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(The Sun)   Burger King launches 'Black Burger' made with bamboo charcoal bun, squid ink ketchup. You want fries with that? (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 19
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2012-09-25 01:30:28 AM
7 votes:
♫Whoooa, Black Burger (bam-A-lam)
Whoooa, Black Burger (bam-A-lam)♫
2012-09-25 01:52:33 AM
3 votes:
thefinereport.com

/oblig
2012-09-25 01:36:10 AM
3 votes:
to quote a farker from a recent thread..

"Bear, with paws extended.
Dog, with plate of broccoli."
2012-09-25 03:11:47 PM
2 votes:
Sweet Jesus, you guys want to know about the origin of that goofy metaphor language from ST:TNG? Ok here it is: "Hack writers, facing deadline, with upturned bottles"
2012-09-25 04:19:29 AM
2 votes:

Makh: JudgeMuttonChops: to quote a farker from a recent thread..

"Bear, with paws extended.
Dog, with plate of broccoli."

When the walls fell. I actually understand what you said there.



I can't be the only one sometimes bugged by the fact that they clearly had a base language without metaphor they were using, upon which they based the circuitous metaphor language. They could say "wall" without resorting to "Kagra, his spackling knife in hand" and so on, going through an endless recursive process of breaking more direct signifiers into examples or metaphors.

/yeah, I know- I'm that guy griping about the Itchy and Scratchy rib xylophone
//and anyway, if one can manage to suspend disbelief about the magical "universal translator" in the first place...
///There's compelling evidence that the T.A.R.D.I.S. doesn't actually do any translating and is just benignly infested with invisible babelfish. Claiming the craft itself handles it just puts potentially squeamish companions at ease
2012-09-25 01:49:38 AM
2 votes:
They're hoping that once you eat it, you never go back to McDonalds?
2012-09-26 02:27:30 PM
1 votes:
Brilliant. Once you black, you'll never go back.

Time to short their stock.
2012-09-25 07:18:40 PM
1 votes:
Is it made from real black people?
2012-09-25 03:22:30 PM
1 votes:

WelldeadLink: Pribar: Sweet Jesus, you guys want to know about the origin of that goofy metaphor language from ST:TNG? Ok here it is: "Hack writers, facing deadline, with upturned bottles"

That might also explain the Burger King.



No I am pretty sure the Burger Kings origins include Aleister Crowleys grimoire, a misdrawn summoning circle, and the fourth circle of hell....
2012-09-25 03:15:55 PM
1 votes:

Pribar: Sweet Jesus, you guys want to know about the origin of that goofy metaphor language from ST:TNG? Ok here it is: "Hack writers, facing deadline, with upturned bottles"


That might also explain the Burger King.
2012-09-25 08:12:47 AM
1 votes:
I ask myself, "How much blacker could it be?" and the answer is "None. None more black"
2012-09-25 08:00:11 AM
1 votes:

Oznog: So, doesn't anyone wonder where they get all this squid ink FROM??


i289.photobucket.com
2012-09-25 03:48:27 AM
1 votes:

eraser8: Big deal.

The Darth Vader burger did it first.

[img.ibtimes.com image 600x338] 

/yes, it's real


They also did a tricolore for the Belgian national holiday last summer.

www.myburger.fr

I don't know what they used to colour the buns but it made it all the way through to the other buns.
2012-09-25 02:22:22 AM
1 votes:

JerkyMeat: What, they didn't name it the "Obama Burger"??


Of course not--it doesn't involve farking our economy.
2012-09-25 01:53:41 AM
1 votes:

BigLuca: ♫Whoooa, Black Burger (bam-A-lam)
Whoooa, Black Burger (bam-A-lam)♫


♫Black Burger had some fries (bam-A-lam)
The damn thing got fried (bam-A-lam)♫
2012-09-25 01:48:21 AM
1 votes:

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: oi_piss_me_off: I've read mixed things about bamboo charcoal, some say it's the best thing ever and others say it will kill you.

It's pretty common here. I've had bamboo charcoal noodles that were really good, and they use it as filler in pillows and blankets - all my pillows are stuffed with 20% bamboo charcoal.


Crumbly Crunchies are the best
Look delicious on your vest
Serve them to unwanted guests
Stuff the mattress with the rest.

/sorry I will go sober up now...
2012-09-25 01:45:45 AM
1 votes:
What, they didn't name it the "Obama Burger"??
2012-09-25 01:36:48 AM
1 votes:

aniyn: doglover: Windows 7 Burger

WTF?
*google search*
[i562.photobucket.com image 640x352]


I bet you'd take a nasty kernel dump after eating one of those.
2012-09-25 01:27:08 AM
1 votes:
Fries? I'd expect a slice of watermelon and a bucket of fried chicken with it.
 
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