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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)   81-year-old congressman, running for his 22nd term, swears the Occupy movement is breaking into his house and stalking him. Local police roll eyes, chalk reports up to another crazy old guy   (tampabay.com ) divider line
    More: Florida, congressman, C.W. Bill Young, Occupy movement, Ashley Young, stalks, Capitol Hill  
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2012-09-25 02:32:10 AM  
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Confabulat: Funny thing is an 81-year-old delusional paranoid Alzheimer's patient with 21 terms in Congress can still get more done for his district than any rookie freshman woman ever will.


Sure, he can pass resolutions declaring Tuesday to be "Free Pancakes for Seniors Day" and outlaw clouds.
2012-09-25 09:26:42 AM  
1 vote:
If it had been a legitimate break in, his security system would have activated, preventing the intruders from violating his home.
2012-09-25 04:27:32 AM  
1 vote:
Moving pillows around is just the sort of devious trick we liberals love to play!
2012-09-25 03:39:27 AM  
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Confabulat: Funny thing is an 81-year-old delusional paranoid Alzheimer's patient with 21 terms in Congress can still get more done for his district than any rookie freshman woman ever will.


The hell you say! Being successful in politics is all about making good decisions, listening to your constituents, understanding the issues, and a deep devotion to the basic tenets of our system of governance, not about political powerbrokering and backroom deals colluding to exploit the government for personal power and gain.

I don't get it. Why is everyone laughing at me?
2012-09-25 01:32:17 AM  
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Bill, it's time to quit.
I had hoped to run against you some day, but Florida got so farked up from the assholes moving from New Jersey that I had to leave.
I still have the picture of myself sitting in your chair in your office in D.C.
But it's time to go. Retire.
 
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