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(WSBTV)   Home invader nails three of the four criteria for a successful robbery: 1. Surprise your victim. 2. Be armed. 3. Quickly make your demands. 4. Don't set your gun down in front of your victim so you can search their pockets   (wsbtv.com) divider line 34
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2012-09-24 09:27:13 AM
And the Lord spaketh unto me saying "Heft yon rod and smite thy enemy with furious anger"

So I smote my enemy and yelled after him saying "Returneth not you piece of shiat! Whom amongst us be bleeding now?"

And verily I wouldst do so again.
 
2012-09-24 09:27:59 AM
What has it gots in its' pocketses?

*BANG*
 
2012-09-24 09:28:18 AM
I'd recommend he invest in some home defense, especially since both guys are still out there apparently.
 
2012-09-24 09:29:09 AM
Hoping the resident picked up the gun and shot the bastard. Please please please....pretty please?

....reads article...


Yep. Good for him.

Stupid bastards.


Now they wait for someone with a hole in his head to turn up dead or at the hospital.
 
2012-09-24 09:30:08 AM
He should've just increased speed, dropped down and reversed direction.
 
2012-09-24 09:36:28 AM
Bullet holes and blood stains now riddle his front porch.



Wow. Just wow.
 
2012-09-24 09:39:51 AM
I'd just like to give a shoutout to God for helping me shoot that motherfarker in the face.
 
2012-09-24 09:42:37 AM
The problem is that he shot the robber in the head. That isn't going to do a damn thing since clearly the guy has no farking brain.
 
2012-09-24 09:43:25 AM
God could sure save a lot of time, and people, by not letting them get into situations like that in the first place.

I mean, he's GOD, for crying out loud.
 
2012-09-24 09:48:21 AM
So now if the guy who was shot dies, his accomplice gets charged with murder?
 
2012-09-24 09:48:48 AM

gopher321: What has it gots in its' pocketses?

*BANG*


aannnndddd.. we're done...
 
2012-09-24 09:53:50 AM
Bullet holes and blood stains now riddle his front porch.

Michael Collins: "'Riddled'? Why are you goin' 'round riddlin' people? Ten or twenty bullets when the one will do?"
Apostle: "To make sure he died."
 
2012-09-24 09:54:22 AM
Will he continue living with the roommate who bailed and left him to his fate?
 
2012-09-24 09:55:01 AM

KellyX: I'd recommend he invest in some home defense, especially since both guys are still out there apparently.


Depends on how much blood is on the ground.
Check the hospitals or the morgue, they wont be out there for long.

/They also won't be breaking into houses again.
/Good on the homeowner.
 
2012-09-24 09:55:59 AM
5. Don't set the gun on the counter when pooping during a stakeout.

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2012-09-24 09:56:17 AM

SwiftFox: So now if the guy who was shot dies, his accomplice gets charged with murder?


Yup, but this is Atlanta, which means they probably won't find the accomplice if the attacker dies.

/It's not that the APD is inept, it is that their detectives are to few to do a quality job.
 
2012-09-24 10:06:14 AM

way south:
/They also won't be breaking into houses again.


Maybe. Maybe not. Are you able to see into the future? Cause that'd be cool.
 
2012-09-24 10:11:41 AM
www.threestooges.net
 
2012-09-24 10:27:16 AM

KellyX: I'd recommend he invest in some home defense, especially since both guys are still out there apparently.


tf2wiki.net
 
2012-09-24 10:30:20 AM

howdoibegin: way south:
/They also won't be breaking into houses again.

Maybe. Maybe not. Are you able to see into the future? Cause that'd be cool.


A hole in the head helps to prevent recidivism.

/100% of criminals killed during a crime will never revert to their former ways.
/Would be an interesting study to see how many near death survivors are reformed.
/Problem being that statistics for self defense are poorly kept and incidents are often unreported.
 
2012-09-24 10:34:19 AM

nicoffeine: God could sure save a lot of time, and people, by not letting them get into situations like that in the first place.

I mean, he's GOD, for crying out loud.


'I'd like to damn God for letting that SOB try and rob me. I had to take matters into my own hands after the all knowing tried to get me robbed and killed."
You never hear those accounts in the news.
 
2012-09-24 10:36:07 AM

way south: A hole in the head helps to prevent recidivism.


You'd be surprised how much brain matter you wouldn't really miss, especially when your most complicated professional responsibilities involve yelling at people and waving a gun around until they give you money.

/ Plus, he was already bad at that.
 
2012-09-24 11:09:36 AM

vudukungfu: Bullet holes and blood stains now riddle his front porch.



Wow. Just wow.


What is red and holey?
 
2012-09-24 11:11:40 AM

Nogale: Will he continue living with the roommate who bailed and left him to his fate?


lost his street cred
 
2012-09-24 11:40:00 AM

vudukungfu: Bullet holes and blood stains now riddle his front porch.



Wow. Just wow.


Thugs get slugs.
 
2012-09-24 12:15:11 PM
So TWO guys rob another and the one guy sets his gun down rather than hand it to his accomplice? That's some poor teamwork, I'd say.
 
2012-09-24 12:37:23 PM
Shiat Puppets, Randy.
 
2012-09-24 12:40:58 PM

jjorsett: So TWO guys rob another and the one guy sets his gun down rather than hand it to his accomplice? That's some poor teamwork, I'd say.


You don't end up thinking robbing people is a good idea unless you're sort of a dumbass, I guess.
 
2012-09-24 12:43:36 PM

for good or for awesome: I'd just like to give a shoutout to God for helping me shoot that motherfarker in the face.


Funniest thing I've read in a week.

/sides hurt
 
2012-09-24 12:48:22 PM

gopher321: What has it gots in its' pocketses?

*BANG*


I LOLED
 
2012-09-24 12:52:57 PM

vudukungfu: Bullet holes and blood stains now riddle his front porch.


Riddle my front porch, Batman!

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-09-24 01:11:21 PM

jjorsett: So TWO guys rob another and the one guy sets his gun down rather than hand it to his accomplice? That's some poor teamwork, I'd say.


Or even better, keep the gun trained on the subject and have your accomplice search him.

We should send them to jail, where they can get the quality criminal training they so obviously need.
 
2012-09-24 01:40:01 PM
Poetic justice.

Just like Janet's film failing.
 
2012-09-24 08:14:16 PM

vudukungfu: Bullet holes and blood stains now riddle his front porch.


Now what he needs to do is lay down a good coat of polyurethane over the blood stains and plant a sign that says, "In case you've got ideas, here's what happened to the last guy that tried to rob me."
 
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