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( (St. Petersburg Tim)   81-year-old congressman, running for his 22nd term, swears the Occupy movement is breaking into his house and stalking him. Local police roll eyes, chalk reports up to another crazy old guy   ( divider line
    More: Florida, congressman, C.W. Bill Young, Occupy movement, Ashley Young, stalks, Capitol Hill  
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1388 clicks; posted to Politics » on 25 Sep 2012 at 3:05 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-09-25 02:32:10 AM  
2 votes:

Confabulat: Funny thing is an 81-year-old delusional paranoid Alzheimer's patient with 21 terms in Congress can still get more done for his district than any rookie freshman woman ever will.

Sure, he can pass resolutions declaring Tuesday to be "Free Pancakes for Seniors Day" and outlaw clouds.
2012-09-25 09:48:02 AM  
1 vote:
you can do dope when young and end up crazy and paranoid or you can wait until your 80's and end up crazy and paranoid.

course, eating right, exercising, getting enough sleep, and staying away from dope greatly slows down the process of becoming crazy and paranoid. but why would anyone want to do that? its work, for christ sakes. and work is unamerican.
2012-09-25 09:26:42 AM  
1 vote:
If it had been a legitimate break in, his security system would have activated, preventing the intruders from violating his home.
2012-09-25 08:10:15 AM  
1 vote:
12 years and GTFO. If term limits are good for the executive, they're good for the legislative.
2012-09-25 03:32:07 AM  
1 vote:
Old, paranoid, crotchety and just plain wrong.

This man is the GOP personified.
2012-09-25 02:40:07 AM  
1 vote:

fusillade762: Sure, he can pass resolutions declaring Tuesday to be "Free Pancakes for Seniors Day" and outlaw clouds.

Or they can spend $100 million in taxpayer dollars building a bridge to their rural neighborhood
2012-09-25 02:06:01 AM  
1 vote:
A paranoid and delusional Republican? You don't say!
2012-09-25 01:32:17 AM  
1 vote:
Bill, it's time to quit.
I had hoped to run against you some day, but Florida got so farked up from the assholes moving from New Jersey that I had to leave.
I still have the picture of myself sitting in your chair in your office in D.C.
But it's time to go. Retire.
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