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(Guardian)   Teacher suspected of having inappropriate relationship with 15 year old student because of a) Facebook postings, b) racy emails, or c) they run away to France together?   (guardian.co.uk) divider line 86
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2012-09-24 09:01:39 AM
[X] White
[X] Girl
[ ] Blonde

Oh, 2 out of 3. Too bad.

Also, it's kind of rare to hear about this happening with a *male* teacher these days. Guess they were beginning to feel under-represented.
 
2012-09-24 09:40:35 AM
Well, you've got to admire the chutzpah. None of this silly sexting, no sireee, let's run off to another country. I'll bet they are halfway to Istanbul by now.
 
2012-09-24 09:41:20 AM
There are tits on that sidebar, so thanks for the NSFW heads-up.
 
2012-09-24 09:41:24 AM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-09-24 09:42:04 AM

xanadian: [X] White
[X] Girl
[ ] Blonde

Oh, 2 out of 3. Too bad.

Also, it's kind of rare to hear about this happening with a *male* teacher these days. Guess they were beginning to feel under-represented.


If they didn't run away together, nobody would have known (at least for a little while longer).
 
2012-09-24 09:42:49 AM
W-w-w-w-hy wo-wo-wo-woild Mmmm-me-eg-ga-ga-an St-st-sta-mm-mm-mm-mmers r-r-r-un away to-to-to Fr-fra-a-a-nce?
 
2012-09-24 09:43:10 AM
AOC in the UK is sixteen. They couldn't wait another year?
 
2012-09-24 09:43:23 AM
Yes. They live in England, so France is mere hours away, like going to Mrytle Beach.
 
2012-09-24 09:43:45 AM
because of they
 
2012-09-24 09:43:55 AM

Old_Chief_Scott: Well, you've got to admire the chutzpah. None of this silly sexting, no sireee, let's run off to another country. I'll bet they are halfway to Istanbul Constantinople by now.


FTFY


Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: There are tits on that sidebar, so thanks for the NSFW heads-up.


Yeah, but they are really small.
 
2012-09-24 09:45:48 AM

Random Discord: Old_Chief_Scott: Well, you've got to admire the chutzpah. None of this silly sexting, no sireee, let's run off to another country. I'll bet they are halfway to Istanbul Constantinople by now.

FTFY


Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: There are tits on that sidebar, so thanks for the NSFW heads-up.

Yeah, but they are really small.


giggity
 
2012-09-24 09:45:53 AM
Haw, haw. See pictures of the maths teacher on his wedding day here.
 
2012-09-24 09:46:52 AM

Random Discord: Yeah, but they are really small.


*begrudging applause*
 
2012-09-24 09:47:46 AM
...a maths teacher at Megan's school in Eastbourne.

Let he who is without sine cast the first stone.
 
2012-09-24 09:47:52 AM
It seems to me that a picture of the teacher might have been helpful, wasn't he good looking enough or something?
 
2012-09-24 09:48:41 AM
Why don't you take a seat right over there? Hey, where are you going? No... come back... Not that far over there!

/taking a seat too
//here's my number, call me when you're 18.
 
2012-09-24 09:48:42 AM
According to the article, she has a "slim build?"

And yet her face is miles wide...
 
2012-09-24 09:50:04 AM
Here's his blog under his "stage name," Jeremy Ayre.
'You hit me like heroin..."
 
2012-09-24 09:50:08 AM

Repo Man: AOC in the UK is sixteen. They couldn't wait another year?


Erect penises aren't known for their patience or their judgement.
 
2012-09-24 09:50:18 AM
I don't often think, much less say, this, but based on the wedding photo, he has a very punchable face.
 
2012-09-24 09:50:27 AM
I be teaching the maths....

Why is it plural?
 
2012-09-24 09:50:54 AM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: There are tits on that sidebar, so thanks for the NSFW heads-up.


I don't see and tits, I want a refund.
 
2012-09-24 09:52:46 AM
 
2012-09-24 09:53:47 AM

Sass-O-Rev: I don't often think, much less say, this, but based on the wedding photo, he has a very punchable face.


Am I a bad person for thinking the younger school girl resembles his wife, and instantly wondering if she let herself go?
 
2012-09-24 09:54:25 AM
European authorities must catch him before he comes again and farks the flower of youth!
 
2012-09-24 09:54:26 AM
I never realized before that the age requirement for becoming president is about the same as the one for dating someone half your age.
 
2012-09-24 09:54:32 AM

Random Discord: Old_Chief_Scott: Well, you've got to admire the chutzpah. None of this silly sexting, no sireee, let's run off to another country. I'll bet they are halfway to Istanbul Constantinople by now.

FTFY




Let's not start that.

"This is Gold Five, stay on topic...stay on topic..."
 
2012-09-24 09:56:28 AM

JohnCarter: I be teaching the maths....

Why is it plural?


Because it's short for "mathematics."
 
2012-09-24 09:56:39 AM

JohnCarter: I be teaching the maths....

Why is it plural?


Because there are more than one numbers in England.
 
2012-09-24 09:58:03 AM
France, huh? I like the way they think.
 
2012-09-24 09:58:57 AM

Random Discord: Old_Chief_Scott: Well, you've got to admire the chutzpah. None of this silly sexting, no sireee, let's run off to another country. I'll bet they are halfway to Istanbul Constantinople Nova Roma by now.

FTFY

 
2012-09-24 10:01:03 AM

Old_Chief_Scott: Random Discord: Old_Chief_Scott: Well, you've got to admire the chutzpah. None of this silly sexting, no sireee, let's run off to another country. I'll bet they are halfway to Istanbul Constantinople by now.

FTFY

Let's not start that.

"This is Gold Five, stay on topic...stay on topic..."


Because it's nobody's business but the Turks'?
 
2012-09-24 10:01:15 AM
Polanski was onto something...
 
2012-09-24 10:10:56 AM
The problem with her last name being Stammers is that I could barely finish the st-, st-, ssssssssst-, st-t,

Sssssssst-, st-, st-, ssssssst-...aw, fark it.
 
2012-09-24 10:12:38 AM

xanadian: Old_Chief_Scott: Random Discord: Old_Chief_Scott: Well, you've got to admire the chutzpah. None of this silly sexting, no sireee, let's run off to another country. I'll bet they are halfway to Istanbul Constantinople by now.

FTFY

Let's not start that.

"This is Gold Five, stay on topic...stay on topic..."

Because it's nobody's business but the Turks' Ottomans?


FTFY :)
 
2012-09-24 10:13:27 AM
images.wikia.com
 
2012-09-24 10:13:40 AM
We all know how this will end.
 
2012-09-24 10:15:54 AM

Old_Chief_Scott: xanadian: Old_Chief_Scott: Random Discord: Old_Chief_Scott: Well, you've got to admire the chutzpah. None of this silly sexting, no sireee, let's run off to another country. I'll bet they are halfway to Istanbul Constantinople by now.

FTFY

Let's not start that.

"This is Gold Five, stay on topic...stay on topic..."

Because it's nobody's business but the Turks' Ottomans?

FTFY :)


Hey wait. Is this a Muslim thing?
 
2012-09-24 10:17:09 AM
I seriously doubt she is in any danger. Still...dating quietly until she was a bit older would have been the smart thing to do.

/I have no idea what the laws are in the UK regarding stuff like this, or what the age of consent is, so some 411 would be nice
 
2012-09-24 10:18:00 AM
maths?
 
2012-09-24 10:19:40 AM
Nicccceeee....
 
2012-09-24 10:20:24 AM
How do they say "I would hit it" in English?
 
2012-09-24 10:24:31 AM
Of all people a maths teacher should know 30 doesn't go into 15.

/I'll get my coat
 
2012-09-24 10:25:15 AM
Makes sense, Going to France is a good way to get to Switzerland.
 
2012-09-24 10:26:45 AM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: There are tits on that sidebar, so thanks for the NSFW heads-up.


THIS. Did not expect in an article about a school girl.
 
2012-09-24 10:26:58 AM

kona: How do they say "I would hit it" in English?


media.comicvine.com
 
2012-09-24 10:28:54 AM
Megan Stammers is believed to be in France with her maths teacher

Learn all the maths?
 
2012-09-24 10:31:25 AM
It's amazing that Americans do no know that "maths" is short-speak for "mathematics", a plural noun. Them Englishters talk some mighty fine Amurcan fer ferners.
 
2012-09-24 10:36:26 AM

hdhale: I have no idea what the laws are in the UK regarding stuff like this, or what the age of consent is, so some 411 would be nice


According to Wikipedia Age of Consent is 15 in France and 16 in the UK, now the flight to France makes sense.
 
2012-09-24 10:39:00 AM

xanadian: Old_Chief_Scott: Random Discord: Old_Chief_Scott: Well, you've got to admire the chutzpah. None of this silly sexting, no sireee, let's run off to another country. I'll bet they are halfway to Istanbul Constantinople by now.

FTFY

Let's not start that.

"This is Gold Five, stay on topic...stay on topic..."

Because it's nobody's business but the Turks'?


Don't... Don't... Don't let's start.
 
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