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(Chicago Trib)   If you stole a skyline decorated, oversize golf ball signed by Jenny McCarthy, The Chicago Police Department is really teed off at you   ( divider line
    More: Strange, Chicago Police Department, Jenny McCarthy, Chicago, Ronald McDonald House Charities, Eric Schmidt, Ryder Cup  
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2012-09-25 04:18:21 AM  
The artist said he used a lot of glitter on the piece which was crafted from molded plastic, named "Chicago's Best" and that, along with McCarthy's signature, is likely what attracted the thief.

2012-09-25 05:29:49 AM  
Some balls are held for charity
and some for fancy dress,
but when they're held for pleasure
they're the balls that I like best!
2012-09-25 07:11:07 AM  
They just took it out to have it vaccinated.
2012-09-25 09:30:23 AM  
Were some words stolen from the headline?
2012-09-25 11:48:45 AM  
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2012-09-25 01:04:03 PM  
You know how I can tell the thieves were gay?

Because Chicago looks like it has been professionally decorated now that fugly campy thing is gone.

Oh, and the golf ball is a hideous piece of low kitsch., too, so full marks for taking it and burying it somewhere.
2012-09-25 01:15:22 PM  
It's just her signature... she didn't personally suck it through a garden hose.
2012-09-25 02:14:42 PM  
I hope that they tossed it in the lake, which is what someone should do to that stupid anti-vax biatch.
2012-09-25 07:07:32 PM  

Mr. Toadcheese: I hope that they tossed it in the lake, which is what someone should do to that stupid anti-vax biatch.

You take medical advice from a Playmate of the Year?
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