If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Uproxx)   The hot pants Baltimore streaker SNF didn't show you and the best of Sunday NFL Week 3   (kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com) divider line 59
    More: Cool, NFL, Baltimore, Joe Philbin, Kyle Shanahan, Dan Fouts, Nate Washington, Blaine Gabbert, Sebastian Janikowski  
•       •       •

6017 clicks; posted to Sports » on 24 Sep 2012 at 1:26 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



59 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
 
2012-09-24 12:32:47 PM  
NO/KC was perpetual wtf after halftime. Much more entertaining than expected.
Hope the real refs come back soon.
 
2012-09-24 01:29:21 PM  
The hot pants Baltimore streaker SNF didn't show you and the best of Sunday NFL Week 3

i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-24 01:38:36 PM  
Can anyone make out what that Saints fan is saying on the main story?
 
2012-09-24 01:45:09 PM  
That isn't streaking...
 
2012-09-24 01:47:35 PM  
Commentary from NBC about the 'streaker' last night...

Al Michaels: "And now we've got a streaker on the field."
Cris Collinsworth: "Where are you, Ray Lewis?"
Me: "What, Ray Lewis is gonna murder the streaker???"

/CSB
 
2012-09-24 01:52:44 PM  

buckeyebrain: Commentary from NBC about the 'streaker' last night...

Al Michaels: "And now we've got a streaker on the field."
Cris Collinsworth: "Where are you, Ray Lewis?"
Me: "What, Ray Lewis is gonna murder the streaker???"

/CSB


The also talked about this hit.
 
2012-09-24 01:59:14 PM  
 
2012-09-24 02:04:30 PM  
I saw that Tom Brady graphic and nearly spit my beer out. I can't believe he posed for that.
Actually, I can.
cdn.ksk.uproxx.com

It's like they told Tom Brady to do an impression of The Miz.
 
2012-09-24 02:05:11 PM  
cdn.ksk.uproxx.com

What the hell is with that pose? It's like he's trying to look like a douchebag. I'm a Pats fan and like how Brady usually performs on the field, but even I can't defend the fact that he's completely full of himself.
 
2012-09-24 02:05:48 PM  

Treygreen13: I saw that Tom Brady graphic and nearly spit my beer out. I can't believe he posed for that.
Actually, I can.
[cdn.ksk.uproxx.com image 600x337]

It's like they told Tom Brady to do an impression of The Miz.


Damn, not quick enough. That's what I get for taking time to proofread.
 
2012-09-24 02:06:33 PM  

Broktun: buckeyebrain: Commentary from NBC about the 'streaker' last night...

Al Michaels: "And now we've got a streaker on the field."
Cris Collinsworth: "Where are you, Ray Lewis?"
Me: "What, Ray Lewis is gonna murder the streaker???"

/CSB

The also talked about this hit.


Didn't somebody from the Steelers hit a guy who ran onto the field in a game a few years ago?
 
2012-09-24 02:07:10 PM  

NeoCortex42: [cdn.ksk.uproxx.com image 600x337]

What the hell is with that pose? It's like he's trying to look like a douchebag. I'm a Pats fan and like how Brady usually performs on the field, but even I can't defend the fact that he's completely full of himself.


To be fair, most of the Pats struck stupid poses. Perhaps it was a metaphysical criticism.
 
2012-09-24 02:11:42 PM  

Treygreen13: I saw that Tom Brady graphic and nearly spit my beer out. I can't believe he posed for that.
Actually, I can.
[cdn.ksk.uproxx.com image 600x337]

It's like they told Tom Brady to do an impression of The Miz.


If he posed for this:

theawesomeboston.com

Why would anyone doubt he'd be fine with stupid poses. Personally it looks like he doesn't give a fark any more (off the football field), so kudos to him on being something other than a robot.
 
2012-09-24 02:11:43 PM  
Rarely does a link like this spark a string of WTFs from me. Where do I even start?

The Brady "sped-tacular" picture?
The 2 girls at the game mouthing......what are they saying, anyway?
The streaker?
The ball to the balls?
 
2012-09-24 02:14:23 PM  
Am I the only one that thinks 'Icing the kicker" is the stupidest coaching move? It's become so expected nowadays that the broadcast teams biatch if it doesn't happen. Is there ANY empirical evidence out there that supports calling a time-out by the defense before a last second FG helps?
 
2012-09-24 02:15:02 PM  

redmid17: Can anyone make out what that Saints fan is saying on the main story?


If I remember that right, it was in over time when everyone in the dome thought KC had fumbled and I think those girls were saying something along the lines of "but he crossed the line" and the other girl was saying "I dont understand why its not a touchdown/over"

It was obvious that he didnt fumble to anyone watching the game, its why the dome didnt boo too loudly once it was announced.
 
2012-09-24 02:19:26 PM  

steamingpile: It was obvious that he didnt fumble to anyone watching the game, its why the dome didnt boo too loudly once it was announced.


Probably two girls who like to go to football games but don't exactly understand the rules.
 
2012-09-24 02:23:37 PM  

Treygreen13: steamingpile: It was obvious that he didnt fumble to anyone watching the game, its why the dome didnt boo too loudly once it was announced.

Probably two girls who like to go to football games but don't exactly understand the rules.


So....Cowboys fans?
 
2012-09-24 02:23:50 PM  

Gunderson: Am I the only one that thinks 'Icing the kicker" is the stupidest coaching move? It's become so expected nowadays that the broadcast teams biatch if it doesn't happen. Is there ANY empirical evidence out there that supports calling a time-out by the defense before a last second FG helps?


From Stats Inc:

"I was thinking about this whole icing matter, so I sent my query along to the good Doctor Stamms of Stats, Inc. He came up with the following: Pressure kicks (using the same guidelines as described above, except that they're in the last two minutes, not three) since 1991, regular season -- 457 of 637 (71.7 percent) made, without icing on them. After icing, the number is 152 of 211 (72 percent). So it's a push. Next week we'll discuss kicks with frosting instead of icing."

AKA it's pretty dumb and a (potential) waste of a timeout but pointless to boot.

/not as bad as Caldwell calling timeouts that give the other team a chance to run another play though....
//fark you jim
 
2012-09-24 02:24:29 PM  

Treygreen13: Probably two girls who like to go to football games but don't exactly understand the rules.


That is why I love my GF, she understands most of the rules and rarely asks questions, all the guys send their girls to her when they ask questions.......

I dated one girl whos father bought us season tickets to the falcons games, it was horrible going to games with her since she asked me what was going on every 30 secs, then would start to cry if I told her to be quiet for a few minutes.
 
2012-09-24 02:24:38 PM  

chevydeuce: Broktun: buckeyebrain: Commentary from NBC about the 'streaker' last night...

Al Michaels: "And now we've got a streaker on the field."
Cris Collinsworth: "Where are you, Ray Lewis?"
Me: "What, Ray Lewis is gonna murder the streaker???"

/CSB

The also talked about this hit.

Didn't somebody from the Steelers hit a guy who ran onto the field in a game a few years ago?


Yes.

Harrison hit a fan with a cheap shot to the head.

He was fined $50,000 and suspended 3 games.
 
2012-09-24 02:26:38 PM  

redmid17: AKA it's pretty dumb and a (potential) waste of a timeout but pointless to boot.


I forget what coach it was but one acted like he was going to call a time out but never did, it was kind of brilliant since it threw the kickers timing off and made him miss.
 
2012-09-24 02:27:55 PM  

Broktun: Harrison hit a fan with a cheap shot to the head.

He was fined $50,000 and suspended 3 games.


The only hit to the head for which he shouldnt have been suspended, stay the fark off the field...........unless you are a naked chick with huge tits.......
 
2012-09-24 02:29:23 PM  

Gunderson: Am I the only one that thinks 'Icing the kicker" is the stupidest coaching move? It's become so expected nowadays that the broadcast teams biatch if it doesn't happen. Is there ANY empirical evidence out there that supports calling a time-out by the defense before a last second FG helps?


They do it to fark with the kicker. If it works (kick fails) - success. If it doesn't (and the kick is good) - "that kicker's got some mental toughness, I tellya what. In the NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE, a kicker's got to come on the field at a moment's notice and put the ball through the uprights regardless of how many big people are running right at him and how many times he's got to kick."

// two things I hate - making a description of what actually farking happens in broad daylight a brilliant insight into the GAME OF (NATIONAL) FOOTBALL (LEAGUE) and making it seem like a kicker isn't a real football player
// like David Akers sees a DL rocketing toward him and goes "HOLY SHIAT!! These guys are allowed to run at me? Whatever the fark will I do to save my tiny white ass?" and is just as surprised this week as he was last week
// or is sitting on the sidelines playing his PSP and gets pissed when Harbaugh asks him to kick a ball for some points
// be funny if Akers was playing Madden on the PSP, no?
 
2012-09-24 02:30:27 PM  

steamingpile: I forget what coach it was but one acted like he was going to call a time out but never did, it was kind of brilliant since it threw the kickers timing off and made him miss.


I always think if you get a last second timeout right as the kicker kicks, the kicker basically gets a 'warmupt' kick and can judge the angle/wind better on the second attempt
 
2012-09-24 02:34:07 PM  

mainstreet62: Treygreen13: steamingpile: It was obvious that he didnt fumble to anyone watching the game, its why the dome didnt boo too loudly once it was announced.

Probably two girls who like to go to football games but don't exactly understand the rules.

So....Cowboys fans?


That is truer than you know. No telling what the fans calling in to the radio show are claiming happened in that Cowboys game.
 
2012-09-24 02:35:46 PM  
Any Ravens/O's fans know if this was the same Batman streaker from opening day at Camden Yards?
 
2012-09-24 02:38:10 PM  
Streakers are selfish assholes.

Lets add an additional delay to an already drawn out game so you can pretend that thousands of people are cheering for you to elude security instead of cheering for your ass to get tazed and thrown in jail.
 
2012-09-24 02:48:37 PM  
yes, that's him, and I seriously doubt that he will be getting off like he did in April. First time was bad enough, but disrupting a national broadcast while having gotten away with the same thing just a few months earlier on a technicality tells me that the judge will throw the book at him. And it WILL be serious.
 
2012-09-24 03:01:55 PM  
BULLshiat. BULLshiat. BULLshiat.

it was almost Gregorian in its beauty, that chant.
 
2012-09-24 03:03:34 PM  
 
2012-09-24 03:17:33 PM  
Mark Sanchez is amusingly inaccurate, part 18 squillion.

How is it "amazingly inaccurate" when you hit your intended receiver right on the helmet? It's not his fault they made him throw it to someone who doesn't know how to play receiver.
 
2012-09-24 03:17:48 PM  
Really? No deslideified link?

Ought to be a requirement for an Uproxx link.
 
2012-09-24 03:22:58 PM  

Super Chronic: Mark Sanchez is amusingly inaccurate, part 18 squillion.

How is it "amazingly inaccurate" when you hit your intended receiver right on the helmet? It's not his fault they made him throw it to someone who doesn't know how to play receiver.


It doesn't matter, the Jets still suck.
 
2012-09-24 03:22:59 PM  

Uzzah: Really? No deslideified link?

Ought to be a requirement for an Uproxx link.


There's a "View Single Page " link in the article.
 
2012-09-24 03:24:11 PM  

Super Chronic: Mark Sanchez is amusingly inaccurate, part 18 squillion.

How is it "amazingly inaccurate" when you hit your intended receiver right on the helmet? It's not his fault they made him throw it to someone who doesn't know how to play receiver.


Because they didn't say "amazingly"?
 
2012-09-24 03:24:19 PM  

Super Chronic: Mark Sanchez is amusingly inaccurate, part 18 squillion.

How is it "amazingly inaccurate" when you hit your intended receiver right on the helmet? It's not his fault they made him throw it to someone who doesn't know how to play receiver.


Well it was in the area of his receiver, but it was more likely to have been caught by the defender than the intended target. He should have placed it a little further to the left.

/or not thrown it because lol tebow
 
2012-09-24 03:25:31 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Super Chronic: Mark Sanchez is amusingly inaccurate, part 18 squillion.

How is it "amazingly inaccurate" when you hit your intended receiver right on the helmet? It's not his fault they made him throw it to someone who doesn't know how to play receiver.

Because they didn't say "amazingly"?


Right you are. "Amusingly." Still.
 
2012-09-24 03:29:30 PM  

Super Chronic: Mark Sanchez is amusingly inaccurate, part 18 squillion.

How is it "amazingly inaccurate" when you hit your intended receiver right on the helmet? It's not his fault they made him throw it to someone who doesn't know how to play receiver.


Because every other QB leads their receivers to the ball and doesnt throw it right to their head
 
2012-09-24 03:34:11 PM  

Super Chronic: Jim from Saint Paul: Super Chronic: Mark Sanchez is amusingly inaccurate, part 18 squillion.

How is it "amazingly inaccurate" when you hit your intended receiver right on the helmet? It's not his fault they made him throw it to someone who doesn't know how to play receiver.

Because they didn't say "amazingly"?

Right you are. "Amusingly." Still.


Nah, it's innacurate

Super Chronic: Jim from Saint Paul: Super Chronic: Mark Sanchez is amusingly inaccurate, part 18 squillion.

How is it "amazingly inaccurate" when you hit your intended receiver right on the helmet? It's not his fault they made him throw it to someone who doesn't know how to play receiver.

Because they didn't say "amazingly"?

Right you are. "Amusingly." Still.


And he hit him on the JFK side of this helemet too. Even if the receiver had seen it and made it a play, it would have been an inaccurate throw. Because of the "boink" factor it makes it amusing. :)
 
2012-09-24 03:37:19 PM  
We need a lip reader in this thread. WHAT ARE THOSE GIRLS SAYING?
 
2012-09-24 03:43:04 PM  

Ebenator: Any Ravens/O's fans know if this was the same Batman streaker from opening day at Camden Yards?


Yep, same guy. Here's the video from last night and here's the video from Camden Yards.
 
2012-09-24 03:44:32 PM  

Broktun: /CSB

The also talked about this hit.


Yeah, I know what they were referencing, even before they started talking about Curtis. I just have an eternal 'must go there' bone whenever Ray Lewis is mentioned.
 
2012-09-24 03:45:12 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: We need a lip reader in this thread. WHAT ARE THOSE GIRLS SAYING?


"GIRL #1: I WISH I KNEW SOMETHING ABOUT FOOTBALL."

"GIRL #2: I AM SO SAD ABOUT THIS FOOSEBALL GAME."
 
2012-09-24 03:47:37 PM  

mainstreet62: Treygreen13: steamingpile: It was obvious that he didnt fumble to anyone watching the game, its why the dome didnt boo too loudly once it was announced.

Probably two girls who like to go to football games but don't exactly understand the rules.

So....Cowboys fans?


Di is going to kill you
 
2012-09-24 03:47:42 PM  

Gunderson: Is there ANY empirical evidence out there that supports calling a time-out by the defense before a last second FG helps?


Link
 
2012-09-24 04:26:53 PM  

LucklessWonder: mainstreet62: Treygreen13: steamingpile: It was obvious that he didnt fumble to anyone watching the game, its why the dome didnt boo too loudly once it was announced.

Probably two girls who like to go to football games but don't exactly understand the rules.

So....Cowboys fans?

Di is going to kill you


I'm pretty sure I can take her.
 
2012-09-24 04:32:25 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: We need a lip reader in this thread. WHAT ARE THOSE GIRLS SAYING?


I cant see their crotches.
 
2012-09-24 05:02:13 PM  

eddievercetti: This was the crowning moment of the game (NSFW language)


Agreed, and any lists of the Best of Sunday NFL Week 3 fail utterly and completely without The Most Epic Manure Chant Of All Time (Until Next Week When Philly Likely Will Top This With The Most Epic Fornication Chant Of All Time).

Seriously, it was a thing of utter beauty :D (And yes, the FCC has already come out and stated NBC is not going to be fined for the Epic Manure Chant.)
 
2012-09-24 05:08:37 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: HaywoodJablonski: We need a lip reader in this thread. WHAT ARE THOSE GIRLS SAYING?

I cant see their crotches.


I chortled.
 
Displayed 50 of 59 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter





In Other Media


Report