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(ESPN)   Does Matt Flynn wish he were still sitting on the bench in Green Bay instead of Seattle? How badly will the scab potato refs herp their derp? It's the Green Bay Packers vs. the Seattle Seahawks on Monday Night Football, 8:30 PM on ESPN   (espn.go.com) divider line 2749
    More: Interesting, Seahawks, Green Bay, Seattle, NFL QBs, Trey Wingo, Greg Jennings, ESPNBoston, Ed Werder  
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2012-09-24 09:12:49 PM  
So if Seattle becomes a legit contender, and the Cardinals stay consistent along with 49ers, the scraps division would actually be something.
 
2012-09-24 09:12:53 PM  
Aaron Rodgers needs one of these Life Alert things. But he should not cut down on beer.
 
2012-09-24 09:12:56 PM  
Ha! I got a snippet of the 'I've fallen, and I can't get up!' commercial after that last play.
 
2012-09-24 09:13:00 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: hulk hogan meat shoes: There's a Marxist point of view scholarly research paper somewhere in this referee's strike that I don't have time to write because I'm busy teaching this semester.

Are you thinking of doing a Groucho or Harpo-style interpretation?


Chico. You probably never heard of him.
 
2012-09-24 09:13:26 PM  
Prior to season everyone was giving the AFC East the easiest schedule in the League. I don't know about that. Cards, Hawks, & 49ers all have d's that have potential to give any team a fit. The AFC South still isn't that scary aside for Texans though
 
2012-09-24 09:13:55 PM  
Who selects this background music? MOAR Pantera please
 
2012-09-24 09:14:09 PM  
cache.jezebel.com
 
2012-09-24 09:14:10 PM  

neuroflare: cupcake


looks like Aaron keeps getting cupcake sprinkles in his eyes
 
2012-09-24 09:14:30 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: AliceBToklasLives: hulk hogan meat shoes: There's a Marxist point of view scholarly research paper somewhere in this referee's strike that I don't have time to write because I'm busy teaching this semester.

Are you thinking of doing a Groucho or Harpo-style interpretation?

Chico. You probably never heard of him.


I was going to suggest Richard Marx, but I should've known better.
 
2012-09-24 09:14:34 PM  
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

forgot to make my pick.

well aware that the game is underway, on the lives of my children, with my DVR at 29:45 and counting, i do not know what's going on.

ignornat of what the spread is, I'll say Seattle either wins or keeps it reasonable, within a TD. I don't think GB is 7 pionts better.
 
2012-09-24 09:14:46 PM  

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2012-09-24 09:15:21 PM  

BigJake: demonfaerie: [cache.jezebel.com image 850x711]

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2012-09-24 09:15:42 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: mjg: Not sure if this has been done before but I'd like to see a show (ESPN or HBO) that focuses the logistics of running an NFL team.

I'd be interested in seeing:
- The logistics of when a team travels during an away game (travel, away team set-up and break-down before and after the game, etc.)
- Behind the scenes of a week in running a team (from team doctors to equipment staff)
- How the team's schedule is created in the off-season, especially when stadiums are booked for other events (imagine what a logistical feat this is for MLB - makes the head spin).

/Your thoughts Farkers?
//feel free to add to the list

That would never sell. All sports fans want to see is coaches cursing and black players forgetting the names of their many, many children.


The closest thing I've seen to that was something on NBC Sports called "36 Hours." They followed a hockey team during back-to-back games. The episode I saw featured the Red Wings playing at home and then playing Dallas on the road. The did show a fair amount of getting the team's equipment from Detroit to Dallas.
 
2012-09-24 09:15:57 PM  
I bet that Gruden got shot down by more Hooters girls than anyone who has ever worked at a Hooters.
 
2012-09-24 09:16:04 PM  

seventypercent: hulk hogan meat shoes: AliceBToklasLives: hulk hogan meat shoes: There's a Marxist point of view scholarly research paper somewhere in this referee's strike that I don't have time to write because I'm busy teaching this semester.

Are you thinking of doing a Groucho or Harpo-style interpretation?

Chico. You probably never heard of him.

I was going to suggest Richard Marx, but I should've known better.


I know the real refs are right here waiting for you.
 
2012-09-24 09:16:49 PM  
That quarter was certainly eventful.
 
2012-09-24 09:16:51 PM  
OH NO ANYBODY BUT EDDIE MONEY
 
2012-09-24 09:17:04 PM  
Monday Night Football drinking game
Jaws says "never quit" or "no quit": 1 sip

/trashed by halftime
 
2012-09-24 09:17:06 PM  

Polish Hussar: hulk hogan meat shoes: mjg: Not sure if this has been done before but I'd like to see a show (ESPN or HBO) that focuses the logistics of running an NFL team.

I'd be interested in seeing:
- The logistics of when a team travels during an away game (travel, away team set-up and break-down before and after the game, etc.)
- Behind the scenes of a week in running a team (from team doctors to equipment staff)
- How the team's schedule is created in the off-season, especially when stadiums are booked for other events (imagine what a logistical feat this is for MLB - makes the head spin).

/Your thoughts Farkers?
//feel free to add to the list

That would never sell. All sports fans want to see is coaches cursing and black players forgetting the names of their many, many children.

The closest thing I've seen to that was something on NBC Sports called "36 Hours." They followed a hockey team during back-to-back games. The episode I saw featured the Red Wings playing at home and then playing Dallas on the road. The did show a fair amount of getting the team's equipment from Detroit to Dallas.


HBO also does a 24/7 show about the Winter Classic. I think some other events, too.
 
2012-09-24 09:17:09 PM  

Polish Hussar: hulk hogan meat shoes: mjg: Not sure if this has been done before but I'd like to see a show (ESPN or HBO) that focuses the logistics of running an NFL team.

I'd be interested in seeing:
- The logistics of when a team travels during an away game (travel, away team set-up and break-down before and after the game, etc.)
- Behind the scenes of a week in running a team (from team doctors to equipment staff)
- How the team's schedule is created in the off-season, especially when stadiums are booked for other events (imagine what a logistical feat this is for MLB - makes the head spin).

/Your thoughts Farkers?
//feel free to add to the list

That would never sell. All sports fans want to see is coaches cursing and black players forgetting the names of their many, many children.

The closest thing I've seen to that was something on NBC Sports called "36 Hours." They followed a hockey team during back-to-back games. The episode I saw featured the Red Wings playing at home and then playing Dallas on the road. The did show a fair amount of getting the team's equipment from Detroit to Dallas.


Junior Seau did a show that showed some logistic stuff like transforming the TD garden from hoops to hockey.
 
2012-09-24 09:17:20 PM  
I'd be more impressed if someone could rack up a $5000 bill at taco bell
 
2012-09-24 09:17:31 PM  
Two tickets to shut the hell up.

Peyton commercial DRINK!
 
2012-09-24 09:17:36 PM  
God I hate this commercial. Not just because I don't like these Geico commercials with the hipsters on a stage, but because it's incredibly sad to watch Eddie Money do that to himself.
 
2012-09-24 09:17:47 PM  
Was it a Fark headline that said that Eddie Money plays the "washed up poorly aged rock star" a little too well?
 
2012-09-24 09:17:48 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: I bet that Gruden got shot down by more Hooters girls than anyone who has ever worked at a Hooters.


Did you see Jon Gruden's A Football Life? He picks up women by sucking helium out of a balloon and then dropping lines on them with a chipmunk voice.
 
2012-09-24 09:17:58 PM  

demonfaerie: BigJake: demonfaerie: [cache.jezebel.com image 850x711]

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that girl doesn't even know whose jersey she has on
 
2012-09-24 09:18:01 PM  
i36.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-24 09:18:08 PM  
There's a penalty, but once the music starts we're obligated to go to commercial.
 
2012-09-24 09:18:18 PM  

YouWinAgainGravity: I'd be more impressed if someone could rack up a $5000 bill at taco bell


You could feed a starving African country for a month with $5,000 worth of Taco Bell. It would most likely end up in the hands of warlords, but still.
 
2012-09-24 09:18:30 PM  
www.ladyofthecake.com
Twoooo tickets to paradise!
 
2012-09-24 09:19:04 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: seventypercent: hulk hogan meat shoes: AliceBToklasLives: hulk hogan meat shoes: There's a Marxist point of view scholarly research paper somewhere in this referee's strike that I don't have time to write because I'm busy teaching this semester.

Are you thinking of doing a Groucho or Harpo-style interpretation?

Chico. You probably never heard of him.

I was going to suggest Richard Marx, but I should've known better.

I know the real refs are right here waiting for you.


The replacement officials can't hold on to the flags, but to stretch the games out they certainly hold on to the nights.
 
2012-09-24 09:19:04 PM  
That's a fineable amount of stupid.
 
2012-09-24 09:19:22 PM  
Eddie Money sounds like Andrew Dice Clay making fun of Eddie Money.
 
2012-09-24 09:19:33 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: AliceBToklasLives: hulk hogan meat shoes: There's a Marxist point of view scholarly research paper somewhere in this referee's strike that I don't have time to write because I'm busy teaching this semester.

Are you thinking of doing a Groucho or Harpo-style interpretation?

Chico. You probably never heard of him.


For the longest time I wondered how hard up for money Harpo must have been to do the Twilight movies. Then it hit me. Of course he'd do the Twilight films, they're some of the greatest comedies of the 21st century.
 
2012-09-24 09:19:37 PM  
Was that a reverse wishbone?
 
2012-09-24 09:19:38 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: YouWinAgainGravity: I'd be more impressed if someone could rack up a $5000 bill at taco bell

You could feed a starving African country for a month with $5,000 worth of Taco Bell. It would most likely end up in the hands of warlords, but still.


Then they all die of gastroenteritis and, hey, no more warlords.
 
2012-09-24 09:19:38 PM  
Drinking game for the blue suit guy?
 
2012-09-24 09:20:09 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: hulk hogan meat shoes: YouWinAgainGravity: I'd be more impressed if someone could rack up a $5000 bill at taco bell

You could feed a starving African country for a month with $5,000 worth of Taco Bell. It would most likely end up in the hands of warlords, but still.

Then they all die of gastroenteritis and, hey, no more warlords.


There's a Jack Handey in there somewhere.
 
2012-09-24 09:20:28 PM  
Ok, Benson. 3rd and 1 is what you're paid for. (probably won't run it)
 
2012-09-24 09:20:50 PM  
www.bestbuyslots.com
 
2012-09-24 09:20:58 PM  
Rodgers down again!
 
2012-09-24 09:21:02 PM  
You get a sack, and YOU get a sack! Everybody gets a sack!
 
2012-09-24 09:21:04 PM  
SACKED AGAIN!!
 
2012-09-24 09:21:08 PM  
Another 3rd down ... Another Sack
 
2012-09-24 09:21:16 PM  
Rodgers is being manhandled more than...
 
2012-09-24 09:21:16 PM  
Bruce Irvin? Isn't that the name of a Tekken character?

tekkennation.com
 
2012-09-24 09:21:20 PM  
Here's ANOTHER sack lunch, Aaron.
 
2012-09-24 09:21:24 PM  
Sit down Aaron!
 
2012-09-24 09:21:39 PM  
You know, I really don't care what people say. Not only are those Seahawks uniforms better than the old brazillion shades of slate uniforms, they're not nearly as bad as people say. They're unique and make sense to the team.
 
2012-09-24 09:21:41 PM  
Four! Four sacks in the first 16 minutes! Ah ah ah
 
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