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(Recordnet)   Notice to renters: It's always a good idea to do a thorough walk-through prior to move-in. This ensures you won't be held liable for things like stained carpet, holes in walls, homicide victims, broken windows, etc   (recordnet.com) divider line 27
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2012-09-24 08:35:15 PM  
Way to truncate a 4 paragraph article to 2 paragraphs...
 
2012-09-24 08:36:09 PM  
Or you could charge rent and claim the victim is a subtenant.
 
2012-09-24 08:39:47 PM  
If you're renting from me it doesn't matter - you'll never see that 'deposit' again.
 
2012-09-24 08:39:54 PM  

MrEricSir: Or you could charge rent and claim the victim is a subtenant.


Someone already tried to claim that. It's in TFA
 
2012-09-24 08:40:44 PM  
It's funny that I wanted to see something from that website. And I did, for a couple seconds and then the website asked me to enable Java. Maybe there could be an app for that??
 
2012-09-24 08:43:12 PM  

MrEricSir: Or you could charge rent and claim the victim is a subtenant.


He would be, if they found the body in the sub-basement.
 
2012-09-24 08:49:07 PM  
i291.photobucket.com

Damn shame what they did to that dog.....
 
2012-09-24 08:49:46 PM  
Not doing a walkthrough of the specific unit you will be renting before you sign the lease agreement is kind of like getting married to someone you've never met before. It works out for both parties sometimes; but I'd say that most of the time, it's highly unadviseable.
 
2012-09-24 08:52:28 PM  
dossierjournal.com

fark

/fark
//farkety fark
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2012-09-24 08:52:51 PM  
Well, it is Modesto after all.
 
2012-09-24 08:54:34 PM  

iheartscotch: Not doing a walkthrough of the specific unit you will be renting before you sign the lease agreement is kind of like getting married to someone you've never met before. It works out for both parties sometimes; but I'd say that most of the time, it's highly unadviseable.


This,besides what the tiny farking article mentioned about a dead guy. Never ever give your money up for a place without having a look at it first. They'll promise you sunshine,rainbows and kittens but after they got your money there's fark all you can do if that all doesn't happen especially if you're moving on a tight budget. Also people really have to be told this shiat? The fark do some people make it in real life?

/I want a rainbow that has kittens at the end but my landlady said no. :(
 
2012-09-24 08:56:33 PM  
Gripping, in depth reporting. Anyone else feeling a Pulitzer nominee there?
 
2012-09-24 09:00:45 PM  

jake_lex: [dossierjournal.com image 580x374]

fark

/fark
//farkety fark
///motherfarker
////fark


I'm on the fourth episode of season two and it's sooo damn good. Like good in the way that very farking few tv shows are anymore. Plus actually hearing adults say fark and seeing boobs makes it more realistic instead of bleeped/pixelated nonsense.

/Are the Breaking Bad dvds censored cause if so then fark that.
 
2012-09-24 09:09:09 PM  

A Terrible Human: jake_lex: [dossierjournal.com image 580x374]

fark

/fark
//farkety fark
///motherfarker
////fark

I'm on the fourth episode of season two and it's sooo damn good. Like good in the way that very farking few tv shows are anymore. Plus actually hearing adults say fark and seeing boobs makes it more realistic instead of bleeped/pixelated nonsense.

/Are the Breaking Bad dvds censored cause if so then fark that.


They are not.
 
2012-09-24 09:25:23 PM  
FTA
Police say the victim, believed to be a man subletting a room in the home, was assaulted. His name is being withheld until relatives are located

Hell of a way to evict a tenant.
 
2012-09-24 09:39:18 PM  

harlock: Well, it is Modesto after all.


Hey, hey, now. That was uncalled for. They are really trying to beat out Stockton for the worst city to live in in California but have not yet made the grade. Just give them some time here, ok? Then we can use the after all.

/but then we do have Fresno and Bakersfield
//we do have that going against us too
 
2012-09-24 09:51:01 PM  
a walk-through won't help you
 
2012-09-24 10:02:58 PM  

ski9600: It's funny that I wanted to see something from that website. And I did, for a couple seconds and then the website asked me to enable Java. Maybe there could be an app for that??


I know, annoying. Source article is better anyway.
 
2012-09-24 10:09:20 PM  

RedVentrue: FTA
Police say the victim, believed to be a man subletting a room in the home, was assaulted. His name is being withheld until relatives are located

Hell of a way to evict a tenant.


Hey, he already wasn't paying rent.
 
2012-09-24 10:28:54 PM  
No Wait, what? Fark, you disappoint me.
 
2012-09-24 10:46:59 PM  
What really sucks is when the body has been there a while and the landlord demands you take care of the smell.
 
2012-09-24 11:14:39 PM  

ski9600: It's funny that I wanted to see something from that website. And I did, for a couple seconds and then the website asked me to enable Java. Maybe there could be an app for that??


I have auto-refresh disabled in firefox. After reading this "article" I hit the allow refresh button, and suddenly got that java warning. I hate to think what ads I'm missing.
 
HBK
2012-09-25 12:40:46 AM  

Gyrfalcon: RedVentrue: FTA
Police say the victim, believed to be a man subletting a room in the home, was assaulted. His name is being withheld until relatives are located

Hell of a way to evict a tenant.

Hey, he already wasn't paying rent.


If a victim is assaulted to death, that's called "murder." Stupid journalists and/or cops.

Oh yeah, the guy was assaulted five times with 9mm bullets before he died of natural causes.
 
2012-09-25 01:10:59 AM  
wait, what, how do you miss a broken window?
 
2012-09-25 02:12:05 AM  

A Terrible Human: jake_lex: [dossierjournal.com image 580x374]

fark

/fark
//farkety fark
///motherfarker
////fark

I'm on the fourth episode of season two and it's sooo damn good. Like good in the way that very farking few tv shows are anymore. Plus actually hearing adults say fark and seeing boobs makes it more realistic instead of bleeped/pixelated nonsense.

/Are the Breaking Bad dvds censored cause if so then fark that.


And, without giving anything away, it really maintains for the full five seasons. Different storylines, different characters, but the quality just holds and holds.
 
2012-09-25 02:48:48 AM  
I thought all houses in Modesto came with a dead body.

/Lives in Modesto.
//Hates it.
 
2012-09-25 01:27:37 PM  
So what I get from this story is that the owners didn't even bother to check and see if the subletter was even still there before trying to rent that place out again.

/I think we found the killers
 
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