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(TMZ)   Two videos of Kanye West involved in up to 40-minutes of repetitively dull, monotone beats and rhythmic gyrations are being shopped to the media   (tmz.com) divider line 24
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2012-09-24 10:04:12 AM
I thought sex tapes were only for vapid, unloved, rich whores who want to be famous but have zero talents other than the boob job step-dad number 2 bought for them at 16?
 
2012-09-24 10:22:38 AM
Who'd you rather watch?

• Kim
• Kanye



"Neither" is strangely absent.
 
2012-09-24 11:34:49 AM

WTF Indeed: I thought sex tapes were only for vapid, unloved, rich whores who want to be famous but have zero talents other than the boob job step-dad number 2 bought for them at 16?


Kanye didn't get a boob job but everything else applies.
 
2012-09-24 01:15:33 PM
Kanye West sampled Ringo Star?
 
2012-09-24 01:23:36 PM
Hey, Kanye.

Do you like fish sticks?
 
2012-09-24 01:27:47 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-24 01:29:49 PM
i dont care about Kanye. I dont think I will say no to watching Kim K get naked and take a load to the face
 
2012-09-24 01:37:32 PM
FTA: And we're talking constant action. Seriously, the guy takes no breaks

Cocaine will do that to anyone.
 
2012-09-24 01:41:10 PM

kungfu jesus with a side of lime: i dont care about Kanye. I dont think I will say no to watching Kim K get naked and take a load urine to the face

 
2012-09-24 01:46:43 PM
I hope no one cares.
 
2012-09-24 02:05:32 PM
Ten bucks says he jerks off to his own sex tapes, on the closeups of himself.
 
2012-09-24 02:07:19 PM
"hold up, hold up. lemme finish"
 
2012-09-24 02:21:43 PM
40-minutes. Ha.
 
2012-09-24 02:42:14 PM
So, was this video auto-tuned?
 
2012-09-24 02:57:49 PM
What disgusts me most is not the fact that he has a sex tape, but the fact that he's pretending like he doesn't want it released. "stolen from his computer'? Puh-lease....

I think it would be the coolest thing in the world if not ONE single person ever watches it.
 
2012-09-24 03:13:27 PM
Nobody cares about the dude in a sex tape.
 
2012-09-24 05:08:28 PM

bdub77: WTF Indeed: I thought sex tapes were only for vapid, unloved, rich whores who want to be famous but have zero talents other than the boob job step-dad number 2 bought for them at 16?

Kanye didn't get a boob job but everything else applies.


are you sure about that?
 
2012-09-24 11:08:52 PM
Who the fark faps to amateur sex tapes when there's a veritable cornucopia of professional grade pornography available at the click of a mouse? The pros know something the amateurs don't: What feels good doesn't necessarily film good. Porn sex and sex for pleasure are two separate things.
 
2012-09-24 11:22:20 PM

Apos: Who'd you rather watch?

• Kim


I liked the Kim one: the guy in it was hot.
 
2012-09-24 11:47:44 PM

LectertheChef: Who the fark faps to amateur sex tapes when there's a veritable cornucopia of professional grade pornography available at the click of a mouse? The pros know something the amateurs don't: What feels good doesn't necessarily film good. Porn sex and sex for pleasure are two separate things.



Yeah, the Kim K sex tape sucked. Her ass does flop over on itself at points, which almost made it worth it, but as spank material your average porn clip site has much better to offer.
 
2012-09-25 09:11:41 AM

scotchcrotch: "hold up, hold up. lemme finish"


heathledgerjokerclapping.gif
 
2012-09-25 10:18:43 AM
No wonder Kanye West is fighting this. He's got to have the smallest dick of any black man in history. What a pussy.

Multiple links
 
2012-09-25 10:20:40 AM

MysticSavage: So, was this video auto-tuned?


Ha!

I bet he spliced in scenes from good sex tapes just to make it palatable.

// If that hack didn't sample quality music into his crappy tracks he'd never sell a single album
 
2012-09-25 03:38:12 PM
"Do you BELEEEIVE in love after love after loooove........"
 
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