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(NBC News)   Doctors warn that trampolines are no place for children, should only be used by well-trained, large breasted, scantily clad women   (vitals.nbcnews.com) divider line 12
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2012-09-24 08:52:45 AM
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markfara: My sister once broke a boob on a trampoline. She also sprained her vulva and her other boob. We got rid of that thing after that, believe me.


That's no way to treat your sister.
2012-09-24 10:34:03 AM
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2012-09-24 06:18:38 PM
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2012-09-24 10:52:47 AM
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let's keep the TRAMP in on trampoline!

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2012-09-24 10:40:14 AM
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namegoeshere: Oh damn, y'all! I came in here to actually post a serious comment about kids and trampolines. Who the hell is going to read it sandwiched in here amongst all the boobies??

*sigh* Anyway...

Trampolines are excellent exercise for this generation of kids who need it now more than ever. Teach them to use it safely and let them use it. Or, you could continue to wrap them in bubble-wrap and end up with fat, uncoordinated teens who can't walk and talk on the phone without falling down..

There. Now continue the boobs.


Every time I intend to post something relevant, someone beats me to the punch within 2 posts. Well, Fark it... I'll say what I came to say anyway.

I did my share of jumping on trampolines when I was in my early 20s, which amounts to an awful lot of overconfidence, stupidity, and alcohol. There may have been a few other greener things in the mix. We did flips, jumped out of 2nd story windows... You know, all that normal stuff that people do.

One time I landed very badly on my head. I got very concerned that I may well have screwed myself up permanently. From that point forward, I realized that trampolines are dangerous killing machines. I'm sorry, "suicide machines" might be a better term. At the very least, they are "self paralyzing" machines.

This is why I don't let my kids on them. Every time one of my kids says, "let's get one", I essentially say, "I thought you were smarter than that."

However, I do think it's a great idea for boobilicous women to jump on them all day. Just don't do any flips.
2012-09-24 09:52:06 AM
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Tramampoline! Trapopoline!
2012-09-24 09:31:00 AM
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2012-09-24 09:24:34 AM
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LobsterSausage: Challenge accepted!
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I see absolutely no trampolines in those pictures... and believe me I looked at each picture for a good long time
2012-09-24 09:05:36 AM
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Destini had been showing her mom gymnastics moves she'd been practicing when the accident happened adapting to work the pole in her inevitable adult career as a stripper.
2012-09-24 08:55:05 AM
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/trampoline was the best part of gym class
2012-09-24 08:51:49 AM
1 votes:
My sister once broke a boob on a trampoline. She also sprained her vulva and her other boob. We got rid of that thing after that, believe me.
2012-09-24 07:24:18 AM
1 votes:
Oh damn, y'all! I came in here to actually post a serious comment about kids and trampolines. Who the hell is going to read it sandwiched in here amongst all the boobies??

*sigh* Anyway...

Trampolines are excellent exercise for this generation of kids who need it now more than ever. Teach them to use it safely and let them use it. Or, you could continue to wrap them in bubble-wrap and end up with fat, uncoordinated teens who can't walk and talk on the phone without falling down..

There. Now continue the boobs.
 
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