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(The Sun)   One in three UK residents say it's acceptable to answer a phone during sex. (with a very helpful picture of a smoking hot girl and a guy answering a phone)   (thesun.co.uk ) divider line
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2012-09-24 09:17:16 AM  
Anything to distract from looking at your partner's teeth is welcome.
 
2012-09-24 09:18:18 AM  
I drta, but I unthinkingly answered the phone during the deed on my honeymoon. It was sibling 2 calling. She asked "So, what are ya'll doing?"
 
2012-09-24 09:21:01 AM  
Picture fails to illustrate the article, unless phoning in a drug deal is considered sex in the UK.
 
2012-09-24 09:26:14 AM  
If you feel the need to yammer on the cell phone while getting your freak on, you may be doing it wrong.

Either that, or you gotta find yourself a more engaging sex partner...
 
2012-09-24 09:29:03 AM  

Lunaville: I drta, but I unthinkingly answered the phone during the deed on my honeymoon. It was sibling 2 calling. She asked "So, what are ya'll doing?"


"The same thing we use to do growing up, but its not as enjoyable with her"
 
2012-09-24 09:29:26 AM  
I like how The Sun is blocked at work for Adult Content while the Daily Fail isn't, despite both being more or less questionable from that perspective
 
2012-09-24 09:29:36 AM  
Why would you do that? I let it ring. It's slightly distracting and makes me last longer.
 
2012-09-24 09:53:30 AM  

tbhouston: Lunaville: I drta, but I unthinkingly answered the phone during the deed on my honeymoon. It was sibling 2 calling. She asked "So, what are ya'll doing?"

"The same thing we use to do growing up, but its not as enjoyable with her"


"Missing you, Sis."
 
2012-09-24 09:56:18 AM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: tbhouston: Lunaville: I drta, but I unthinkingly answered the phone during the deed on my honeymoon. It was sibling 2 calling. She asked "So, what are ya'll doing?"

"The same thing we use to do growing up, but its not as enjoyable with her"

"Missing Thinking about you, Sis."

 
2012-09-24 09:58:20 AM  

wrenchboy: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: tbhouston: Lunaville: I drta, but I unthinkingly answered the phone during the deed on my honeymoon. It was sibling 2 calling. She asked "So, what are ya'll doing?"

"The same thing we use to do growing up, but its not as enjoyable with her"

"Missing Thinking about you, Sis."


Missing worked better.
 
2012-09-24 10:07:56 AM  

wrenchboy: "Missing Thinking about you, Sis."


i.ytimg.com
 
2012-09-24 10:12:48 AM  
FTFA: "Fifty-seven per cent find it reasonable to use a phone in the loo - though more men than women."

Cmon man, don't do that. No one needs to hear you do your business.
 
2012-09-24 10:27:39 AM  

LDM90: Why would you do that? I let it ring. It's slightly distracting and makes me last longer.


Guess that depends entirely on where the phone is and how strong your vibrate is.
 
2012-09-24 10:33:59 AM  
I've done it, but pretty much just for a laugh. It becomes a game of "what can I do to you to make you fark up your conversation"
 
2012-09-24 10:44:05 AM  
That pic is begging for a caption. Something like:

"I'm calling your pimp. What is so confusing about 'Thai ladyboy' anyway?"
 
2012-09-24 10:45:48 AM  
Unless things have changed radically since I was last in Merry Old England, that is not a picture of people having sex. Either before or after but definitely not during.
 
2012-09-24 10:54:02 AM  
British tabloids exist so that when someone complains about the state of American ones you can always cite an example of ones that are worse.
 
2012-09-24 11:04:51 AM  

bhcompy: I like how The Sun is blocked at work for Adult Content while the Daily Fail isn't, despite both being more or less questionable from that perspective


Page 3 girls, although they seem to be hosted at a separate URL now.


Anyway, as for answering the phone during sex it depends on the situation. My wife and I generally have sex at times that we need to answer work-related calls. That means we do have to answer the phone.
 
2012-09-24 11:10:46 AM  
I just want to thank the subby and the moderator for returning "smoking hot girl" to its rightful place. She is quite fetching.
 
2012-09-24 11:16:48 AM  
its actually pretty damn hot. Whomever is talking on the phone the other person has to do whatever they can to make the other person squirm and not make a noise.
 
2012-09-24 11:20:44 AM  
Tweeting is better:

#macdaddy - I'm sticking it in her ^%$#
 
2012-09-24 11:45:54 AM  

stpauler: Anything to distract from looking at your partner's teeth is welcome.


www.thefunnyplanet.com
 
2012-09-24 11:46:49 AM  
If it's her husband calling, it's good policy to let her answer the phone.

/That way he doesn't have to wonder why she's out of the house.
 
2012-09-24 12:04:58 PM  
Isn't she a bit young to have proto-bunions?
 
2012-09-24 12:05:55 PM  
meanmutton: I just want to thank the subby and the moderator for returning "smoking hot girl" to its rightful place. She is quite fetching.

Agreed, except for her weirdly-angled big toes. That's a problem for me.
 
2012-09-24 12:32:32 PM  
This is probably the 1/3rd of people not getting any and so wouldn't be a problem.

Usually when I get phone calls for emergency at work I conveniently don't hear it ringing.

However, I did find out suggesting to my wife doing it doggy style with my laptop resting on her back so I can get some work done, does not go down well. Heck, I even offered a towel so it wouldn't get hot on her back.
 
2012-09-24 01:11:14 PM  
Don't have access to PS right now, but someone needs to shop a PayPal logo or a logo for one of those "pay instantly" banking services onto the corner there.
 
2012-09-24 01:11:18 PM  
You're doing it wrong.

/that is all
 
2012-09-24 01:18:03 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: meanmutton: I just want to thank the subby and the moderator for returning "smoking hot girl" to its rightful place. She is quite fetching.

Agreed, except for her weirdly-angled big toes. That's a problem for me.


Thanks, I thought I was the only one.
 
2012-09-24 03:57:06 PM  
Eons ago, I was messing around with a girl and her phone rang. As a very socially awkward college student I think I held my breath the entire conversation - it was her fiancee. Only thing I remember was her responding to a question he asked early in the conversation - "oh, just screwing around..."


/csb
//but not for him
 
2012-09-24 05:37:11 PM  
Isn't he just using the CAMERA phone?
 
2012-09-25 01:30:08 AM  
"Hello?"

"This is the United States calling are we reaching ---- See? He keeps hanging up."
 
2012-09-25 01:51:20 AM  

Thelyphthoric: Eons ago, I was messing around with a girl and her phone rang. As a very socially awkward college student I think I held my breath the entire conversation - it was her fiancee. Only thing I remember was her responding to a question he asked early in the conversation - "oh, just screwing around..."


/csb
//but not for him


congrats on being a scumbag.
 
2012-09-25 02:52:50 AM  

Lunaville: I drta, but I unthinkingly answered the phone during the deed on my honeymoon. It was sibling 2 calling. She asked "So, what are ya'll doing?"


Might i just say that your sibling is a moron.
 
2012-09-25 10:08:21 AM  

Zombalupagus: "Hello?"

"This is the United States calling are we reaching ---- See? He keeps hanging up."


Not obscure.
 
2012-09-25 12:04:04 PM  

lake_huron: Not obscure.


That's why I love this place.

/getting time for me to save up for another round of TF I think...
 
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