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(Popoholic)   Miley Cyrus turns up the heat for her "Two and a Half Men" appearance   (popoholic.com ) divider line
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11233 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 25 Sep 2012 at 6:18 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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Poe
2012-09-25 06:55:17 AM  
Could the author be any less subtle about his desire to jack it to Miley Cyrus?
 
2012-09-25 07:01:59 AM  
Butter.
 
2012-09-25 07:05:36 AM  
Just release a damn sex tape already, then go away.
 
2012-09-25 07:07:47 AM  

Poe: Could the author be any less subtle about his desire to jack it to Miley Cyrus?


It's like a 4th grader wrote that. Someone who thinks this is how you're supposed to act when you see a hot woman:

www.davidbordwell.net 

You get the same reaction from kids in the crowd at a WWE event when the Diva's come out.
 
2012-09-25 07:45:15 AM  
and unleashing her sexy stems

That dame has some gams, daddy-o. Nya.
 
2012-09-25 07:48:57 AM  
Miley is ok, however no way am I watchng anything with Ashton Kutcher in it.
 
2012-09-25 07:52:18 AM  
She actually looks kind of hot now
 
2012-09-25 07:52:42 AM  
If Ashton Kutcher is in it, it's not Two and a Half Men.
 
2012-09-25 07:55:57 AM  

farkityfarker: If Ashton Kutcher is in it, it's not Two and a Half Men.



I think it's not Two and a Half Men because the kid is like in his 40s.
 
2012-09-25 08:03:58 AM  
one handed typing detected
 
2012-09-25 08:29:24 AM  
Miley will never be as good looking as

www.televisioninternet.com
 
2012-09-25 08:38:30 AM  

Poe: Could the author be any less subtle about his desire to jack it to Miley Cyrus?


My browser's sticky now.
 
2012-09-25 08:42:34 AM  

Poe: Could the author be any less subtle about his desire to jack it to Miley Cyrus?


There was an article on that page? Let alone someone read it?
 
2012-09-25 08:43:25 AM  
She's a moderately talented, okay-looking hillbilly. Without daddy being famous, she's living in a trailer and working second shift at Waffle House. Are our standards really that low?
 
2012-09-25 08:57:27 AM  

ranak: Miley will never be as good looking as

[www.televisioninternet.com image 420x275]


She is mighty fine. But I (slightly) prefer

www.magweb.com 

/Both are bunk-worthy
 
2012-09-25 08:58:54 AM  
Miley's body is slammin for sure, but with that hair she is sort of a butter-head
 
2012-09-25 09:04:50 AM  
Agreed. The hair just completely kills it. I can probably walk down the street and find 10 women far more hittable. Not really sure what the excitement is about.
 
2012-09-25 09:07:06 AM  

Mugato: farkityfarker: If Ashton Kutcher is in it, it's not Two and a Half Men.


I think it's not Two and a Half Men because the kid is like in his 40s.


Jon Cryer is the half man now, they switched last season.
 
2012-09-25 09:25:07 AM  

abhorrent1: Just release a damn sex tape already, then go away.


This.

Kurmudgeon: Miley is ok, however no way am I watchng anything with Ashton Kutcher in it.


and this.
 
2012-09-25 09:25:40 AM  
She could eat an apple through a picket fence
 
2012-09-25 09:27:37 AM  
Here are a whole bunch of brand spanking new promotional photos of Miley Cyrus' upcoming appearance on "Two and a Half Men", and as you tell by the photos, I'll definitely be watching the hell out of the episode. I mean, c'mon; it's Miley Cyrus and she's looking damn sexy and busting out her plentiful cleavage in lingerie and bikini tops, and unleashing her sexy stems. So yeah, I'll be watching it. And recording it. And drooling over each and every one of her scenes. And I've already started with these shwingtastic photos. Enjoy! 

i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-25 10:08:58 AM  
IT'S MILEY!
 
2012-09-25 10:19:47 AM  

SpectroBoy: She is mighty fine. But I (slightly) prefer


img803.imageshack.us
img208.imageshack.us

I way prefer
 
2012-09-25 11:02:17 AM  

SirJibsAlot: She could eat an apple through a picket fence


so, she's a horse?
 
2012-09-25 11:09:45 AM  

Poe: Could the author be any less subtle about his desire to jack it to Miley Cyrus?


Yeah, what's his Fark handle?
 
2012-09-25 11:15:26 AM  
She's attractive in the way that young women are almost always attractive. Of course her legs look good, and her body looks toned and fit. She's 19 freaking years old and she works out.

But her face.
 
2012-09-25 11:20:31 AM  
I never thought she was hot until I saw this picture:

4.bp.blogspot.com

I'm pretty sure this reflects poorly on me. :D
 
2012-09-25 11:32:45 AM  

Benjamin Stone: I never thought she was hot until I saw this picture:

I'm pretty sure this reflects poorly on me. :D


I think she looks better with the short blond hair. I still think her face is odd. Her eyes are too close together. Not that that would stop me.
 
2012-09-25 11:45:27 AM  

Benjamin Stone: I never thought she was hot until I saw this picture:

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 850x850]

I'm pretty sure this reflects poorly on me. :D


I can't believe that's Miley Cyrus. I have a whole new opinion of her now....
That's not actually on the her website, right?

/motherofgod.jpg
 
2012-09-25 11:47:24 AM  

pute kisses like a man: SirJibsAlot: She could eat an apple through a picket fence

so, she's a horse?



IThinkThatMightBeTheJokeThatSirJibsALotWasAttemptingToConvey.jpg
 
2012-09-25 11:53:50 AM  

Lego_Addict: Benjamin Stone: I never thought she was hot until I saw this picture:

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 850x850]

I'm pretty sure this reflects poorly on me. :D

I can't believe that's Miley Cyrus. I have a whole new opinion of her now....
That's not actually on the her website, right?

/motherofgod.jpg


That is in fact Billy Ray's daughter.

I've never been to the website, so i don't know about the second question...(GIS)
 
2012-09-25 11:53:51 AM  
Ctrl +F

"nsfw"

"Phrase not found"

*leaves thread*
 
2012-09-25 12:54:37 PM  

Benjamin Stone: I never thought she was hot until I saw this picture:

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 850x850]

I'm pretty sure this reflects poorly on me. :D


She looks like the bat shiat crazy lesbian I use to run around with.
 
2012-09-25 01:00:44 PM  

calm like a bomb: She's a moderately talented, okay-looking hillbilly. Without daddy being famous, she's living in a trailer and working second shift at Waffle House. Are our standards really that low?


The trash is part of the allure. She's obtainable.

Plus, dat ass.
 
2012-09-25 01:09:35 PM  

Christian Bale: pute kisses like a man: SirJibsAlot: She could eat an apple through a picket fence

so, she's a horse?


IThinkThatMightBeTheJokeThatSirJibsALotWasAttemptingToConvey.jpg


so... we're just making "she looks like a horse" jokes completely immaterial to the fact that the person bears no resemblance whatsoever to a horse?
 
2012-09-25 01:33:37 PM  

DAHFreedom: Ctrl +F

"nsfw"

"Phrase not found"

*leaves thread*



I like your style.
 
2012-09-25 01:51:04 PM  

pute kisses like a man: Christian Bale: pute kisses like a man: SirJibsAlot: She could eat an apple through a picket fence

so, she's a horse?


IThinkThatMightBeTheJokeThatSirJibsALotWasAttemptingToConvey.jpg

so... we're just making "she looks like a horse" jokes completely immaterial to the fact that the person bears no resemblance whatsoever to a horse?



Of course, of course.
 
2012-09-25 04:33:21 PM  

Benjamin Stone: I never thought she was hot until I saw this picture:

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 850x850]

I'm pretty sure this reflects poorly on me. :D


Yea she looks way hotter when she isn't a goody two shoes

Oh and nipple
 
2012-09-25 04:45:21 PM  

Benjamin Stone: I never thought she was hot until I saw this picture:

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 850x850]

I'm pretty sure this reflects poorly on me. :D


then....DIE!
 
2012-09-25 05:40:57 PM  
Ashton will eventually bang her.
 
2012-09-25 05:56:39 PM  

Benjamin Stone: I never thought she was hot until I saw this picture:

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 850x850]

I'm pretty sure this reflects poorly on me. :D


Gwen Stefani did the look better 15 years ago with smaller tits.
 
2012-09-25 08:28:28 PM  

Mugato: Benjamin Stone: I never thought she was hot until I saw this picture:

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 850x850]

I'm pretty sure this reflects poorly on me. :D

Gwen Stefani did the look better 15 years ago with smaller tits.


No arguments here!
 
2012-09-25 08:53:33 PM  

Lsherm: calm like a bomb: She's a moderately talented, okay-looking hillbilly. Without daddy being famous, she's living in a trailer and working second shift at Waffle House. Are our standards really that low?

The trash is part of the allure. She's obtainable.

Plus, dat ass.


That ass? It is mediocre at best. No studman here, it's just not that great. I'd still tap it, mind you.
 
2012-09-25 09:24:39 PM  

jayhawk88: Poe: Could the author be any less subtle about his desire to jack it to Miley Cyrus?

It's like a 4th grader wrote that. Someone who thinks this is how you're supposed to act when you see a hot woman:

[www.davidbordwell.net image 300x232] 

You get the same reaction from kids in the crowd at a WWE event when the Diva's come out.


Yes, why you'd think that when one sees an attractive woman, we should just stand there and shyly turn away, red faced and ashamed that we should notice someone of the opposite sex and be possessed of such impure thoughts that would require us to run home and flog ourselves until we felt that we had cleansed our body and souls of such violations.

Those naughty naughty pigboys!
 
2012-09-25 09:51:05 PM  
Ugh. Ain't that uuuuuuuuugly.
 
2012-09-26 05:47:01 AM  

Christian Bale: pute kisses like a man: Christian Bale: pute kisses like a man: SirJibsAlot: She could eat an apple through a picket fence

so, she's a horse?


IThinkThatMightBeTheJokeThatSirJibsALotWasAttemptingToConvey.jpg

so... we're just making "she looks like a horse" jokes completely immaterial to the fact that the person bears no resemblance whatsoever to a horse?


Of course, of course.


I thought it was about her jacked-up teefs.

/didn't look at the pics and doesn't know if Miley has jacked-up teefs.
 
2012-09-26 10:20:43 AM  

Crudbucket: Mugato: farkityfarker: If Ashton Kutcher is in it, it's not Two and a Half Men.


I think it's not Two and a Half Men because the kid is like in his 40s.

Jon Cryer is the half man now, they switched last season.


images2.wikia.nocookie.net
Nods approvingly.

/Hot like Dornish peppers
 
2012-09-26 12:19:30 PM  

Lsherm: calm like a bomb: She's a moderately talented, okay-looking hillbilly. Without daddy being famous, she's living in a trailer and working second shift at Waffle House. Are our standards really that low?

The trash is part of the allure. She's obtainable.

Plus, dat ass.


Can't be said enough.
 
2012-09-27 12:22:42 AM  
So she's horsing around.
 
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