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(WWE)   Will John Cena's shoulder surgery leave him with only four moves of doom? Is Vince starting his own inept scab ref controversy angle? Will Michael Cole revert to his heel persona when interviewing Jerry Lawler? It's WWE Monday Night Raw, 8 PM on USA   (wwe.com) divider line 1273
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2012-09-25 01:07:06 AM
ok, wtf was up with the Ryberg swerve?!
 
2012-09-25 02:18:23 AM
nyrkah1
"I actually haven't watched a whole Raw since #1000. Don't really comment much anywhere anymore. I just read the threads to sorta keep up."


Me TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
we should form a tag team
 
2012-09-25 07:16:17 AM
Ugh, don't even joke about Punk having to carry Goldberg Jr. for a match.
 
2012-09-25 08:50:37 AM
We grezunda'd?

Woot! Well done FWC!

Anyone care to give me a recap on what I missed?
 
2012-09-25 10:27:46 AM

ferro_man: nyrkah1
"I actually haven't watched a whole Raw since #1000. Don't really comment much anywhere anymore. I just read the threads to sorta keep up."


Me TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
we should form a tag team


#POSTERSONAMISSION!
 
2012-09-25 10:47:23 AM

LoR75: We grezunda'd?

Woot! Well done FWC!

Anyone care to give me a recap on what I missed?


Well...
*Cole and JR on commentary
*AJ wore Chucks again (she's slowly reverting to her Diva identity)
*Heyman proposed to AJ
*Referee Brad "cross between Ricardo and James Marsden" Maddox apologized to CM Punk
*Ziggles vs. Kofi, prefaced by Troof throwing Li'l Jimmy's "soda" in Vickie's face. Ziggles wins it.
*Kane and DBD did role-play therapy with Dr. Shelby at a diner in a pre-tape. The segments were great, and they did a "When Harry Met Sally" tribute with our heroes having a Yes-gasm
*The Prime Time Players had a quick squash on Santino and Zack Ryder
*Mick Foley came out to berate Punk for his heelishess. The two of them exchanged words in a promo clinic
* Miz vs. Ryberg. Who do you think won? That's right... the FOO CHAIN
*AJ informed Ricardo, his chauffeur, and Otunga they would be facing Sheamus and friends in a six-man match. Ricardo (bless his heart) was so excited he ripped off his neck collar in celebration
*Wade Barrett showed Tyson Kidd his business (wait... what?)
*Jerry Lawler was interviewed via satellite from Stately Lawler Manor. He was raspy from the ventilator that had been stuck in his throat, but otherwise looked good for a man who nearly died on basic cable two weeks ago.
*Ricardo, Del Rio and Otunga vs. Sheamus, Botch and Rey Rey. Sheamus Brogue Kicks Otunga into Smackdown for the win
*Lime count - a bit excessive
*The WWE universe is given a choice of names for the Kane/DBD team: Team Teamwork, Team Hell No, and Team Friendship. Despite SW's desparate wishing, they are christened Team Hell No and are summarily attacked by Cody Rhodes and Damien Sandow, who christen themselves the Rhodes Scholars
*Layla/Alicia Fox vs. Eve/Beth Phoenix - Eve lets her sunny side slip for the win. Katelyn reappears to announce that she has seen the security tapes, and the person who Kerriganed her was... BLONDE! Stay tuned true believers.
*Funakasaurus vs. Albertensai - Pumpkins indeed roll as the two grapple until The Big Show makes it to the ring. He WMDs both combatants.
*Cena comes out to solid boos, which he calls "a mixed reaction" He plays the "I might not be well in time for HITC" card until Punk and Heyman comes out to the ring. Punk turns his back and threatened to further injure Cena at the count of five. Cena produces a pipe (PVC painted silver) and strikes Punk in the gut when he turns around. Cena "That's what I call a pipe bomb" Yes, he really said that.
*Punk limps backstage and finds Foley smirking at him. He attacks Foley and turns to go, but something makes him turn and gasp in fear. Was it:
a) A fuming Foley in Cactus Jack mode?
b) The Undertaker her to get those damn kids out of his yard?
c) Ryberg looking for his pinkeye medicine?

Sadly, it was c)

Oh, and replacement refs at the GB/Seahawks game ruined football FOREVER!!!!111!!
 
2012-09-25 11:07:41 AM
I'm glad someone else noticed Ryberg's constant pink eye. Gross.
 
2012-09-25 11:51:34 AM

Watching for Jerry Lawler's interview and DB/Kane got me to watch and keep watching up to Funkasaurus. I have to say that someone in WWE deserves a corner office.

For one, they made Kane relevant. That is no easy task. Kane found his "Married... With Children" moment. It's more than comic relief, it's comic relief that works.
For two, they got Tag Team to be relevant again. It doesn't have to be the lowest tier title right next to US and Divas. I remember a lot of great tag teams from Hart Foundation to Rock and Sock Connection. Just add some freaking importance to the title, make people want it, something.

Has for reading the thread and seeing the ending.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

I Farkin called that Shiat like a month ago! Bunch of fWcers were scared because they knew it'd be true! Ryback is exactly what Vince wants and anything Vince wants Vince gets.
 
2012-09-25 12:03:07 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: I'm glad someone else noticed Ryberg's constant pink eye. Gross.


I find it telling that it cleared up right after Tyler Rexx quit to raise a family.
 
2012-09-25 01:22:41 PM
"BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"HAHAHA Ha... wait.... wait... wait (inhale) it ended how again Monsoon?"

"HA.. OHHOHOHAHA... it... ended.... with... Ryback..."

(pause)

"BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
 
2012-09-25 01:45:20 PM
Oh! And what the fark was it when Cena just passed the hot black girl in the front row a farking LEAD PIPE!! Here ya go! Promise you won't whack anyone with this during the dark match mmmkay?
 
2012-09-25 01:54:25 PM

MagSeven: Oh! And what the fark was it when Cena just passed the hot black girl in the front row a farking LEAD PIPE!! Here ya go! Promise you won't whack anyone with this during the dark match mmmkay?


If she was a fat chick, he would have used it to signal to the security guys which one he wanted taken to the back for him.
 
2012-09-25 02:43:13 PM

FirstNationalBastard: MagSeven: Oh! And what the fark was it when Cena just passed the hot black girl in the front row a farking LEAD PIPE!! Here ya go! Promise you won't whack anyone with this during the dark match mmmkay?

If she was a fat chick, he would have used it to signal to the security guys which one he wanted taken to the back for him.


wrestling.insidepulse.com
approves.
 
2012-09-25 03:24:40 PM
So this is the party line:

Monday's Raw concluded with WWE Champion CM Punk encountering Mick Foley backstage and giving him a kick to the gut in response to a disappointed glare. Moments later, Punk stopped dead in his tracks upon seeing Ryback staring him down. The segment was also notable for the lack of crowd reaction to Ryback in the segment. According to fans in attendance, the segment was not shown to the live crowd as the Titantron screen was dark.

BAH GAWD KING, throw some money at the Undertaker
 
2012-09-25 04:32:37 PM

TheManofPA: BAH GAWD KING, throw some money at the Undertaker


Want to get Ryberg over? Make Taker his manager/mentor/cult leader.
 
2012-09-25 07:33:18 PM
clintster great summary. I wish the end wasn't true.
 
2012-09-25 07:46:15 PM

Masterstuff: Watching for Jerry Lawler's interview and DB/Kane got me to watch and keep watching up to Funkasaurus. I have to say that someone in WWE deserves a corner office.

For one, they made Kane relevant. That is no easy task. Kane found his "Married... With Children" moment. It's more than comic relief, it's comic relief that works.
For two, they got Tag Team to be relevant again. It doesn't have to be the lowest tier title right next to US and Divas. I remember a lot of great tag teams from Hart Foundation to Rock and Sock Connection. Just add some freaking importance to the title, make people want it, something.

Has for reading the thread and seeing the ending.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
I Farkin called that Shiat like a month ago! Bunch of fWcers were scared because they knew it'd be true! Ryback is exactly what Vince wants and anything Vince wants Vince gets.


That's the thing isn't it? Who do you like better? Demon Kane or Anger management Kane? Right now I like the latter because the schtick with DB works. I was not a big fan of DBs whiny heel character either. He was great in the ring but I didn't like the persona. I think angry DB is great.

As far as Ryberg, I don't think he's ever going to be over. Wait until he gets on the mic opposite punk. That's his problem among other things. He has no personality other than being a brute. I've seen him exactly once on the mic and I think it was an little interview with creepy Josh. It was just so dull. It will be interesting to see how far Vince takes it. Look at Albert. He got a big push when he came back and it fell completely flat. Now he's back in the low mid card or jobbing. Ryberg is the same way. He either gets mocked or worse gets no reaction at all.
 
2012-09-26 01:23:59 AM
Only one man in the WWE is botch-proof. That man is
RIIIIIICCCCCCCCCARDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

We noted before that Sin Cara wrestled a masked luchador at last night's WWE Saturday Morning Slam tapings in Buffalo, New York.

We've just learned that the wrestler went by the name El Local and it was actually Ricardo Rodriguez in a mask. Sin Cara ended up winning the match with a Swanton while Santino Marella was on commentary.

This comes the same day that we reported WWE officials were talking about having Ricardo wrestle more. As noted before, he has wrestled under a mask before as Chimaera.
 
2012-09-26 11:56:48 PM
And we're back...

Did You Know? The NFL's derpy potato refs made this week's Monday Night Raw the lowest rated show since May?
 
2012-09-27 01:18:53 AM

FirstNationalBastard: And we're back...

Did You Know? The NFL's derpy potato refs made this week's Monday Night Raw the lowest rated show since May?


Damn those scab refs


/and ryberg
 
2012-09-27 05:12:28 AM

TheManofPA: This comes the same day that we reported WWE officials were talking about having Ricardo wrestle more.


I am more than OK with this.
 
2012-09-27 07:42:48 AM
LMS
 
2012-09-27 10:00:41 AM

clintster: LoR75: We grezunda'd?

Woot! Well done FWC!

Anyone care to give me a recap on what I missed?

Well...
*Cole and JR on commentary
*AJ wore Chucks again (she's slowly reverting to her Diva identity)
*Heyman proposed to AJ
*Referee Brad "cross between Ricardo and James Marsden" Maddox apologized to CM Punk
*Ziggles vs. Kofi, prefaced by Troof throwing Li'l Jimmy's "soda" in Vickie's face. Ziggles wins it.
*Kane and DBD did role-play therapy with Dr. Shelby at a diner in a pre-tape. The segments were great, and they did a "When Harry Met Sally" tribute with our heroes having a Yes-gasm
*The Prime Time Players had a quick squash on Santino and Zack Ryder
*Mick Foley came out to berate Punk for his heelishess. The two of them exchanged words in a promo clinic
* Miz vs. Ryberg. Who do you think won? That's right... the FOO CHAIN
*AJ informed Ricardo, his chauffeur, and Otunga they would be facing Sheamus and friends in a six-man match. Ricardo (bless his heart) was so excited he ripped off his neck collar in celebration
*Wade Barrett showed Tyson Kidd his business (wait... what?)
*Jerry Lawler was interviewed via satellite from Stately Lawler Manor. He was raspy from the ventilator that had been stuck in his throat, but otherwise looked good for a man who nearly died on basic cable two weeks ago.
*Ricardo, Del Rio and Otunga vs. Sheamus, Botch and Rey Rey. Sheamus Brogue Kicks Otunga into Smackdown for the win
*Lime count - a bit excessive
*The WWE universe is given a choice of names for the Kane/DBD team: Team Teamwork, Team Hell No, and Team Friendship. Despite SW's desparate wishing, they are christened Team Hell No and are summarily attacked by Cody Rhodes and Damien Sandow, who christen themselves the Rhodes Scholars
*Layla/Alicia Fox vs. Eve/Beth Phoenix - Eve lets her sunny side slip for the win. Katelyn reappears to announce that she has seen the security tapes, and the person who Kerriganed her was... BLONDE! Stay tuned true believers.
*Funakasaurus vs. Albertensai - Pumpkins indeed roll as the two grapple until The Big Show makes it to the ring. He WMDs both combatants.
*Cena comes out to solid boos, which he calls "a mixed reaction" He plays the "I might not be well in time for HITC" card until Punk and Heyman comes out to the ring. Punk turns his back and threatened to further injure Cena at the count of five. Cena produces a pipe (PVC painted silver) and strikes Punk in the gut when he turns around. Cena "That's what I call a pipe bomb" Yes, he really said that.
*Punk limps backstage and finds Foley smirking at him. He attacks Foley and turns to go, but something makes him turn and gasp in fear. Was it:
a) A fuming Foley in Cactus Jack mode?
b) The Undertaker her to get those damn kids out of his yard?
c) Ryberg looking for his pinkeye medicine?

Sadly, it was c)

Oh, and replacement refs at the GB/Seahawks game ruined football FOREVER!!!!111!!


Thank you sir!

Sounds like it was a pretty decent RAW except for the Foo Chain.

/anyone else see this thread as deleted?
 
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