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(The Sun)   Emergency services deflated to find the woman they rescued from drowning was just a sex doll   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 50
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2012-09-24 01:48:02 PM
We were out on a leisurely boat cruise when a gust of wind took her away from me forever.
 
2012-09-24 01:48:11 PM
WILSON!!!
 
2012-09-24 01:48:18 PM
What was deflating again?
 
2012-09-24 01:51:24 PM
Dammit kwame!
 
2012-09-24 01:52:37 PM
Finders, keepers!
 
2012-09-24 01:53:05 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Dammit kwame!


He has struck again
 
2012-09-24 01:56:57 PM
And the phony biatch faked every orgasm. The only good thing about her was she never said no.
 
2012-09-24 01:57:36 PM
fark her.
 
2012-09-24 01:57:38 PM
Won't someone think of the poor sex dolls?
 
2012-09-24 01:58:01 PM
well. SOMEONE got sick of her shiat!
 
2012-09-24 01:58:42 PM
Gladys?
 
2012-09-24 01:59:54 PM

Just another Heartland Weirdass: And the phony biatch faked every orgasm. The only good thing about her was she never said no.


Really? mine hasn't talked to me in two years
 
2012-09-24 02:00:16 PM
At least everyone gets to have free rescue sex.
 
2012-09-24 02:03:04 PM
Somewhere out there is a poor, lonely sailor.
 
2012-09-24 02:03:28 PM

JRoo: At least everyone gets to have free rescue sex.


Provided the lady gets blown first.
 
2012-09-24 02:03:29 PM
They "deflated it and chucked it in a bin"??? Apparently, the writer doesn't know the Turks very well......nudge, nudge, know what I mean???
 
2012-09-24 02:05:16 PM
"I got a girl with a little rubber head
Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed"
 
2012-09-24 02:05:32 PM
www.freepress.net
 
2012-09-24 02:05:44 PM
They cordoned off the beach? why? Were they afraid it would come ashore and ravage Tokyo? Was there a possibility of it growing to 50 ft and becoming a 'B' movie? We had a guy drowned at a local lake and the police closed off the area around the whole lake while they investigated. They even evacuated houses near the park.

/Uff Da!
 
2012-09-24 02:07:04 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Dammit kwame!


Came for this. UUUUUHHH.

naptime...
 
2012-09-24 02:07:48 PM
Party time!
 
2012-09-24 02:14:07 PM
Did they give her mouth to mouth?


Hmm...speaking of which, where would blowup dolls have the blow-tube? I wonder if the makers thought of gag-placement. (so to speak)
 
2012-09-24 02:14:25 PM

Mikeyworld: They cordoned off the beach? why? Were they afraid it would come ashore and ravage Tokyo? Was there a possibility of it growing to 50 ft and becoming a 'B' movie? We had a guy drowned at a local lake and the police closed off the area around the whole lake while they investigated. They even evacuated houses near the park.

/Uff Da!


it was so the investigators could have their turn and time performing a deep thorough look at the goings on and workings of said derelict doll
 
2012-09-24 02:16:57 PM
Why the sad tag subbs? Lose your toy?
/no snark
//would be sad too if i lost my toy
///if that was my bag baby
 
2012-09-24 02:18:10 PM
It's just the lure of salvage. I bet someone had a nice take away.

img.youtube.com

/Can't be obscure on Fark
 
2012-09-24 02:24:32 PM
This thread is amusing and a bit disturbing at the same time.

/welcomes self to fark
 
2012-09-24 02:25:24 PM
I don't know about the rest of you, but even the ugliest woman I have farked was Nastassja Kinski compared to that .... thing, God if I drank enough to even consider screwing that the old whisky dick would be a small dot in the rearview mirror.
 
2012-09-24 02:28:53 PM
Convenient that the article fails to mention that my name and phone number, in case my sex doll is lost at sea, located in the tramp stamp area, was ignored as I have not been called about how to collect my sex doll.
 
2012-09-24 02:32:31 PM
Everyone looked surprised when she was pulled out of the water.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-24 02:42:44 PM
AGAIN??!?!?! Seriously quit loosing your sex inflatables.
 
2012-09-24 02:47:12 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Dammit kwame!


Ah so it was attempted murder...
 
2012-09-24 02:50:32 PM

Resident Muslim: Did they give her mouth to mouth?


Came for this, leaving satisfied.

/snicker
 
2012-09-24 02:56:30 PM
Mannequin 3, mayhaps?
 
2012-09-24 02:57:08 PM
www.kidswimmingshop.com

Just look at those sharp knees.

-spiderman69
 
2012-09-24 03:22:10 PM
 
2012-09-24 03:34:49 PM
sfist.com
 
2012-09-24 04:00:42 PM

LeroyBourne: Why the sad tag subbs? Lose your toy?
/no snark
//would be sad too if i lost my toy
///if that was my bag baby


i759.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-24 04:39:50 PM
Mine must'a been a witch.
I bit her nipple,
She hissed real loud,
And flew right out the window.
 
2012-09-24 04:44:50 PM

Cheron: Just another Heartland Weirdass: And the phony biatch faked every orgasm. The only good thing about her was she never said no.

Really? mine hasn't talked to me in two years


Cheap bastard. You should have installed whore 2.0 with the simulated personality and conversation model, but you really do not want that biatch on your smart phone, because she will call at inappropriate times.
 
2012-09-24 05:33:30 PM
Things could get bad if Wilt's caught in another set of problems...
 
2012-09-24 06:33:02 PM

Trayal: What was deflating again?


First they were elated.
Then they were inflated.
Then they were deflated.

It's a sad thing, really.
 
2012-09-24 06:49:27 PM
//approves
 
2012-09-24 06:52:34 PM

lostinjersey: //approves


www.chicagonow.com
 
2012-09-24 06:59:38 PM
Cops are unsure where the it had come from. SHORE, YA DUMMIES!!!
 
2012-09-24 07:34:22 PM
Inconsolable>

randymantoothfan.beepworld.de
 
2012-09-24 08:54:30 PM
Thank God they included a picture of what a blow up doll may look like.

*fap
 
2012-09-24 09:52:31 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

*tear*
 
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2012-09-25 01:36:18 AM
I was blue and lonely, I couldn't sleep a wink
And I could only get unconscious if I'd had to much to drink
There was somehow, something wrong somewhere
And each day seemed grey and dead
The seeds of desperation were growing in my head

I needed inspiration, a brand new start in life
Somewhere to place affection, but I didn't want a wife
And then by lucky chance I saw in a special magazine
An ad that was unusual, the like I'd never seen

"Experience something different with our new imported toy
She's loving, warm, inflatable and a guarantee of joy."
She came all wrapped in cardboard, all pink and shriveled down
A breath of air was all she needed to make her lose that frown

I took her to the bedroom and pumped her with some life
And later, in a moment, that girl became my wife
And so I sit her in the corner and sometimes stroke her hair
And when I'm feeling naughty I blow her up with air

She's cuddly and she's bouncy, she's like a rubber ball
I bounce her in the kitchen and I bounce her in the hall
And now my life is different since Sally came my way
I wake up in the morning and have her on a tray

She's everything they say she was, and I wear a permanent grin
And I only have to worry in case my girl wears thin.

Would you be my girl...
 
2012-09-25 02:27:27 AM

Resident Muslim: Did they give her mouth to mouth?


Hmm...speaking of which, where would blowup dolls have the blow-tube? I wonder if the makers thought of gag-placement. (so to speak)


Right between the shoulder blades.

Er...I mean...I have no idea, must be one of those great mysteries of life.
 
2012-09-25 05:39:19 AM

Ishidan: Resident Muslim: Did they give her mouth to mouth?


Hmm...speaking of which, where would blowup dolls have the blow-tube? I wonder if the makers thought of gag-placement. (so to speak)

Right between the shoulder blades.

Er...I mean...I have no idea, must be one of those great mysteries of life.


But if it itches, how does she scratch it??

Also, figures, probably the only place without a fetish associated with it.

Hmm..actually, forget I said that, rule 34 will probably prove me wrong.
 
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