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(SFGate)   "I've never even seen a naked person in public before," Ladies and Gentleman, Behold, The Folsom Street Fair With wonderful slideshow goodness of the godless (some content borderline Not safe for work)   (sfgate.com) divider line 83
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2012-09-25 12:55:03 AM  
Apparently a gathering of overweight people in funny undergarments.
Meh.
 
2012-09-25 12:59:00 AM  
Link Deslided. (For those of you who are into that whole desliding thing. NTTAWWT)
 
2012-09-25 01:20:20 AM  
Their ranks included seven students from Skyline College in San Bruno who attended for extra credit in a human sexuality class.


So, there weren't really any hot chicks involved ... but this line is a sample of why California is awesome.

I mean, this is Folsom - not exactly a hotbed of sexual liberation. More like a hotbed of tract homes and gentrification.
 
2012-09-25 01:36:44 AM  
Oh look, Bronies

ww4.hdnux.com
 
2012-09-25 02:03:13 AM  
Festival organizers, informally tracking its geographic appeal through advance ticket sales

You have to buy tickets now? When I was there last you could just wander right in. Granted that was 10+ years ago.
 
2012-09-25 02:03:53 AM  

cretinbob: Oh look, Bronies

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GAH! They're everywhere! I'm not even going to ask how that tail is attached.
 
2012-09-25 02:07:47 AM  

kmmontandon: I mean, this is Folsom

Street in San Fransisco - not exactly a hotbed of sexual liberation.

FTFY

I went to this a million years ago when I was a rather naive 15-year-old. That was a bit of an eye opener.

/I'd never seen a guy giving another guy a blow job in public before
 
2012-09-25 04:41:26 AM  
As a proud S.F. native I can state with full confidence that the folsom st. fair is a disgusting display of humans.
 
2012-09-25 04:44:28 AM  
Hey dom/sub farkers, sometimes when I'm in a chat room my browser will be virus hijacked to a site that talks about sex, and I will read something about submissive dominant relationships.

And I'll read all this stuff about how wonderful and careful the dominant has to be towards the submissive and always keep in mind the submissive's safeword and I will think InigoMontoyaThatWord.jpg, these people keep using the word submissive to mean dominant and dominant to mean submissive.

I know I need to crawl out of the basement (or maybe it's better I don't) but ... what am I missing?
 
2012-09-25 04:45:03 AM  
Also, I'm not sure if this is related to Folsom, and probably not, but, ... has anyone figured out if OtherKin are pulling out legs?
 
2012-09-25 04:45:19 AM  
Would it even be considered terror if that fair got bombed?
 
2012-09-25 04:45:32 AM  
You know, it's really hard to convince the mainstream that gays are ordinary people too when you see a circus midget in crotchless chaps giving a tongue-job to a 350 lb. man's hairy bunghole on the curb.

Thanks for fueling up another year's worth of right wing propaganda and DOMA legislation, you thoughtless idiots.
 
2012-09-25 04:46:58 AM  
Is this some kind of weight watchers fetish? That fair looks gross.
 
2012-09-25 04:56:49 AM  

JerkyMeat: As a proud S.F. native I can state with full confidence that the folsom st. fair is a disgusting display of humans.


I agree. I'm glad the fair exists in principle, but as a person who "isn't into that", it's not an aesthetically pleasing place.
/NTTAWWT
 
2012-09-25 05:03:15 AM  

siyuntz: kmmontandon: I mean, this is Folsom Street in San Fransisco - not exactly a hotbed of sexual liberation.

FTFY

I went to this a million years ago when I was a rather naive 15-year-old. That was a bit of an eye opener.

/I'd never seen a guy giving another guy a blow job in public before


Yeah, I was never in the Boy Scouts either.
 
2012-09-25 05:26:52 AM  
The coolest thing about the Folsom St fair is that anyone who finds it offensive, whether gay or straight, can very easily avoid it.
 
2012-09-25 05:27:42 AM  
lots of frumpy overweight people celebrating their sexual freedom and identity.

while i approve of the message, i kinda dont need to see those bodies.
 
2012-09-25 05:41:24 AM  
What in the ever loving fark was that?
 
2012-09-25 05:50:08 AM  
I consider this the purest definition of freedom. While I gaze at the scene completely aghast, I am far more scared of any place that attempts to control or restrict this behavior.
 
2012-09-25 05:50:38 AM  

cretinbob: Oh look, Bronies

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images.wikia.com

D: D: D:
 
2012-09-25 05:55:47 AM  

TV's Vinnie: You know, it's really hard to convince the mainstream that gays are ordinary people too when you see a circus midget in crotchless chaps giving a tongue-job to a 350 lb. man's hairy bunghole on the curb.

Thanks for fueling up another year's worth of right wing propaganda and DOMA legislation, you thoughtless idiots.


imageshack.us
 
2012-09-25 06:14:09 AM  

Gawdzila: TV's Vinnie: You know, it's really hard to convince the mainstream that gays are ordinary people too when you see a circus midget in crotchless chaps giving a tongue-job to a 350 lb. man's hairy bunghole on the curb.

Thanks for fueling up another year's worth of right wing propaganda and DOMA legislation, you thoughtless idiots.

[imageshack.us image 500x505]


Is that from The Onion or from Fox News? I can't tell the two apart these days.

/had an American History teacher in the 90s who tried to get me to read The Onion back when it was, like, an actual newspaper
//thought he was doofy at the time, but we'd probably be pals today if we still knew each other
 
2012-09-25 06:31:21 AM  

kmmontandon: Their ranks included seven students from Skyline College in San Bruno who attended for extra credit in a human sexuality class.


So, there weren't really any hot chicks involved ... but this line is a sample of why California is awesome.

I mean, this is Folsom - not exactly a hotbed of sexual liberation. More like a hotbed of tract homes and gentrification.


Um... Folsom *Street*. In San Francisco. Not Folsom, CA.
 
2012-09-25 06:47:33 AM  

cretinbob: Oh look, Bronies

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Apparently she also works in the music industry.

web.mit.edu
 
2012-09-25 06:52:08 AM  

TV's Vinnie: You know, it's really hard to convince the mainstream that gays are ordinary people too when you see a circus midget in crotchless chaps giving a tongue-job to a 350 lb. man's hairy bunghole on the curb.

Thanks for fueling up another year's worth of right wing propaganda and DOMA legislation, you thoughtless idiots.


Don't straight people attend also?
 
2012-09-25 06:55:24 AM  

cretinbob: Oh look, Bronies


Thought being a brony was a dude thing.
 
2012-09-25 07:00:15 AM  

TV's Vinnie: You know, it's really hard to convince the mainstream that gays are ordinary people too when you see a circus midget in crotchless chaps giving a tongue-job to a 350 lb. man's hairy bunghole on the curb.

Thanks for fueling up another year's worth of right wing propaganda and DOMA legislation, you thoughtless idiots.


Pretty much, I have no doubt this will be on an endless loop on Fox News. If the LGBT people want equal rights, that I believe they should have, they need to tone it down a little bit.
 
2012-09-25 07:09:54 AM  
The tickler looks like she could be fun...not too sure about the rest.
 
2012-09-25 07:11:02 AM  

Get Your Dick Out Of My Food: JerkyMeat: As a proud S.F. native I can state with full confidence that the folsom st. fair is a disgusting display of humans.

I agree. I'm glad the fair exists in principle, but as a person who "isn't into that", it's not an aesthetically pleasing place.
/NTTAWWT


Same here. Go knock yourselves out, kiddies. Just give me notice of where and when so I can avoid seeing it.
 
2012-09-25 07:14:18 AM  
One of the funniest series of articles I ever read was after Seattle's Freemont Fair. In that year's parade, there was a float that had a bunch of people in bondage gear being pulled behind via chains with hooks through their nipples.

There was a brief article later in the week about how the Fair organizers asked them not to return the next year and suggested they instead march in the gay pride parade.

This set off two more articles...one from the S&M group exclaiming "we're not gay, dammit!" and the other from various gay groups exclaiming "they don't represent our lifestyle!"

/csb
 
2012-09-25 07:19:21 AM  
There were a couple cute chicks in there. The horse head eyes just gave me a morning lol.so thanks for that.
 
2012-09-25 07:26:21 AM  
I've been saying for years that this Fair needs to be rescheduled and relocated to coincide with the time and place of Fred Phelps' funeral.
 
2012-09-25 07:28:37 AM  

Dubwise: TV's Vinnie: You know, it's really hard to convince the mainstream that gays are ordinary people too when you see a circus midget in crotchless chaps giving a tongue-job to a 350 lb. man's hairy bunghole on the curb.

Thanks for fueling up another year's worth of right wing propaganda and DOMA legislation, you thoughtless idiots.

Don't straight people attend also?


Sure, some. Although, frankly, even as a strong supporter of gay rights with lots of gay friends I'd never go either here or to pride. They can count on my support at the ballot box, I'm just not taking that support anywhere near one of their parades. I don't hate my eyeballs enough to let them be raped like that.
 
2012-09-25 08:00:18 AM  
Fat pony girls? Someone's doing it wrong.
 
2012-09-25 08:04:08 AM  

Gawdzila: Dubwise: TV's Vinnie: You know, it's really hard to convince the mainstream that gays are ordinary people too when you see a circus midget in crotchless chaps giving a tongue-job to a 350 lb. man's hairy bunghole on the curb.

Thanks for fueling up another year's worth of right wing propaganda and DOMA legislation, you thoughtless idiots.

Don't straight people attend also?

Sure, some. Although, frankly, even as a strong supporter of gay rights with lots of gay friends I'd never go either here or to pride. They can count on my support at the ballot box, I'm just not taking that support anywhere near one of their parades. I don't hate my eyeballs enough to let them be raped like that.


Best ever sign I've seen from a gay rights march was "Jesus was nailed down by a guy, why can't I be?"

/In Melbourne, a very progressive city
//But yeah, some of them need to tone it down...
///Have lots of gay and bi friends
//Not in that way
/Slashies!
 
2012-09-25 08:30:11 AM  
as long as they're having fun...I guess.

me, I just need naked.

/plain vanilla..with vigor.
 
2012-09-25 08:30:24 AM  
Meh.

I am decidedly not kinky in any way, but none of this was impressive. Didn't push many boundaries at all.

As for the animal heads, if I want to see a video by Lasse Hoile, I'll just watch a Steven WIlson video.
 
2012-09-25 08:54:55 AM  
If you don't want people to make fun of you because what you do in your bedroom then don't do it in public.
/ha ha
 
2012-09-25 08:58:58 AM  
Oh look, someone finally found a use for Tribbles...

ww2.hdnux.com
 
2012-09-25 08:59:37 AM  

fusillade762: I'm not even going to ask how that tail is attached.


Thanks for making my brain go there.
And by "thanks", I mean I hate you with the power of a thousand clenching sphincters.
 
2012-09-25 09:05:23 AM  
Attention whores. GTFO the street. You can do whatever you want behind your own doors. Perhaps I should go jack off in their Human Sexuality class and see how that goes over. Perhaps they all need hobbies that don't involve their genitalia. Whatever the reason, I find the sexual activists to be some of the most empty, boring people in the world that can't get over the fact they have genitalia and want everyone to acknowledge they have genitalia. Yep, can't wait for the "Everyone Poops" street fair next year!
 
2012-09-25 09:20:46 AM  
For those who wanted something that crosses over that borderline into fully NSFW
 
2012-09-25 09:28:52 AM  

JerkyMeat: As a proud S.F. native I can state with full confidence that the folsom st. fair is a disgusting display of humans.

 
2012-09-25 09:31:08 AM  

kimmygibblershomework: Attention whores. GTFO the street.


THIS

As an SF resident and pretty live and let live, but with this topping off a year of ugly naked guys waving their semi-erect penii around in public, I've had enough of the AW BS.
 
2012-09-25 09:32:51 AM  
Seems like harmless fun...weird, but harmless.
 
2012-09-25 09:33:36 AM  

thespindrifter: Oh look, someone finally found a use for Tribbles...

[ww2.hdnux.com image 263x471]


/golf clap
 
2012-09-25 09:39:26 AM  

cretinbob: Oh look, Bronies

[ww4.hdnux.com image 628x432]


That's more of a Clydesdale.
 
2012-09-25 09:45:47 AM  

Nuclear Monk: Seattle


To be fair, there was a body modification group that wanted to have people hung on flesh-hooks. I think they thought it would've scared the kids. I think the lil' sadists would've enjoyed it. :-)

Anyways, NAKED CYCLISTS! Fremont Solstice Cyclists
 
2012-09-25 09:51:17 AM  

cretinbob: Oh look, Bronies

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i47.tinypic.com

/is a brony
/still says ewww
/doesn't support this
 
2012-09-25 10:04:22 AM  

encyclopediaplushuman: cretinbob: Oh look, Bronies

[ww4.hdnux.com image 628x432]

[i47.tinypic.com image 799x709]

/is a brony
/still says ewww
/doesn't support this


I mean come on, it's the Folsom Street Fair. It should've been blue bodypaint.
 
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