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		Burger King launches 'Black Burger' made with bamboo charcoal bun, squid ink ketchup. You want fries with that? (w/pics) (thesun.co.uk)		99
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Xaxor		2012-09-25 12:04:43 AM

I bet it's Japan.

...That was easy.

Ambivalence		2012-09-25 12:07:13 AM

Yeeeaaahhhh...that's a No.

Makh		2012-09-25 12:54:11 AM

Hell yeah, I want that. So, I'm their target market but I'm over here. That sucks.

oi_piss_me_off		2012-09-25 01:14:48 AM

I've read mixed things about bamboo charcoal, some say it's the best thing ever and others say it will kill you.

Cheesus		2012-09-25 01:27:08 AM

Fries? I'd expect a slice of watermelon and a bucket of fried chicken with it.

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich		2012-09-25 01:27:32 AM

oi_piss_me_off: I've read mixed things about bamboo charcoal, some say it's the best thing ever and others say it will kill you.

It's pretty common here. I've had bamboo charcoal noodles that were really good, and they use it as filler in pillows and blankets - all my pillows are stuffed with 20% bamboo charcoal.

thisiszombocom		2012-09-25 01:27:33 AM

thats racist.jpg

doglover		2012-09-25 01:28:14 AM

I'll try and get one.

But these "special" burgers are really limited. Usually 1-2 hous a day when you order one. Hell the Windows 7 Burger was literally sold 3 times a day per store, max.

BigLuca		2012-09-25 01:30:28 AM

♫Whoooa, Black Burger (bam-A-lam)
Whoooa, Black Burger (bam-A-lam)♫

chaosweaver		2012-09-25 01:30:53 AM

Cheesus: Fries? I'd expect a slice of watermelon and a bucket of fried chicken with it.

Came for a racist joke, leaving properly offended.

/and laughing.

Real Women Drink Akvavit		2012-09-25 01:31:22 AM

Xaxor: I bet it's Japan.

...That was easy.

Same thing I thought, so was not surprised when I read the article. I just keep in mind that they probably think I eat weird foods, too.

/making a chicken "hot wing" grilled cheese sammie right now

aniyn		2012-09-25 01:31:29 AM

doglover: Windows 7 Burger

WTF?
*google search*
i562.photobucket.com

JudgeMuttonChops		2012-09-25 01:36:10 AM

to quote a farker from a recent thread..

"Bear, with paws extended.
Dog, with plate of broccoli."

KrispyKritter		2012-09-25 01:36:38 AM

one more reason for foreigners to hate america.

Strix occidentalis		2012-09-25 01:36:40 AM

*reads headline* I bet it's Japan * reads article* Eeeyup. It's Japan.

/squid ink

BigLuca		2012-09-25 01:36:48 AM

aniyn: doglover: Windows 7 Burger

WTF?
*google search*
[i562.photobucket.com image 640x352]

I bet you'd take a nasty kernel dump after eating one of those.

Makh		2012-09-25 01:38:39 AM

JudgeMuttonChops: to quote a farker from a recent thread..

"Bear, with paws extended.
Dog, with plate of broccoli."

When the walls fell. I actually understand what you said there.

aagrajag		2012-09-25 01:45:01 AM

Don't knock it 'til you try it.

Squid-ink pizza is pretty awesome.

Unfortunately, I'll probably have to go to Tokyo to get this. There aren't nearly as many Burger Kings here as McDonalds.

JerkyMeat		2012-09-25 01:45:45 AM

What, they didn't name it the "Obama Burger"??

soosh		2012-09-25 01:46:19 AM

I would absolutely eat that, just for the squid ink ketchup. but the whole thing sounds good.

doglover		2012-09-25 01:46:47 AM

aagrajag: Don't knock it 'til you try it.

Squid-ink pizza is pretty awesome.

Unfortunately, I'll probably have to go to Tokyo to get this. There aren't nearly as many Burger Kings here as McDonalds.

I'm gonna check the local BK on my way home in 1 hour. Stat tuned.

Pribar		2012-09-25 01:48:21 AM

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: oi_piss_me_off: I've read mixed things about bamboo charcoal, some say it's the best thing ever and others say it will kill you.

It's pretty common here. I've had bamboo charcoal noodles that were really good, and they use it as filler in pillows and blankets - all my pillows are stuffed with 20% bamboo charcoal.

Crumbly Crunchies are the best
Look delicious on your vest
Serve them to unwanted guests
Stuff the mattress with the rest.

/sorry I will go sober up now...

ShannonKW		2012-09-25 01:49:04 AM

Black Burger?

[thatsracist.jpg]

LordJiro		2012-09-25 01:49:38 AM

They're hoping that once you eat it, you never go back to McDonalds?

aagrajag		2012-09-25 01:49:40 AM

doglover: aagrajag: Don't knock it 'til you try it.

Squid-ink pizza is pretty awesome.

Unfortunately, I'll probably have to go to Tokyo to get this. There aren't nearly as many Burger Kings here as McDonalds.

I'm gonna check the local BK on my way home in 1 hour. Stat tuned.

Awaiting your report, soldier.

bullwrinkle		2012-09-25 01:50:55 AM

For someone who was a life long picky eater until my fifties I would eat that.

The All-Powerful Atheismo		2012-09-25 01:51:10 AM

I figured it would be a fried chicken burger with a cornbread bun

thursdaypostal		2012-09-25 01:51:57 AM

KrispyKritter: one more reason for foreigners to hate america.

Nice job reading the article.

ReverendJasen		2012-09-25 01:52:31 AM

You want ~~fries~~ tentacles with that?

/what's wrong with you, Japan?

Brick-House		2012-09-25 01:52:33 AM

/oblig

Shadyman		2012-09-25 01:53:41 AM

BigLuca: ♫Whoooa, Black Burger (bam-A-lam)
Whoooa, Black Burger (bam-A-lam)♫

♫Black Burger had some fries (bam-A-lam)
The damn thing got fried (bam-A-lam)♫

eraser8		2012-09-25 01:57:40 AM

Big deal.

The Darth Vader burger did it first.

img.ibtimes.com

/yes, it's real

bucket_chemist		2012-09-25 02:00:13 AM

Really Subby? This gets the sick tag? With all the horrid shiat that gets served to people every day, you have a problem with squid ink ketchup? You are obviously not at all wise in the ways of tasty food. I weep for you.

Pribar		2012-09-25 02:00:14 AM

Brick-House: [thefinereport.com image 450x454]

/oblig

Damn is there anyone that dude won't kowtow to?

/sorry I will go to sleep now, I promise

aagrajag		2012-09-25 02:00:34 AM

ReverendJasen: You want fries tentacles with that?

/what's wrong with you, Japan?

Here's a nice squid burger for you.

Link

Alphakronik		2012-09-25 02:05:18 AM

The words "concept" and "burger" should never go in the same sentence together.

Kevin72		2012-09-25 02:11:05 AM

Japan has a Japanese sense of humor.

Prof. Frink		2012-09-25 02:22:22 AM

JerkyMeat: What, they didn't name it the "Obama Burger"??

Of course not--it doesn't involve farking our economy.

A. Snatchfold		2012-09-25 02:28:42 AM

Prof. Frink: JerkyMeat: What, they didn't name it the "Obama Burger"??

Of course not--it doesn't involve farking our economy.

Lol, this is what idiots truly believe.

JerkyMeat		2012-09-25 02:29:18 AM

Prof. Frink: JerkyMeat: What, they didn't name it the "Obama Burger"??

Of course not--it doesn't involve farking our economy.

When you say farking our economy, you mean being black, right? Right?

SpinStopper		2012-09-25 02:35:56 AM

Restaurants should try making food that tastes good rather than looking as bizarre as possible.

*runs off to eat lots more Taco Bell Doritos Locos Tacos* ;)

Satanus Maximus		2012-09-25 02:39:19 AM

eraser8: Big deal.

The Darth Vader burger did it first.

[img.ibtimes.com image 600x338]

/yes, it's real

I just ate at a Quick in Luxemburg the other day. Their burgers look nothing like the pictures. Their fries are decent, but they put way too much sauce on their burgers - salty as fark.

Mimekiller		2012-09-25 02:42:37 AM

"The limited edition dish has been created to celebrate the concept of "irrationality".

I thought Japan has been celebrating this for the last 40 years?

doglover		2012-09-25 02:44:26 AM

At BK now.

Drops on 28 金曜日

Ready-set		2012-09-25 02:54:47 AM

Burger with salt, pepper and crushed red pepper. Cook medium. Add 2 slices of colby jack. Then 4 strips of bacon. Finish with guacamole and jalapeño. Serve on toasted onion roll. Die and go to heaven.

ArcadianRefugee		2012-09-25 02:56:45 AM

Makh: Hell yeah, I want that. So, I'm their target market but I'm over here. That sucks.

JudgeMuttonChops		2012-09-25 03:01:08 AM

/sounds delicious :)

Radioactive Ass		2012-09-25 03:02:09 AM

Ready-set: Burger with salt, pepper and crushed red pepper. Cook medium. Add 2 slices of colby jack. Then 4 strips of bacon. Finish with guacamole and jalapeño. Serve on toasted onion roll. Die and go to heaven.

Look this is a "Japan is farking weird" with a bit of [that's wacist.jpg] mixed in. There will be no westernized food recipes allowed so lets just "Japan that recipe up" a bit shall we?

Kobe sea urchin with salt, wasabi and even more wasabi. Don't cook it at all. Add 2 slices of raw octopus tentacle then four strips of fried eel skin. Finish off with squid ink and dried cuttlefish. Serve on a toasted rice cake. Throw away and get some real food.