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2012-09-24 09:21:55 AM  
Why do they still have face/heel commentators in 2012?
 
2012-09-24 09:26:27 AM  

cman: Why do they still have face/heel commentators in 2012?


Tonight's team is JR and Cole, so I fully expect Cole to be heeling it up again.
 
2012-09-24 09:27:47 AM  
Nothing tonight will equal the awesome ending to Tuesday/Friday night Smackdown that Team Hug-it-Out gave us.

Evil grins as Bryan handed Kane a chair to lay out Damien Sandow. I don;t remember how the 2nd chair got involved, but then Sandow took 19 straight chair shots as Bryan and Kane traded off. Just Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!

Then the rest of the tag team division (PTP, Mexicans, Sandow/Rhodes, some other guys who came out) got laid out by about 20 more chair shots as they all came out. After surveying the carnage, Kane grabes both belts, then decides to give one to Bryan, leading to a hug and then..."I'm the Tag TeamChampions!", "No, I'm the Tag Team Champions!", "I'm the Tag Team...".

Great ending. I was giggling madly as I watched it all!
 
2012-09-24 09:30:10 AM  
Oh, and some of the bigger news of the weekend...

The sheets are saying Beth Phoenix is jobbing her way out of the E, and will be gone by the end of October, leaving the Diva's division a vast wasteland of suck with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
 
2012-09-24 09:32:53 AM  
Seriously, go to http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/2012-09-21/results-26053038/page-8 and watch some of it. It was great!

/Samoans
//Gabriel and Tyson Kidd
///the other teams decimated
 
2012-09-24 09:35:13 AM  
So we joke a lot in this thread about all the possible ways the Dems could use WWE against Linda. I still thinking the barking like a dog one is a gem.

I did not think though they would go this route of "She's a Job Killer"

One angle that Linda McMahon's political adversaries have hammered the U.S. Senate hopeful with is the sizable number of wrestlers who worked for WWE while she reigned as CEO to die prematurely. She is being called out again on the matter as a political action committee in support of her Democratic opponent, Chris Murphy, has released a video entitled "Job Killer."

The Democratic Super PAC Progress Connecticut notes in the enclosed video, "Since 2002, at least 28 athletes who worked for Linda McMahon's WWE died before reaching the age of 50 from suicide, drug overdose, heart attacks and other medical causes. Based on her record of achievement at the WWE she wants to represent Connecticut in the U.S. Senate."

In particular, the group takes McMahon to task over the 2007 death of Chris Benoit. Enclosed is a clip noting the late wrestler's dependency on "drugs, amphetamines, painkillers, steroids, and more." A clip is then shown of Michael Benoit recalling a conversation he had questioning his son on his drug usage.

"His response to me at the time was, "Dad, if I want a job, I have to," states Michael in the clip.
 
2012-09-24 01:31:13 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: cman: Why do they still have face/heel commentators in 2012?

Tonight's team is JR and Cole, so I fully expect Cole to be heeling it up again.


JBL can't get back from Kilimanjaro fast enough.
 
2012-09-24 01:40:17 PM  
You know, with Punk complaining a lot in this latest heel turn, perhaps he needs to be cheered up with a 'This is Your Life' segment. :D
 
2012-09-24 02:55:50 PM  
A) Can't believe Cena is such a hard worker he'll be doing Raw tonight
B) That really worries me for his long-term health/outcomes that he pushes or is pushed that hard
C) Wonder who will fight Punk at HITC? Ideally they use it as an excuse not to give Cena an immediate rematch at a boring PPV anyhow. Now Cena can take the belt at SS and stop Punk from getting to one solid year (which allows for a great buildup story)

Cena should F with the smarks and name Dolph Ziggler or REALLY F with the marks and give us.....ZACK RYDER! Can you imagine how this thread would explode if that happened?

In conclusion, CM Punk called AJ this weekend at a house show by AJ Styles real name, is he just messing with us now?
 
2012-09-24 04:24:34 PM  

TheManofPA: In conclusion, CM Punk called AJ this weekend at a house show by AJ Styles real name, is he just messing with us now?


lolwut

[citation needed]
 
2012-09-24 04:39:46 PM  
Heh.

Macho Man Air Jordans, definitely inspired by his post-Macho King 1992-1993 run

4.sescoops.com
 
2012-09-24 05:34:42 PM  

ThatGuyGreg: TheManofPA: In conclusion, CM Punk called AJ this weekend at a house show by AJ Styles real name, is he just messing with us now?

lolwut

[citation needed]


Dirt sheets:
At Sunday's Raw live event in Worcester, Massachusetts, WWE Champion CM Punk made an obscure reference to a TNA Wrestling talent.

The show opened with Punk and Raw General Manager AJ Lee discussing the night's main event since Punk's originally scheduled opponent, John Cena, was unable to appear due to injury. During the verbal exchange, Punk referred to Lee as "Allen Jones," the real name of AJ Styles.
 
2012-09-24 05:37:42 PM  

TheManofPA: ThatGuyGreg: TheManofPA: In conclusion, CM Punk called AJ this weekend at a house show by AJ Styles real name, is he just messing with us now?

lolwut

[citation needed]

Dirt sheets:
At Sunday's Raw live event in Worcester, Massachusetts, WWE Champion CM Punk made an obscure reference to a TNA Wrestling talent.



Ah, yes, the same hypocritical jerk-off who bashes fans on the internet for thinking they're smart.
 
2012-09-24 07:05:04 PM  

my lip balm addiction: Seriously, go to http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/2012-09-21/results-26053038/page-8 and watch some of it. It was great!

/Samoans
//Gabriel and Tyson Kidd
///the other teams decimated


For one beautiful week in September, the penny belts mattered again
 
2012-09-24 07:10:01 PM  
Hi guys! We're 2 hours from showtime here in Canada, so I'm playing Tekken Tag Tournament 2 and wanting to break my controller in half XO
 
2012-09-24 07:13:56 PM  

TheManofPA: my lip balm addiction: Seriously, go to http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/2012-09-21/results-26053038/page-8 and watch some of it. It was great!

/Samoans
//Gabriel and Tyson Kidd
///the other teams decimated

For one beautiful week in September, the penny belts mattered again


Speaking of belts that matter, LET'S LIGHT IT UP!!!
i1263.photobucket.com
THE CHAMP... IS... HERE!!!

...well kinda anyway. I am working late tonight so I will be absent for most of the show *sad panda*
Hopefully I will make it to my bro's place before Punk is forced to wrestle Big Show cause Cena has a bad wing now.
 
2012-09-24 07:14:45 PM  
iforce.co.nz
 
2012-09-24 07:18:16 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Heh.

Macho Man Air Jordans, definitely inspired by his post-Macho King 1992-1993 run

[4.sescoops.com image 570x432]


Those are awesome. The part about getting mugged for my Air Jordans? Not so much.

"... from the Harley Races, to the Barry Windhams... to the Ric Flairs..."

"Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"


i70.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-24 07:18:54 PM  
This isn't a sport and I hate you all. Seriously? You aren't 12 losers.
 
2012-09-24 07:20:13 PM  

admvernclark: This isn't a sport and I hate you all. Seriously? You aren't 12 losers.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-24 07:21:30 PM  

ShiningWizard: TheManofPA: my lip balm addiction: Seriously, go to http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/2012-09-21/results-26053038/page-8 and watch some of it. It was great!

/Samoans
//Gabriel and Tyson Kidd
///the other teams decimated

For one beautiful week in September, the penny belts mattered again

Speaking of belts that matter, LET'S LIGHT IT UP!!!
[i1263.photobucket.com image 500x500]
THE CHAMP... IS... HERE!!!

...well kinda anyway. I am working late tonight so I will be absent for most of the show *sad panda*
Hopefully I will make it to my bro's place before Punk is forced to wrestle Big Show cause Cena has a bad wing now.


And speaking of, since you asked for it last week...

The Official List of Gredunza Champions
Because Fark you that's why

08/29/11 - Dougie AXP
08/30/11 - Dougie AXP
09/05/11 - FirstNationalBastard
09/12/11 - FirstNationalBastard
09/18/11 - Leader O'Cola
09/19/11 - Master P but not that one
09/26/11 - Teh-Yak
10/02/11 - Jim from Saint Paul
10/03/11 - nyrkah1
10/10/11 - nyrkah1
10/17/11 - Not Eric
10/23/11 - Dougie AXP
10/24/11 - hobblekitty
10/31/11 - HodieTeck
11/07/11 - Eddie T. Head
11/14/11 - silgryphon
11/20/11 - LegacyDL (1004)
11/20/11 - Verbaltoxin (2008)
11/21/11 - Dumb-Ass-Monkey
11/28/11 - Jim from Saint Paul
11/29/11 - Jim from Saint Paul
12/05/11 - Verbaltoxin
12/12/11 - DaFlava737
12/18/11 - Eddie T. Head
12/19/11 - nyrkah1
12/26/11 - Jim from Saint Paul
01/02/12 - silgryphon (1004)
01/02/12 - Ed Becker (2008)
01/09/12 - MagSeven
01/16/12 - No Line For Beer
01/23/12 - silgryphon
01/29/12 - nyrkah1 (1004)
01/29/12 - Dougie AXP (2008)
01/30/12 - nyrkah1
02/06/12 - Igor Jakovsky (1004)
02/09/12 - SharkTrager (2008)
02/13/12 - nyrkah1 (1004)
02/14/12 - SharkTrager (2008)
02/19/12 - FirstNationalBastard
02/20/12 - Dr J Zoidberg (1004)
02/21/12 - FirstNationalBastard (2008)
02/27/12 - nyrkah1 (1004)
03/01/12 - FirstNationalBastard (2008)
03/05/12 - Fisty Bum (1004)
03/06/12 - *TITLE VACATED* by the office of Zombie Jack Tunney due to the inconclusive nature of the finish of the bout
03/07/12 - Shark Trager (2008)
03/12/12 - one of those (1004)
03/15/12 - P-Money All $tar (2008)
03/19/12 - Russ Feingold's Brass Balls
03/26/12 - nyrkah1
04/01/12 - NotEric (1004)
04/01/12 - Grand_Moff_Joseph (2008)
04/01/12 - nyrkah1 (3012)
04/02/12 - FinFangFark (4016)
04/02/12 - TheManofPA (1004)
04/02/12 - slamjack (2008)
04/09/12 - Belt is declared VACANT after reigning champion slamjack retains his belt with post 1004, but tosses it in a river due to the sheer horribleness that was the 04/09/12 RAW
04/12/12 - Ed Becker
04/16/12 - HeartBurnKid
04/23/12 - nyrkah1
04/29/12 - Sbdolan (1004)
04/29/12 - Botch (2008)
04/30/12 - slamjack
05/07/12 - lurch_E_bean was awarded title by the office of Zombie Jack Tunney due to simultaneous posting with an intentional botcher.
05/14/12 - Vince Russo Botch
05/20/12 - FirstNationalBastard (1004)
05/20/12 - SharkTrager and slamjack (2008) retroactively declared co-holders of the Gredunza since records from this era are spotty, at best.
05/21/12 - Fisty Bum
05/28/12 - Moodybastard
06/04/12 - Dougie AXP
06/10/12 - FirstNationalBastard (Rare TNA Gredunza)
06/11/12 - Jonny Chimpo (1004)
06/14/12 - Representative of the unwashed masses (2008)
06/17/12 - Jonny Chimpo
06/18/12 - Botch (1004)
06/18/12 - Grand_Moff_Joseph (2008)
06/25/12 - tbaughm
07/02/12 - Slamjack was awarded the Gredunza this night by the office of Zombie Jack Tunney. Even though he only posted a Reverse Arquette, the matter of missing posts and unsure postcounts from many because of the missing posts means that a Reverse Arquette was good enough to get the Gredunza.
07/03/12 - FirstNationalBastard (final Gredunza before the split)

07/09/12 - P-Money All $tar
07/15/12 - Jim from Saint Paul
07/16/12 - ShiningWizard
07/23/12 - eddievercetti (1004)
07/23/12 - Botch (2008)
07/30/12 - ShiningWizard
08/07/12 - FinFangFark
08/13/12 - botch
08/19/12 - On the first anniversary of the founding of the Gredunza title at Summerslam 2011, the thread could not even make it to 1,004 posts.
08/20/12 - eddievercetti
08/27/12 - FirstNationalBastard
09/03/12 - Rhames
09/10/12 - Lawler Gredunza. No title defense.
09/16/12 - DeusFlac
09/17/12 - ShiningWizard
 
2012-09-24 07:23:58 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: The Official List of Gredunza Champions
Because Fark you that's why


I'M THE SSSP CHAMPIONS.

I've got your title Captain, and the Brony one is destroyed FRIENDSHIP IS ENDED IN THIS THREAD FOOOOORRRREEVVVVEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Mwahahahahahaha

/got nothing
 
2012-09-24 07:25:59 PM  

Tenor Reaper: Hi guys! We're 2 hours from showtime here in Canada, so I'm playing Tekken Tag Tournament 2 and wanting to break my controller in half XO


Never got into Tekken that much...probably because I got too mad at it. :(
 
2012-09-24 07:26:06 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: [iforce.co.nz image 642x361]


ilu :D
 
2012-09-24 07:29:39 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: admvernclark: This isn't a sport and I hate you all. Seriously? You aren't 12 losers.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 322x384]


Perfect comeback K3! I snorted.

But they are kinda right. We are not 12 losers.
The fWc consists of approximately:
28 marks
128 Smarks
33 noobs
57 alcoholics
53 football fans who bailed once MNF started back up
42 bronies
29 expatriates who claim to have "left for Japan" but we all know they still follow along here ;-)
at least 7 Canadians
+/- 500 lurkers too afraid to advertise that they like wrasslin
and all of 3 girls (maybe 4-5 on a good night)
 
2012-09-24 07:30:08 PM  
Hello FWC, Nexus, my Northern Lights tag team partner.

Due to unforseen circumstances, it looks like I am going to miss RAW, and therefore the threads.

/I'll miss you all.
//Hopefully I'll chime in after the show if I get a chance
///maybe I'll sneakily cash my MITB at Gredunza, then run away.
 
2012-09-24 07:30:25 PM  

my lip balm addiction: http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/2012-09-21/results-26053038/page-8


HOLY CR@P! That's the most chair shots I've seen in probably 5 years on WWE TV. Truly epic. :D
 
2012-09-24 07:30:33 PM  
I remember 2008 post threads for Raw.

Also, I stumbled across the following pic over the weekend. Who knew DBD was a Bowie fan?

Link
 
2012-09-24 07:32:19 PM  

LoR75: Hello FWC, Nexus, my Northern Lights tag team partner.

Due to unforseen circumstances, it looks like I am going to miss RAW, and therefore the threads.

/I'll miss you all.
//Hopefully I'll chime in after the show if I get a chance
///maybe I'll sneakily cash my MITB at Gredunza, then run away.


That's your plan, eh? Well, CenaKitteh would like a word about that. :D
 
2012-09-24 07:35:13 PM  

LoR75: Hello FWC, Nexus, my Northern Lights tag team partner.

Due to unforseen circumstances, it looks like I am going to miss RAW, and therefore the threads.

/I'll miss you all.
//Hopefully I'll chime in after the show if I get a chance
///maybe I'll sneakily cash my MITB at Gredunza, then run away.


With you and I out for most of the show there goes about 120 posts just between us. I'm looking good to retain unless the rest of the fWc can pick up our slack.
 
2012-09-24 07:35:14 PM  

LoR75: Hello FWC, Nexus, my Northern Lights tag team partner.

Due to unforseen circumstances, it looks like I am going to miss RAW, and therefore the threads.

/I'll miss you all.
//Hopefully I'll chime in after the show if I get a chance
///maybe I'll sneakily cash my MITB at Gredunza, then run away.


POP! POP! :D
 
2012-09-24 07:35:26 PM  

TheManofPA: my lip balm addiction: Seriously, go to http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/2012-09-21/results-26053038/page-8 and watch some of it. It was great!

/Samoans
//Gabriel and Tyson Kidd
///the other teams decimated

For one beautiful week in September, the penny belts mattered again


Meh, dog if you want, but Team Hug-it-Out has given us some great stuff over the past few weeks:

Kane telling his life story
Anger collages
Creative ways to win matches like choke-slamming your partner on the competition and pinning them both
"I'm going to Disneyland!"
"I am the Tag Team Champions!"
19 chair shots to Sandow

That there is a great month. I seriously hope they keep it going and WWE Creative doesn't fark it up. Team Hug-it-Out is straight up comedy gold.
 
2012-09-24 07:39:55 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: my lip balm addiction: http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/2012-09-21/results-26053038/page-8

HOLY CR@P! That's the most chair shots I've seen in probably 5 years on WWE TV. Truly epic. :D


That's what I'm sayin'. They would have to do mad insane things to beat that tonight.
 
2012-09-24 07:40:43 PM  

FirstNationalBastard:
And speaking of, since you asked for it last week...

The Official List of Gredunza Champions
Because Fark you that's why

...
07/09/12 - P-Money All $tar
07/15/12 - Jim from Saint Paul
07/16/12 - ShiningWizard
07/23/12 - eddievercetti (1004)
07/23/12 - Botch (2008)
07/30/12 - ShiningWizard
08/07/12 - FinFangFark
08/13/12 - botch
08/19/12 - On the first anniversary of the founding of the Gredunza title at Summerslam 2011, the thread could not even make it to 1,004 posts.
08/20/12 - eddievercetti
08/27/12 - FirstNationalBastard
09/03/12 - Rhames
09/10/12 - Lawler Gredunza. No title defense.
09/16/12 - DeusFlac
09/17/12 - ShiningWizard


That was very cool of you to compile all of that. I think this should be posted/updated at the end of every show just for teh lulz
 
2012-09-24 07:40:53 PM  

tbaughm: I remember 2008 post threads for Raw.

Also, I stumbled across the following pic over the weekend. Who knew DBD was a Bowie fan?

Link


Well damn...wanted to post the original here

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-24 07:44:12 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Oh, and some of the bigger news of the weekend...

The sheets are saying Beth Phoenix is jobbing her way out of the E, and will be gone by the end of October, leaving the Diva's division a vast wasteland of suck with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.


Of course I'll be hoping she jumps ship to TNA (certainly worked out well for Gail Kim).

I want to see her oiled up and wrestling Tara....in my bed.
 
2012-09-24 07:45:07 PM  

ShiningWizard: KellyKellyKelly: admvernclark: This isn't a sport and I hate you all. Seriously? You aren't 12 losers.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 322x384]

Perfect comeback K3! I snorted.

But they are kinda right. We are not 12 losers.
The fWc consists of approximately:
28 marks
128 Smarks
33 noobs
57 alcoholics
53 football fans who bailed once MNF started back up
42 bronies
29 expatriates who claim to have "left for Japan" but we all know they still follow along here ;-)
at least 7 Canadians
+/- 500 lurkers too afraid to advertise that they like wrasslin
and all of 3 girls (maybe 4-5 on a good night)


To be precise, 29 of those 42 bronies are alts of FNB. As for tonight, expect my usual mispost as I forget if I'm in the Raw or MNF thread. To keep things crossed, I'll go with:
www.fancloud.com
ARE YOU NOT SPORTS ENTERTAINED?

/also has robsul's liver recovered from the Saint's season?
 
2012-09-24 07:45:48 PM  

ShiningWizard: LoR75: Hello FWC, Nexus, my Northern Lights tag team partner.

Due to unforseen circumstances, it looks like I am going to miss RAW, and therefore the threads.

/I'll miss you all.
//Hopefully I'll chime in after the show if I get a chance
///maybe I'll sneakily cash my MITB at Gredunza, then run away.

With you and I out for most of the show there goes about 120 posts just between us. I'm looking good to retain unless the rest of the fWc can pick up our slack.


Trying to do my part before the show starts this week! =D
 
2012-09-24 07:48:54 PM  

ShiningWizard: LoR75: Hello FWC, Nexus, my Northern Lights tag team partner.

Due to unforseen circumstances, it looks like I am going to miss RAW, and therefore the threads.

/I'll miss you all.
//Hopefully I'll chime in after the show if I get a chance
///maybe I'll sneakily cash my MITB at Gredunza, then run away.

With you and I out for most of the show there goes about 120 posts just between us. I'm looking good to retain unless the rest of the fWc can pick up our slack.


Possibly. I think the rest of the FWC will be ok tonight. Maybe we will get some surprise visits from Japan to push the post count?
 
2012-09-24 07:50:58 PM  

LoR75: ShiningWizard: LoR75: Hello FWC, Nexus, my Northern Lights tag team partner.

Due to unforseen circumstances, it looks like I am going to miss RAW, and therefore the threads.

/I'll miss you all.
//Hopefully I'll chime in after the show if I get a chance
///maybe I'll sneakily cash my MITB at Gredunza, then run away.

With you and I out for most of the show there goes about 120 posts just between us. I'm looking good to retain unless the rest of the fWc can pick up our slack.

Possibly. I think the rest of the FWC will be ok tonight. Maybe we will get some surprise visits from Japan to push the post count?


There's only one that should be back, good ol' [redacted]. The rest can stay there and sulk.

/was nice seeing Dougie a couple weeks back, though.
 
2012-09-24 07:51:01 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Oh, and some of the bigger news of the weekend...

The sheets are saying Beth Phoenix is jobbing her way out of the E, and will be gone by the end of October, leaving the Diva's division a vast wasteland of suck with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.


Sara Del Rey will save us.
 
2012-09-24 07:51:20 PM  

TheManofPA:
To be precise, 29 of those 42 bronies are alts of FNB. As for tonight, expect my usual mispost as I forget if I'm in the Raw or MNF thread. To keep things crossed, I'll go with:
[www.fancloud.com image 615x330]
ARE YOU NOT SPORTS ENTERTAINED?

/also has robsul's liver recovered from the Saint's season?


Seeing you botch a fWc post into the NFL thread might be enough to get me to check out the football side sometime. I imagine The Captain keeps them good n ponied up over there, lulz.

Come to think of it did we run the entire thread last week without posting 1 pony pic? *SHOCK*
 
2012-09-24 07:53:30 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: FirstNationalBastard: Oh, and some of the bigger news of the weekend...

The sheets are saying Beth Phoenix is jobbing her way out of the E, and will be gone by the end of October, leaving the Diva's division a vast wasteland of suck with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

Sara Del Rey will save us.


save_us.SDR
 
2012-09-24 07:53:50 PM  

ShiningWizard: TheManofPA:
To be precise, 29 of those 42 bronies are alts of FNB. As for tonight, expect my usual mispost as I forget if I'm in the Raw or MNF thread. To keep things crossed, I'll go with:
[www.fancloud.com image 615x330]
ARE YOU NOT SPORTS ENTERTAINED?

/also has robsul's liver recovered from the Saint's season?

Seeing you botch a fWc post into the NFL thread might be enough to get me to check out the football side sometime. I imagine The Captain keeps them good n ponied up over there, lulz.

Come to think of it did we run the entire thread last week without posting 1 pony pic? *SHOCK*


i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-24 07:54:05 PM  
BAH GAWD KING YOU NEARLY DIED
 
2012-09-24 07:54:32 PM  

Tenor Reaper: LoR75: Hello FWC, Nexus, my Northern Lights tag team partner.

Due to unforseen circumstances, it looks like I am going to miss RAW, and therefore the threads.

/I'll miss you all.
//Hopefully I'll chime in after the show if I get a chance
///maybe I'll sneakily cash my MITB at Gredunza, then run away.

POP! POP! :D



I'm hoping to catch the final Canadian hour if everything falls in place just right, but definitely no opportunity to stream tonight :( 

/as for Cena kitteh, naw, I wouldn't want a Gredunza that way. It would be like the greatest wrestler of all time winning the title after a screw-job.
 
2012-09-24 07:56:18 PM  
ummm, you know its all staged right?
 
2012-09-24 07:56:27 PM  

silgryphon: BAH GAWD KING YOU NEARLY DIED


THAT MAN HAS AN ESTRANGED FAMILY!
 
2012-09-24 07:56:43 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: LoR75: ShiningWizard: LoR75: Hello FWC, Nexus, my Northern Lights tag team partner.

Due to unforseen circumstances, it looks like I am going to miss RAW, and therefore the threads.

/I'll miss you all.
//Hopefully I'll chime in after the show if I get a chance
///maybe I'll sneakily cash my MITB at Gredunza, then run away.

With you and I out for most of the show there goes about 120 posts just between us. I'm looking good to retain unless the rest of the fWc can pick up our slack.

Possibly. I think the rest of the FWC will be ok tonight. Maybe we will get some surprise visits from Japan to push the post count?

There's only one that should be back, good ol' [redacted]. The rest can stay there and sulk.

/was nice seeing Dougie a couple weeks back, though.


Definitely. It was good seeing him pop in.

/I follow [redacted] on twitter. Fun times.
//Hobble too.
 
2012-09-24 07:56:46 PM  
Surprisingly enough I did find myself watching Smackdown last Friday....other than the awesome I Am the Tag Team Champions all I can think to say is my god...I know they love random tag matches...

25.media.tumblr.com

but Sheamus and Orton together? Could they find two less interesting wrestlers to pair together? And talk about protected...what's Sheamus winning streak at? 60?
 
2012-09-24 07:57:03 PM  

frozencopper: ummm, you know its all staged right?



You know we don't care right?
 
2012-09-24 07:57:07 PM  

frozencopper: ummm, you know its all staged right?


ZOMG. NO WAI!
 
2012-09-24 07:57:09 PM  

frozencopper: ummm, you know its all staged right?


i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-24 07:57:50 PM  

NotEric: Surprisingly enough I did find myself watching Smackdown last Friday....other than the awesome I Am the Tag Team Champions all I can think to say is my god...I know they love random tag matches...

[25.media.tumblr.com image 400x520]

but Sheamus and Orton together? Could they find two less interesting wrestlers to pair together? And talk about protected...what's Sheamus winning streak at? 60?


I believe they're calling it a reverse Swagger.

/twagger?
 
2012-09-24 07:58:14 PM  

ShiningWizard: TheManofPA:
To be precise, 29 of those 42 bronies are alts of FNB. As for tonight, expect my usual mispost as I forget if I'm in the Raw or MNF thread. To keep things crossed, I'll go with:
[www.fancloud.com image 615x330]
ARE YOU NOT SPORTS ENTERTAINED?

/also has robsul's liver recovered from the Saint's season?

Seeing you botch a fWc post into the NFL thread might be enough to get me to check out the football side sometime. I imagine The Captain keeps them good n ponied up over there, lulz.

Come to think of it did we run the entire thread last week without posting 1 pony pic? *SHOCK*


The word Shock reminded me. I was in a Halloween shop and came across "THE SHOCKER" costume. To my surprise, I'm pretty sure they used it restiched to make Handteen:
images.halloweencostumes.com

So if you really want to pull off an obscure Halloween, you too can go as Mark Henry and Mae Young's son.
 
2012-09-24 07:58:15 PM  

frozencopper: ummm, you know its all staged right?


All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances, and one man in his time plays many parts.
 
2012-09-24 07:58:24 PM  

frozencopper: ummm, you know its all staged right?


So's the NBA and judged Olympic sports, but people still consider them to be legitimate.
 
2012-09-24 07:59:09 PM  

my lip balm addiction: Grand_Moff_Joseph: my lip balm addiction: http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/2012-09-21/results-26053038/page-8

HOLY CR@P! That's the most chair shots I've seen in probably 5 years on WWE TV. Truly epic. :D

That's what I'm sayin'. They would have to do mad insane things to beat that tonight.


I missed the ending, sounds like I missed something great. Hell I fully enjoyed the intro with Kane/DBD/Edge that ended with a group hug. Then more shenanigans in the back with the Anger Counselor. Kane/DBD has been surprisingly entertaining, when it began I was skeptical. The whole thing has been great and as was said upthread, they made me care about the penny belts again.
 
2012-09-24 08:00:16 PM  

God, don't you miss Nickelback TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMEEEEEEEEE!!!

i6.photobucket.com

 
2012-09-24 08:00:26 PM  

my lip balm addiction: ShiningWizard: LoR75: Hello FWC, Nexus, my Northern Lights tag team partner.

Due to unforseen circumstances, it looks like I am going to miss RAW, and therefore the threads.

/I'll miss you all.
//Hopefully I'll chime in after the show if I get a chance
///maybe I'll sneakily cash my MITB at Gredunza, then run away.

With you and I out for most of the show there goes about 120 posts just between us. I'm looking good to retain unless the rest of the fWc can pick up our slack.

Trying to do my part before the show starts this week! =D


As am I. Since we are pretty dead at work right now I am hanging out in here via my phone but I have no way of watching the show here so I will just be posting at random since I am unable to follow along. The real sufferers are my 3 brothers who have been spoiled by my cooking every monday night before the show. They have been giving me hell all day and acting like they are going to starve this week, lulz

LoR75: Possibly. I think the rest of the FWC will be ok tonight. Maybe we will get some surprise visits from Japan to push the post count?


That would be sooooooo cool. Most of them wouldn't know me since I lurked for a good few months before I noobed my way into live posting here but I miss reading a lot of their stuff. There are some pretty lulz-y folks amongst that group!
 
2012-09-24 08:00:29 PM  
So DBD has won the Big Gold Belt, the US title, and the unified Tag Titles.

Does that mean he's won the WCW Triple Crown?
 
2012-09-24 08:00:32 PM  
It's go time!
 
2012-09-24 08:01:05 PM  
Cold open to Punk and Heyman? Me likey.
 
2012-09-24 08:01:07 PM  
Oh sweet Cm punk is having a protest sitin
 
2012-09-24 08:01:19 PM  
jobber entrance for punk?
 
2012-09-24 08:01:29 PM  
Funny, Raw doesn't usually grind to a halt until Randy Orton shows up.
 
2012-09-24 08:01:35 PM  
Sit down for the WWE!
 
2012-09-24 08:01:44 PM  

tbaughm: frozencopper: ummm, you know its all staged right?

All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances, and one man in his time plays many parts.


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-24 08:02:01 PM  
I like that Punk has somehow become a heel without cheating. In fact Cena does more heel things in the ring.
 
2012-09-24 08:02:08 PM  

frozencopper: ummm, you know its all staged right?


So is everything else on TV. At the risk of feeding the troll, what form of scripted entertainment do you enjoy?
 
2012-09-24 08:02:49 PM  

NotEric: tbaughm: frozencopper: ummm, you know its all staged right?

All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances, and one man in his time plays many parts.

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x320]


Remove my sacred image from this internet portal you miscreant.
 
2012-09-24 08:02:56 PM  
BAH GAWD THAT REF SCREWED PUNK
 
2012-09-24 08:03:04 PM  

TheManofPA: I like that Punk has somehow become a heel without cheating. In fact Cena does more heel things in the ring.


when you feud with Cena...no matter what, you've just become a tweener.
 
2012-09-24 08:03:26 PM  
You will APOLOGIZE!
 
2012-09-24 08:03:29 PM  
ZOMG, another ref with a name!
 
2012-09-24 08:03:29 PM  
Oh, look, it's inept scab referee!

Wonder where they got the idea for this angle?
 
2012-09-24 08:03:38 PM  
Is this a C-o-n-spiracy?
 
2012-09-24 08:03:41 PM  
YOURE FIREDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
 
2012-09-24 08:04:04 PM  
Hey Brad, does Ricardo know you stole his hair?
 
2012-09-24 08:04:08 PM  

TheManofPA: I like that Punk has somehow become a heel without cheating. In fact Cena does more heel things in the ring.


It's like Vince dusted off the Hogan script and just handed it to Cena with "red and yellow" scribbled out and "jorts" hastily scribbled in. After all, Hogan always bit, scratched, and used heel tactics to show he was a scrappy fighter.
 
2012-09-24 08:04:24 PM  
Heck, if Cena can't do HITC, they could finally have Punk pull out the trump card. Have him finally resort to cheating at Survivor Series. Then have something else at the PPV in December besides Cena

Rock of course would beat Punk at RR

Cena beats Rock at WM

Punk then goes "You never beat me" the next night at Raw

Yes, I know the middle part sucks, but if not we are getting Cena-Rock at RR and Cena-Rock at WM for the titles
 
2012-09-24 08:04:35 PM  
To be fair, he is better than the fake football refs
 
2012-09-24 08:04:38 PM  
YOU SCREWED PUNK chant from a small group of NERDSSSS in the front.
 
2012-09-24 08:04:39 PM  
Oooh, inept ref is pretty.
 
2012-09-24 08:04:40 PM  
Working through Raw tonight, rocking the 3 screens...

Screen 1: River
Screen 2: Work
Screen 3: Fark

/productive
 
2012-09-24 08:04:42 PM  
Brad Maddox...English for Ricardo Rodriguez.
 
2012-09-24 08:04:43 PM  
REFEREES CAN'T TALK!
 
2012-09-24 08:05:09 PM  
potato ref says "I counted...1...2...poop!"
 
2012-09-24 08:05:11 PM  
First main event match? shiatty job bud
 
2012-09-24 08:05:21 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: Oooh, inept ref is pretty.


Inept ref is a developmental talent, or I'll eat my hat.
 
2012-09-24 08:05:24 PM  
You marks don't think he's getting fired. Remember Black Ref who botched the "countdown" matches. You don't see him anymore.
 
2012-09-24 08:05:26 PM  
"Now resign."
 
2012-09-24 08:05:27 PM  
Pretty AND smarmy. I like this kid.
 
2012-09-24 08:05:31 PM  
so I think this guy is a wrestler who was called up to fill Lawler's role after the heart attack
 
2012-09-24 08:05:35 PM  
Paul Heyman is making an audience care about a ref.

Give that man whatever he wants to stay around forever.
 
2012-09-24 08:05:41 PM  

FinFangFark: potato ref says "I counted...1...2...poop!"


I wonder if Vince has tried to get Ed Hochuli, or another legit NFL Ref for this angle?
 
2012-09-24 08:05:54 PM  
That ref is getting a GTS
 
2012-09-24 08:05:58 PM  
Resigning would bring shame to the House of Jenner.
 
2012-09-24 08:06:01 PM  
IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!!!
 
2012-09-24 08:06:01 PM  
"I don't care what you FEEL unless what you FEEL is ASHAMED!"
 
2012-09-24 08:06:02 PM  
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU FEEL would have gotten that crowd to go nuts
 
2012-09-24 08:06:08 PM  
Holy chairshots, Batman!

Dr. Shelby prescribed electro-chair therapy!
 
2012-09-24 08:06:35 PM  

falcon176: so I think this guy is a wrestler who was called up to fill Lawler's role after the heart attack


Well, 14-year-olds aren't going to ogle themselves.
 
2012-09-24 08:06:47 PM  
The expansion of Raw caused scab refs to be hired? LOL
 
2012-09-24 08:06:51 PM  
We don't get enough matches for more refs
 
2012-09-24 08:06:54 PM  
I'm not a man...I'm GOLLLLDDDDDDUUUUSSSSTTT
 
2012-09-24 08:06:54 PM  

ThatGuyGreg: KellyKellyKelly: Oooh, inept ref is pretty.

Inept ref is a developmental talent, or I'll eat my hat.


Oh, I know he is. 

loewrestling.com
 
2012-09-24 08:06:56 PM  
And heeeeeeeere we go with the scab ref angle.
 
2012-09-24 08:06:57 PM  
LOL

Replacement ref.
 
2012-09-24 08:07:03 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: FinFangFark: potato ref says "I counted...1...2...poop!"

I wonder if Vince has tried to get Ed Hochuli, or another legit NFL Ref for this angle?


To steal your pic from the other thread:
www.mcz.com
 
2012-09-24 08:07:10 PM  
Okay, so here's where we drive the point home to even the densest mark...
 
2012-09-24 08:07:22 PM  
An eyemask with WWE and NFL logos on it!
 
2012-09-24 08:07:26 PM  
HA nfl
 
2012-09-24 08:07:28 PM  
Replacemnt ref line like NFL? Yawn..
 
2012-09-24 08:07:33 PM  
orrrrr maybe it's just the scab ref angle that I predicted last week
 
2012-09-24 08:07:51 PM  
haha, it had the nfl logo on it? Goodell Castro won't like that
 
2012-09-24 08:07:55 PM  
scab ref humor...hahahaha (fake laugh)
 
2012-09-24 08:07:56 PM  
Calling it now: inept ref is AJ's boytoy.
 
2012-09-24 08:08:02 PM  
yup FNB, there ya go. Ooooh former XFL owner takes a shot at the NFL.

/also be a star punk.
 
2012-09-24 08:08:05 PM  
Music botch.

Fire THAT scab guy running the tunes, lol.
 
2012-09-24 08:08:08 PM  
And we got Chucks this week!
 
2012-09-24 08:08:15 PM  
I'm so glad the legs are back to stay. :D
 
2012-09-24 08:08:27 PM  
If he calls AJ, Allen Jones, I'm just going to go and buy the next PPV without knowing his opponent.

Also, Cole has been good on the mic again so far
 
2012-09-24 08:08:45 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: ThatGuyGreg: KellyKellyKelly: Oooh, inept ref is pretty.

Inept ref is a developmental talent, or I'll eat my hat.

Oh, I know he is. 

[loewrestling.com image 172x226]


James Marsden Ref IS prettier without the goatee
 
2012-09-24 08:09:03 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: FinFangFark: potato ref says "I counted...1...2...poop!"

I wonder if Vince has tried to get Ed Hochuli, or another legit NFL Ref for this angle?


Doubt they would risk looking less credible in some eyes by debasing themselves in a wrasslin show. Still that would be pretty sweet if they pulled it off
 
2012-09-24 08:09:13 PM  
Assume. make an ass out of you and me, but mostly you
 
2012-09-24 08:09:17 PM  
Is ass PG?

Oh, yeah, I guess it is.
 
2012-09-24 08:09:25 PM  
BUT MOSTLY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

/obscure?
//not on fark
 
2012-09-24 08:09:30 PM  
Replacement refs? This is happening? WHAT...IN THE BLUE HELL
 
2012-09-24 08:09:41 PM  
It's official...hell and ass are now PG.
 
2012-09-24 08:09:52 PM  

Tenor Reaper: KellyKellyKelly: ThatGuyGreg: KellyKellyKelly: Oooh, inept ref is pretty.

Inept ref is a developmental talent, or I'll eat my hat.

Oh, I know he is. 

[loewrestling.com image 172x226]

James Marsden Ref IS prettier without the goatee


I concur.
 
2012-09-24 08:10:03 PM  
Man, if they just crossed the hitting women line like in the 90s, this thread would explode if AJ got the GTS
 
2012-09-24 08:10:07 PM  
Who the hell does he think he is?

That's Paul Heyman. He was running wrestling shows while you were popping pimples and jilling off to the Sears catalog.
 
2012-09-24 08:10:22 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: ThatGuyGreg: KellyKellyKelly: Oooh, inept ref is pretty.

Inept ref is a developmental talent, or I'll eat my hat.

Oh, I know he is. 

[loewrestling.com image 172x226]


Well he certainly looks better without the half assed goatee.

/be a star punk
 
2012-09-24 08:10:33 PM  

Owangotang: Replacement refs? This is happening? WHAT...IN THE BLUE HELL


whatistheexcel.com
 
2012-09-24 08:10:44 PM  
oh goodie....a recap in a promo.

Ugh.
 
2012-09-24 08:10:46 PM  
HOLY CRAP, there is going to be continuity in this storyline

AMAZING!
 
2012-09-24 08:10:48 PM  
This sucks so incredibly bad.
 
2012-09-24 08:10:49 PM  
Damn they are going back two months for this angle
 
2012-09-24 08:10:56 PM  
Clear bias! Have her removed by the corpse of Jack Tunney!
 
2012-09-24 08:11:14 PM  
See, and now you thought this angle was dead...
 
2012-09-24 08:11:17 PM  

styckx: This sucks so incredibly bad.

 
2012-09-24 08:11:34 PM  
I'm a fan of fired up AJ...I'm also curious why she's not wearing pants...not that it's a bad thing.
 
2012-09-24 08:11:36 PM  
Now we're going to complain because they're not forgetting what happened two months ago? Cool out, my babies.
 
2012-09-24 08:11:43 PM  
Admit it Lillian, you get wet


WITH PERSPIRATION, standing this close to the Rock
 
2012-09-24 08:11:48 PM  
Tension?

FARK AND GET IT OVER WITH!
 
2012-09-24 08:11:56 PM  

robsul82: Clear bias! Have her removed by the corpse of Jack Tunney!


i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-24 08:12:12 PM  

robsul82: Now we're going to complain because they're not forgetting what happened two months ago? Cool out, my babies.


I think it's cool they did
 
2012-09-24 08:12:12 PM  
"The texts and voicemails that are not fit to air here on the USA Network."
 
2012-09-24 08:12:13 PM  

silgryphon: Damn they are going back two months for this angle


have to do something with cena hurt
 
2012-09-24 08:12:14 PM  
I'd call that 1-900 WWF number to hear those messages...
 
2012-09-24 08:12:18 PM  
2 months ago? Its been a long 2 months.

/The show is getting better though
 
2012-09-24 08:12:23 PM  
Fark USA Punk...Tweet that shiat!
 
2012-09-24 08:12:38 PM  

robsul82: Now we're going to complain because they're not forgetting what happened two months ago? Cool out, my babies.


I DEMAND A TOUT ABOUT THE SEXTING!

And we'll explore it in great and graphic detail

Ok, now this is a great heel promo

"TELL THEM I'M THE BEST IN THE WORLD" was great
 
2012-09-24 08:12:41 PM  

ThatGuyGreg: See, and now you thought this angle was dead...


Hoped. Wished.
 
2012-09-24 08:12:42 PM  
THEY FARKED! THEY FARKED!

Wait, it's CM Punk, and she has a vagina. Of course they farked.
 
2012-09-24 08:12:49 PM  
BEST IN THE WORLD!
 
2012-09-24 08:12:51 PM  
Mwahaha, "tell them I'm the best in the world." WINK.
 
2012-09-24 08:12:53 PM  
BAH GAWD AJ GOT PORKED BY PUNK

BEST DICK EVER 

HEHEHEHEHEHE
 
2012-09-24 08:13:16 PM  
I love that "tell them I'm the best in the world" lead to a face CM Punk chant
 
2012-09-24 08:13:19 PM  
Oh Paul E, I love you.
 
2012-09-24 08:13:21 PM  
And here come the CM Punk chants, because the fan base has decided to cheer for whoever the fark it wants to cheer for and there's not a damn thing Vince can do.
 
2012-09-24 08:13:24 PM  

ThatGuyGreg: I'd call that 1-900 WWF number to hear those messages...


i6.photobucket.com

Mean Gene's got the scoop!
 
2012-09-24 08:13:26 PM  
CM PUNK chant as he berates a girl to admit how good he is in bed.

Great job, Vince!
 
2012-09-24 08:13:28 PM  
Tell me Im the best in the world, lol
 
2012-09-24 08:13:29 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: Who the hell does he think he is?

That's Paul Heyman. He was running wrestling shows while you were popping pimples and jilling off to the Sears catalog.

Jilling

off? lulz, I have never heard it put that way before! *snort*
 
2012-09-24 08:13:39 PM  
Heyman can't even keep a straight face
 
2012-09-24 08:13:44 PM  
Now this has gotten strange with Heyman proposing
 
2012-09-24 08:13:50 PM  
What the fark am I watching? This is farking terrible
 
2012-09-24 08:13:51 PM  
what the fark?
 
2012-09-24 08:13:54 PM  
"With your skipping and my bouncing checks, we're a match made in heaven!"
 
2012-09-24 08:13:58 PM  
Who do you think "Glam Slammed" Beth the best?
 
2012-09-24 08:14:01 PM  
Russo Swerve O_O
 
2012-09-24 08:14:01 PM  
"Bill and Hillary. Triple H and Stephanie!"
 
2012-09-24 08:14:09 PM  

silgryphon: BAH GAWD AJ GOT PORKED BY PUNK

BEST DICK EVER 

HEHEHEHEHEHE


So that's how AJ knew CM Punk was a huge fan of the movie Down Periscope.
 
2012-09-24 08:14:15 PM  
My jowls will comfort you in the cold of the night!
 
2012-09-24 08:14:21 PM  
tanned eyesockets has gone full AJ.

Never go full AJ, unless your AJ.
 
2012-09-24 08:14:35 PM  
If he would have said "And you can suck my cock" that would have been the best opening ever
 
2012-09-24 08:14:43 PM  
He just stopped himself from saying "And full of cum," didn't he?
 
2012-09-24 08:14:49 PM  
Heyman is proposing to AJ? I guess we know what happened to all of the writers who used to write daytime soaps....

F*CK THIS COMPANY.JPG
 
2012-09-24 08:14:53 PM  
"I like 'em young, dumb, uninhibited, and ambitious"

So, they're giving Heyman all of what were to be Lawler's lines?
 
2012-09-24 08:15:03 PM  
Heyman always gets slapped by women
 
2012-09-24 08:15:06 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: He just stopped himself from saying "And full of cum," didn't he?


YUuuup!
 
2012-09-24 08:15:07 PM  
if Russo was writing this she would've said yes
 
2012-09-24 08:15:23 PM  
Damn, I really wish Punk would have grabbed AJ and hit the GTS

But then again, if that happened would the crowd have cheered loudly?
 
2012-09-24 08:15:23 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: He just stopped himself from saying "And full of cum," didn't he?


Just barely.
 
2012-09-24 08:15:29 PM  
...Heyman was mocking how unprofessional she was proposing like a moron a couple months ago, he wasn't being serious. That was unclear?
 
2012-09-24 08:15:30 PM  
Spellin' lessons from good ol' JR!
 
2012-09-24 08:15:55 PM  
All that promo needed was "The Quintessential Studmuffin" Joel Gertner to come out and try to comfort AJ.
 
2012-09-24 08:16:41 PM  
 
2012-09-24 08:17:13 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: All that promo needed was "The Quintessential Studmuffin" Joel Gertner to come out and try to comfort AJ.


Get out of my head.
 
2012-09-24 08:17:56 PM  

robsul82: ...Heyman was mocking how unprofessional she was proposing like a moron a couple months ago, he wasn't being serious. That was unclear?


I don't know... Most fat, balding, Jewish men don't normally marry for love, they marry whatever will touch their kosher salami.
 
2012-09-24 08:18:10 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: All that promo needed was "The Quintessential Studmuffin" Joel Gertner to come out and try to comfort AJ.


This sounds like I am missing 1 hell of an opening from a lulz factor
 
2012-09-24 08:18:18 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: Spellin' lessons from good ol' JR!


That honeymoon would have been a slobberknocker?

Early thought is a subdued Cole still even with JR. Not a single BBQ joke.
 
2012-09-24 08:19:05 PM  
Yeah, I'm off to other things more entertaining...I'll comment tomorrow morning after watching on DVR.
 
2012-09-24 08:19:06 PM  
Is that scab black ref?
 
2012-09-24 08:19:09 PM  
Hey, it's scab black ref.
 
2012-09-24 08:19:16 PM  
BLACK REF

He is still on the payroll
 
2012-09-24 08:19:46 PM  
and now que the budding romance between AJ and an unnamed, handsome, young referee
 
2012-09-24 08:19:53 PM  
AJ is going to powerfark Kane tonight isn't she?
 
2012-09-24 08:20:06 PM  
Well then. AJ's gone bye bye.

Ray, any ideas?
 
2012-09-24 08:20:06 PM  
A.J. turning bunny boiler at being called out for being pathetic a couple months ago.
 
2012-09-24 08:20:08 PM  
She's a really good actress, as well as being a talented wrestler!
 
2012-09-24 08:20:13 PM  
RECAP: FIRST SEGMENT

I'm totally protesting and I have a bloated assbag with me so boo me even though I'm the best thing in WWE!

Resign, ref that we've tied to the replacement refs in nfL *Vince breaks in*WHO ALLOWED MENTION OF THE NFL? THEY'RE ALL TURNING TO THE GAME NOW! SOMEONE GET ME A MUSCLE MILK AND A MIDGET!

I totally porked AJ, oh they're cheering me! Never going back to Attitude Era though LOLZ

Oh good, Heyman just proposed. Days of our WWE!
 
2012-09-24 08:20:20 PM  
It's a "WOOO!"-off
 
2012-09-24 08:20:22 PM  
I don't know which is worse... horrible soap cliche story and dialogue, or worse-than-horrible-soap-actress Skipper.
 
2012-09-24 08:20:35 PM  
Daniel Bryan might need to call the caterers.
 
2012-09-24 08:20:41 PM  

TheManofPA: AJ is going to powerfark Kane tonight isn't she?


when its three feet long, you do what ya gotta do
 
2012-09-24 08:20:51 PM  
ZIGGLES!
 
2012-09-24 08:20:53 PM  
Ziggler time
 
2012-09-24 08:21:05 PM  

Moodybastard: and now que the budding romance between AJ and an unnamed, handsome, young referee


Kane: "Daniel... I need a hug."

DBD: "WHY?! You were with MY EX last night! Why should I hug you?!"

Kane: "She... She was drunk... And... She... SHE WAS THE MAN!"

DBD: "Oh.... Oh God, I'm so sorry..."
 
2012-09-24 08:21:07 PM  
He just gyrated like Rick Rude
 
2012-09-24 08:21:12 PM  
STOP PUTTING THE FARKING GRAPHICS OVER THE ZIGGLE WIGGLE!
 
2012-09-24 08:21:15 PM  
Wait, did VIckie just get a very short (100 ms) face pop because this crowd knew that Ziggler was coming out?

I could have misheard it but I swear Ziggler might turn Vickie face. He's selling her hot new body
 
2012-09-24 08:21:55 PM  
"How many ways can Dolph get brogue kicked?"

Nice line and one Kofi should be saying ON TELEVISION, lol.
 
2012-09-24 08:22:07 PM  
Ziggles, Prime Time Players, and Sandow all stopped wearing pink when WWE decided to RISE ABOVE MALIGNANCIES because Linda needs good publicity.

Looks like only Cena can wear pink and support breast cancer awareness.
 
2012-09-24 08:22:09 PM  
See, wrestlers have stupid Twitter wars too!

#killme
 
2012-09-24 08:22:17 PM  
Popcorn and soda for little jimmy
 
2012-09-24 08:22:35 PM  
So does anyone else here think Cena decided to schedule his elbow surgery for Breast Cancer Month since he realized he looked like a moron in the pink get up?
 
2012-09-24 08:22:39 PM  
Ok, part of me wants to see Kofi spill Troof's soda followed by Troof going heel and nuts about it like Punk once did.
 
2012-09-24 08:22:43 PM  

TheManofPA: Wait, did VIckie just get a very short (100 ms) face pop because this crowd knew that Ziggler was coming out?

I could have misheard it but I swear Ziggler might turn Vickie face. He's selling her hot new body


Ziggles is getting face pops at his entrance for a while now. A ZIGGLER'S BETTER chant during a Ziggler/Orton match seems to have driven Randy crazy, he went ballistic arguing with some fan during a commercial break, lol.
 
2012-09-24 08:22:46 PM  
I'd like to see Kofi and Ziggler feud over the MITB case...the chemistry the two of them have would really put over both of them regardless of who wins.
 
2012-09-24 08:22:48 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: Moodybastard: and now que the budding romance between AJ and an unnamed, handsome, young referee

Kane: "Daniel... I need a hug."

DBD: "WHY?! You were with MY EX last night! Why should I hug you?!"

Kane: "She... She was drunk... And... She... SHE WAS THE MAN!"

DBD: "Oh.... Oh God, I'm so sorry..."


lulz!
 
2012-09-24 08:23:11 PM  
SODA OF DOOM!
 
2012-09-24 08:23:17 PM  
R Truth is the best actor
 
2012-09-24 08:23:18 PM  
Do NOT spill Punk's BFF's diet soda!
 
2012-09-24 08:23:25 PM  
They're fighting over an imaginary child.

...the fark am I watching?
 
2012-09-24 08:23:26 PM  
Ya know, I can see Heyman and Vicki as a power couple.

I'm also going blind but that's another story
 
2012-09-24 08:23:48 PM  
Too bad Crazy R Truth doesn't flash back to when Little Jimmy cost him the WWE Title by throwing soda in his face and start attacking the empty chair.
 
2012-09-24 08:23:53 PM  
Why is ref ejecting moist Vickie?
 
2012-09-24 08:24:30 PM  
Did that really deserve a recap
 
2012-09-24 08:24:39 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: They're fighting over an imaginary child.

...the fark am I watching?


It's better than watching Kane and Jericho fight over a cup of coffee. or Booker T and Edge fighting over shampoo.
 
2012-09-24 08:24:58 PM  

robsul82: Do NOT spill Punk's BFF's diet soda!


We just need someone to yell "ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI" now
 
2012-09-24 08:25:03 PM  

tbaughm: I'd like to see Kofi and Ziggler feud over the MITB case...the chemistry the two of them have would really put over both of them regardless of who wins.


Kofi/Ziggler could be the new Michaels/Hart rivalry, but it feels more like the Michaels/Jannetty rivalry
 
2012-09-24 08:25:47 PM  

falcon176: tbaughm: I'd like to see Kofi and Ziggler feud over the MITB case...the chemistry the two of them have would really put over both of them regardless of who wins.

Kofi/Ziggler could be the new Michaels/Hart rivalry, but it feels more like the Michaels/Jannetty rivalry


I'd say it's more like the Hatfields and McCoys with as long as its gone on.
 
2012-09-24 08:26:12 PM  

TheManofPA: Ok, part of me wants to see Kofi spill Troof's soda followed by Troof going heel and nuts about it like Punk once did.


I was waiting for that to happen...

Or Truth get occupied with lil jimme while Kofi looses the match...and then Kofi going heel on Truth.

EVIL KOFI!!!
 
2012-09-24 08:26:27 PM  
lol resident evil afterlife uncut. WHY

I watched a cam of the new one the other day, after the first big stupid action scene like half an hour in, you see 2 people just get up and leave the theater. lol
 
2012-09-24 08:27:09 PM  

falcon176: tbaughm: I'd like to see Kofi and Ziggler feud over the MITB case...the chemistry the two of them have would really put over both of them regardless of who wins.

Kofi/Ziggler could be the new Michaels/Hart rivalry, but it feels more like the Michaels/Jannetty rivalry


So... Vickie's going to start wearing Sherri's hand-me-downs?
 
2012-09-24 08:27:13 PM  

Moodybastard: TheManofPA: Ok, part of me wants to see Kofi spill Troof's soda followed by Troof going heel and nuts about it like Punk once did.

I was waiting for that to happen...

Or Truth get occupied with lil jimme while Kofi looses the match...and then Kofi going heel on Truth.

EVIL KOFI!!!


Something tells me Kofi would rock in heel mode
 
2012-09-24 08:27:40 PM  
"The Dark Knight Returns" as an animated movie?

NERDGASM!
 
2012-09-24 08:28:19 PM  
Scab ref jokes
Mocking Marriage Proposals
Vickie making faces at an imaginary child

Where does this go from here? My imagination of how crappy they need to get by the end of show is stuck without introducing an actual orangutan or having Handteen come back and wrestle for the Diva's Championship. Or- both - have handteen wrestle an Orangutan for the Diva's belt.
 
2012-09-24 08:28:34 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: Moodybastard: and now que the budding romance between AJ and an unnamed, handsome, young referee

Kane: "Daniel... I need a hug."

DBD: "WHY?! You were with MY EX last night! Why should I hug you?!"

Kane: "She... She was drunk... And... She... SHE WAS THE MAN!"

DBD: "Oh.... Oh God, I'm so sorry..."


lulz
 
2012-09-24 08:28:41 PM  
2 Broke Girls...

Are Kat Dennings' boobs enough to drag one through the 22 minutes of lame comedy?
 
2012-09-24 08:29:31 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: 2 Broke Girls...

Are Kat Dennings' boobs enough to drag one through the 22 minutes of lame comedy?


Yes.
 
2012-09-24 08:29:41 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: 2 Broke Girls...

Are Kat Dennings' boobs enough to drag one through the 22 minutes of lame comedy?


The internet can provide you with not only Kat Dennings' boobs, but more sets of boobs than you can possibly view in a lifetime.

I say no.
 
2012-09-24 08:30:06 PM  
Criss Angel's assistant was paid by Criss, who was paid by WWE, to tweet "LEAVE LIL' JIMMY ALONE!"
 
2012-09-24 08:30:28 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Criss Angel's assistant was paid by Criss, who was paid by WWE, to tweet "LEAVE LIL' JIMMY ALONE!"


Isn't the free market great?
 
2012-09-24 08:30:32 PM  
That was water?!?!


What kind of cheap fark is Truth?

Can't he spring for a coke for his imaginary friend?

Yes, I like coke, Fark you Punk!
 
2012-09-24 08:30:58 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: FirstNationalBastard: 2 Broke Girls...

Are Kat Dennings' boobs enough to drag one through the 22 minutes of lame comedy?

The internet can provide you with not only Kat Dennings' boobs, but more sets of boobs than you can possibly view in a lifetime.

I say no.


Or even Kat Denning's bare breasts....
 
2012-09-24 08:31:04 PM  
Oh dear God they're really still going with this Media Ambassador shoat.
 
2012-09-24 08:31:27 PM  

Moodybastard: That was water?!?!


What kind of cheap fark is Truth?

Can't he spring for a coke for his imaginary friend?

Yes, I like coke, Fark you Punk!


Troof has a history with water and doom.
 
2012-09-24 08:31:31 PM  

Moodybastard: That was water?!?!


What kind of cheap fark is Truth?

Can't he spring for a coke for his imaginary friend?

Yes, I like coke, Fark you Punk!


should have made it 7-up

Want a 7 vicki?
no
UP YOURS

throws it at her
 
2012-09-24 08:32:23 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: 2 Broke Girls...

Are Kat Dennings' boobs enough to drag one through the 22 minutes of lame comedy?


Well no but she was so awesome in Defendor that I would give that show a chance if it wasn't on opposite this. I imagine she plays a slightly different character on tv though, lulz
 
2012-09-24 08:32:23 PM  

Moodybastard: That was water?!?!


What kind of cheap fark is Truth?

Can't he spring for a coke for his imaginary friend?

Yes, I like coke, Fark you Punk!


You know how Little Jimmy gets when he's had too much sugar. Running around every where, bouncing on the bed in the hotel room, won't take his bath. It's a real pain.
 
2012-09-24 08:33:06 PM  
Actually not that bad a match here, once the initial silliness was done with.
 
2012-09-24 08:33:09 PM  
If this were Saturday Morning Slam, that cross body would have won it!
 
2012-09-24 08:34:12 PM  

ShiningWizard: Moodybastard: TheManofPA: Ok, part of me wants to see Kofi spill Troof's soda followed by Troof going heel and nuts about it like Punk once did.

I was waiting for that to happen...

Or Truth get occupied with lil jimme while Kofi looses the match...and then Kofi going heel on Truth.

EVIL KOFI!!!

Something tells me Kofi would rock in heel mode


He could play up the African angle and come out in combat boots and a camo jacket with an AK-47 and a bunch of ammo, smoking a cigar. Maybe get the PTPers to be his minions - the WWE needs some cliques and a black clique led by Colonel Kofi could be a winner.
 
2012-09-24 08:34:48 PM  
Pretty good farkin match
 
2012-09-24 08:34:59 PM  

my lip balm addiction: ShiningWizard: Moodybastard: TheManofPA: Ok, part of me wants to see Kofi spill Troof's soda followed by Troof going heel and nuts about it like Punk once did.

I was waiting for that to happen...

Or Truth get occupied with lil jimme while Kofi looses the match...and then Kofi going heel on Truth.

EVIL KOFI!!!

Something tells me Kofi would rock in heel mode

He could play up the African angle and come out in combat boots and a camo jacket with an AK-47 and a bunch of ammo, smoking a cigar. Maybe get the PTPers to be his minions - the WWE needs some cliques and a black clique led by Colonel Kofi could be a winner.


Colonel Kofi DeBeers.

Some Von Erich is getting their foot pulled off.
 
2012-09-24 08:35:15 PM  
Yes, just like the 8:30 main events of old.
 
2012-09-24 08:35:20 PM  

my lip balm addiction: ShiningWizard: Moodybastard: TheManofPA: Ok, part of me wants to see Kofi spill Troof's soda followed by Troof going heel and nuts about it like Punk once did.

I was waiting for that to happen...

Or Truth get occupied with lil jimme while Kofi looses the match...and then Kofi going heel on Truth.

EVIL KOFI!!!

Something tells me Kofi would rock in heel mode

He could play up the African angle and come out in combat boots and a camo jacket with an AK-47 and a bunch of ammo, smoking a cigar. Maybe get the PTPers to be his minions - the WWE needs some cliques and a black clique led by Colonel Kofi could be a winner.


More likely Kofi would become a millionaire by convincing the other superstars to wire him money so he can help his cousin in Nigeria get his money out of the country.
 
2012-09-24 08:35:20 PM  
Ziggler sold J.R. announcing it as a main event
 
2012-09-24 08:35:29 PM  

silgryphon: Pretty good farkin match


Yup, these two can put on a show when they aren't saddled with something goofy
 
2012-09-24 08:35:37 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: 2 Broke Girls...

Are Kat Dennings' boobs enough to drag one through the 22 minutes of lame comedy?


They are fat boobs, not nice boobs, so "no".
 
2012-09-24 08:36:32 PM  

my lip balm addiction: FirstNationalBastard: 2 Broke Girls...

Are Kat Dennings' boobs enough to drag one through the 22 minutes of lame comedy?

They are fat boobs, not nice boobs, so "no".


technically, all boobs are fat.

/real ones, of course.
 
2012-09-24 08:36:41 PM  

my lip balm addiction: ShiningWizard: Moodybastard: TheManofPA: Ok, part of me wants to see Kofi spill Troof's soda followed by Troof going heel and nuts about it like Punk once did.

I was waiting for that to happen...

Or Truth get occupied with lil jimme while Kofi looses the match...and then Kofi going heel on Truth.

EVIL KOFI!!!

Something tells me Kofi would rock in heel mode

He could play up the African angle and come out in combat boots and a camo jacket with an AK-47 and a bunch of ammo, smoking a cigar. Maybe get the PTPers to be his minions - the WWE needs some cliques and a black clique led by Colonel Kofi could be a winner.


I like the imagination you put behind that thought but I am getting too much of a KONY vibe from that imagery. Last thing WWE wants is people chanting that every Kofi hits the ramp
 
2012-09-24 08:36:53 PM  
Man, matches are nice when the announcers are hyping the match instead of bad mouthing each other, screaming or talking about Cena.
 
2012-09-24 08:37:02 PM  
Need to put a heel over to look good? Send in Kofi.
Need to put a face over to look good? Send in Ziggler.
 
2012-09-24 08:37:18 PM  
shiat, Cena had elbow surgery?

Eh, elbow, shoulder, he'll still no-sell it.
 
2012-09-24 08:37:31 PM  

ShiningWizard: my lip balm addiction: ShiningWizard: Moodybastard: TheManofPA: Ok, part of me wants to see Kofi spill Troof's soda followed by Troof going heel and nuts about it like Punk once did.

I was waiting for that to happen...

Or Truth get occupied with lil jimme while Kofi looses the match...and then Kofi going heel on Truth.

EVIL KOFI!!!

Something tells me Kofi would rock in heel mode

He could play up the African angle and come out in combat boots and a camo jacket with an AK-47 and a bunch of ammo, smoking a cigar. Maybe get the PTPers to be his minions - the WWE needs some cliques and a black clique led by Colonel Kofi could be a winner.

I like the imagination you put behind that thought but I am getting too much of a KONY vibe from that imagery. Last thing WWE wants is people chanting that every Kofi hits the ramp


I don't know. He's used to hanging out with the Invisible Children.
 
2012-09-24 08:37:57 PM  
So who comes first Cena or Lawler
 
2012-09-24 08:37:57 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: my lip balm addiction: ShiningWizard: Moodybastard: TheManofPA: Ok, part of me wants to see Kofi spill Troof's soda followed by Troof going heel and nuts about it like Punk once did.

I was waiting for that to happen...

Or Truth get occupied with lil jimme while Kofi looses the match...and then Kofi going heel on Truth.

EVIL KOFI!!!

Something tells me Kofi would rock in heel mode

He could play up the African angle and come out in combat boots and a camo jacket with an AK-47 and a bunch of ammo, smoking a cigar. Maybe get the PTPers to be his minions - the WWE needs some cliques and a black clique led by Colonel Kofi could be a winner.

More likely Kofi would become a millionaire by convincing the other superstars to wire him money so he can help his cousin in Nigeria get his money out of the country.


LOL, I like it. But he's Ghanian, not Nigerian.
 
2012-09-24 08:38:35 PM  

my lip balm addiction: FirstNationalBastard: 2 Broke Girls...

Are Kat Dennings' boobs enough to drag one through the 22 minutes of lame comedy?

They are fat boobs, not nice boobs, so "no".


Boobs in question
slightly nsf

and absolutely not safe for work
 
2012-09-24 08:38:35 PM  

my lip balm addiction: The_Y2P_Problem: my lip balm addiction: ShiningWizard: Moodybastard: TheManofPA: Ok, part of me wants to see Kofi spill Troof's soda followed by Troof going heel and nuts about it like Punk once did.

I was waiting for that to happen...

Or Truth get occupied with lil jimme while Kofi looses the match...and then Kofi going heel on Truth.

EVIL KOFI!!!

Something tells me Kofi would rock in heel mode

He could play up the African angle and come out in combat boots and a camo jacket with an AK-47 and a bunch of ammo, smoking a cigar. Maybe get the PTPers to be his minions - the WWE needs some cliques and a black clique led by Colonel Kofi could be a winner.

More likely Kofi would become a millionaire by convincing the other superstars to wire him money so he can help his cousin in Nigeria get his money out of the country.

LOL, I like it. But he's Ghanian, not Nigerian.


Yeah, and he was Jamaican first!
 
2012-09-24 08:39:07 PM  
Just got here, and the first thing I see is JR. Right on.
 
2012-09-24 08:39:12 PM  

silgryphon: So who comes first Cena or Lawler


In Japan, men come first, women come second.
 
2012-09-24 08:39:18 PM  

ShiningWizard: my lip balm addiction: ShiningWizard: Moodybastard: TheManofPA: Ok, part of me wants to see Kofi spill Troof's soda followed by Troof going heel and nuts about it like Punk once did.

I was waiting for that to happen...

Or Truth get occupied with lil jimme while Kofi looses the match...and then Kofi going heel on Truth.

EVIL KOFI!!!

Something tells me Kofi would rock in heel mode

He could play up the African angle and come out in combat boots and a camo jacket with an AK-47 and a bunch of ammo, smoking a cigar. Maybe get the PTPers to be his minions - the WWE needs some cliques and a black clique led by Colonel Kofi could be a winner.

I like the imagination you put behind that thought but I am getting too much of a KONY vibe from that imagery. Last thing WWE wants is people chanting that every Kofi hits the ramp


Yeah, that might not help Linda much, lol.
 
2012-09-24 08:39:38 PM  

silgryphon: So who comes first Cena or Lawler


If there's a fat chick, Cena. Young'un, Lawler.
 
2012-09-24 08:39:39 PM  
20 minutes!

Anything to look for in the first hour?
 
2012-09-24 08:40:03 PM  

you are a puppet: silgryphon: So who comes first Cena or Lawler

In Japan, men come first, women come second.


Or sometimes not at all, baby!
 
2012-09-24 08:40:35 PM  

my lip balm addiction: ShiningWizard: my lip balm addiction: ShiningWizard: Moodybastard: TheManofPA: Ok, part of me wants to see Kofi spill Troof's soda followed by Troof going heel and nuts about it like Punk once did.

I was waiting for that to happen...

Or Truth get occupied with lil jimme while Kofi looses the match...and then Kofi going heel on Truth.

EVIL KOFI!!!

Something tells me Kofi would rock in heel mode

He could play up the African angle and come out in combat boots and a camo jacket with an AK-47 and a bunch of ammo, smoking a cigar. Maybe get the PTPers to be his minions - the WWE needs some cliques and a black clique led by Colonel Kofi could be a winner.

I like the imagination you put behind that thought but I am getting too much of a KONY vibe from that imagery. Last thing WWE wants is people chanting that every Kofi hits the ramp

Yeah, that might not help Linda much, lol.


She's not going to win anyway, might as well go with a Nation of Obliteration angle
 
2012-09-24 08:40:37 PM  

Moodybastard: Boobs in question
slightly nsf

and absolutely not safe for work


I will never, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEver tire of boobs like that on a girl that rocks the hourglass figure.
 
2012-09-24 08:40:40 PM  

tbaughm: Need to put a heel over to look good? Send in Kofi.
Need to put a face over to look good? Send in Ziggler.


Need to put a 30-years past his prime wrestler over to look good? Send in the One Man Southern Rock Band!
 
2012-09-24 08:40:48 PM  

you are a puppet: silgryphon: So who comes first Cena or Lawler

In Japan, men come first, women come second.


Or sometimes not at all.

/yeah, baby!
 
2012-09-24 08:41:08 PM  

Tenor Reaper: 20 minutes!

Anything to look for in the first hour?


Pretty pretty scab ref.
 
2012-09-24 08:41:11 PM  

Tenor Reaper: 20 minutes!

Anything to look for in the first hour?


The awesomeness that was CM Punk and Paul Heyman to kick off the show and a damn solid Ziggler/Kofi match. Plus the return of psycho AJ. Actually, I can't biatch about anything on the show so far. That's a good start.
 
2012-09-24 08:41:45 PM  
WHAR HAROLD WHAR
 
2012-09-24 08:41:54 PM  
Kanger Management time.
 
2012-09-24 08:42:02 PM  
RECAPS!
 
2012-09-24 08:42:04 PM  
Wait, more people downloaded the WWE app over the WATCH ESPN APP where you can actually watch ESPN on your phone? I don't believe that one.
 
2012-09-24 08:42:48 PM  

Just here to post this...

www.john-cena-posters.com

MY TIME IS UP! MY TIME IS NOW! YOU CAN'T SEE ME CAUSE I'M INJURED NOW!

 
2012-09-24 08:42:56 PM  

Tenor Reaper: 20 minutes!

Anything to look for in the first hour?


I enjoyed the opening.
 
2012-09-24 08:44:03 PM  
Ya, this was epic...the rain of chairs, the demolition of the tag team division and then the tag team champions falling apart.


I loved that the Doc screamed at them and took control. I'm waiting to find out he is some sort of evil bastard.....
 
2012-09-24 08:44:31 PM  
A diner? They're not in Jersey!
 
2012-09-24 08:44:41 PM  
I doubt that Diner has anything that fits a vegan diet.
 
2012-09-24 08:44:49 PM  
That's not grammar correct
 
2012-09-24 08:44:53 PM  
The production value in this sketch is greater than the movie with Kane's 3 foot penis
 
2012-09-24 08:44:57 PM  
"...that's... not even grammatically correct."
 
2012-09-24 08:45:11 PM  
Flo Kane would like to take your order.
 
2012-09-24 08:45:31 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: I doubt that Diner has anything that fits a vegan diet.


I thought I heard he and Punk had given up the vegan thing. That it was just too hard to maintain on the road.
 
2012-09-24 08:45:42 PM  
Uh oh... I see Daniel trying to pay with fiat currency and ruining everything.
 
2012-09-24 08:45:45 PM  
They should have named the waiter Isaac.
 
2012-09-24 08:45:47 PM  
This isn't Kane. This is Gerald.
 
2012-09-24 08:45:52 PM  
Gerald the waiter
 
2012-09-24 08:46:00 PM  
Gerald the Waiter....haha
 
2012-09-24 08:46:01 PM  
It would have killed them to name him Jacob?
 
2012-09-24 08:46:17 PM  

robsul82: Flo Kane would like to take your order.


"Kiss mah 3 foot cock!"
 
2012-09-24 08:46:34 PM  
Wait......are we all witnesses to a murder?
 
2012-09-24 08:46:37 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: They should have named the waiter Isaac.


Also would have been acceptable.
 
2012-09-24 08:46:59 PM  
#TEAM FRIENDSHIP!
 
2012-09-24 08:47:01 PM  
"I don't know what you're talking about. My name is Gerald."
 
2012-09-24 08:47:01 PM  
He's kidding!

Gerald has a great sense of humor!

/laugh...for the love of god laugh
 
2012-09-24 08:47:03 PM  
That diner is gonna get shutdown now

OH shiat

TEAM HUGGYBEAR
 
2012-09-24 08:47:09 PM  
#3FOOTPENI
 
2012-09-24 08:47:34 PM  
SAVE US Y2J GOATFACE AND THE FREAK!
 
2012-09-24 08:47:36 PM  
They already have a team name, they're Team Friendship.
 
2012-09-24 08:47:38 PM  
#HELLNO!
 
2012-09-24 08:47:44 PM  

TheManofPA: The production value in this sketch is greater than the movie with Kane's 3 foot penis


Guess I am finally gonna give into the blue humor from last week...

So who wins in a steel cage match fellas? The Clenis vs. Kane's 3 footer

/already sorry I asked
 
2012-09-24 08:47:46 PM  
Anger Management
Friendship is Magic
 
2012-09-24 08:48:18 PM  
Wait, you gotta combine both partners

#3footdragon!

Get on /b/, reddit, Japan, and make it so
 
2012-09-24 08:48:26 PM  
12 minutes to go and nothing on this Raw has been less than damn entertaining. I'm pleased so far and consider this show to be a huge success.
 
2012-09-24 08:48:48 PM  

Moodybastard: The_Y2P_Problem: I doubt that Diner has anything that fits a vegan diet.

I thought I heard he and Punk had given up the vegan thing. That it was just too hard to maintain on the road.


He's still vegan at home, and I think he tries to stay vegetarian on the road.

I prefer to think he woke up in bed next to a pile of bacon rinds, wondering what the hell happened last night.
 
2012-09-24 08:49:26 PM  
I got a team name for ya. How about Goatsel?
 
2012-09-24 08:49:35 PM  

ShiningWizard: TheManofPA: The production value in this sketch is greater than the movie with Kane's 3 foot penis

Guess I am finally gonna give into the blue humor from last week...

So who wins in a steel cage match fellas? The Clenis vs. Kane's 3 footer

/already sorry I asked


Speaking of which, isn't the Chyna WWE parody porn coming soon. Do we have to nominate someone who has to watch it and report back?
 
2012-09-24 08:49:36 PM  

ShiningWizard: my lip balm addiction: ShiningWizard: Moodybastard: TheManofPA: Ok, part of me wants to see Kofi spill Troof's soda followed by Troof going heel and nuts about it like Punk once did.

I was waiting for that to happen...

Or Truth get occupied with lil jimme while Kofi looses the match...and then Kofi going heel on Truth.

EVIL KOFI!!!

Something tells me Kofi would rock in heel mode

He could play up the African angle and come out in combat boots and a camo jacket with an AK-47 and a bunch of ammo, smoking a cigar. Maybe get the PTPers to be his minions - the WWE needs some cliques and a black clique led by Colonel Kofi could be a winner.

I like the imagination you put behind that thought but I am getting too much of a KONY vibe from that imagery. Last thing WWE wants is people chanting that every Kofi hits the ramp


Youre average wrasslin fan has no idea who Kony is.
 
2012-09-24 08:50:01 PM  

ShiningWizard: TheManofPA: The production value in this sketch is greater than the movie with Kane's 3 foot penis

Guess I am finally gonna give into the blue humor from last week...

So who wins in a steel cage match fellas? The Clenis vs. Kane's 3 footer

/already sorry I asked


The Clenis. The Clenis is real and it is horrifying not just because of its appearance, but because of what it is attached to. The 3 footer only lives in Vince's mind, which means the 3 Footer isn't anywhere close to the most disturbing thing kicking around in there.
 
2012-09-24 08:50:27 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: I prefer to think he woke up in bed next to a pile of bacon rinds, wondering what the hell happened last night.


He's not Cena
 
2012-09-24 08:50:54 PM  
HA PTP gets jobber entrances
 
2012-09-24 08:51:22 PM  
Santino and Ryder jobbing to the Prime Time Players? Awwww, nuts.
 
2012-09-24 08:51:26 PM  
Awww, midget ref!
 
2012-09-24 08:51:29 PM  
Ryder and Santino?

Random
 
2012-09-24 08:51:33 PM  
WOO WOO WOO
 
2012-09-24 08:51:49 PM  

TheManofPA: KellyKellyKelly: I prefer to think he woke up in bed next to a pile of bacon rinds, wondering what the hell happened last night.

He's not Cena


Cena just leaves the pork rinds on the nightstand as payment for his lady.
 
2012-09-24 08:51:55 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: ShiningWizard: my lip balm addiction: ShiningWizard: Moodybastard: TheManofPA: Ok, part of me wants to see Kofi spill Troof's soda followed by Troof going heel and nuts about it like Punk once did.

I was waiting for that to happen...

Or Truth get occupied with lil jimme while Kofi looses the match...and then Kofi going heel on Truth.

EVIL KOFI!!!

Something tells me Kofi would rock in heel mode

He could play up the African angle and come out in combat boots and a camo jacket with an AK-47 and a bunch of ammo, smoking a cigar. Maybe get the PTPers to be his minions - the WWE needs some cliques and a black clique led by Colonel Kofi could be a winner.

I like the imagination you put behind that thought but I am getting too much of a KONY vibe from that imagery. Last thing WWE wants is people chanting that every Kofi hits the ramp

Youre average wrasslin fan has no idea who Kony is.


Everyone with the internet knows who Kony is weather they wanted to or not
 
2012-09-24 08:52:01 PM  

silgryphon: HA PTP gets jobber entrances


In favor of team goofball. Interesting choice.
 
2012-09-24 08:52:01 PM  
Criss Angel: Musician
 
2012-09-24 08:52:24 PM  

silgryphon: Ryder and Santino?

Random


They've teamed together a few times, so it's not totally random. They're Team Goofy Face.
 
2012-09-24 08:52:39 PM  
Black Cena, his pal and Ryder all get jobber entrances with Ryder just coming out to Santino's music? heh...poor Zac