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(Globe and Mail)   News correspondent for The Daily Show uses screen saver showing a clutch of kitty cats chased by a crew of vengeful ninjas, and the tag line, "Every time you masturbate, a ninja chops the head off a kitten"   (globeandmail.com) divider line 102
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2003-11-25 09:27:57 PM
Hurray for another talented Canadian infiltrating the US!
 
2003-11-25 09:32:06 PM
Identify yourself madame!
 
2003-11-25 09:33:39 PM
Shameless. I wish they would just acknowledge Fark and be done with it.
 
2003-11-25 09:49:08 PM
Meh,too much of a pc pussy to leave it as the original,not allowed to say God on the daily show?
 
2003-11-25 10:00:15 PM
But did they give Fark credit?
 
2003-11-25 10:10:28 PM
Thou art among us. Twat is thy handle, Madame Bee?
 
2003-11-25 10:36:03 PM
I'd Hit it!
 
2003-11-25 10:39:57 PM
If they're talking about this picture, they might think it was originally from Realultimatepower:

 
2003-11-25 11:10:47 PM
We need to band together and produce a commercial that has all the great things about fark, and then shows a clip of the daily show in black and white and says "And it was Stolen"... fade out........
 
2003-11-25 11:20:06 PM
What the hell happened to the kitty in that pic? Do these people even know how to photoshop?
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2003-11-25 11:45:33 PM
This could become some kind of Fark cliche.
 
2003-11-25 11:45:44 PM
Behold the power of fark!

/someone was gonna say it. might as well be me...
 
2003-11-25 11:46:01 PM
Best. Show. Ever.

Hail Daily Show!
 
2003-11-25 11:46:32 PM
Leonard J. Crabs is almost certainly looking into this transgression.
 
2003-11-25 11:46:35 PM
wow, that's a pretty convincing PS of the kitten pic. i mean, it doesn't even look they tried to get rid of the domokuns. wtf?

i have to say, the kitten pics kill me.
 
2003-11-25 11:48:00 PM
Obvious.
 
2003-11-25 11:49:40 PM
PC boneheads
 
2003-11-25 11:50:03 PM
I wonder how many kittens *she's* killed. It is her screensaver, after all....
 
2003-11-25 11:53:58 PM
 
2003-11-25 11:55:36 PM
HempHead...that's just disturbing
 
2003-11-25 11:59:49 PM
I'm strangely aroused.
 
2003-11-26 12:00:12 AM
Who the hell cares what she uses for a screensaver?

I'd like a taste of Queen Bee's honeycomb, then finish it off with my stinger, if you know what I mean.
 
2003-11-26 12:02:49 AM
she's the woman
 
2003-11-26 12:03:29 AM
oops, wrong pict...my html skills suck!

 
2003-11-26 12:04:00 AM
That Asian porn bit with Sulu was one of the funniest things they've ever done.
 
2003-11-26 12:04:39 AM
fark is on the internet!
 
2003-11-26 12:05:56 AM
She's reported from Baghdad on the deaths of Uday and Qusay Hussein, wandered across a lawn soaked with human excrement, grilled a pair of Minnesotans on their plans to flee to Canada, and even spent hours in the company of a Cher fan

Man that is some sick shiat. Can you imagine how horrible that must have been, spending hours with a Cher fan?
 
2003-11-26 12:07:03 AM
HempHead - I'm not even going to ask why or how. This is Fark, and these things happen.
 
2003-11-26 12:08:33 AM
Ha! I admint Samantha Bee is pretty darn hilarious. She's 100x better than that talentless Nancy Walls SNL reject biatch. Samantha has a great deadpan delivery which is an absolute must for a good daily show correspondent.

Meanwhile Beth Littleford is doing lame ass IBM commercials. What was she thinking?
 
2003-11-26 12:09:49 AM
There needs to be some sort of forum or something so when people hear or see news articles that have been blatantly pulled off of fark, we can report it or something..

It actually doesn't sound as good written down as it does in my head..

It pisses me off when the various local morning radio shows regurgitate stuff I read on Fark the night before, and then they pretend like they found this stuff and how cool/funny are they.
 
2003-11-26 12:10:33 AM
I thought women kill puppies when they masturbate
 
2003-11-26 12:15:34 AM
Wow, Daily Show people troll Fark? Now I feel bad for making fun of Yiddish, Hebrew, and other dead languages and religions...
 
2003-11-26 12:16:10 AM
Did we ever establish which farker penned the original?
 
2003-11-26 12:16:35 AM
Ripped off from another source, just like most of the other jokes on the Daily Show.

Am I the only one who finds that show really stale and obvious? They have been doing the same "wacky interview" joke for like 10 years now.

Chappelle's show rules, though.
 
2003-11-26 12:16:38 AM
So where do you get this screensaver?
 
2003-11-26 12:19:02 AM
if every time a late night comic's writing staff stole a joke from a fark thread God killed a kitten there'd be a lot more feline corpses floating in the harbour.

I'm guessing she's not a farker, but a dedicated lurker who knows just how witty we (well...me, mostly) are and knows that nobody's going to come forward and accuse her of stealing her material from someone with a name like ScubaDoo or HempHead.
 
2003-11-26 12:19:12 AM
Hemphead: That's the big business Turkey that Bush pardoned today. He then gave a no-bid contract to Pepperidge Farm for the stuffing. Froze the Canucks out of the bidding for cranberry sauce because they didn't support us in Iraq, too.
 
2003-11-26 12:21:01 AM
Groundhog, I doubt it actually is a "screen saver"

I run into 10 knobs a day who confuse screen saver with wallpaper. They aren't really sure what either one is, but when they have a pic as their wallpaper, they say "I got that as my screen saver, gerhuck!"

Gah.

/disgust
 
2003-11-26 12:22:09 AM
Was cliche kitty a fark original? I always thought that spawned someplace else........

Wouldnt the creator be legendary?
 
2003-11-26 12:23:21 AM
If they were REAL ninja, you wouldn't see them on the screensaver. You'd just see kittens suddenly seperated from their heads.

Ok, bad mental image. Stopping now.
 
2003-11-26 12:28:57 AM
DeathLemur

OK... that totally made me laugh...

Don't worry... I won;t even bother bringing up pirates...
 
2003-11-26 12:30:31 AM
Samantha Bee is a poor-man's Rachel Harris



she's yummy, and smart!
 
2003-11-26 12:33:47 AM
I first saw the pic at ebaum's world. Original kitten pics at:

Picture #3 is the famous one if you're interested.
 
2003-11-26 12:40:29 AM
This is old news! I read this days ago in the paper... I remember wondering if she was a Farkette, though. And then I wanted to shoot freaking Simon Whatsface for thinking Cliche Kitty was something new and interesting, and not something that even the most non-Internet-literate 14 year old had had forwarded into her Hotmail inbox 300 times.
 
2003-11-26 12:43:25 AM
Hee.



Kitty vs. Masturbators, round 2
 
2003-11-26 12:48:50 AM
I doubt the kitten/masturbation thing was a fark original idea.

If it was, there are plenty of others that are ripping it off besides the daily show.

for example the XXX church. These guys are pretty weird. They have some software that you let spy on yourself and sends out emails to people you know saying what websites you go to. I mean, what the fark.
 
2003-11-26 12:58:15 AM
I think the kitten thing came from the onion...too many beers ago...can't...remember.......
 
2003-11-26 01:01:24 AM
It's gotta be either from Fark or b3ta.
 
2003-11-26 01:07:11 AM
Bow down late night contenders, TDS is constantly firing on all cylinders.
 
2003-11-26 01:10:49 AM
Canadians are members of a collective.

"As Canadians, don't we all share a little bit in her success?"

Of course, you could look at this as a pathetic collective... people from America Jr. not being successful until they get a job in America...
 
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