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2012-09-24 09:27:13 PM  
Hot... eh, maybe if she didn't have the physique of a prepubescent boy... I'll grant you that she's cute, a pretty good actress, and something of a nerd. But I just can't give you hot. She's got no boobs. She's got no curves at all...

/Also, she looks better with dark hair.
 
2012-09-24 09:27:28 PM  
Nope. She looks better with her natural color.
Most women do. Not all, but most.
 
2012-09-24 09:29:00 PM  

Colour_out_of_Space: Yeah, that's always been the trouble with Hollywood- not enough bleach-blondes.


www.antisocialmediallc.com
 
2012-09-24 09:29:57 PM  

skinink: I still think her best acting job was in The Professional. For a kid actress she did really well and held her own against all those other big name actors in the movie: Gary Oldman, Jean Reno and Danny Aiello.


If you manage to get the uncut version, she has some even better scenes when she goes on actual hits with Jean Reno. That movie could have been a perfectly decent middle of the road action flick, but it was more because of her performance in it.
 
2012-09-24 09:32:12 PM  

thunderbird8804: Is it just me or is Robert Pattinson's head farking enormous?


I didn't even notice that was in any picture in that link.
 
2012-09-24 09:34:33 PM  
Its like growing a whole new hand !!!
 
2012-09-24 09:34:51 PM  

Jaws_Victim: She looks good no matter what she's in.


This is the truth. She's just a beautiful woman and she can pull off any look and do it well. Hell, she made shaved-head look incredibly sexy in V for Vendetta. She just can't not look good.
 
2012-09-24 09:34:56 PM  
I think most porn stars are hotter than her. If Nathalie wasn't famous, she would have trouble getting a job with Vivid.
 
2012-09-24 09:35:19 PM  
Unless it's a Mathilda movie, she is wasting her career.
 
2012-09-24 09:36:10 PM  

Spike Lee's Favorite Farker: I think most porn stars are hotter than her. If Nathalie wasn't famous, she would have trouble getting a job with Vivid.


I missed the racial oppression aspect of the article, be right back.....
 
2012-09-24 09:36:59 PM  

Rincewind53: I prefer her as a brunette.


She was perfect before she starved herself for that Black Swan movie. Nothing can improve on that.
 
2012-09-24 09:47:00 PM  
Sorry but no, she's much better looking as a brunette.
 
2012-09-24 09:48:23 PM  
Blonde? Brunette? Pink? Shaved head?

It makes absolutely NO difference

horsegoeswest.com
 
2012-09-24 09:51:13 PM  

Spike Lee's Favorite Farker: I think most porn stars are hotter than her. If Nathalie wasn't famous, she would have trouble getting a job with Vivid.


Most of us like natural contours over balloon boobs. Besides, Natalie would be less likely to give you an STD.
 
2012-09-24 09:51:20 PM  

Colour_out_of_Space: Yeah, that's always been the trouble with Hollywood- not enough bleach-blondes.


Until every single woman in Hollywood is a blond, Hollywood will be so ugly it really should just wear a bag over its head at all times.
 
2012-09-24 09:54:00 PM  
She should go full Persis Khambatta.
 
2012-09-24 09:56:59 PM  

MAYORBOB: She should go full Persis Khambatta.



YES!
 
2012-09-24 09:57:49 PM  

MAYORBOB: She should go full Persis Khambatta.


Why would you want her to die?
 
2012-09-24 10:01:36 PM  

yoursafewordisharder: FTFA: "For the 2004 movie "Closer," she donned a blond, blunt cut wig for her role as stripper."

I can't be the only Farker that read that wrong...


Add me to the list...
 
2012-09-24 10:21:31 PM  
nope
 
2012-09-24 10:33:30 PM  
Nah, I don't like it.

Women with extremely attractive faces (like her) usually look better with dark hair. It just frames the face better. Not to mention, most women look best with their natural color.

Hell, I think I prefer her bald look to the blonde one.
 
2012-09-24 10:36:44 PM  
I think she was at her hottest when she was sporting Mila Kunis' face in her lady nest.
 
2012-09-24 10:43:13 PM  
Now she looks like she crawled out of a trailer park instead of a kibbutz.
 
2012-09-24 10:54:14 PM  
Blond is never hotter than brunette. Ever.
 
2012-09-24 10:59:00 PM  
It's nice of Robert Pattinson to wear his Lyle Lovett costume, shows he has a sense of humor.
 
2012-09-24 11:42:48 PM  
didnt read the article. did she get new knockers and a get a little junk in the trunk?
 
2012-09-24 11:55:12 PM  
i.imgur.com

Nice TROLL, Submitter.
 
2012-09-25 12:15:59 AM  
Naked and petrified, covered in hot grits?
 
2012-09-25 12:34:42 AM  

karmaceutical: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x400]


Weird. The first thing I thought when I looked at the pic was "No sir, I don't like it." Well played.

/Would still hit, etc.
 
2012-09-25 12:43:46 AM  
So, does the carpet match the drapes... or are we going with bare floors these days?
 
2012-09-25 01:03:03 AM  
looks better with dark hair.....still hot as hell....could use a couple of sandwiches.
 
2012-09-25 01:23:43 AM  
No.
 
2012-09-25 01:30:31 AM  
Blonde does not become her...
 
2012-09-25 01:42:13 AM  

jodaveki: Blonde does not become her...


Yup.

/Too pale to be blonde.
//Would eagerly hit it nonetheless.
 
2012-09-25 01:42:42 AM  

stoli n coke: Ugh, just look at those sharp knees. She is well below my standards.

That said, I would kill every one of you for a chance to give her the most disappointing and confusing 45 seconds of her life.


I can disappoint that woman in 30 seconds!
 
2012-09-25 01:43:45 AM  
Yeah, not an improvement.

I also liked Blake Lively with darker hair in Green Lantern.
 
2012-09-25 01:51:11 AM  

yoursafewordisharder: FTFA: "For the 2004 movie "Closer," she donned a blond, blunt cut wig for her role as stripper."

I can't be the only Farker that read that wrong...


Your word for the day: Merkin

/nsfwish
 
2012-09-25 01:56:13 AM  

Fark Me To Tears: So, does the carpet match the drapes... or are we going with bare floors these days?


Hardwood floors
 
2012-09-25 02:08:31 AM  

thunderbird8804: Is it just me or is Robert Pattinson's head farking enormous?


I had to go back to see that he was even in the photo.
 
2012-09-25 02:12:40 AM  

Cyno01: Naked and petrified, covered in hot grits?


You sir, just showed your age with that one.
 
2012-09-25 02:28:09 AM  
I blame Hef for peoples obsession with bleach blondes.
Red>Raven>Brunette>Blonde
 
2012-09-25 02:28:23 AM  

rynthetyn: Cyno01: Naked and petrified, covered in hot grits?

You sir, just showed your age with that one.


No, just been on the internet a loooong time.
 
2012-09-25 03:19:57 AM  
Huh. If she didn't have perfect teeth in that picture I'd think she was a meth head.
 
2012-09-25 03:36:10 AM  

Jaws_Victim: She looks good no matter what she's in.


Including in my bed
/in my dreams
 
2012-09-25 03:43:40 AM  

Fark Me To Tears: So, does the carpet match the drapes... or are we going with bare floors these days?


I believe there would be hard wood involved, regardless...
 
2012-09-25 08:10:49 AM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-25 08:41:59 AM  

jiaxiaobo: Jaws_Victim: She looks good no matter what she's in.

This. She would look more beautiful bald without make-up in a utilitarian jumpsuit than any woman I've seen in real life.


So... If she co-stars in a remake of THX 1138 we should expect to hear about your tragic self-immolation by friction burns?

quantum_csc: I like her with pink hair

[photos.imageevent.com image 509x800]

/hot


Lazytown got kinda raw in that last season, did it?
 
2012-09-25 09:44:56 AM  

Rincewind53: I prefer her as a brunette.

 
2012-09-25 12:49:31 PM  

Marshmallow Jones: This has more curves

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x204]



This has more brains than you:

i.istockimg.com


And you feel free to keep telling yourself that she's not attractive. 


collider.com
 
2012-09-25 01:02:25 PM  

AgtSmithReloaded: [img.photobucket.com image 248x212]


That is just awesome.
 
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