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(SeattlePI)   Hello, 911? Yea, I'm trying to steal from this car and there's an annoying dead body in the trunk. Can you move it so I can get at the awesome speakers in the back? Thanks   (seattlepi.com ) divider line
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2012-09-24 04:43:39 PM  
Yea is spelled yeah.

Yea is pronounced yay.

Yeah, I'm one of those jerks.
 
2012-09-24 04:43:59 PM  
yay
 
2012-09-24 04:45:32 PM  
That whole story is filled with people sucking
 
2012-09-24 04:45:44 PM  

Iksar: Yeah, I'm one of those jerks.


FTFY.

/pet peeve
//Who ray four grammer
 
2012-09-24 04:45:50 PM  
Can't wait to see the followup on this one!
 
2012-09-24 04:48:24 PM  
Keepin' it real!
 
2012-09-24 04:59:36 PM  
Headline doensn't match TFA, but as far as the headline goes...

NCIS already did it.

And at least one of the CSI's.

And probably one of the Law and Orders, although they don't have too many cars.
 
2012-09-24 05:07:19 PM  
I hope child services were informed.
 
2012-09-24 05:08:44 PM  

pedobearapproved: I hope child services were informed.


The unexpected result of shopping for new speakers.
 
2012-09-24 05:11:09 PM  
So, the hero of the story is the guy who was looking to steal from an accident victim? What a guy!
 
2012-09-24 05:12:57 PM  

untaken_name: So, the hero of the story is the guy who was looking to steal from an accident victim? What a guy!


What kind of dumbass loser admits that he intended to rip off an abandoned vehicle?
 
2012-09-24 05:15:50 PM  

wildcardjack: Headline doensn't match TFA


What do you mean the Headline doesn't match the article? The dude went to take the speakers and found a dead body, called the cops and told them he was trying to take the speakers when he found a dead body. Seems to match up with the headline to me, did you even read TFA.
 
2012-09-24 05:17:59 PM  

Iksar: Yeah, I'm one of those jerks


Yeah for you..
 
2012-09-24 05:18:17 PM  

AbbeySomeone: untaken_name: So, the hero of the story is the guy who was looking to steal from an accident victim? What a guy!

What kind of dumbass loser admits that he intended to rip off an abandoned vehicle?


The kind of guy who doesn't want to be the convenient fall guy for an over-worked prosecutor who sees an out to his murder case?
 
2012-09-24 05:19:01 PM  
s3.vidimg02.popscreen.com
 
2012-09-24 05:20:37 PM  

AbbeySomeone: untaken_name: So, the hero of the story is the guy who was looking to steal from an accident victim? What a guy!

What kind of dumbass loser admits that he intended to rip off an abandoned vehicle?


Perfect way to allay suspicion.

Guy: "Officer, I admit I was thinking of stealing something, but this really freaked me out!"

Cop: "OK, kid, just stay clean in the future."

Guy: "Will do, officer! I never want to see nothin' like that again!" [thinks "mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha, got away with it again!"]
 
2012-09-24 05:23:02 PM  
I don't think the passerby should be commended, but to be fair, he probably has his fingerprints on file with the po-po. So even if he randomly calls in to 911 to report a dead body in the trunk, the police will find his prints all over it and will track him down to be the perp.
 
2012-09-24 05:27:36 PM  

BronyMedic: AbbeySomeone: untaken_name: So, the hero of the story is the guy who was looking to steal from an accident victim? What a guy!

What kind of dumbass loser admits that he intended to rip off an abandoned vehicle?

The kind of guy who doesn't want to be the convenient fall guy for an over-worked prosecutor who sees an out to his murder case?


This is the truth.
 
2012-09-24 05:35:40 PM  

Iksar: Yea is spelled yeah.

Yea is pronounced yay.

Yeah, I'm one of those jerks.


I"m sort of a live and let live kinda guy but Yeah, it's yay so, think about it for a bit
In other news.

Its texas - so pretty much . . . so what?
 
2012-09-24 05:36:06 PM  

BronyMedic: AbbeySomeone: untaken_name: So, the hero of the story is the guy who was looking to steal from an accident victim? What a guy!

What kind of dumbass loser admits that he intended to rip off an abandoned vehicle?

The kind of guy who doesn't want to be the convenient fall guy for an over-worked prosecutor who sees an out to his murder case?


You know how most people avoid that? They don't try to steal from accident victims.
 
2012-09-24 05:39:51 PM  
It's nice for him to bring his infant kid along too...you're never too young to start learning how to steal.
 
2012-09-24 05:41:36 PM  
Houston, Texas. Why did I move away from you?
This.
 
2012-09-24 05:47:57 PM  

untaken_name: BronyMedic: AbbeySomeone: untaken_name: So, the hero of the story is the guy who was looking to steal from an accident victim? What a guy!

What kind of dumbass loser admits that he intended to rip off an abandoned vehicle?

The kind of guy who doesn't want to be the convenient fall guy for an over-worked prosecutor who sees an out to his murder case?

You know how most people avoid that? They don't try to steal from accident victims.


That's always worked for me.
 
2012-09-24 05:48:26 PM  

Shenanigans!: It's nice for him to bring his infant kid along too...you're never too young to start learning how to steal.


images4.wikia.nocookie.net

Agrees.
 
2012-09-24 06:10:31 PM  

Iksar: Yea is spelled yeah.

Yea is pronounced yay.

Yeah, I'm one of those jerks.


Hey man got that yea-yoh?
 
2012-09-24 06:15:42 PM  

Novart: Iksar: Yea is spelled yeah.

Yea is pronounced yay.

Yeah, I'm one of those jerks.

Hey man got that yea-yoh?


Link
 
2012-09-24 06:26:44 PM  

AbbeySomeone: untaken_name: BronyMedic: AbbeySomeone: untaken_name: So, the hero of the story is the guy who was looking to steal from an accident victim? What a guy!

What kind of dumbass loser admits that he intended to rip off an abandoned vehicle?

The kind of guy who doesn't want to be the convenient fall guy for an over-worked prosecutor who sees an out to his murder case?

You know how most people avoid that? They don't try to steal from accident victims.

That's always worked for me.


Why in the world would you steal from healthy people? People in wheelchairs can't chase you, blind people can't ID you, and the deaf won't hear you coming.
 
2012-09-24 06:28:03 PM  
Finding a mangled corpse in the trunk of a car one is about to vandalize might cause one to re-think their bright ideas about theft...
 
2012-09-24 06:29:26 PM  

AbbeySomeone: untaken_name: So, the hero of the story is the guy who was looking to steal from an accident victim? What a guy!

What kind of dumbass loser admits that he intended to rip off an abandoned vehicle?


What kind of fool ACTUALLY leaves a dead body in a trunk? How much more stereotypical can you be?
 
2012-09-24 06:33:30 PM  
Hello Salutations, 911? Yea, verily though I'm trying to steal from this car,- and there's an annoying dead body in the trunk. Canst you thou move it so I can get at the yon awesome speakers in the back? Thanks Gratitude and praise.

FTFTY*

* = Fixed That For the Yea.
grammar centurion
 
2012-09-24 06:39:12 PM  

ZMugg: Hello Salutations, 911? Yea, verily though I'm trying to steal from this car,- and there's an annoying dead body in the trunk. Canst you thou move it so I can get at the yon awesome speakers in the back? Thanks Gratitude and praise.

FTFTY*

* = Fixed That For the Yea.
grammar centurion


Well done.
 
2012-09-24 06:44:40 PM  

ZMugg: Hello Salutations, 911? Yea, verily though I'm trying to steal from this car,- and there's an annoying dead body in the trunk. Canst you thou move it so I can get at the yon awesome speakers in the back? Thanks Gratitude and praise.

FTFTY*

* = Fixed That For the Yea.
grammar centurion


"Yon"??
 
2012-09-24 06:57:08 PM  

AbbeySomeone: ZMugg: Hello Salutations, 911? Yea, verily though I'm trying to steal from this car,- and there's an annoying dead body in the trunk. Canst you thou move it so I can get at the yon awesome speakers in the back? Thanks Gratitude and praise.

FTFTY*

* = Fixed That For the Yea.
grammar centurion

Well done.


TYVM

Gyrfalcon: ZMugg: Hello Salutations, 911? Yea, verily though I'm trying to steal from this car,- and there's an annoying dead body in the trunk. Canst you thou move it so I can get at the yon awesome speakers in the back? Thanks Gratitude and praise.

FTFTY*

* = Fixed That For the Yea.
grammar centurion

"Yon"??


Yeah, that was a reach. 

Sorry, 'Yea, verily that was you reach'.

around?
 
2012-09-24 06:59:02 PM  

ZMugg: AbbeySomeone: ZMugg: Hello Salutations, 911? Yea, verily though I'm trying to steal from this car,- and there's an annoying dead body in the trunk. Canst you thou move it so I can get at the yon awesome speakers in the back? Thanks Gratitude and praise.

FTFTY*

* = Fixed That For the Yea.
grammar centurion

Well done.

TYVM

Gyrfalcon: ZMugg: Hello Salutations, 911? Yea, verily though I'm trying to steal from this car,- and there's an annoying dead body in the trunk. Canst you thou move it so I can get at the yon awesome speakers in the back? Thanks Gratitude and praise.

FTFTY*

* = Fixed That For the Yea.
grammar centurion

"Yon"??

Yeah, that was a reach. 

Sorry, 'Yea, verily that was yon reach'.

around?


Yon previewer doth faileth.
 
2012-09-24 07:16:26 PM  

AbbeySomeone: untaken_name: So, the hero of the story is the guy who was looking to steal from an accident victim? What a guy!

What kind of dumbass loser admits that he intended to rip off an abandoned vehicle?


One who does not want lies to get his dumbass listed as a suspect.
 
2012-09-24 07:22:12 PM  

untaken_name: You know how most people avoid that? They don't try to steal from accident victims.


He was being bootstrappy, and using his talents to rise above his situation, untaken. You should be celebrating such entrepreneurship.

He is a posterchild for the GOP.
 
2012-09-24 08:02:40 PM  

theMagni: AbbeySomeone: untaken_name: BronyMedic: AbbeySomeone: untaken_name: So, the hero of the story is the guy who was looking to steal from an accident victim? What a guy!

What kind of dumbass loser admits that he intended to rip off an abandoned vehicle?

The kind of guy who doesn't want to be the convenient fall guy for an over-worked prosecutor who sees an out to his murder case?

You know how most people avoid that? They don't try to steal from accident victims.

That's always worked for me.

Why in the world would you steal from healthy people? People in wheelchairs can't chase you, blind people can't ID you, and the deaf won't hear you coming.


And dead people don't need their stuff anymore anyway.

/recycling!
//saving the planet, one stereo at a time
 
2012-09-24 08:17:54 PM  

BronyMedic: untaken_name: You know how most people avoid that? They don't try to steal from accident victims.

He was being bootstrappy, and using his talents to rise above his situation, untaken. You should be celebrating such entrepreneurship.

He is a posterchild for the GOP.


Right, because the GOP is all about taking money from people who don't want it taken from them and giving it to people who didn't do anything to earn it. Oh, wait. That's BOTH parties. The only way to win the party game is not to play.
 
2012-09-24 08:20:23 PM  
Hello P-I? I know your business sucks ass these days, but would it kill your internet reporters to uh...report on something a little closer to Seattle, than Houston? It makes it easier to biatch in your comments sections when we can at least get the farking location correct. Wait, what? You needed 4 more pages of flash ads and ad-embedded videos? My bad.
 
2012-09-24 08:32:45 PM  

BronyMedic: AbbeySomeone: untaken_name: So, the hero of the story is the guy who was looking to steal from an accident victim? What a guy!

What kind of dumbass loser admits that he intended to rip off an abandoned vehicle?

The kind of guy who doesn't want to be the convenient fall guy for an over-worked prosecutor who sees an out to his murder case?


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
 
2012-09-24 08:45:52 PM  

untaken_name: BronyMedic: untaken_name: You know how most people avoid that? They don't try to steal from accident victims.

He was being bootstrappy, and using his talents to rise above his situation, untaken. You should be celebrating such entrepreneurship.

He is a posterchild for the GOP.

Right, because the GOP is all about taking money from people who don't want it taken from them and giving it to people who didn't do anything to earn it. Oh, wait. That's BOTH parties. The only way to win the party game is not to play.


What's that got to do with hiding bodies in trunks?

Nevermind, answered my own question.
 
2012-09-24 09:01:11 PM  
HELLO 911 THIS IS DOG
 
2012-09-24 09:13:34 PM  

Gyrfalcon: What's that got to do with hiding bodies in trunks?


Why are you asking me? I didn't start that threadjack. Asking me what that guy was thinking is like asking Einstein what a carrot was thinking. I can't even begin to lower myself to any level even somewhat near his.
 
2012-09-24 09:29:51 PM  

Gyrfalcon: AbbeySomeone: untaken_name: So, the hero of the story is the guy who was looking to steal from an accident victim? What a guy!

What kind of dumbass loser admits that he intended to rip off an abandoned vehicle?

What kind of fool ACTUALLY leaves a dead body in a trunk? How much more stereotypical can you be?


I know, aren't you suppose to then move him to the front seat, splash gasoline everywhere, light a match, and run?

This is the basics here people, classic crime dramas. It's like the grade school of criminal education.
 
2012-09-24 09:59:00 PM  

Jeng: Gyrfalcon: AbbeySomeone: untaken_name: So, the hero of the story is the guy who was looking to steal from an accident victim? What a guy!

What kind of dumbass loser admits that he intended to rip off an abandoned vehicle?

What kind of fool ACTUALLY leaves a dead body in a trunk? How much more stereotypical can you be?

I know, aren't you suppose to then move him to the front seat, splash gasoline everywhere, light a match, and run?

This is the basics here people, classic crime dramas. It's like the grade school of criminal education.


Its a lot harder to solve a murder than they make it look on TV. In real life, if you have no known connection to the victim, you're probably going to get off.

Only half of all murders are ever solved... and a huge portion of those have an obvious Oh The Boyfriend Did It suspect.

There is a reason criminals all use nicknames and alias rather than their real name.
 
2012-09-24 10:10:35 PM  
Maybe the guy before him took the speakers and left the body.

That thar's some good police work.
 
2012-09-24 10:31:22 PM  

Alonjar: Jeng: Gyrfalcon: AbbeySomeone: untaken_name: So, the hero of the story is the guy who was looking to steal from an accident victim? What a guy!

What kind of dumbass loser admits that he intended to rip off an abandoned vehicle?

What kind of fool ACTUALLY leaves a dead body in a trunk? How much more stereotypical can you be?

I know, aren't you suppose to then move him to the front seat, splash gasoline everywhere, light a match, and run?

This is the basics here people, classic crime dramas. It's like the grade school of criminal education.

Its a lot harder to solve a murder than they make it look on TV. In real life, if you have no known connection to the victim, you're probably going to get off.

Only half of all murders are ever solved... and a huge portion of those have an obvious Oh The Boyfriend Did It suspect.

There is a reason criminals all use nicknames and alias rather than their real name.


Also that they're not dumb enough to hide a body in the trunk of a car. And then abandon it when it breaks down.

Everyone knows you drive to a deserted ravine and push the thing over the edge into the lake that's stereotypically right below.
 
2012-09-24 11:06:11 PM  

untaken_name: Why are you asking me? I didn't start that threadjack. Asking me what that guy was thinking is like asking Einstein what a carrot was thinking. I can't even begin to lower myself to any level even somewhat near his.


Why do liberals like this guy hate American entrepreneurship?

This man was living the American dream, using his talents to get ahead in life and rise above his hardship. But no. Liberal nanny-state scumbags like untaken_name here want to punish the Ayn Rand innovators that make our country great. They want this poor man to be dependent on the Government for the rest of his life thanks to Fartbongo's welfare state.
 
2012-09-24 11:11:28 PM  
www.wildsoundmovies.com
 
2012-09-24 11:13:16 PM  

BronyMedic: untaken_name: Why are you asking me? I didn't start that threadjack. Asking me what that guy was thinking is like asking Einstein what a carrot was thinking. I can't even begin to lower myself to any level even somewhat near his.

Why do liberals like this guy hate American entrepreneurship?

This man was living the American dream, using his talents to get ahead in life and rise above his hardship. But no. Liberal nanny-state scumbags like untaken_name here want to punish the Ayn Rand innovators that make our country great. They want this poor man to be dependent on the Government for the rest of his life thanks to Fartbongo's welfare state.


As to my previous post, allow me to introduce Exhibit A.
 
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