Moodybastard: Foley transforms in to Ryback when he's angry!!!!

He's like Jamie Madrox from X-Factor... you kick Mick Foley, and a Ryberg pops out.

that was possibly the single stupidest thing Cena has ever said...

Hate to bring politics in here, but Fark Komen. I'll send my future anti-cancer dollars to anyone BUT them.

Grand_Moff_Joseph: silgryphon: JuicePats: I'm claiming the "first FWC member to post in the Raw thread while attending Raw" belt

Pmoney already beat you to that one

Yep, he was first. DougieAXP was first to be seen on TV, I believe.

PistolGripPump must be recognized as the one who got actual signs on TV.

Foley's not wrong so far.

shiat, Cena had elbow surgery?

Eh, elbow, shoulder, he'll still no-sell it.

Ziggles, Prime Time Players, and Sandow all stopped wearing pink when WWE decided to RISE ABOVE MALIGNANCIES because Linda needs good publicity.

Looks like only Cena can wear pink and support breast cancer awareness.

Okay, so here's where we drive the point home to even the densest mark...

LoR75: We grezunda'd?

Woot! Well done FWC!

Anyone care to give me a recap on what I missed?

Well...
*Cole and JR on commentary
*AJ wore Chucks again (she's slowly reverting to her Diva identity)
*Heyman proposed to AJ
*Referee Brad "cross between Ricardo and James Marsden" Maddox apologized to CM Punk
*Ziggles vs. Kofi, prefaced by Troof throwing Li'l Jimmy's "soda" in Vickie's face. Ziggles wins it.
*Kane and DBD did role-play therapy with Dr. Shelby at a diner in a pre-tape. The segments were great, and they did a "When Harry Met Sally" tribute with our heroes having a Yes-gasm
*The Prime Time Players had a quick squash on Santino and Zack Ryder
*Mick Foley came out to berate Punk for his heelishess. The two of them exchanged words in a promo clinic
* Miz vs. Ryberg. Who do you think won? That's right... the FOO CHAIN
*AJ informed Ricardo, his chauffeur, and Otunga they would be facing Sheamus and friends in a six-man match. Ricardo (bless his heart) was so excited he ripped off his neck collar in celebration
*Wade Barrett showed Tyson Kidd his business (wait... what?)
*Jerry Lawler was interviewed via satellite from Stately Lawler Manor. He was raspy from the ventilator that had been stuck in his throat, but otherwise looked good for a man who nearly died on basic cable two weeks ago.
*Ricardo, Del Rio and Otunga vs. Sheamus, Botch and Rey Rey. Sheamus Brogue Kicks Otunga into Smackdown for the win
*Lime count - a bit excessive
*The WWE universe is given a choice of names for the Kane/DBD team: Team Teamwork, Team Hell No, and Team Friendship. Despite SW's desparate wishing, they are christened Team Hell No and are summarily attacked by Cody Rhodes and Damien Sandow, who christen themselves the Rhodes Scholars
*Layla/Alicia Fox vs. Eve/Beth Phoenix - Eve lets her sunny side slip for the win. Katelyn reappears to announce that she has seen the security tapes, and the person who Kerriganed her was... BLONDE! Stay tuned true believers.
*Funakasaurus vs. Albertensai - Pumpkins indeed roll as the two grapple until The Big Show makes it to the ring. He WMDs both combatants.
*Cena comes out to solid boos, which he calls "a mixed reaction" He plays the "I might not be well in time for HITC" card until Punk and Heyman comes out to the ring. Punk turns his back and threatened to further injure Cena at the count of five. Cena produces a pipe (PVC painted silver) and strikes Punk in the gut when he turns around. Cena "That's what I call a pipe bomb" Yes, he really said that.
*Punk limps backstage and finds Foley smirking at him. He attacks Foley and turns to go, but something makes him turn and gasp in fear. Was it:
a) A fuming Foley in Cactus Jack mode?
b) The Undertaker her to get those damn kids out of his yard?
c) Ryberg looking for his pinkeye medicine?

Sadly, it was c)

Oh, and replacement refs at the GB/Seahawks game ruined football FOREVER!!!!111!!

NFL's END OF SHOW SWERVE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>RYBACK

On facebook, WWE asked what the fans thought of the Punk/Cena thing

this was my reply --

Punk is open and honest about his intentions.

Cena assaults him with a weapon.

B A Star

you are a puppet: lucasorvis: Ryback reveal....and the crowd is completely silent.

Awed...the word is awed

As in "Awwwwwwwww, not this shiat!"

RYBERG???

Motherf*cking RYBERG ends the show???

Damn you WWE, DAMN YOU. I thought we were getting Taker. FARK YOU VINCE FOR THAT SWERVE

Punk was open and honest about his intentions.

Cena assaulted him with a weapon

Cena assaults Punk with a lead pipe

latest example of faces acting more heel-like than heels.

Wait, shouldn't the heel be the one with the international object?

Punk berating the crowd, old school heel move.

Cena's slurring his words like he got his head clamped between the thighs of one of his corpulent cuties for a bit too long and lost oxygen to his brain.

/were they chanting CM DRUNK?

TheManofPA: John Cena is Obama and Punk is Mitt Romney?

Naah, in Senile Vince's world it's reversed.

TheManofPA: John Cena is Obama and Punk is Mitt Romney?

ok, if that's the case:

Does Punk think it is a good idea to open the windows on a plane at 40,000 feet?

See, Kane was right - he should have risen above fiat currency!

clintster: If you boo Cena, you
-hate America
-hate the troops
-hate kids
-love cancer

Anything else?

refuse to give fat chicks lovin'
pay your roofer
honor your marriage vows

/Cena is stoned, isn't he?

Cena's going to make people root for cancer, isn't he?

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: so... the main event was Albert vs Brodus Clay??

As Gorilla Monsoon used to say about, well, every match he called, it was a match that could main event in any arena in the world.

Coming up, 20 minutes of mike work. Maybe a run-in, but I don't expect much.

irishman4: I'm alright with the Sheamus comparisons.

Now, how does this work, am I supposed to do anything?

Find a belt and photoshop something on it. A Pony, a lime, whatever.

irishman4: Wooooo, first time champion!

A quality win it was. Guess I'll be gracious in defeat and hand over my belt for you to wear now...



/lulz

The_Y2P_Problem: SCREW YOU! I don't need your Gredunza... I'm a proud part of the lineage of this prestigious title! I don't need your Gredunza! 

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In my day, it was the

falcon176: so Brodus has been destroyed by Big Show twice now

Big Show fists Tensai and Brodus, because Kane got himself a young, thin Vegan.

irishman4: gredunza!

Winner! Add this man to the list!

moss covered, three handled Mae Young orgasm gredunza.

Big Show is back....let's make him the third wheel in a DB-Kane lover's quarrel.

the walking DQ is back

Maybe you'll tone down the insane schedule, Jerry. You're not a 25 year old wrestler, anymore. :( We've seen too many guys go too early!

(Jerry's tan is reaching critical mass!)

The_Y2P_Problem: ShiningWizard: PUMPKINS GONNA ROLL!!!

BLUMPKINS ON THE BOWL!

EWWWWWW!!!!

The smark with the Doink shirt was more entertaining than tard kid.

ThirstyCraig: Sara Del Rey is awesome, hope she is given a decent opportunity to shine, now where the heck is Chris Hero???

She can't. WWE Has her under contract and TNA can't get her.

Hey, Brodus and the Drunkadactyls.

TheManofPA: Earguy: Second try at the gredunza

1004th post. You can however post a relevant big breasted woman until then

Oh, duh, it's not gredunza time yet.

Wigs do not exist in the WWE Universe^TM.

is this how they're writing Beth out of the WWE?

robsul82: Beth didn't lose...? Que?

RUSSO SWERVE!

Compared to Stacy Keibler and Sable, these divas are not hot.

TheManofPA: The_Y2P_Problem: Cheesdog: Quicker than a sneeze JR?

Where does he get those from?

JR might as well be calling this match from Oklahoma, because I feel like he's been kind of phoning it in the last couple weeks. There's no real energy there.

He might be getting gun shy. Like he's waiting for Vince to pants him and stick Kane's 3 foot peener up his butt. He's like "wow, I can actual call matches with Cole.....wait, what's the catch"

That's not a brown goatee around his mouth...

silgryphon: ewww Sin Cara has nasty acne on his back

only 195 pounds, with roids?

"shades of Mr. Wrestling II"?

Well, at least classic references didn't completely leave with JBL.

silgryphon: What does Rey's shirt mean?

he's the king of question marks

Grand_Moff_Joseph: silgryphon: JuicePats: I'm claiming the "first FWC member to post in the Raw thread while attending Raw" belt

Pmoney already beat you to that one

Yep, he was first. DougieAXP was first to be seen on TV, I believe.

the first?

REALLY??

JuicePats: Grand_Moff_Joseph: silgryphon: JuicePats: I'm claiming the "first FWC member to post in the Raw thread while attending Raw" belt

Pmoney already beat you to that one

Yep, he was first. DougieAXP was first to be seen on TV, I believe.

Oh shiat, when?

Many moons ago

However, this is our god:

Less Criss Angel, more Kirk Angel

I bet soon, the King will feel like a 14-year-old

akuma976: clintster: akuma976: After watching the Sinister trailer I got to thinking.......

Wouldn't these ghosts stuck in tapes and reels eventually just go away? I mean I havent owned a VHS in years..

Yep. At some point it'll be about as threatening as a ghost stuck in an Edison cylinder.

Now hows about a ghost that friends you on a social media site and then haunts all the Pics you post?

"Trick or Tweet" coming Halloween 2013

Michael Bay just a boner right now and doesn't know why

And now Ricardo Rodriguez's personal announcer - Alberto Del Rio.

MMMMM, Mrs. Earguy makes the best chocolate chip cookies ever.

Still waiting for my Long Live the King shirt, Rise Above Carcinogens wristbands, and Blue Blazer cape to arrive in the mail...

When is JR taking HIS rightful spot behind the desk back from you, Cole?

I wonder if his ring days are over.

Igor Jakovsky: Damn, he doesn't even remember his match...which was a pretty good one btw.

If the docs let him, you know he'll be back for a "final match" that he can remember.

Makes me wonder if he'd be sickly pale without the spray tan.

I thought I was in Aruba. Then Thailand.

The heart attack seems to have made him as orange as classic Hulk Hogan.

ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: my lip balm addiction: Grand_Moff_Joseph: silgryphon: JuicePats: I'm claiming the "first FWC member to post in the Raw thread while attending Raw" belt

Pmoney already beat you to that one

Yep, he was first. DougieAXP was first to be seen on TV, I believe.

I knew JuicePats was the latest, but I was pretty sure he was only 3rd or 4th with the live post.

/still cool though

I think I managed one post from my phone while attending RR 2012...before my phone lost signal again.

Ahhh but have you ever gredunza-ed via phone? Score!

Nope, though someone tried to gredunza from the event with a sign on TV.


Time for the KING!!!!

clintster: I remember the Wrestlemania promo where Kurt Angle and Christy Hemme re-enacted the "When Harry Met Sally". I think Linda gave the I'll have what they're having" line.

Mae did it better.

Mae would also be a better senator for Connecticut.

HA a fan tried to get in!

Wow, Albany, nice FEED ME MORE signs. Such the marky city, it appears.

TheManofPA: Foley only held the belt for 29 days? Man, having to job to HHH sucks.

The one day run from Summerslam '99 to the next night's RAW was only because Austin refused to drop it to Gagne because he thought Gagne didn't deserve it.

Foley's few days as champ meant more than 618 days of a Punk championship reign would.

"I don't know how many countless title shots Cena needs."

Finally.

Mick is more Muppet-like every year.

Hey Mick, isn't it great being in a ring like this, two guys who HHH hates and tries to steal heat from

Oh, hey, look, it's Foley.

Wonder how they're going to bury him.

Anger Management
Friendship is Magic

my lip balm addiction: ShiningWizard: Moodybastard: TheManofPA: Ok, part of me wants to see Kofi spill Troof's soda followed by Troof going heel and nuts about it like Punk once did.

I was waiting for that to happen...

Or Truth get occupied with lil jimme while Kofi looses the match...and then Kofi going heel on Truth.

EVIL KOFI!!!

Something tells me Kofi would rock in heel mode

He could play up the African angle and come out in combat boots and a camo jacket with an AK-47 and a bunch of ammo, smoking a cigar. Maybe get the PTPers to be his minions - the WWE needs some cliques and a black clique led by Colonel Kofi could be a winner.

I like the imagination you put behind that thought but I am getting too much of a KONY vibe from that imagery. Last thing WWE wants is people chanting that every Kofi hits the ramp

my lip balm addiction: FirstNationalBastard: 2 Broke Girls...

Are Kat Dennings' boobs enough to drag one through the 22 minutes of lame comedy?

They are fat boobs, not nice boobs, so "no".

technically, all boobs are fat.

/real ones, of course.

my lip balm addiction: ShiningWizard: Moodybastard: TheManofPA: Ok, part of me wants to see Kofi spill Troof's soda followed by Troof going heel and nuts about it like Punk once did.

I was waiting for that to happen...

Or Truth get occupied with lil jimme while Kofi looses the match...and then Kofi going heel on Truth.

EVIL KOFI!!!

Something tells me Kofi would rock in heel mode

He could play up the African angle and come out in combat boots and a camo jacket with an AK-47 and a bunch of ammo, smoking a cigar. Maybe get the PTPers to be his minions - the WWE needs some cliques and a black clique led by Colonel Kofi could be a winner.

Colonel Kofi DeBeers.

Some Von Erich is getting their foot pulled off.

Moodybastard: That was water?!?!


What kind of cheap fark is Truth?

Can't he spring for a coke for his imaginary friend?

Yes, I like coke, Fark you Punk!

Troof has a history with water and doom.

Criss Angel's assistant was paid by Criss, who was paid by WWE, to tweet "LEAVE LIL' JIMMY ALONE!"

2 Broke Girls...

Are Kat Dennings' boobs enough to drag one through the 22 minutes of lame comedy?

I don't know which is worse... horrible soap cliche story and dialogue, or worse-than-horrible-soap-actress Skipper.

KellyKellyKelly: He just stopped himself from saying "And full of cum," didn't he?

Just barely.

Owangotang: Replacement refs? This is happening? WHAT...IN THE BLUE HELL

Oh, look, it's inept scab referee!

Wonder where they got the idea for this angle?

Oh sweet Cm punk is having a protest sitin

FirstNationalBastard: The Official List of Gredunza Champions
Because Fark you that's why

I'M THE SSSP CHAMPIONS.

I've got your title Captain, and the Brony one is destroyed FRIENDSHIP IS ENDED IN THIS THREAD FOOOOORRRREEVVVVEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Mwahahahahahaha

/got nothing