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(WWE)   Will John Cena's shoulder surgery leave him with only four moves of doom? Is Vince starting his own inept scab ref controversy angle? Will Michael Cole revert to his heel persona when interviewing Jerry Lawler? It's WWE Monday Night Raw, 8 PM on USA   (wwe.com) divider line 124
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2012-09-24 11:07:38 PM
2 votes:

Moodybastard: Foley transforms in to Ryback when he's angry!!!!


He's like Jamie Madrox from X-Factor... you kick Mick Foley, and a Ryberg pops out.
2012-09-24 10:55:00 PM
2 votes:
that was possibly the single stupidest thing Cena has ever said...
2012-09-24 10:52:56 PM
2 votes:
Hate to bring politics in here, but Fark Komen. I'll send my future anti-cancer dollars to anyone BUT them.
2012-09-24 09:34:36 PM
2 votes:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: silgryphon: JuicePats: I'm claiming the "first FWC member to post in the Raw thread while attending Raw" belt

Pmoney already beat you to that one

Yep, he was first. DougieAXP was first to be seen on TV, I believe.


PistolGripPump must be recognized as the one who got actual signs on TV.
2012-09-24 09:00:38 PM
2 votes:
Foley's not wrong so far.
2012-09-24 08:37:18 PM
2 votes:
shiat, Cena had elbow surgery?

Eh, elbow, shoulder, he'll still no-sell it.
2012-09-24 08:22:07 PM
2 votes:
Ziggles, Prime Time Players, and Sandow all stopped wearing pink when WWE decided to RISE ABOVE MALIGNANCIES because Linda needs good publicity.

Looks like only Cena can wear pink and support breast cancer awareness.
2012-09-24 08:07:10 PM
2 votes:
Okay, so here's where we drive the point home to even the densest mark...
2012-09-25 07:46:15 PM
1 votes:

Masterstuff: Watching for Jerry Lawler's interview and DB/Kane got me to watch and keep watching up to Funkasaurus. I have to say that someone in WWE deserves a corner office.

For one, they made Kane relevant. That is no easy task. Kane found his "Married... With Children" moment. It's more than comic relief, it's comic relief that works.
For two, they got Tag Team to be relevant again. It doesn't have to be the lowest tier title right next to US and Divas. I remember a lot of great tag teams from Hart Foundation to Rock and Sock Connection. Just add some freaking importance to the title, make people want it, something.

Has for reading the thread and seeing the ending.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
I Farkin called that Shiat like a month ago! Bunch of fWcers were scared because they knew it'd be true! Ryback is exactly what Vince wants and anything Vince wants Vince gets.


That's the thing isn't it? Who do you like better? Demon Kane or Anger management Kane? Right now I like the latter because the schtick with DB works. I was not a big fan of DBs whiny heel character either. He was great in the ring but I didn't like the persona. I think angry DB is great.

As far as Ryberg, I don't think he's ever going to be over. Wait until he gets on the mic opposite punk. That's his problem among other things. He has no personality other than being a brute. I've seen him exactly once on the mic and I think it was an little interview with creepy Josh. It was just so dull. It will be interesting to see how far Vince takes it. Look at Albert. He got a big push when he came back and it fell completely flat. Now he's back in the low mid card or jobbing. Ryberg is the same way. He either gets mocked or worse gets no reaction at all.
2012-09-25 10:47:23 AM
1 votes:

LoR75: We grezunda'd?

Woot! Well done FWC!

Anyone care to give me a recap on what I missed?


Well...
*Cole and JR on commentary
*AJ wore Chucks again (she's slowly reverting to her Diva identity)
*Heyman proposed to AJ
*Referee Brad "cross between Ricardo and James Marsden" Maddox apologized to CM Punk
*Ziggles vs. Kofi, prefaced by Troof throwing Li'l Jimmy's "soda" in Vickie's face. Ziggles wins it.
*Kane and DBD did role-play therapy with Dr. Shelby at a diner in a pre-tape. The segments were great, and they did a "When Harry Met Sally" tribute with our heroes having a Yes-gasm
*The Prime Time Players had a quick squash on Santino and Zack Ryder
*Mick Foley came out to berate Punk for his heelishess. The two of them exchanged words in a promo clinic
* Miz vs. Ryberg. Who do you think won? That's right... the FOO CHAIN
*AJ informed Ricardo, his chauffeur, and Otunga they would be facing Sheamus and friends in a six-man match. Ricardo (bless his heart) was so excited he ripped off his neck collar in celebration
*Wade Barrett showed Tyson Kidd his business (wait... what?)
*Jerry Lawler was interviewed via satellite from Stately Lawler Manor. He was raspy from the ventilator that had been stuck in his throat, but otherwise looked good for a man who nearly died on basic cable two weeks ago.
*Ricardo, Del Rio and Otunga vs. Sheamus, Botch and Rey Rey. Sheamus Brogue Kicks Otunga into Smackdown for the win
*Lime count - a bit excessive
*The WWE universe is given a choice of names for the Kane/DBD team: Team Teamwork, Team Hell No, and Team Friendship. Despite SW's desparate wishing, they are christened Team Hell No and are summarily attacked by Cody Rhodes and Damien Sandow, who christen themselves the Rhodes Scholars
*Layla/Alicia Fox vs. Eve/Beth Phoenix - Eve lets her sunny side slip for the win. Katelyn reappears to announce that she has seen the security tapes, and the person who Kerriganed her was... BLONDE! Stay tuned true believers.
*Funakasaurus vs. Albertensai - Pumpkins indeed roll as the two grapple until The Big Show makes it to the ring. He WMDs both combatants.
*Cena comes out to solid boos, which he calls "a mixed reaction" He plays the "I might not be well in time for HITC" card until Punk and Heyman comes out to the ring. Punk turns his back and threatened to further injure Cena at the count of five. Cena produces a pipe (PVC painted silver) and strikes Punk in the gut when he turns around. Cena "That's what I call a pipe bomb" Yes, he really said that.
*Punk limps backstage and finds Foley smirking at him. He attacks Foley and turns to go, but something makes him turn and gasp in fear. Was it:
a) A fuming Foley in Cactus Jack mode?
b) The Undertaker her to get those damn kids out of his yard?
c) Ryberg looking for his pinkeye medicine?

Sadly, it was c)

Oh, and replacement refs at the GB/Seahawks game ruined football FOREVER!!!!111!!
2012-09-25 12:10:05 AM
1 votes:
NFL's END OF SHOW SWERVE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>RYBACK
2012-09-24 11:12:08 PM
1 votes:
On facebook, WWE asked what the fans thought of the Punk/Cena thing

this was my reply --

Punk is open and honest about his intentions.

Cena assaults him with a weapon.

B A Star
2012-09-24 11:09:40 PM
1 votes:
This conflict is EASILY avoided.

Punk reminds Ryback that he's still the leader of Nexus, and since Ryback never technically left the Nexus, he has to do what Punk says. Ryback goes "Yup Yup Yup How We Do!" and lays down for him.

Problem. SOLVED.
2012-09-24 11:09:02 PM
1 votes:
Ryback vs The Rock for the WWE title: RR13!

Ryback vs Lesnar for the WWE title: Wrestlemania!

Tell me that DOESN'T sound like Vince.

Then pray I'm wrong.
2012-09-24 11:08:13 PM
1 votes:

you are a puppet: lucasorvis: Ryback reveal....and the crowd is completely silent.

Awed...the word is awed


As in "Awwwwwwwww, not this shiat!"
2012-09-24 11:06:52 PM
1 votes:
RYBERG???

Motherf*cking RYBERG ends the show???
2012-09-24 11:06:49 PM
1 votes:
Damn you WWE, DAMN YOU. I thought we were getting Taker. FARK YOU VINCE FOR THAT SWERVE
2012-09-24 11:05:49 PM
1 votes:
Punk was open and honest about his intentions.

Cena assaulted him with a weapon
2012-09-24 11:04:30 PM
1 votes:
Cena assaults Punk with a lead pipe

latest example of faces acting more heel-like than heels.
2012-09-24 11:04:05 PM
1 votes:
Wait, shouldn't the heel be the one with the international object?
2012-09-24 11:02:07 PM
1 votes:
Punk berating the crowd, old school heel move.
2012-09-24 11:01:14 PM
1 votes:
Cena's slurring his words like he got his head clamped between the thighs of one of his corpulent cuties for a bit too long and lost oxygen to his brain.

/were they chanting CM DRUNK?
2012-09-24 11:00:10 PM
1 votes:

TheManofPA: John Cena is Obama and Punk is Mitt Romney?


Naah, in Senile Vince's world it's reversed.
2012-09-24 11:00:02 PM
1 votes:

TheManofPA: John Cena is Obama and Punk is Mitt Romney?


ok, if that's the case:

Does Punk think it is a good idea to open the windows on a plane at 40,000 feet?
2012-09-24 10:58:57 PM
1 votes:
See, Kane was right - he should have risen above fiat currency!
2012-09-24 10:57:38 PM
1 votes:
i107.photobucket.com
2012-09-24 10:57:12 PM
1 votes:

eagles95: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Hate to bring politics in here, but Fark Komen. I'll send my future anti-cancer dollars to anyone BUT them.

THIS


THAT^
2012-09-24 10:57:07 PM
1 votes:
Good god, that's an ugly child. His parents should be beaten for procreating.
2012-09-24 10:56:48 PM
1 votes:
John Cena, someone has something to say to you
i.ytimg.com
2012-09-24 10:55:02 PM
1 votes:

clintster: If you boo Cena, you
-hate America
-hate the troops
-hate kids
-love cancer

Anything else?


refuse to give fat chicks lovin'
pay your roofer
honor your marriage vows

/Cena is stoned, isn't he?
2012-09-24 10:54:58 PM
1 votes:
Nope. Actually, I hate John more than the Komen foundation after that PG cussing.
2012-09-24 10:53:51 PM
1 votes:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Hate to bring politics in here, but Fark Komen. I'll send my future anti-cancer dollars to anyone BUT them.


THIS
2012-09-24 10:52:53 PM
1 votes:
F*CK CENA
2012-09-24 10:52:50 PM
1 votes:
Sorry John, but I hate the Komen foundation far more than I hate you. You had no control over what you've become. They lost sight of their noble goal and instead became a marketing machine corrupted by evangelicals with a political agenda.
2012-09-24 10:52:36 PM
1 votes:

ThirstyCraig: I bet the crowd would boo Punk if he gives Cena breast cancer.


Vince: That's it, you're Cancer Man Punk
2012-09-24 10:52:18 PM
1 votes:
Cena's going to make people root for cancer, isn't he?
2012-09-24 10:51:21 PM
1 votes:

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: so... the main event was Albert vs Brodus Clay??


As Gorilla Monsoon used to say about, well, every match he called, it was a match that could main event in any arena in the world.
2012-09-24 10:50:46 PM
1 votes:
Coming up, 20 minutes of mike work. Maybe a run-in, but I don't expect much.
2012-09-24 10:50:40 PM
1 votes:

irishman4: I'm alright with the Sheamus comparisons.

Now, how does this work, am I supposed to do anything?


Find a belt and photoshop something on it. A Pony, a lime, whatever.
2012-09-24 10:49:11 PM
1 votes:

irishman4: Wooooo, first time champion!


A quality win it was. Guess I'll be gracious in defeat and hand over my belt for you to wear now...

i1263.photobucket.com

/lulz
2012-09-24 10:48:39 PM
1 votes:

The_Y2P_Problem: SCREW YOU! I don't need your Gredunza... I'm a proud part of the lineage of this prestigious title! I don't need your Gredunza! 

[i1182.photobucket.com image 510x219]


In my day, it was the

i6.photobucket.com
2012-09-24 10:47:24 PM
1 votes:

falcon176: so Brodus has been destroyed by Big Show twice now


Big Show fists Tensai and Brodus, because Kane got himself a young, thin Vegan.
2012-09-24 10:45:51 PM
1 votes:

irishman4: gredunza!


Winner! Add this man to the list!
2012-09-24 10:45:12 PM
1 votes:
moss covered, three handled Mae Young orgasm gredunza.
2012-09-24 10:43:28 PM
1 votes:
Big Show is back....let's make him the third wheel in a DB-Kane lover's quarrel.
2012-09-24 10:43:20 PM
1 votes:
the walking DQ is back
2012-09-24 10:43:00 PM
1 votes:
Maybe you'll tone down the insane schedule, Jerry. You're not a 25 year old wrestler, anymore. :( We've seen too many guys go too early!

(Jerry's tan is reaching critical mass!)
2012-09-24 10:42:19 PM
1 votes:

The_Y2P_Problem: ShiningWizard: PUMPKINS GONNA ROLL!!!

BLUMPKINS ON THE BOWL!


EWWWWWW!!!!
2012-09-24 10:40:51 PM
1 votes:
But isn't Sara Del Rey on Ring of Honor? I could have sworn she was in the main event last Saturday.
2012-09-24 10:40:29 PM
1 votes:
The smark with the Doink shirt was more entertaining than tard kid.
2012-09-24 10:39:23 PM
1 votes:

ThirstyCraig: Sara Del Rey is awesome, hope she is given a decent opportunity to shine, now where the heck is Chris Hero???


She can't. WWE Has her under contract and TNA can't get her.

Hey, Brodus and the Drunkadactyls.
2012-09-24 10:38:01 PM
1 votes:
Sara Del Rey is awesome, hope she is given a decent opportunity to shine, now where the heck is Chris Hero???
2012-09-24 10:37:31 PM
1 votes:

Earguy: Compared to Stacy Keibler and Sable, these divas are not hot.


Keibler, Tori Wilson and Trish Stratus
2012-09-24 10:36:49 PM
1 votes:

TheManofPA: Earguy: Second try at the gredunza

1004th post. You can however post a relevant big breasted woman until then


images.sodahead.com
2012-09-24 10:34:48 PM
1 votes:
Oh, duh, it's not gredunza time yet.
2012-09-24 10:34:45 PM
1 votes:
Wigs do not exist in the WWE UniverseTM.
2012-09-24 10:34:39 PM
1 votes:
is this how they're writing Beth out of the WWE?
2012-09-24 10:34:31 PM
1 votes:

robsul82: Beth didn't lose...? Que?


RUSSO SWERVE!
2012-09-24 10:32:49 PM
1 votes:
Compared to Stacy Keibler and Sable, these divas are not hot.
2012-09-24 10:08:05 PM
1 votes:

TheManofPA: The_Y2P_Problem: Cheesdog: Quicker than a sneeze JR?

Where does he get those from?

JR might as well be calling this match from Oklahoma, because I feel like he's been kind of phoning it in the last couple weeks. There's no real energy there.

He might be getting gun shy. Like he's waiting for Vince to pants him and stick Kane's 3 foot peener up his butt. He's like "wow, I can actual call matches with Cole.....wait, what's the catch"


That's not a brown goatee around his mouth...
2012-09-24 10:07:30 PM
1 votes:

silgryphon: ewww Sin Cara has nasty acne on his back


only 195 pounds, with roids?
2012-09-24 10:05:14 PM
1 votes:
"shades of Mr. Wrestling II"?

Well, at least classic references didn't completely leave with JBL.
2012-09-24 10:04:56 PM
1 votes:

silgryphon: What does Rey's shirt mean?


he's the king of question marks
2012-09-24 10:04:18 PM
1 votes:
They absolutely should NOT let the audience/people at home/internet choose the name of the DBD/Kane tag team. Have we already forgotten the "Hitler Did Nothing Wrong" brand of Mountain Dew debacle? They might end up with a name based entirely on child porn jokes.
2012-09-24 10:03:31 PM
1 votes:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: silgryphon: JuicePats: I'm claiming the "first FWC member to post in the Raw thread while attending Raw" belt

Pmoney already beat you to that one

Yep, he was first. DougieAXP was first to be seen on TV, I believe.


the first?

REALLY??

i205.photobucket.com
2012-09-24 10:00:03 PM
1 votes:

JuicePats: Grand_Moff_Joseph: silgryphon: JuicePats: I'm claiming the "first FWC member to post in the Raw thread while attending Raw" belt

Pmoney already beat you to that one

Yep, he was first. DougieAXP was first to be seen on TV, I believe.

Oh shiat, when?


Many moons ago

However, this is our god:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2012-09-24 09:59:31 PM
1 votes:
Im Chris Angel, and look, I tried makin a joke on dem twitters. Look at me! I am not nearly as creative as the Farkers!
2012-09-24 09:59:25 PM
1 votes:
Less Criss Angel, more Kirk Angel

t.fireden.net
2012-09-24 09:57:43 PM
1 votes:

The_Y2P_Problem: TheManofPA: akuma976: clintster: akuma976: After watching the Sinister trailer I got to thinking.......

Wouldn't these ghosts stuck in tapes and reels eventually just go away? I mean I havent owned a VHS in years..

Yep. At some point it'll be about as threatening as a ghost stuck in an Edison cylinder.

Now hows about a ghost that friends you on a social media site and then haunts all the Pics you post?

"Trick or Tweet" coming Halloween 2013

Michael Bay just a boner right now and doesn't know why

Nah, not enough explosions or potential for girls in their underwear for his liking.


Wait wait wait I can do better.....

So a Teenage girl post Bikini Pics of herself at a lake where a man drowned his son. Her friends notice that besides her duckface, there seems to be a face in the water staring back. 2 days later the girls is found dead.


Trick or Tweet: Death is now Following you
2012-09-24 09:55:15 PM
1 votes:
I bet soon, the King will feel like a 14-year-old
2012-09-24 09:49:34 PM
1 votes:

TheManofPA: akuma976: clintster: akuma976: After watching the Sinister trailer I got to thinking.......

Wouldn't these ghosts stuck in tapes and reels eventually just go away? I mean I havent owned a VHS in years..

Yep. At some point it'll be about as threatening as a ghost stuck in an Edison cylinder.

Now hows about a ghost that friends you on a social media site and then haunts all the Pics you post?

"Trick or Tweet" coming Halloween 2013

Michael Bay just a boner right now and doesn't know why


Nah, not enough explosions or potential for girls in their underwear for his liking.
2012-09-24 09:48:42 PM
1 votes:

akuma976: clintster: akuma976: After watching the Sinister trailer I got to thinking.......

Wouldn't these ghosts stuck in tapes and reels eventually just go away? I mean I havent owned a VHS in years..

Yep. At some point it'll be about as threatening as a ghost stuck in an Edison cylinder.

Now hows about a ghost that friends you on a social media site and then haunts all the Pics you post?

"Trick or Tweet" coming Halloween 2013


Michael Bay just a boner right now and doesn't know why
2012-09-24 09:47:09 PM
1 votes:

clintster: akuma976: After watching the Sinister trailer I got to thinking.......

Wouldn't these ghosts stuck in tapes and reels eventually just go away? I mean I havent owned a VHS in years..

Yep. At some point it'll be about as threatening as a ghost stuck in an Edison cylinder.


Now hows about a ghost that friends you on a social media site and then haunts all the Pics you post?

"Trick or Tweet" coming Halloween 2013
2012-09-24 09:46:39 PM
1 votes:
And now Ricardo Rodriguez's personal announcer - Alberto Del Rio.
2012-09-24 09:46:31 PM
1 votes:
MMMMM, Mrs. Earguy makes the best chocolate chip cookies ever.
2012-09-24 09:46:11 PM
1 votes:
Still waiting for my Long Live the King shirt, Rise Above Carcinogens wristbands, and Blue Blazer cape to arrive in the mail...
2012-09-24 09:46:03 PM
1 votes:

Earguy: I wonder if his ring days are over.


I would have to believe so.
2012-09-24 09:45:43 PM
1 votes:
When is JR taking HIS rightful spot behind the desk back from you, Cole?
2012-09-24 09:44:46 PM
1 votes:
I wonder if his ring days are over.
2012-09-24 09:44:02 PM
1 votes:

Igor Jakovsky: Damn, he doesn't even remember his match...which was a pretty good one btw.


If the docs let him, you know he'll be back for a "final match" that he can remember.
2012-09-24 09:44:00 PM
1 votes:
Makes me wonder if he'd be sickly pale without the spray tan.
2012-09-24 09:43:14 PM
1 votes:
I thought I was in Aruba. Then Thailand.
2012-09-24 09:42:04 PM
1 votes:
The heart attack seems to have made him as orange as classic Hulk Hogan.
2012-09-24 09:41:54 PM
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: If they could swing it, now would be a nice time for Punk to attack Lawler.


My god, it would be perfect....
2012-09-24 09:39:55 PM
1 votes:

ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: my lip balm addiction: Grand_Moff_Joseph: silgryphon: JuicePats: I'm claiming the "first FWC member to post in the Raw thread while attending Raw" belt

Pmoney already beat you to that one

Yep, he was first. DougieAXP was first to be seen on TV, I believe.

I knew JuicePats was the latest, but I was pretty sure he was only 3rd or 4th with the live post.

/still cool though

I think I managed one post from my phone while attending RR 2012...before my phone lost signal again.

Ahhh but have you ever gredunza-ed via phone? Score!


Nope, though someone tried to gredunza from the event with a sign on TV.


Time for the KING!!!!
2012-09-24 09:32:12 PM
1 votes:
Ricardo wrestling?

pointov.files.wordpress.com
2012-09-24 09:31:23 PM
1 votes:

clintster: I remember the Wrestlemania promo where Kurt Angle and Christy Hemme re-enacted the "When Harry Met Sally". I think Linda gave the I'll have what they're having" line.

Mae did it better.


Mae would also be a better senator for Connecticut.
2012-09-24 09:26:43 PM
1 votes:
lol if I was going to jump into a ring, i would definitely choose a ring that didn't have a farkin Ryberg in it.
2012-09-24 09:22:56 PM
1 votes:
HA a fan tried to get in!
2012-09-24 09:20:44 PM
1 votes:
Wow, Albany, nice FEED ME MORE signs. Such the marky city, it appears.
2012-09-24 09:13:06 PM
1 votes:

TheManofPA: Foley only held the belt for 29 days? Man, having to job to HHH sucks.


The one day run from Summerslam '99 to the next night's RAW was only because Austin refused to drop it to Gagne because he thought Gagne didn't deserve it.
2012-09-24 09:11:48 PM
1 votes:
Foley's few days as champ meant more than 618 days of a Punk championship reign would.
2012-09-24 09:10:24 PM
1 votes:
"I don't know how many countless title shots Cena needs."

Finally.
2012-09-24 09:06:55 PM
1 votes:
Hell in a Cell was 14 years ago?

Christ, I'm old.
2012-09-24 09:04:43 PM
1 votes:
Mick is more Muppet-like every year.
2012-09-24 09:04:33 PM
1 votes:
And finally he gets the boos Vince has been seeking
2012-09-24 09:03:37 PM
1 votes:
Sarcasm doesn't translate well in a tweet, Mickles. sorry.
2012-09-24 09:01:56 PM
1 votes:
Hey Mick, isn't it great being in a ring like this, two guys who HHH hates and tries to steal heat from
2012-09-24 09:00:13 PM
1 votes:
Foley will always get a big pop...He still may be my favorite wrassler.
2012-09-24 08:59:04 PM
1 votes:
Oh, hey, look, it's Foley.

Wonder how they're going to bury him.
2012-09-24 08:53:04 PM
1 votes:

ShiningWizard: Igor Jakovsky: ShiningWizard: my lip balm addiction: ShiningWizard: Moodybastard: TheManofPA: Ok, part of me wants to see Kofi spill Troof's soda followed by Troof going heel and nuts about it like Punk once did.

I was waiting for that to happen...

Or Truth get occupied with lil jimme while Kofi looses the match...and then Kofi going heel on Truth.

EVIL KOFI!!!

Something tells me Kofi would rock in heel mode

He could play up the African angle and come out in combat boots and a camo jacket with an AK-47 and a bunch of ammo, smoking a cigar. Maybe get the PTPers to be his minions - the WWE needs some cliques and a black clique led by Colonel Kofi could be a winner.

I like the imagination you put behind that thought but I am getting too much of a KONY vibe from that imagery. Last thing WWE wants is people chanting that every Kofi hits the ramp

Youre average wrasslin fan has no idea who Kony is.

Everyone with the internet knows who Kony is weather they wanted to or not


No, they know OF Kony and probably put it on their facebook page to seem socially aware. They have no idea who or what a Kony really is. Most of them probably thought it was some sort of clown pony.
2012-09-24 08:50:01 PM
1 votes:

ShiningWizard: TheManofPA: The production value in this sketch is greater than the movie with Kane's 3 foot penis

Guess I am finally gonna give into the blue humor from last week...

So who wins in a steel cage match fellas? The Clenis vs. Kane's 3 footer

/already sorry I asked


The Clenis. The Clenis is real and it is horrifying not just because of its appearance, but because of what it is attached to. The 3 footer only lives in Vince's mind, which means the 3 Footer isn't anywhere close to the most disturbing thing kicking around in there.
2012-09-24 08:48:48 PM
1 votes:

Moodybastard: The_Y2P_Problem: I doubt that Diner has anything that fits a vegan diet.

I thought I heard he and Punk had given up the vegan thing. That it was just too hard to maintain on the road.


He's still vegan at home, and I think he tries to stay vegetarian on the road.

I prefer to think he woke up in bed next to a pile of bacon rinds, wondering what the hell happened last night.
2012-09-24 08:47:46 PM
1 votes:
Anger Management
Friendship is Magic
2012-09-24 08:47:34 PM
1 votes:
SAVE US Y2J GOATFACE AND THE FREAK!
2012-09-24 08:39:07 PM
1 votes:
Just got here, and the first thing I see is JR. Right on.
2012-09-24 08:37:02 PM
1 votes:
Need to put a heel over to look good? Send in Kofi.
Need to put a face over to look good? Send in Ziggler.
2012-09-24 08:36:41 PM
1 votes:

my lip balm addiction: ShiningWizard: Moodybastard: TheManofPA: Ok, part of me wants to see Kofi spill Troof's soda followed by Troof going heel and nuts about it like Punk once did.

I was waiting for that to happen...

Or Truth get occupied with lil jimme while Kofi looses the match...and then Kofi going heel on Truth.

EVIL KOFI!!!

Something tells me Kofi would rock in heel mode

He could play up the African angle and come out in combat boots and a camo jacket with an AK-47 and a bunch of ammo, smoking a cigar. Maybe get the PTPers to be his minions - the WWE needs some cliques and a black clique led by Colonel Kofi could be a winner.


I like the imagination you put behind that thought but I am getting too much of a KONY vibe from that imagery. Last thing WWE wants is people chanting that every Kofi hits the ramp
2012-09-24 08:36:32 PM
1 votes:

my lip balm addiction: FirstNationalBastard: 2 Broke Girls...

Are Kat Dennings' boobs enough to drag one through the 22 minutes of lame comedy?

They are fat boobs, not nice boobs, so "no".


technically, all boobs are fat.

/real ones, of course.
2012-09-24 08:35:20 PM
1 votes:

my lip balm addiction: ShiningWizard: Moodybastard: TheManofPA: Ok, part of me wants to see Kofi spill Troof's soda followed by Troof going heel and nuts about it like Punk once did.

I was waiting for that to happen...

Or Truth get occupied with lil jimme while Kofi looses the match...and then Kofi going heel on Truth.

EVIL KOFI!!!

Something tells me Kofi would rock in heel mode

He could play up the African angle and come out in combat boots and a camo jacket with an AK-47 and a bunch of ammo, smoking a cigar. Maybe get the PTPers to be his minions - the WWE needs some cliques and a black clique led by Colonel Kofi could be a winner.


More likely Kofi would become a millionaire by convincing the other superstars to wire him money so he can help his cousin in Nigeria get his money out of the country.
2012-09-24 08:34:59 PM
1 votes:

my lip balm addiction: ShiningWizard: Moodybastard: TheManofPA: Ok, part of me wants to see Kofi spill Troof's soda followed by Troof going heel and nuts about it like Punk once did.

I was waiting for that to happen...

Or Truth get occupied with lil jimme while Kofi looses the match...and then Kofi going heel on Truth.

EVIL KOFI!!!

Something tells me Kofi would rock in heel mode

He could play up the African angle and come out in combat boots and a camo jacket with an AK-47 and a bunch of ammo, smoking a cigar. Maybe get the PTPers to be his minions - the WWE needs some cliques and a black clique led by Colonel Kofi could be a winner.


Colonel Kofi DeBeers.

Some Von Erich is getting their foot pulled off.
2012-09-24 08:34:12 PM
1 votes:

ShiningWizard: Moodybastard: TheManofPA: Ok, part of me wants to see Kofi spill Troof's soda followed by Troof going heel and nuts about it like Punk once did.

I was waiting for that to happen...

Or Truth get occupied with lil jimme while Kofi looses the match...and then Kofi going heel on Truth.

EVIL KOFI!!!

Something tells me Kofi would rock in heel mode


He could play up the African angle and come out in combat boots and a camo jacket with an AK-47 and a bunch of ammo, smoking a cigar. Maybe get the PTPers to be his minions - the WWE needs some cliques and a black clique led by Colonel Kofi could be a winner.
2012-09-24 08:31:27 PM
1 votes:

Moodybastard: That was water?!?!


What kind of cheap fark is Truth?

Can't he spring for a coke for his imaginary friend?

Yes, I like coke, Fark you Punk!


Troof has a history with water and doom.
2012-09-24 08:30:06 PM
1 votes:
Criss Angel's assistant was paid by Criss, who was paid by WWE, to tweet "LEAVE LIL' JIMMY ALONE!"
2012-09-24 08:28:41 PM
1 votes:
2 Broke Girls...

Are Kat Dennings' boobs enough to drag one through the 22 minutes of lame comedy?
2012-09-24 08:28:19 PM
1 votes:
Scab ref jokes
Mocking Marriage Proposals
Vickie making faces at an imaginary child

Where does this go from here? My imagination of how crappy they need to get by the end of show is stuck without introducing an actual orangutan or having Handteen come back and wrestle for the Diva's Championship. Or- both - have handteen wrestle an Orangutan for the Diva's belt.
2012-09-24 08:20:22 PM
1 votes:
I don't know which is worse... horrible soap cliche story and dialogue, or worse-than-horrible-soap-actress Skipper.
2012-09-24 08:15:23 PM
1 votes:

KellyKellyKelly: He just stopped himself from saying "And full of cum," didn't he?


Just barely.
2012-09-24 08:10:33 PM
1 votes:

Owangotang: Replacement refs? This is happening? WHAT...IN THE BLUE HELL


whatistheexcel.com
2012-09-24 08:09:30 PM
1 votes:
Replacement refs? This is happening? WHAT...IN THE BLUE HELL
2012-09-24 08:08:02 PM
1 votes:
yup FNB, there ya go. Ooooh former XFL owner takes a shot at the NFL.

/also be a star punk.
2012-09-24 08:03:29 PM
1 votes:
Oh, look, it's inept scab referee!

Wonder where they got the idea for this angle?
2012-09-24 08:01:07 PM
1 votes:
Oh sweet Cm punk is having a protest sitin
2012-09-24 07:23:58 PM
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: The Official List of Gredunza Champions
Because Fark you that's why


I'M THE SSSP CHAMPIONS.

I've got your title Captain, and the Brony one is destroyed FRIENDSHIP IS ENDED IN THIS THREAD FOOOOORRRREEVVVVEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Mwahahahahahaha

/got nothing
 
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