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(ESPN)   Does Matt Flynn wish he were still sitting on the bench in Green Bay instead of Seattle? How badly will the scab potato refs herp their derp? It's the Green Bay Packers vs. the Seattle Seahawks on Monday Night Football, 8:30 PM on ESPN   (espn.go.com) divider line 2749
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2012-09-24 09:29:56 PM  

nvmac: seventypercent: IT'S A PUFFED MUNT

GB deep in their own territory, after some more vapid commercials.

Puffed Munt. Sounds like a chick drink.

/two shots of ...?


Apple Pucker, Wild Turkey, and grenadine.
 
2012-09-24 09:31:12 PM  
Sack LUNCH, Mr. Rodgers!
 
2012-09-24 09:31:15 PM  
DOWNS SINCE LAST SACK: 5 0
 
2012-09-24 09:31:27 PM  
Wow! Rodgers down again.
 
2012-09-24 09:31:30 PM  
Wow. Rodgers is getting sacked more than Jay Cutler.
 
2012-09-24 09:31:30 PM  

KingsleyZisou: No that's horseshiat


That's what I thought.


poughdrew: Yes. And if you have Rodgers, you should feel dirty about drafting him.


You must be new here.


YouWinAgainGravity: i feel sorry for whoever drafts jay cutler


I thought he was my backup in that league. So I went to check. Nope. Sam Bradford. Even worse.


Polish Hussar: Irrelevant, you should say it's tyranny and use it as a casus belli to lead a coup against the commish and seize control of the league for yourself.


Funny thing about that. The league was mine & a friend's idea. Neither of us wanted to be commish (I already had 2 leagues & he didn't want to do it), so we put it off on this other guy. We're now kicking ourselves. WHO EVEN DOES THAT

Make it 5!
 
2012-09-24 09:31:35 PM  
Hands to the throat?
 
2012-09-24 09:31:37 PM  
Anyone get a screenshot of the guy with the scab sign? Wonder how long till security retires that sign (or the dude holding it).
 
2012-09-24 09:31:38 PM  
I haven't seen this many Rodgers sacks since Fred bought groceries for his entire neighborhood.
 
2012-09-24 09:31:43 PM  
Who played Seattle D this week?
 
2012-09-24 09:31:43 PM  
 
2012-09-24 09:31:44 PM  

seventypercent: nvmac: seventypercent: IT'S A PUFFED MUNT

GB deep in their own territory, after some more vapid commercials.

Puffed Munt. Sounds like a chick drink.

/two shots of ...?

Apple Pucker, Wild Turkey, and grenadine.


Feels like it should have crème de menthe in it.
 
2012-09-24 09:31:47 PM  

Di Atribe: So guys? My one non-fark FF league.... the commish set it so it subtracts a point from the QB if he gets sacked. Is that normal?


My roommates' work league has +1 for rushing attempts and pass completions; -0.5 for incompletes. I was like "Yeah, whoever said this up is a retard."

/that's holding, isn't it. sack should count
//Aaron Rodgers, Cutler Rating: 50.0
 
2012-09-24 09:31:52 PM  
i107.photobucket.com

Five!! Five Aaron Rodgers sacks this evening!
 
2012-09-24 09:31:53 PM  
I love Randall "Tex" Cobb even more now. From his wikipedia page:

Referee stopped the bout at 1:10 of the first round. Decision vacated after both fighters tested positive for cocaine.

One guess where that boxing match took place.
 
2012-09-24 09:32:04 PM  
Aaron getting condolence cards from Jay now
 
2012-09-24 09:32:14 PM  

muck4doo: Di Atribe: So guys? My one non-fark FF league.... the commish set it so it subtracts a point from the QB if he gets sacked. Is that normal?

As a commish on two other Fark leagues, and a player on yours, no. What league is that? Not what personal league, but yahoo, espn, cbs; etc


NFL.com. So I don't think it's default.
 
2012-09-24 09:33:11 PM  

Di Atribe: I thought he was my backup in that league. So I went to check. Nope. Sam Bradford. Even worse.


I can't believe you drafted an oklahoma player
 
2012-09-24 09:33:40 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: I love Randall "Tex" Cobb even more now. From his wikipedia page:

Referee stopped the bout at 1:10 of the first round. Decision vacated after both fighters tested positive for cocaine.

One guess where that boxing match took place.


Medellin, Colombia?
 
2012-09-24 09:33:57 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Randall "Tex" Cobb switched ethnicities, aged in reverse, and started playing football?


Read my mind.

I wonder if he's hard on the little things
 
2012-09-24 09:34:10 PM  
I have seen more sacks than scoring...yay?
 
2012-09-24 09:34:10 PM  

nvmac: seventypercent: nvmac: seventypercent: IT'S A PUFFED MUNT

GB deep in their own territory, after some more vapid commercials.

Puffed Munt. Sounds like a chick drink.

/two shots of ...?

Apple Pucker, Wild Turkey, and grenadine.

Feels like it should have crème de menthe in it.


Oh, even better. And if you add a bruised cucumber, it becomes a Screaming Viking.
 
2012-09-24 09:34:10 PM  

muck4doo: Who played Seattle D this week?


[waves]

I don't even need any points. I was a little terrified that the Packers would win 60-3 and my D would give back enough points to lose the match, but I'm safe.
 
2012-09-24 09:34:16 PM  

gilbyguy: [i107.photobucket.com image 320x240]

Five!! Five Aaron Rodgers sacks this evening!


....but he is only holding up 4 fingers.
 
2012-09-24 09:34:22 PM  
Last the the Cardinals were 3-0....

The Godfather: Part II, Chinatown, Blazing Saddles, and Young Frankenstein were released
 
2012-09-24 09:34:30 PM  

MoeSzyslak: demonfaerie: [www.straferight.com image 473x660]

These girls you're posting are all too thin to be from Wisconsin.


Wisconsin isn't even close to the fattest states in America. Mississippi is the fattest states in America. We aren't even in the top 10.

http://tinyurl.com/8omaoyg

www.esquire.com
 
2012-09-24 09:35:04 PM  

RminusQ: Di Atribe: So guys? My one non-fark FF league.... the commish set it so it subtracts a point from the QB if he gets sacked. Is that normal?

My roommates' work league has +1 for rushing attempts and pass completions; -0.5 for incompletes. I was like "Yeah, whoever said this up is a retard."

/that's holding, isn't it. sack should count
//Aaron Rodgers, Cutler Rating: 50.0


Oy. I thought I jacked around with our league too much. I'm a friggin lightweight compared to these guys.
 
2012-09-24 09:35:13 PM  

seventypercent: nvmac: seventypercent: nvmac: seventypercent: IT'S A PUFFED MUNT

GB deep in their own territory, after some more vapid commercials.

Puffed Munt. Sounds like a chick drink.

/two shots of ...?

Apple Pucker, Wild Turkey, and grenadine.

Feels like it should have crème de menthe in it.

Oh, even better. And if you add a bruised cucumber, it becomes a Screaming Viking.


OK, I laughed at that.
 
2012-09-24 09:35:18 PM  

demonfaerie: MoeSzyslak: demonfaerie: [www.straferight.com image 473x660]

These girls you're posting are all too thin to be from Wisconsin.

Wisconsin isn't even close to the fattest states in America. Mississippi is the fattest states in America. We aren't even in the top 10.

http://tinyurl.com/8omaoyg

[www.esquire.com image 460x334]


The one on the left looks filthy. Like white trash porn star filthy.
 
2012-09-24 09:35:20 PM  
Are you sure one of the refs isn't dyslexic?
 
2012-09-24 09:35:24 PM  

CipollinaFan: gilbyguy: [i107.photobucket.com image 320x240]

Five!! Five Aaron Rodgers sacks this evening!

....but he is only holding up 4 fingers.


Doh!
 
2012-09-24 09:35:34 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Great info, thanks.


Part of what I love about Fark football threads is that there's occasionally some chance to talk X's and O's, as well as just being goofy.
 
2012-09-24 09:35:41 PM  
Hey, blow that whistle one more time, ref. It really means something.
 
2012-09-24 09:35:54 PM  

neuroflare: cupcake


cupcakes are good at sacks apparently
 
2012-09-24 09:36:13 PM  
15PTS on Hawks D so far!
 
2012-09-24 09:36:21 PM  
Why did they blow the play dead if it was Offsides on the DEFENSE?!

/WHAR Real Refs WHAR?!
 
2012-09-24 09:36:24 PM  

YouWinAgainGravity: Di Atribe: I thought he was my backup in that league. So I went to check. Nope. Sam Bradford. Even worse.

I can't believe you drafted an oklahoma player


It's not like I could draft Colt McCoy
 
2012-09-24 09:36:32 PM  

neuroflare: Cardinals were 3-0


I hate Phoenix right now, a lot of people are treating this like they won the Super Bowl.
 
2012-09-24 09:36:36 PM  

Di Atribe: muck4doo: Di Atribe: So guys? My one non-fark FF league.... the commish set it so it subtracts a point from the QB if he gets sacked. Is that normal?

As a commish on two other Fark leagues, and a player on yours, no. What league is that? Not what personal league, but yahoo, espn, cbs; etc

NFL.com. So I don't think it's default.


It's not default. D/ST get those points. The QB isn't punished unless he made some kind of change. Those should have been in the rules at the start though. It's not good form to change the rules after the season has started. You start with a set of rules, and you keep them through the season. Any objections need to be made before the draft even starts.
 
2012-09-24 09:36:44 PM  

gilbyguy: [i107.photobucket.com image 320x240]

Five!! Five Aaron Rodgers sacks this evening!


It's a good night, indeed.

/ah, ah, ah, ah,ahhh!
 
2012-09-24 09:36:44 PM  
Big bag of skittles?
 
2012-09-24 09:36:51 PM  
Trayvon Martin reference?
 
2012-09-24 09:37:08 PM  
Big bag 'o' Skittles!
 
2012-09-24 09:37:30 PM  

Di Atribe: the commish set it so it subtracts a point from the QB if he gets sacked


Does Rodgers know? If not, he probably isn't even trying.
 
2012-09-24 09:37:49 PM  

RminusQ: muck4doo: Who played Seattle D this week?

[waves]

I don't even need any points. I was a little terrified that the Packers would win 60-3 and my D would give back enough points to lose the match, but I'm safe.


You lucky SOB so far. :)
 
2012-09-24 09:37:53 PM  
Seattle finally picks up a third down.
 
2012-09-24 09:38:01 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: Trayvon Martin reference?


No, Lynch used to get Skittles from his mom after TD's or something, then had people throw them at him after he would score last year.
 
2012-09-24 09:38:08 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com
 
2012-09-24 09:38:15 PM  

Di Atribe: RminusQ: Di Atribe: So guys? My one non-fark FF league.... the commish set it so it subtracts a point from the QB if he gets sacked. Is that normal?

My roommates' work league has +1 for rushing attempts and pass completions; -0.5 for incompletes. I was like "Yeah, whoever said this up is a retard."

/that's holding, isn't it. sack should count
//Aaron Rodgers, Cutler Rating: 50.0

Oy. I thought I jacked around with our league too much. I'm a friggin lightweight compared to these guys.


He was asking for roster advice (this is after sitting next to me talking over my trying to watch the Clint Eastwood fiasco and insisting I help him draft his team), and I was like "Why the hell is Arian Foster projected to have 55 points?" "Fark if I know."
 
2012-09-24 09:38:19 PM  
What kind of bush leagues do you guys play in? The Rex Grossman Rule for fantasy football was invented after his 5 or 6 turnover game on Monday Night Football against the Cardinals. The rule is, if you are leading your opponent who has played everyone, and you have a QB left to play on Monday night, you do not get greedy. You bench your QB for fear of negative points.

Rodgers has 2.05 points right now.

The guy with Cutler last week had 2.00 for the game.
 
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