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(WWE)   Will John Cena's shoulder surgery leave him with only four moves of doom? Is Vince starting his own inept scab ref controversy angle? Will Michael Cole revert to his heel persona when interviewing Jerry Lawler? It's WWE Monday Night Raw, 8 PM on USA   (wwe.com) divider line 1273
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2012-09-24 08:31:27 PM  

Moodybastard: That was water?!?!


What kind of cheap fark is Truth?

Can't he spring for a coke for his imaginary friend?

Yes, I like coke, Fark you Punk!


Troof has a history with water and doom.
 
2012-09-24 08:31:31 PM  

Moodybastard: That was water?!?!


What kind of cheap fark is Truth?

Can't he spring for a coke for his imaginary friend?

Yes, I like coke, Fark you Punk!


should have made it 7-up

Want a 7 vicki?
no
UP YOURS

throws it at her
 
2012-09-24 08:32:23 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: 2 Broke Girls...

Are Kat Dennings' boobs enough to drag one through the 22 minutes of lame comedy?


Well no but she was so awesome in Defendor that I would give that show a chance if it wasn't on opposite this. I imagine she plays a slightly different character on tv though, lulz
 
2012-09-24 08:32:23 PM  

Moodybastard: That was water?!?!


What kind of cheap fark is Truth?

Can't he spring for a coke for his imaginary friend?

Yes, I like coke, Fark you Punk!


You know how Little Jimmy gets when he's had too much sugar. Running around every where, bouncing on the bed in the hotel room, won't take his bath. It's a real pain.
 
2012-09-24 08:33:06 PM  
Actually not that bad a match here, once the initial silliness was done with.
 
2012-09-24 08:33:09 PM  
If this were Saturday Morning Slam, that cross body would have won it!
 
2012-09-24 08:34:12 PM  

ShiningWizard: Moodybastard: TheManofPA: Ok, part of me wants to see Kofi spill Troof's soda followed by Troof going heel and nuts about it like Punk once did.

I was waiting for that to happen...

Or Truth get occupied with lil jimme while Kofi looses the match...and then Kofi going heel on Truth.

EVIL KOFI!!!

Something tells me Kofi would rock in heel mode


He could play up the African angle and come out in combat boots and a camo jacket with an AK-47 and a bunch of ammo, smoking a cigar. Maybe get the PTPers to be his minions - the WWE needs some cliques and a black clique led by Colonel Kofi could be a winner.
 
2012-09-24 08:34:48 PM  
Pretty good farkin match
 
2012-09-24 08:34:59 PM  

my lip balm addiction: ShiningWizard: Moodybastard: TheManofPA: Ok, part of me wants to see Kofi spill Troof's soda followed by Troof going heel and nuts about it like Punk once did.

I was waiting for that to happen...

Or Truth get occupied with lil jimme while Kofi looses the match...and then Kofi going heel on Truth.

EVIL KOFI!!!

Something tells me Kofi would rock in heel mode

He could play up the African angle and come out in combat boots and a camo jacket with an AK-47 and a bunch of ammo, smoking a cigar. Maybe get the PTPers to be his minions - the WWE needs some cliques and a black clique led by Colonel Kofi could be a winner.


Colonel Kofi DeBeers.

Some Von Erich is getting their foot pulled off.
 
2012-09-24 08:35:15 PM  
Yes, just like the 8:30 main events of old.
 
2012-09-24 08:35:20 PM  

my lip balm addiction: ShiningWizard: Moodybastard: TheManofPA: Ok, part of me wants to see Kofi spill Troof's soda followed by Troof going heel and nuts about it like Punk once did.

I was waiting for that to happen...

Or Truth get occupied with lil jimme while Kofi looses the match...and then Kofi going heel on Truth.

EVIL KOFI!!!

Something tells me Kofi would rock in heel mode

He could play up the African angle and come out in combat boots and a camo jacket with an AK-47 and a bunch of ammo, smoking a cigar. Maybe get the PTPers to be his minions - the WWE needs some cliques and a black clique led by Colonel Kofi could be a winner.


More likely Kofi would become a millionaire by convincing the other superstars to wire him money so he can help his cousin in Nigeria get his money out of the country.
 
2012-09-24 08:35:20 PM  
Ziggler sold J.R. announcing it as a main event
 
2012-09-24 08:35:29 PM  

silgryphon: Pretty good farkin match


Yup, these two can put on a show when they aren't saddled with something goofy
 
2012-09-24 08:35:37 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: 2 Broke Girls...

Are Kat Dennings' boobs enough to drag one through the 22 minutes of lame comedy?


They are fat boobs, not nice boobs, so "no".
 
2012-09-24 08:36:32 PM  

my lip balm addiction: FirstNationalBastard: 2 Broke Girls...

Are Kat Dennings' boobs enough to drag one through the 22 minutes of lame comedy?

They are fat boobs, not nice boobs, so "no".


technically, all boobs are fat.

/real ones, of course.
 
2012-09-24 08:36:41 PM  

my lip balm addiction: ShiningWizard: Moodybastard: TheManofPA: Ok, part of me wants to see Kofi spill Troof's soda followed by Troof going heel and nuts about it like Punk once did.

I was waiting for that to happen...

Or Truth get occupied with lil jimme while Kofi looses the match...and then Kofi going heel on Truth.

EVIL KOFI!!!

Something tells me Kofi would rock in heel mode

He could play up the African angle and come out in combat boots and a camo jacket with an AK-47 and a bunch of ammo, smoking a cigar. Maybe get the PTPers to be his minions - the WWE needs some cliques and a black clique led by Colonel Kofi could be a winner.


I like the imagination you put behind that thought but I am getting too much of a KONY vibe from that imagery. Last thing WWE wants is people chanting that every Kofi hits the ramp
 
2012-09-24 08:36:53 PM  
Man, matches are nice when the announcers are hyping the match instead of bad mouthing each other, screaming or talking about Cena.
 
2012-09-24 08:37:02 PM  
Need to put a heel over to look good? Send in Kofi.
Need to put a face over to look good? Send in Ziggler.
 
2012-09-24 08:37:18 PM  
shiat, Cena had elbow surgery?

Eh, elbow, shoulder, he'll still no-sell it.
 
2012-09-24 08:37:31 PM  

ShiningWizard: my lip balm addiction: ShiningWizard: Moodybastard: TheManofPA: Ok, part of me wants to see Kofi spill Troof's soda followed by Troof going heel and nuts about it like Punk once did.

I was waiting for that to happen...

Or Truth get occupied with lil jimme while Kofi looses the match...and then Kofi going heel on Truth.

EVIL KOFI!!!

Something tells me Kofi would rock in heel mode

He could play up the African angle and come out in combat boots and a camo jacket with an AK-47 and a bunch of ammo, smoking a cigar. Maybe get the PTPers to be his minions - the WWE needs some cliques and a black clique led by Colonel Kofi could be a winner.

I like the imagination you put behind that thought but I am getting too much of a KONY vibe from that imagery. Last thing WWE wants is people chanting that every Kofi hits the ramp


I don't know. He's used to hanging out with the Invisible Children.
 
2012-09-24 08:37:57 PM  
So who comes first Cena or Lawler
 
2012-09-24 08:37:57 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: my lip balm addiction: ShiningWizard: Moodybastard: TheManofPA: Ok, part of me wants to see Kofi spill Troof's soda followed by Troof going heel and nuts about it like Punk once did.

I was waiting for that to happen...

Or Truth get occupied with lil jimme while Kofi looses the match...and then Kofi going heel on Truth.

EVIL KOFI!!!

Something tells me Kofi would rock in heel mode

He could play up the African angle and come out in combat boots and a camo jacket with an AK-47 and a bunch of ammo, smoking a cigar. Maybe get the PTPers to be his minions - the WWE needs some cliques and a black clique led by Colonel Kofi could be a winner.

More likely Kofi would become a millionaire by convincing the other superstars to wire him money so he can help his cousin in Nigeria get his money out of the country.


LOL, I like it. But he's Ghanian, not Nigerian.
 
2012-09-24 08:38:35 PM  

my lip balm addiction: FirstNationalBastard: 2 Broke Girls...

Are Kat Dennings' boobs enough to drag one through the 22 minutes of lame comedy?

They are fat boobs, not nice boobs, so "no".


Boobs in question
slightly nsf

and absolutely not safe for work
 
2012-09-24 08:38:35 PM  

my lip balm addiction: The_Y2P_Problem: my lip balm addiction: ShiningWizard: Moodybastard: TheManofPA: Ok, part of me wants to see Kofi spill Troof's soda followed by Troof going heel and nuts about it like Punk once did.

I was waiting for that to happen...

Or Truth get occupied with lil jimme while Kofi looses the match...and then Kofi going heel on Truth.

EVIL KOFI!!!

Something tells me Kofi would rock in heel mode

He could play up the African angle and come out in combat boots and a camo jacket with an AK-47 and a bunch of ammo, smoking a cigar. Maybe get the PTPers to be his minions - the WWE needs some cliques and a black clique led by Colonel Kofi could be a winner.

More likely Kofi would become a millionaire by convincing the other superstars to wire him money so he can help his cousin in Nigeria get his money out of the country.

LOL, I like it. But he's Ghanian, not Nigerian.


Yeah, and he was Jamaican first!
 
2012-09-24 08:39:07 PM  
Just got here, and the first thing I see is JR. Right on.
 
2012-09-24 08:39:12 PM  

silgryphon: So who comes first Cena or Lawler


In Japan, men come first, women come second.
 
2012-09-24 08:39:18 PM  

ShiningWizard: my lip balm addiction: ShiningWizard: Moodybastard: TheManofPA: Ok, part of me wants to see Kofi spill Troof's soda followed by Troof going heel and nuts about it like Punk once did.

I was waiting for that to happen...

Or Truth get occupied with lil jimme while Kofi looses the match...and then Kofi going heel on Truth.

EVIL KOFI!!!

Something tells me Kofi would rock in heel mode

He could play up the African angle and come out in combat boots and a camo jacket with an AK-47 and a bunch of ammo, smoking a cigar. Maybe get the PTPers to be his minions - the WWE needs some cliques and a black clique led by Colonel Kofi could be a winner.

I like the imagination you put behind that thought but I am getting too much of a KONY vibe from that imagery. Last thing WWE wants is people chanting that every Kofi hits the ramp


Yeah, that might not help Linda much, lol.
 
2012-09-24 08:39:38 PM  

silgryphon: So who comes first Cena or Lawler


If there's a fat chick, Cena. Young'un, Lawler.
 
2012-09-24 08:39:39 PM  
20 minutes!

Anything to look for in the first hour?
 
2012-09-24 08:40:03 PM  

you are a puppet: silgryphon: So who comes first Cena or Lawler

In Japan, men come first, women come second.


Or sometimes not at all, baby!
 
2012-09-24 08:40:35 PM  

my lip balm addiction: ShiningWizard: my lip balm addiction: ShiningWizard: Moodybastard: TheManofPA: Ok, part of me wants to see Kofi spill Troof's soda followed by Troof going heel and nuts about it like Punk once did.

I was waiting for that to happen...

Or Truth get occupied with lil jimme while Kofi looses the match...and then Kofi going heel on Truth.

EVIL KOFI!!!

Something tells me Kofi would rock in heel mode

He could play up the African angle and come out in combat boots and a camo jacket with an AK-47 and a bunch of ammo, smoking a cigar. Maybe get the PTPers to be his minions - the WWE needs some cliques and a black clique led by Colonel Kofi could be a winner.

I like the imagination you put behind that thought but I am getting too much of a KONY vibe from that imagery. Last thing WWE wants is people chanting that every Kofi hits the ramp

Yeah, that might not help Linda much, lol.


She's not going to win anyway, might as well go with a Nation of Obliteration angle
 
2012-09-24 08:40:37 PM  

Moodybastard: Boobs in question
slightly nsf

and absolutely not safe for work


I will never, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEver tire of boobs like that on a girl that rocks the hourglass figure.
 
2012-09-24 08:40:40 PM  

tbaughm: Need to put a heel over to look good? Send in Kofi.
Need to put a face over to look good? Send in Ziggler.


Need to put a 30-years past his prime wrestler over to look good? Send in the One Man Southern Rock Band!
 
2012-09-24 08:40:48 PM  

you are a puppet: silgryphon: So who comes first Cena or Lawler

In Japan, men come first, women come second.


Or sometimes not at all.

/yeah, baby!
 
2012-09-24 08:41:08 PM  

Tenor Reaper: 20 minutes!

Anything to look for in the first hour?


Pretty pretty scab ref.
 
2012-09-24 08:41:11 PM  

Tenor Reaper: 20 minutes!

Anything to look for in the first hour?


The awesomeness that was CM Punk and Paul Heyman to kick off the show and a damn solid Ziggler/Kofi match. Plus the return of psycho AJ. Actually, I can't biatch about anything on the show so far. That's a good start.
 
2012-09-24 08:41:45 PM  
WHAR HAROLD WHAR
 
2012-09-24 08:41:54 PM  
Kanger Management time.
 
2012-09-24 08:42:02 PM  
RECAPS!
 
2012-09-24 08:42:04 PM  
Wait, more people downloaded the WWE app over the WATCH ESPN APP where you can actually watch ESPN on your phone? I don't believe that one.
 
2012-09-24 08:42:48 PM  

Just here to post this...

www.john-cena-posters.com

MY TIME IS UP! MY TIME IS NOW! YOU CAN'T SEE ME CAUSE I'M INJURED NOW!
 
2012-09-24 08:42:56 PM  

Tenor Reaper: 20 minutes!

Anything to look for in the first hour?


I enjoyed the opening.
 
2012-09-24 08:44:03 PM  
Ya, this was epic...the rain of chairs, the demolition of the tag team division and then the tag team champions falling apart.


I loved that the Doc screamed at them and took control. I'm waiting to find out he is some sort of evil bastard.....
 
2012-09-24 08:44:31 PM  
A diner? They're not in Jersey!
 
2012-09-24 08:44:41 PM  
I doubt that Diner has anything that fits a vegan diet.
 
2012-09-24 08:44:49 PM  
That's not grammar correct
 
2012-09-24 08:44:53 PM  
The production value in this sketch is greater than the movie with Kane's 3 foot penis
 
2012-09-24 08:44:57 PM  
"...that's... not even grammatically correct."
 
2012-09-24 08:45:11 PM  
Flo Kane would like to take your order.
 
2012-09-24 08:45:31 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: I doubt that Diner has anything that fits a vegan diet.


I thought I heard he and Punk had given up the vegan thing. That it was just too hard to maintain on the road.
 
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