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(NBC News)   Doctors warn that trampolines are no place for children, should only be used by well-trained, large breasted, scantily clad women   (vitals.nbcnews.com) divider line 159
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2012-09-24 05:04:20 AM
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2012-09-24 05:36:16 AM
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2012-09-24 07:24:18 AM
Oh damn, y'all! I came in here to actually post a serious comment about kids and trampolines. Who the hell is going to read it sandwiched in here amongst all the boobies??

*sigh* Anyway...

Trampolines are excellent exercise for this generation of kids who need it now more than ever. Teach them to use it safely and let them use it. Or, you could continue to wrap them in bubble-wrap and end up with fat, uncoordinated teens who can't walk and talk on the phone without falling down..

There. Now continue the boobs.
 
2012-09-24 08:05:34 AM
Is this the how-I-broke-something-on-my-trampoline thread? Or the hot-chicks-with-bounding-boobs-thread?

/broke my arm when I was around 12 on a trampoline.
//Compound fracture.
///Nice.
 
2012-09-24 08:17:00 AM
My friend's son broke both bones in his lower leg by landing wrong. It can be highly dangerous
 
2012-09-24 08:51:49 AM
My sister once broke a boob on a trampoline. She also sprained her vulva and her other boob. We got rid of that thing after that, believe me.
 
2012-09-24 08:52:45 AM

markfara: My sister once broke a boob on a trampoline. She also sprained her vulva and her other boob. We got rid of that thing after that, believe me.


That's no way to treat your sister.
 
2012-09-24 08:52:57 AM

Cythraul: Is this the how-I-broke-something-on-my-trampoline thread? Or the hot-chicks-with-bounding-boobs-thread?


Can't it both?

I'm sure some people would like to fap to the other thing, too.
 
2012-09-24 08:54:06 AM
My youngest son and I were wrestling on the trampoline. He decided to do a flying "let's land on daddy's ribs with both heels", breaking two of my ribs in the process. Good time, good times.
 
2012-09-24 08:55:05 AM
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/trampoline was the best part of gym class
 
2012-09-24 08:55:14 AM
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Approve heartily.
 
2012-09-24 08:55:24 AM

namegoeshere: Trampolines are excellent exercise for this generation of kids who need it now more than ever. Teach them to use it safely and let them use it. Or, you could continue to wrap them in bubble-wrap and end up with fat, uncoordinated teens who can't walk and talk on the phone without falling down..


shiat just put up that a net around it,the kids are too farking fat to fall through a gap at the bottom.
 
2012-09-24 08:58:27 AM
FTA: Prouty will never forget the day, eight years ago, she saw her 8-year-old daughter Destini bounce off the backyard trampoline and land hard on her head and neck.

BLECH - if you name you child "Destini" you deserve to have them paralyzed from the neck down.
 
2012-09-24 08:59:30 AM

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Bless you, sir.
 
2012-09-24 08:59:55 AM

namegoeshere: Oh damn, y'all! I came in here to actually post a serious comment about kids and trampolines. Who the hell is going to read it sandwiched in here amongst all the boobies??


You need to post some industrialized meat yourself in order to get any headway.

Like this:
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2012-09-24 09:00:21 AM
"your"

that would be "your child"

I just woke up
 
2012-09-24 09:00:56 AM
You want trampolines?

THISis a motherfarking trampoline!
 
2012-09-24 09:01:36 AM
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2012-09-24 09:02:15 AM
Tramp thread!
 
2012-09-24 09:03:58 AM
I have never in all my life seen a trampoline in use that had only one kid on it. The only way an adult could enforce a one kid at a time rule would be to break each child's' legs so that s/he could not access the trampoline until placed upon it which would kind of defeat the purpose of having a trampoline. Sometimes I'm tempted to get my kids a trampoline, but I don't even know how to break another persons' legs and I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have the heart to break my own kids' legs even if I did know how.
 
2012-09-24 09:04:23 AM
You know what's awesome? Having wrestling matches on trampolines with your pals after consuming a large amount of alcohol.
 
2012-09-24 09:05:36 AM
Destini had been showing her mom gymnastics moves she'd been practicing when the accident happened adapting to work the pole in her inevitable adult career as a stripper.
 
2012-09-24 09:09:44 AM

namegoeshere: Oh damn, y'all! I came in here to actually post a serious comment about kids and trampolines. Who the hell is going to read it sandwiched in here amongst all the boobies??

*sigh* Anyway...

Trampolines are excellent exercise for this generation of kids who need it now more than ever. Teach them to use it safely and let them use it. Or, you could continue to wrap them in bubble-wrap and end up with fat, uncoordinated teens who can't walk and talk on the phone without falling down..

There. Now continue the boobs.


My kids are fairly healthy, but you have hit upon the primary reason I am repeatedly tempted to purchase a trampoline. A secondary reason, I have been told by a couple of folks that trampoline use boosts the immune system, triggers the production of human growth hormone in a child, and has a calming affect on children who are inclined to be overly energetic or highly distractible.
 
2012-09-24 09:10:09 AM

res_nihil: You know what's awesome? Having wrestling matches on trampolines with your pals after consuming a large amount of alcohol.


we used to box on the trampoline... it was awesome.
 
2012-09-24 09:11:38 AM
And stray foxes.

Ever notice how animals are smarter at using a trampoline than people? They bounce once and then wait before jumping again, instead of going higher and higher until they are out of control.
 
2012-09-24 09:14:41 AM

hubris73: FTA: Prouty will never forget the day, eight years ago, she saw her 8-year-old daughter Destini bounce off the backyard trampoline and land hard on her head and neck.

BLECH - if you name you child "Destini" you deserve to have them paralyzed from the neck down.



That's just mean man... no strippers in wheelchairs, no destiny.
 
2012-09-24 09:15:02 AM

Close2TheEdge: You want trampolines?

THISis a motherfarking trampoline!


Kids wouldn't like that as much as a traditional trampoline because it would be so much harder to hurt themselves on in that environment. Yes, they would figure out a way to get hurt, but it would take a lot more effort.
 
2012-09-24 09:15:27 AM
Yes, precious snowflakes should be kept in deep freeze at all times, and not given any opportunity to experience life for fear that they might damage themselves.
 
2012-09-24 09:15:35 AM
"Your Childhood of Freedom and Consequences is an Anathema to the New American Society. It Shall Be Disparaged and Ridiculed Until Finally Forbidden."
 
2012-09-24 09:16:50 AM
Grab a beer and drop your pants.
Send your wife and kids to France.
It's the Man Show!
Quit your job and light a fart.
Yank your favorite private part.
It's the Man Show!
Its a place where men can come together.
Look at the cans on this chick named Heather.
Juggy girls on trampolines. *
Time to loosen those blue jeans.
It's the . . . Man Show! 

*(PNSFW)
 
2012-09-24 09:17:21 AM

Cythraul: Is this the how-I-broke-something-on-my-trampoline thread? Or the hot-chicks-with-bounding-boobs-thread?

/broke my arm when I was around 12 on a trampoline.
//Compound fracture.
///Nice.


Had a friend who moved her trampoline to within jumping distance of a treehouse-type structure. She got off light with a broken leg.

That said, my sister and I got a trampoline when we were about 10/11. That got used until we were well into our teens.

Kids need dangerous fun.
 
2012-09-24 09:18:33 AM

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Yes. And look how the children of the 70s grew up to wreck the economy and the country.
NTTAWWT.
 
2012-09-24 09:19:50 AM

Lunaville:
My kids are fairly healthy, but you have hit upon the primary reason I am repeatedly tempted to purchase a trampoline. A secondary reason, I have been told by a couple of folks that trampoline use boosts the immune system, triggers the production of human growth hormone in a child, and has a calming affect on children who are inclined to be overly energetic or highly distractible.


If that's the case, then I'm replacing the floors in my house with trampolines.

/Now continue the boobs.
 
2012-09-24 09:20:38 AM

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How your parents let you rolled.

My parents let me roll how I wanted too, but it was the 90s. Its just funny that a generation that was allowed to do this is the one with the helicopter parents
 
2012-09-24 09:20:51 AM

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Yes. And look how the children of the 70s grew up to wreck the economy and the country.
NTTAWWT.


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2012-09-24 09:22:02 AM
Csb time!!!!

I bought a trampoline with the net kit a couple if years ago for my three kids. I was giving my wife crap about the net thinking that it wasnt needed. She insisted that I install it (never jumped on a trampoline in my life up to that point). As soon as I get done we surprise the kids with it. The very first time my youngest daughter jumped, she came down at a weird angle, and shot right into the net. She was fine, but had that net not been there, who knows...

/ end csb
 
2012-09-24 09:24:30 AM
My friend had a trampoline. I don't think anyone broke anything on it.
Her mom had a 2 at a time maximum, which was probably just as dangerous as 3 kids. On hot summer days, we used to get in our bathing suits, get the hose out and jump on it wet.
 
2012-09-24 09:24:33 AM

FirstNationalBastard: markfara: My sister once broke a boob on a trampoline. She also sprained her vulva and her other boob. We got rid of that thing after that, believe me.

That's no way to treat your sister.


I'm pretty sure it wasn't a trampoline. It was a "tramp-o-line".

/that's Southern talk for "my brother's penis"
 
2012-09-24 09:24:34 AM

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I see absolutely no trampolines in those pictures... and believe me I looked at each picture for a good long time
 
2012-09-24 09:25:11 AM

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: FirstNationalBastard: markfara: My sister once broke a boob on a trampoline. She also sprained her vulva and her other boob. We got rid of that thing after that, believe me.

That's no way to treat your sister.

I'm pretty sure it wasn't a trampoline. It was a "tramp-o-line".

/that's Southern talk for "my brother's penis"


Sis?
 
2012-09-24 09:26:47 AM
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2012-09-24 09:27:33 AM
My 5 year old son has a sensory processing disorder and continually seeks strong sensory input. A few minutes on a trampoline can really help calm him down and keep him out of trouble. We got one of the small ones, about 6 foot diameter, from Sam's, and it works like a charm.
 
2012-09-24 09:27:49 AM
Life is too dangerous for today's fragile little snowflakes.
 
2012-09-24 09:29:09 AM
This thread has potential.

/in no way a bookmark
 
2012-09-24 09:30:13 AM

splat the whale: This thread has potential.

/in no way a bookmark


Exactly. Coming to Fark just to look at busty, voluptuous women? Pssh!
 
2012-09-24 09:31:00 AM
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2012-09-24 09:32:46 AM

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2012-09-24 09:34:02 AM
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2012-09-24 09:34:58 AM

kcfarker: Lunaville:
My kids are fairly healthy, but you have hit upon the primary reason I am repeatedly tempted to purchase a trampoline. A secondary reason, I have been told by a couple of folks that trampoline use boosts the immune system, triggers the production of human growth hormone in a child, and has a calming affect on children who are inclined to be overly energetic or highly distractible.

If that's the case, then I'm replacing the floors in my house with trampolines.

/Now continue the boobs.


Once a pair of my neighbors came over to ask my advice. They were thinking of starting a teen club and they wanted to make sure it was popular. They asked me if I had any ideas. I reflected on my own teen years and said "Have proper doors in case of an emergency, but don't let your teen patrons use them for admission. Instead, after they've paid their admission, make them scale an eight foot wall and cross a trampoline bridge to get into the club. Have a second entrance that is an eight foot wall topped with razor wire for those who want more of a challenge. The kids will love it. You'll have to turn kids away so you don't exceed capacity."

They just stood there blinking at me. Finally, I said "Well, possibly I'm drawing from a different personal reference that some people." They didn't utilize my ideas. In fact, they decided against opening a teen club. I still think my ideas would have had broad appeal.
 
2012-09-24 09:35:23 AM

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Damn! I could bounce on those for hours.
 
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