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(Brand Eating)   Pizza Hut Middle East unveils pizza with crust made of conical pizzas, each parm-sprinkled cone stuffed with cream cheese, honey mustard chicken, or cream cheese & honey mustard chicken. Allahu Akbar   (brandeating.com) divider line 42
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2012-09-24 08:30:25 PM  
If not for the whole pizza part, that actually sounds delightful.
 
2012-09-24 08:41:05 PM  
I'm in.
 
2012-09-24 09:03:50 PM  
Yeah, the only thing scary about that would be the expansion of my waistline after I got a hold of the place that makes those.
 
2012-09-24 09:22:04 PM  
Meh. Do a GIS for "japanese pizza hut" and you'll get dozens of weirder combinations.
 
2012-09-24 09:23:39 PM  

TommyymmoT: I'm in.


Before I clicked on the link I had an image of a giant Tee-Pee shaped pizza crust with 14 pounds of cream cheese in the middle. After watching the commercial, it looks crazy delicious and seriously unhealthy.
 
2012-09-24 10:24:23 PM  
Oh. My. God.

/gluttony boner
 
2012-09-24 10:25:34 PM  
"The pizza portion itself can be adorned with any toppings and the cones are sprinkled with parmesan before baking."

I'd like bacon as a topping, please.
 
2012-09-24 10:55:26 PM  
Please... Here in Singapore they actually make a cone-shaped pizza.

/I may be on vacation, but I'm not eating a cone-shaped pizza...
 
2012-09-24 11:07:17 PM  
i.imgur.com

Wow. Nice.
 
2012-09-24 11:09:41 PM  
So... Would this be their "Peace in the Middle East via Heart Attack" campaign?
 
2012-09-24 11:23:10 PM  

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 577x374]

Wow. Nice.


Wait. Does that thing have sausage on it? That's not very halal.
 
2012-09-24 11:26:36 PM  
I got nauseous just reading that.
 
2012-09-24 11:30:13 PM  

Shostie: Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 577x374]

Wow. Nice.

Wait. Does that thing have sausage on it? That's not very halal.


There is such a thing as halal sausage. The most common varieties are made with either beef, lamb or chicken.
 
2012-09-24 11:41:31 PM  

Shostie: Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 577x374]

Wow. Nice.

Wait. Does that thing have sausage on it? That's not very halal.


Never heard of beef pepperoni?
 
2012-09-24 11:45:41 PM  

croesius: I'd like bacon as a topping, please.


Beat me to to it.

/infidel!
 
2012-09-24 11:50:06 PM  
It's almost like a fractal pizza. And looks deliciously evil.
 
2012-09-25 12:00:42 AM  
Maybe I'm just old school, but why not just do 2 separate dishes? They'd be a lot easier to cook that way.
 
2012-09-25 12:00:49 AM  
So this is how America will get its revenge for the Embassy deaths - slow death through high cholesterol.
 
2012-09-25 12:10:59 AM  

fusillade762: Meh. Do a GIS for "japanese pizza hut" and you'll get dozens of weirder combinations.


In China, they had a salmon and wasabi option at Pizza Hut at one point.

/no, I didn't try it.
 
2012-09-25 12:21:07 AM  
NO!!! We cannot allow the middle east to beat us in excess! This is America and i demand that we maintain our dominance in this region.
 
2012-09-25 12:41:22 AM  
Are the women allowed to eat such a dish?

They could be enfattened.
 
2012-09-25 12:43:48 AM  

TomD9938: Are the women allowed to eat such a dish?

They could be enfattened.


They can eat it because black is slimming.
 
2012-09-25 12:50:29 AM  
there's just no reason foods like this should ever exist.
 
2012-09-25 12:56:50 AM  
i wouldn't make prisoners eat pizza hut. or domino's. can't crap on the rest, never had them.
 
2012-09-25 12:57:36 AM  
I've not been a fan of the "ooh look what we did now to the crust"

But they've finally found my kryptonite.

Chicken and cream cheese? Pass the Red Hot, someones ass is about to get fatter!
 
2012-09-25 01:17:52 AM  
A wrap with soft cheese and chicken sounds like a good idea in a place where soft cheese and chicken are staple foods?

THISISANOUTRAGE.jpeg
 
2012-09-25 01:28:31 AM  
I'm good with that ;)
 
2012-09-25 01:45:54 AM  
Not kosher mixes milk and meat
 
2012-09-25 01:57:42 AM  

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 577x374]

Wow. Nice.


I might buy that. Looks like good TV food.
 
2012-09-25 02:02:55 AM  

Kevin72: Not kosher mixes milk and meat


kosher =\= halal
 
2012-09-25 02:06:40 AM  
Sounds like a gastric IED.
 
2012-09-25 02:22:02 AM  
Looks... good actually. Would be a fun movie night meal.
 
2012-09-25 03:06:58 AM  
The purpose of the crust on a pizza is to allow you to hold it without getting crap all over your hands. These new "shiat inside the crust" pizzas just make a mess of everything. Want a flavor? Put in ON the pizza, not inside the pizza's handle.
 
2012-09-25 03:10:34 AM  

phalamir: Kevin72: Not kosher mixes milk and meat

kosher =\= halal


Ah yes, but not being equal to halal still doesn't make it kosher.
 
2012-09-25 04:17:50 AM  
Why is the ad in English?
 
2012-09-25 07:14:57 AM  

CujoQuarrel: Why is the ad in English?


Because it is fake.
 
2012-09-25 09:35:48 AM  

CujoQuarrel: Why is the ad in English?


There are very large expat populations in a lot of the Middle East, and unless a company is very specifically marketing to a certain population they will often go with english as amoung people with disposable income it's frequently the most commonly understood language (mileage varies by country).

TV also normally features both english and Arabic programming and adverts, normally on separate channels.

In Dubai, for example, almost all billboards are in English unless they're advertising a Bollywood movie.
 
2012-09-25 10:05:10 AM  
Cup o Pizza not afraid

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2012-09-25 10:34:07 AM  
I'll be over here vomiting. How the hell do people develop a taste for consuming giant blobs of cream cheese and grease? It's not that it's unhealthy (well, it is), it's that it's just foul...
 
2012-09-25 11:42:36 AM  

Rhames: Cup o Pizza not afraid


Came for "he ran the other pizza in a cup guy out of town."

/Leaving satisfied
 
2012-09-25 07:37:02 PM  

assjuice: CujoQuarrel: Why is the ad in English?

Because it is fake.


I think you're right. The females in the commercial aren't all burqa'd up and subjugated looking. And there's no squiggly line looking Ahab Sandscript.

/Alba Ackbar, indeed
 
2012-09-26 12:38:08 AM  
i677.photobucket.com

"Be silent infidels and take my money!"
 
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