If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(WWE)   Will John Cena's shoulder surgery leave him with only four moves of doom? Is Vince starting his own inept scab ref controversy angle? Will Michael Cole revert to his heel persona when interviewing Jerry Lawler? It's WWE Monday Night Raw, 8 PM on USA   (wwe.com) divider line 1273
    More: Interesting, John Cena, Jerry Lawler, shoulder surgery, Wrestling Superstars  
•       •       •

205 clicks; posted to Sports » on 24 Sep 2012 at 7:00 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



1273 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | » | Last | Show all
 
2012-09-24 08:45:42 PM  
Uh oh... I see Daniel trying to pay with fiat currency and ruining everything.
 
2012-09-24 08:45:45 PM  
They should have named the waiter Isaac.
 
2012-09-24 08:45:47 PM  
This isn't Kane. This is Gerald.
 
2012-09-24 08:45:52 PM  
Gerald the waiter
 
2012-09-24 08:46:00 PM  
Gerald the Waiter....haha
 
2012-09-24 08:46:01 PM  
It would have killed them to name him Jacob?
 
2012-09-24 08:46:17 PM  

robsul82: Flo Kane would like to take your order.


"Kiss mah 3 foot cock!"
 
2012-09-24 08:46:34 PM  
Wait......are we all witnesses to a murder?
 
2012-09-24 08:46:37 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: They should have named the waiter Isaac.


Also would have been acceptable.
 
2012-09-24 08:46:59 PM  
#TEAM FRIENDSHIP!
 
2012-09-24 08:47:01 PM  
"I don't know what you're talking about. My name is Gerald."
 
2012-09-24 08:47:01 PM  
He's kidding!

Gerald has a great sense of humor!

/laugh...for the love of god laugh
 
2012-09-24 08:47:03 PM  
That diner is gonna get shutdown now

OH shiat

TEAM HUGGYBEAR
 
2012-09-24 08:47:09 PM  
#3FOOTPENI
 
2012-09-24 08:47:34 PM  
SAVE US Y2J GOATFACE AND THE FREAK!
 
2012-09-24 08:47:36 PM  
They already have a team name, they're Team Friendship.
 
2012-09-24 08:47:38 PM  
#HELLNO!
 
2012-09-24 08:47:44 PM  

TheManofPA: The production value in this sketch is greater than the movie with Kane's 3 foot penis


Guess I am finally gonna give into the blue humor from last week...

So who wins in a steel cage match fellas? The Clenis vs. Kane's 3 footer

/already sorry I asked
 
2012-09-24 08:47:46 PM  
Anger Management
Friendship is Magic
 
2012-09-24 08:48:18 PM  
Wait, you gotta combine both partners

#3footdragon!

Get on /b/, reddit, Japan, and make it so
 
2012-09-24 08:48:26 PM  
12 minutes to go and nothing on this Raw has been less than damn entertaining. I'm pleased so far and consider this show to be a huge success.
 
2012-09-24 08:48:48 PM  

Moodybastard: The_Y2P_Problem: I doubt that Diner has anything that fits a vegan diet.

I thought I heard he and Punk had given up the vegan thing. That it was just too hard to maintain on the road.


He's still vegan at home, and I think he tries to stay vegetarian on the road.

I prefer to think he woke up in bed next to a pile of bacon rinds, wondering what the hell happened last night.
 
2012-09-24 08:49:26 PM  
I got a team name for ya. How about Goatsel?
 
2012-09-24 08:49:35 PM  

ShiningWizard: TheManofPA: The production value in this sketch is greater than the movie with Kane's 3 foot penis

Guess I am finally gonna give into the blue humor from last week...

So who wins in a steel cage match fellas? The Clenis vs. Kane's 3 footer

/already sorry I asked


Speaking of which, isn't the Chyna WWE parody porn coming soon. Do we have to nominate someone who has to watch it and report back?
 
2012-09-24 08:49:36 PM  

ShiningWizard: my lip balm addiction: ShiningWizard: Moodybastard: TheManofPA: Ok, part of me wants to see Kofi spill Troof's soda followed by Troof going heel and nuts about it like Punk once did.

I was waiting for that to happen...

Or Truth get occupied with lil jimme while Kofi looses the match...and then Kofi going heel on Truth.

EVIL KOFI!!!

Something tells me Kofi would rock in heel mode

He could play up the African angle and come out in combat boots and a camo jacket with an AK-47 and a bunch of ammo, smoking a cigar. Maybe get the PTPers to be his minions - the WWE needs some cliques and a black clique led by Colonel Kofi could be a winner.

I like the imagination you put behind that thought but I am getting too much of a KONY vibe from that imagery. Last thing WWE wants is people chanting that every Kofi hits the ramp


Youre average wrasslin fan has no idea who Kony is.
 
2012-09-24 08:50:01 PM  

ShiningWizard: TheManofPA: The production value in this sketch is greater than the movie with Kane's 3 foot penis

Guess I am finally gonna give into the blue humor from last week...

So who wins in a steel cage match fellas? The Clenis vs. Kane's 3 footer

/already sorry I asked


The Clenis. The Clenis is real and it is horrifying not just because of its appearance, but because of what it is attached to. The 3 footer only lives in Vince's mind, which means the 3 Footer isn't anywhere close to the most disturbing thing kicking around in there.
 
2012-09-24 08:50:27 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: I prefer to think he woke up in bed next to a pile of bacon rinds, wondering what the hell happened last night.


He's not Cena
 
2012-09-24 08:50:54 PM  
HA PTP gets jobber entrances
 
2012-09-24 08:51:22 PM  
Santino and Ryder jobbing to the Prime Time Players? Awwww, nuts.
 
2012-09-24 08:51:26 PM  
Awww, midget ref!
 
2012-09-24 08:51:29 PM  
Ryder and Santino?

Random
 
2012-09-24 08:51:33 PM  
WOO WOO WOO
 
2012-09-24 08:51:49 PM  

TheManofPA: KellyKellyKelly: I prefer to think he woke up in bed next to a pile of bacon rinds, wondering what the hell happened last night.

He's not Cena


Cena just leaves the pork rinds on the nightstand as payment for his lady.
 
2012-09-24 08:51:55 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: ShiningWizard: my lip balm addiction: ShiningWizard: Moodybastard: TheManofPA: Ok, part of me wants to see Kofi spill Troof's soda followed by Troof going heel and nuts about it like Punk once did.

I was waiting for that to happen...

Or Truth get occupied with lil jimme while Kofi looses the match...and then Kofi going heel on Truth.

EVIL KOFI!!!

Something tells me Kofi would rock in heel mode

He could play up the African angle and come out in combat boots and a camo jacket with an AK-47 and a bunch of ammo, smoking a cigar. Maybe get the PTPers to be his minions - the WWE needs some cliques and a black clique led by Colonel Kofi could be a winner.

I like the imagination you put behind that thought but I am getting too much of a KONY vibe from that imagery. Last thing WWE wants is people chanting that every Kofi hits the ramp

Youre average wrasslin fan has no idea who Kony is.


Everyone with the internet knows who Kony is weather they wanted to or not
 
2012-09-24 08:52:01 PM  

silgryphon: HA PTP gets jobber entrances


In favor of team goofball. Interesting choice.
 
2012-09-24 08:52:01 PM  
Criss Angel: Musician
 
2012-09-24 08:52:24 PM  

silgryphon: Ryder and Santino?

Random


They've teamed together a few times, so it's not totally random. They're Team Goofy Face.
 
2012-09-24 08:52:39 PM  
Black Cena, his pal and Ryder all get jobber entrances with Ryder just coming out to Santino's music? heh...poor Zack
 
2012-09-24 08:53:04 PM  

ShiningWizard: Igor Jakovsky: ShiningWizard: my lip balm addiction: ShiningWizard: Moodybastard: TheManofPA: Ok, part of me wants to see Kofi spill Troof's soda followed by Troof going heel and nuts about it like Punk once did.

I was waiting for that to happen...

Or Truth get occupied with lil jimme while Kofi looses the match...and then Kofi going heel on Truth.

EVIL KOFI!!!

Something tells me Kofi would rock in heel mode

He could play up the African angle and come out in combat boots and a camo jacket with an AK-47 and a bunch of ammo, smoking a cigar. Maybe get the PTPers to be his minions - the WWE needs some cliques and a black clique led by Colonel Kofi could be a winner.

I like the imagination you put behind that thought but I am getting too much of a KONY vibe from that imagery. Last thing WWE wants is people chanting that every Kofi hits the ramp

Youre average wrasslin fan has no idea who Kony is.

Everyone with the internet knows who Kony is weather they wanted to or not


No, they know OF Kony and probably put it on their facebook page to seem socially aware. They have no idea who or what a Kony really is. Most of them probably thought it was some sort of clown pony.
 
2012-09-24 08:53:10 PM  
They could earn millions and millions of dollars? Oh JR, your naivete is almost believable.
 
2012-09-24 08:53:31 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Black Cena, his pal and Ryder all get jobber entrances with Ryder just coming out to Santino's music? heh...poor Zack


He's been on Raw for the last 3 or 4 weeks, and got a PPV match. Things are in an upward trend.
 
2012-09-24 08:53:32 PM  
Team Cobro?
 
2012-09-24 08:53:45 PM  
PTP win. Waaaah, get some personalities.
 
2012-09-24 08:53:47 PM  
awful
 
2012-09-24 08:53:52 PM  

robsul82: Santino and Ryder jobbing to the Prime Time Players? Awwww, nuts.


Wow jobbed to them in a minute too.
 
2012-09-24 08:53:54 PM  
So, I guess this means we won't get a swerve where CM Punk's opponent is either Ryder or Santino?

Instead we'll either get Cena (who will recover/win hurt) or Big Show as a face WITH NO EXPLANATION

They should just say screw it and put him against someone who can deliver a great match. Hell, put him against Christian who wants a shot at his first WWE belt, then build the next two weeks like they did with the Santino title match
 
2012-09-24 08:53:59 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: ShiningWizard: TheManofPA: The production value in this sketch is greater than the movie with Kane's 3 foot penis

Guess I am finally gonna give into the blue humor from last week...

So who wins in a steel cage match fellas? The Clenis vs. Kane's 3 footer

/already sorry I asked

The Clenis. The Clenis is real and it is horrifying not just because of its appearance, but because of what it is attached to. The 3 footer only lives in Vince's mind, which means the 3 Footer isn't anywhere close to the most disturbing thing kicking around in there.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-24 08:54:02 PM  
Haven't watched wrestling in a long time. Sitting in a hunting cabin with a bunch of rednecks.

Kane and Daniel Bryan are TV GOLD. That restaurant bit was farking HILARIOUS. Those two need to have a long run together.
 
2012-09-24 08:54:13 PM  
"My sign gets more TV Time than Zack Ryder".

Brutal, but true.
 
2012-09-24 08:54:19 PM  
"My sign gets more TV time than Zack Ryder."

le sigh...
 
Displayed 50 of 1273 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report