal is to set a standard," Grinols explained. "If I demand to see the birth certificates as credentials, I hope the idea will catch on and the Democratic Party presidential electors will do the same for Barack Obama and Joe Biden."

This guy is a troll right? Has to be.

A person who was really that stupid wouldn't actually be given any position of real authority IRL?

*faith in humanity ebbing away*

Help me out here, peoples, lie to me if ya hafta.
 
2012-09-25 01:39:02 PM

Diogenes: "If we could get Republican electors in all states - all [538] of them - to ask for Romney's birth certificate, it would have a visible, strong moral pull at least to independents who might finally see the absurdity of a presidential candidate going to court in order to resist being forced to show birth certificate credentials," he said.

What's absurd is that this never happened.


Since when have the Politics of the United States been hampered by petty things like the Truth?

Political parties on both sides of the isle depend on you taking their word at face value, and not researching their claims.
 
2012-09-25 01:39:11 PM
When it comes to satire and comedy, I still think the writing is better on "The Onion" than "World Net Daily"
 
2012-09-25 01:40:32 PM

Thrakkerzog: Diogenes: "If we could get Republican electors in all states - all [538] of them - to ask for Romney's birth certificate, it would have a visible, strong moral pull at least to independents who might finally see the absurdity of a presidential candidate going to court in order to resist being forced to show birth certificate credentials," he said.

What's absurd is that this never happened.

[www.kaccents.com image 640x480]


Given your image macro post, you seem to be implying that a presidential candidate in recent history has gone to court in order to resist being forced to show birth certificate credentials. Which candidate, and which court case?
 
2012-09-25 01:43:15 PM

Mithiwithi: Thrakkerzog: Diogenes: "If we could get Republican electors in all states - all [538] of them - to ask for Romney's birth certificate, it would have a visible, strong moral pull at least to independents who might finally see the absurdity of a presidential candidate going to court in order to resist being forced to show birth certificate credentials," he said.

What's absurd is that this never happened.

[www.kaccents.com image 640x480]

Given your image macro post, you seem to be implying that a presidential candidate in recent history has gone to court in order to resist being forced to show birth certificate credentials. Which candidate, and which court case?


Entirely the opposite. I'm suggesting that the people at WND are feigning ignorance.
 
2012-09-25 01:44:08 PM

Thrakkerzog: Entirely the opposite. I'm suggesting that the people at WND are feigning ignorance.


Ah, thanks.
/I claim Poe's Law
 
2012-09-25 01:44:28 PM

quatchi: "Still, my goal is to set a standard," Grinols explained. "If I demand to see the birth certificates as credentials, I hope the idea will catch on and the Democratic Party presidential electors will do the same for Barack Obama and Joe Biden."

This guy is a troll right? Has to be.

A person who was really that stupid wouldn't actually be given any position of real authority IRL?

*faith in humanity ebbing away*

Help me out here, peoples, lie to me if ya hafta.


I wish I could...

Too bad my faith in humanity has been dead for years.
 
2012-09-25 01:46:18 PM
From the comments:

"You can bet him and his family are on the Spy's Gestapo Liquidation list and that list does exist for others were on it like Breitbart and others, maybe a lot of others that we don't know about who have just disappeared."

WOW. That's some awesome derp.
 
2012-09-25 01:49:50 PM
Well, Romney DID indicate that, to him, America was a 'foreign country'.
 
2012-09-25 01:52:49 PM

BronyMedic: So it's has come to this, then.

The Political Climate in the United States has become such that we have to pander to a group of people who make Anti-vaccinationists, creationists, and 9/11 Truthers look sane and intelligent in comparison.

Mitt Romney's now pandering to the birthers.


FTFY
imgs.xkcd.com
 
2012-09-25 01:53:33 PM
I have a bad feeling the outcome of this election is going to be determined by the officiating crew from the Seattle vs Green Bay game.
 
2012-09-25 01:54:00 PM
The entire TFA scares me, the derp in the comments scares me, but even more, this "ad" right in the middle of TFA scares me

TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS FANTASTIC DEAL! Purchase the hardcover of "Where's the Birth Certificate?" and receive the updated e-book version of "Where's the REAL Birth Certificate?" ABSOLUTELY FREE!
 
2012-09-25 01:56:02 PM

mcwehrle: The entire TFA scares me, the derp in the comments scares me, but even more, this "ad" right in the middle of TFA scares me

TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS FANTASTIC DEAL! Purchase the hardcover of "Where's the Birth Certificate?" and receive the updated e-book version of "Where's the REAL Birth Certificate?" ABSOLUTELY FREE!


You think it's bad he's got ads in the middle of his own columns? Try reading one of his books sometime, where he cites himself as his own source.
 
2012-09-25 01:56:41 PM
In all fairness, he's seen Obama's
 
2012-09-25 01:57:15 PM

The Dog Ate My Homework: I have a bad feeling the outcome of this election is going to be determined by the officiating crew from the Seattle vs Green Bay game.


The field goal tipped the uprights, therefore Johnson is President?
 
2012-09-25 01:59:28 PM
I like the picture in the article.

A "dark" or maybe even "black" cloud hangs large over the whitehouse!
www.wnd.com
 
2012-09-25 02:00:35 PM
"Still, my goal is to set a standard," Grinols explained. "If I demand to see the birth certificates as credentials, I hope the idea will catch on and the Democratic Party presidential electors will do the same for Barack Obama and Joe Biden."

THEY HAVE DONE IT FOR OBAMA, YOU FARKING MORON!!

Two different forms, as a matter of fact. BOTH legal, and BOTH released. Welcome to September of 2012, this shiat was answered for Obama last Spring.

Jesus, why in the Hell did I give that link a click?
 
2012-09-25 02:01:07 PM

quatchi: "Still, my goal is to set a standard," Grinols explained. "If I demand to see the birth certificates as credentials, I hope the idea will catch on and the Democratic Party presidential electors will do the same for Barack Obama and Joe Biden."

This guy is a troll right? Has to be.

A person who was really that stupid wouldn't actually be given any position of real authority IRL?

*faith in humanity ebbing away*

Help me out here, peoples, lie to me if ya hafta.


The guy's an elector. His only job is to vote in the electoral college for the candidate that won the popular vote in his state. It's a position that once had some significance when the constitution was first written and electors actually chose for themselves who to vote for; but nowadays not voting as ordered is actually a felony in many states.
 
2012-09-25 02:01:08 PM
BLACK IS UP, WHITE IS DOWN, RIGHT IS VIRGINIA

WHAT IS GOING ON
 
2012-09-25 02:03:24 PM
I remember soon after Obama released the long-form certificate, the right-wing couldn't get their shiat together and decide if they were going with "FAKE!!!! PIXELS!!!1!" or "why do librulz keep bringing up Obama's birth certificate?"

Here we are, all these months later, and they settled on "what birth certificate?"
 
2012-09-25 02:04:36 PM

Diogenes: mcwehrle: The entire TFA scares me, the derp in the comments scares me, but even more, this "ad" right in the middle of TFA scares me

TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS FANTASTIC DEAL! Purchase the hardcover of "Where's the Birth Certificate?" and receive the updated e-book version of "Where's the REAL Birth Certificate?" ABSOLUTELY FREE!

You think it's bad he's got ads in the middle of his own columns? Try reading one of his books sometime, where he cites himself as his own source.


No, not that. Just that this is somehow still going on, and combined with the derpitude in the comments....I just...give up.

/be sure to vote
 
2012-09-25 02:05:38 PM

Mikey1969: Jesus, why in the Hell did I give that link a click?


A desire to encounter the derp-of-the-day before your FoxNews addicted relatives post it on your facebook wall, therefore allowing you to plan your responses ahead of time?
Temporary insanity?
Head trauma induced by facedesking after reading a Townhall article?
Mary & John Lulz?
Latent non-sexual masochistic tendancies?

Stop me when I get close.
 
2012-09-25 02:09:06 PM

LouDobbsAwaaaay: I remember soon after Obama released the long-form certificate, the right-wing couldn't get their shiat together and decide if they were going with "FAKE!!!! PIXELS!!!1!" or "why do librulz keep bringing up Obama's birth certificate?"

Here we are, all these months later, and they settled on "what birth certificate?"


Future humans are going to laugh at us.

In the 24th Century, they won't be trying to reach the Delta quadrant, they'll be arguing over whether or not the 18th Century or the 22nd Century was the Age of Enlightenment.
 
2012-09-25 02:10:36 PM

Karac: Mikey1969: Jesus, why in the Hell did I give that link a click?

A desire to encounter the derp-of-the-day before your FoxNews addicted relatives post it on your facebook wall, therefore allowing you to plan your responses ahead of time?
Temporary insanity?
Head trauma induced by facedesking after reading a Townhall article?
Mary & John Lulz?
Latent non-sexual masochistic tendancies?

Stop me when I get close.


Those are all good guesses, but I think it was actually because I wanted to know more about the article beyond the headline. With the exception of the derpy quote I posted, there was NOTHING in TFA that wasn't in the headline. Damn... MY bad, I guess I'll learn from this.
 
2012-09-25 02:10:49 PM

coeyagi: Future humans are going to laugh at us.

 
2012-09-25 02:43:57 PM
So WND's main page shows at the top "15 years of herpa derpy derp".

My question is, what did they derp about before Obama? Until 2008 I had never heard of this site.
 
2012-09-25 02:50:15 PM

Vegan Meat Popsicle: Diogenes: "If we could get Republican electors in all states - all [538] of them - to ask for Romney's birth certificate, it would have a visible, strong moral pull at least to independents who might finally see the absurdity of a presidential candidate going to court in order to resist being forced to show birth certificate credentials," he said.

What's absurd is that this never happened.

Conservatives have been lying for so long at this point they've forgotten how to do anything else.


Is it really "lying" if you're just so completely detatched from reality you don't even know what truth or objective facts are anymore?
 
2012-09-25 02:53:04 PM

erik-k: Vegan Meat Popsicle: Diogenes: "If we could get Republican electors in all states - all [538] of them - to ask for Romney's birth certificate, it would have a visible, strong moral pull at least to independents who might finally see the absurdity of a presidential candidate going to court in order to resist being forced to show birth certificate credentials," he said.

What's absurd is that this never happened.

Conservatives have been lying for so long at this point they've forgotten how to do anything else.

Is it really "lying" if you're just so completely detatched from reality you don't even know what truth or objective facts are anymore?


A subjective reality does not alter the state of an objective fact. You may choose to not call it a lie, but it is a falsehood nonetheless.
 
2012-09-25 02:56:14 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Makes sense to cover all your bases. If Obama loses, Corsi will need a new birth certificate to aghasturbate about.


If President Obama loses, but Republicans do not gain control of the Senate (or do not gain sufficient control to override a Democratic filibuster) and thus are unable to readily repeal the Affordable Care Act, Mr. Corsi may argue that President Obama's alleged ineligibility renders any and all legislation signed by him null and void.
 
2012-09-25 03:03:17 PM
www.puppiesandflowers.com

I mindf*cked you all with my false flag "break-in" and you
were all too damn stupid to figure it out even back then!

In the afterlife I've been busy watching you witless slobs
slide further and further into the sewer.

I'll be laughing at you for thousands of years, and you?
You...will all be forgotten, even that ego-bag Liddy.

Hope you enjoy blowing away in the winds of history, bastards!
 
2012-09-25 03:05:21 PM

LordJiro: Well, Romney DID indicate that, to him, America was a 'foreign country'.


No, Mitt Romney swore under penalty of perjury that The United States is a foreign country to him..
I'm pretty sure there's something to that effect when you sign your tax return.
 
2012-09-25 03:23:59 PM

raanne: I clicked to view the comments for amusement, but left dejected with no faith in humanity. How can people be this dumb? Its not even funny to watch anymore... its just... depressing.


biatch slapped me in the face just a few minutes ago.
 
2012-09-25 03:26:14 PM

Karac: The guy's an elector. His only job is to vote in the electoral college for the candidate that won the popular vote in his state. It's a position that once had some significance when the constitution was first written and electors actually chose for themselves who to vote for; but nowadays not voting as ordered is actually a felony in many states.


Actually depending on the state - the guy as an elector may not have any obligation to do anything. He could vote for Mickey Mouse.
 
2012-09-25 04:41:23 PM

gingerjet: Actually depending on the state - the guy as an elector may not have any obligation to do anything. He could vote for Mickey Mouse.


True, but can you imagine the ass kicking that would be awaiting him when he got home?
 
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