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2012-09-24 11:21:20 AM  
That made me chuckle more than once
 
2012-09-24 11:22:28 AM  
That was kinda funny.

Can't be real...

/Can it?
 
2012-09-24 11:35:43 AM  
Went into that not expecting much, but was pleasantly surprised.

/oh, and fist of angry god on the first one
 
2012-09-24 11:38:25 AM  

weapon13: That was kinda funny.

Can't be real...

/Can it?


Some of the words match what was being said but it could just be really really funny "You may as well wish for wings"

calm like a bomb: /oh, and fist of angry god on the first one


oh yes.
 
2012-09-24 11:42:16 AM  
Slow paced, but amusing. I LOL'd at the 3:30 mark
 
2012-09-24 11:57:15 AM  
Holy crap. Has to be fake, especially the old woman trying to sell her unborn urine daughter.
 
2012-09-24 12:10:21 PM  

weapon13: That was kinda funny.

Can't be real...

/Can it?


The laughing during the first girls segment sort of proves it as a fake.

Still funny though!
 
2012-09-24 12:11:27 PM  
I'd put in a bid for that brunette if I didn't smell like onion vodka. After this past weekend it may take a good month before I can put a down payment on her.
 
2012-09-24 12:25:40 PM  

SwingAwayMarell: I'd put in a bid for that brunette if I didn't smell like onion vodka. After this past weekend it may take a good month before I can put a down payment on her.


But you'd still take her from behind before passing out in a drunken stupor, right?
 
2012-09-24 12:35:59 PM  

Flab: SwingAwayMarell: I'd put in a bid for that brunette if I didn't smell like onion vodka. After this past weekend it may take a good month before I can put a down payment on her.

But you'd still take her from behind before passing out in a drunken stupor, right?


Yeah, that was the only thing that prevented me from getting her.. dang ....
 
2012-09-24 12:53:42 PM  
really want an interpretation of what they are saying, but I expect it to be really boring.
 
2012-09-24 12:54:04 PM  
No site by that name
 
2012-09-24 12:57:54 PM  
 
2012-09-24 12:59:09 PM  
LET ME LAUGH DURING THE WHOLE THING HA HA HA HA
 
2012-09-24 12:59:54 PM  

Flab: SwingAwayMarell: I'd put in a bid for that brunette if I didn't smell like onion vodka. After this past weekend it may take a good month before I can put a down payment on her.

But you'd still take her from behind before passing out in a drunken stupor, right?


Well I'm not paying for her deep conversation.
 
2012-09-24 01:03:09 PM  
Some of those were much better than others. The segments with the tranny and the old lady were both a little over the top.
 
2012-09-24 01:14:24 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-24 01:17:43 PM  
"It doesn't matter if they're short, fat, unattractive, or even BLACK!"

wtf?
 
2012-09-24 01:30:17 PM  
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-09-24 01:49:40 PM  

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: "It doesn't matter if they're short, fat, unattractive, or even BLACK!"

wtf?


memearchive.net
 
2012-09-24 03:22:35 PM  

AnotherOldFart: [i.imgur.com image 611x420]


Damn you.
 
2012-09-24 06:02:58 PM  
A former boss of mine has a Russian bride. He's been married to her for 15 years. He's happy to have a hot wife, and she's happy to have a husband who's not always drunk and has plenty of money.

Part of their arrangement was that he has to send a few hundred dollars a month to her family in Russia. I guess it's enough to live on.
 
2012-09-24 06:54:11 PM  
Is this going to be the next "Hitler hears about X" video? Where everyone mkes up their own subtitles?

/I lol'd.
 
2012-09-24 07:12:44 PM  

Gilligann: A former boss of mine has a Russian bride. He's been married to her for 15 years. He's happy to have a hot wife, and she's happy to have a husband who's not always drunk and has plenty of money.

Part of their arrangement was that he has to send a few hundred dollars a month to her family in Russia. I guess it's enough to live on.



More than likely he is paying some Russian mobster or pimp for her.
American guys can get into some deep shiat with these sort of "dating" sites.
 
2012-09-24 08:24:26 PM  

staypuft242: really want an interpretation of what they are saying, but I expect it to be really boring.


It's almost as funny as the captions.

/Except for the nun and how to measure for a bra segments, the captions were more funny.
//That first one was just killing time.
 
2012-09-24 08:28:05 PM  
Eh, had higher hopes.
 
2012-09-24 09:28:38 PM  

Gilligann: Part of their arrangement was that he has to send a few hundred dollars a month to her family in Russia. I guess it's enough to live on.


I was just over there recently. Our main tour guide was a Ph.D. Professor at a University. She made the equivalent of $400/month. She described the biggest difference between the soft ruble under Socialism and the hard ruble under the Federation - in the USSR, everyone had money, but there was nothing to buy. Now there is plenty to buy, but nobody has money. Except tourists. Moscow is really expensive but probably elsewhere is fine.

This was my favorite: "My dream is to find a man who isn't a drunk and who has most of his teeth and little or no back hair and who doesn't come home every night smelling of vodka and onions and insists on taking me from behind before falling into a drunken sleep."

Dammit, so close.
 
2012-09-24 10:32:11 PM  
Even a retard can father a child.
 
2012-09-24 11:37:41 PM  
I watched only the first woman, and she was talking about pirate ships and Chinese and cat eyes. I'm sure the rest are just as close to what the women are actually saying.
 
2012-09-25 09:07:15 PM  
But can the suka suck
 
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