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(WBSM New Bedford)   Massachusetts Man Is Wicked Bored In His Mugshot   (wbsm.com) divider line 25
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2012-09-24 02:00:30 PM  
Fernandes? DAMN CAPE VERDEANS!

/nobody here will get it.. will they?

/has some linguisa
 
2012-09-24 02:22:19 PM  
Police pursued a suspect on Grinnell Street as he discared a Smith&Wesson 9mm firearm.

I don't even care about this gun.
 
2012-09-24 02:26:48 PM  
Dr. Pepper from the Patton Oswalt bit?
 
2012-09-24 02:32:58 PM  
Reminds me of a former co-worker who used to doze off during meetings . He blamed it on sleep apnea. I'm betting a taser would have kept him a bit more alert.
 
2012-09-24 02:33:14 PM  
If you flub a shooting (and even if you don't) don't loiter in the area afterward.
 
2012-09-24 02:33:40 PM  
Hey bro, don't tazzzzzz....
 
2012-09-24 02:34:36 PM  
10 shots and he didn't hit the guy he was aiming at? That's not a bored look, it's shame.

/Shot Spotter System ... in the face.
 
2012-09-24 02:38:40 PM  
awww up past beddy time

pmita prison will keep him awake
 
2012-09-24 02:39:52 PM  
Well what tha fahk do you expect he didn't get tased enough to givashiat, ya fahkin fahk. I don't know where Dr. Knockboots is from originally but he's correct about Southeastern Massachusetts being loaded with Portuguese and Cape Verdean 2nd and 3rd generation, and immigration still coming in. Not my background but I couldn't be happier about it. Fine women, plenty of food choices that don't taste like boiled rocks, hard working, good drinking. Only thing that I didn't like was that the Portuguese population wasn't influential enough to convince Mark Texeira to sign with the Red Sox. Maybe they knew better? What the fark do I know?
 
2012-09-24 02:44:42 PM  
anybody know what the shot spotter is?
 
2012-09-24 02:45:08 PM  

Lone Stranger: 10 shots and he didn't hit the guy he was aiming at? That's not a bored look, it's shame.

/Shot Spotter System ... in the face.


This. Has he never once played Duck Hunt?
 
2012-09-24 03:01:10 PM  
Woo Hoo New-Beige! For those not in the know, linguica pizza with coffee milk is the official meal of Southeastern Mass.
 
2012-09-24 03:10:22 PM  

hartigan: Woo Hoo New-Beige! For those not in the know, linguica pizza with coffee milk is the official meal of Southeastern Mass.


I live in MA and New Bedford and the neighboring city of Fall River should be nuked.
 
2012-09-24 03:11:23 PM  

Archae hippy: anybody know what the shot spotter is?


Isn't that like a series of microphones in urban settings that triangulate on gunshots? And they are apparently World Leader in Gunshot Detection if you are need of such
 
2012-09-24 03:22:30 PM  
www.demotivationalposters.org
 
2012-09-24 03:34:14 PM  

DMZ DEATH: hartigan: Woo Hoo New-Beige! For those not in the know, linguica pizza with coffee milk is the official meal of Southeastern Mass.

I live in MA and New Bedford and the neighboring city of Fall River should be nuked.


You got it backwards for me. New Bedford is horrible, other than the restaurants. (Then again, I'm a Fall River-born Dartmouth resident who can see Westport from every room in the house that faces forward.)
 
2012-09-24 03:39:40 PM  

FriarReb98: DMZ DEATH: hartigan: Woo Hoo New-Beige! For those not in the know, linguica pizza with coffee milk is the official meal of Southeastern Mass.

I live in MA and New Bedford and the neighboring city of Fall River should be nuked.

You got it backwards for me. New Bedford is horrible, other than the restaurants. (Then again, I'm a Fall River-born Dartmouth resident who can see Westport from every room in the house that faces forward.)


I'm in Providence and have worked in Fall River. I had to go to New Bedford the other day and was reminded of what a terrible place it is. The traffic pattern alone is enough to recommend a nuclear restart.

/Yeah, we've got Cape Verdeans, Azoreans, and plain ol' Portagees aplenty here, too.
 
2012-09-24 03:54:20 PM  
Oh, So That's What MMIWBIHM Stand For.

/Never Would've Guessed
 
GBB
2012-09-24 04:01:07 PM  
Looks like Tracy Morgan still "passed out" from the Emmy's last night.
 
2012-09-24 06:36:23 PM  
He ain't got tha hoppa.
 
2012-09-24 07:11:35 PM  
Second and third-generation Azorean here. My grandparents escaped South Dartmouth in the mid-1950s. However, my mother is insane and moved back to Massachusetts and now I'm here taking care of her. CSS, etc.

A Farker in the last New Bedford thread referred to it as Thunderdome. Pretty accurate in my opinion. I try to avoid anything between Wareham and RI, just to be safe.

/Mom says it's called the Braga bridge cause they're bragging about it still being in one piece.
 
2012-09-24 07:14:15 PM  
pissa!

/wicked pissa
 
2012-09-24 07:39:24 PM  
i1139.photobucket.com

Wicked, really wicked . . . zzzzzzzzzz
 
2012-09-24 08:51:18 PM  

Dr.Knockboots: Fernandes? DAMN CAPE VERDEANS!

/nobody here will get it.. will they?

/has some linguisa


Got it.

/live in Little Cabo Verde
//Brockton
 
2012-09-24 09:30:20 PM  

Dr.Knockboots: Fernandes? DAMN CAPE VERDEANS!

/nobody here will get it.. will they?

/has some linguisa


Oh, and chourico is way better than linguica. Spicier and generally tastier.

\and on that note, I now request that my kitchen remodelling gets done so I can have some chourico and peppers in a pop
 
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