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(Fox News)   New study from the Baskin-Robbins Weight Control Center finds that dairy products won't make you thin   (foxnews.com) divider line 19
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2012-09-24 09:03:23 AM
For people hoping to control their weight, "I don't think it's a good idea to add dairy on top of their diet,"

Wait, you mean I can't just eat more and lose weight?
 
2012-09-24 10:16:17 AM
I ate lots of Ben and Jerry's and I lost 50 pounds over the course of a year. Like a half-pint a day.

Now... I did rage at the gym for an hour a day and I mainly limited myself to the Ben and Jerry's FroYo flavors, but still. It is possible to lose weight on the ice cream diet.
 
2012-09-24 10:24:06 AM
I ate a pint of B&J a day until I hit a speed bump and flet my Moobs jiggle.
Cold turkey and back to the gym for a looooooooooong time, to get rid of moobs.
Jesum, I think there's somekind of BGST in that stuff.
But it's udderly delicious.
 
2012-09-24 10:49:40 AM

Sybarite: For people hoping to control their weight, "I don't think it's a good idea to add dairy on top of their diet,"

Wait, you mean I can't just eat more and lose weight?


The yogurt attacks and kills the donut in your belly before it makes you fat.
 
2012-09-24 11:21:28 AM

Diogenes: Sybarite: For people hoping to control their weight, "I don't think it's a good idea to add dairy on top of their diet,"

Wait, you mean I can't just eat more and lose weight?

The yogurt attacks and kills the donut in your belly before it makes you fat.



I'd like to pre-order your diet book.
 
2012-09-24 12:45:31 PM

Diogenes: Sybarite: For people hoping to control their weight, "I don't think it's a good idea to add dairy on top of their diet,"

Wait, you mean I can't just eat more and lose weight?

The yogurt attacks and kills the donut in your belly before it makes you fat.


MMMM, tape worm yogurt. That's my favorite flavor.
 
2012-09-24 12:49:34 PM
This is an OUTRAGE!

Why isn't Ric Romero covering this?

www.physicianschoiceinsurance.com
 
2012-09-24 12:52:45 PM
If it fits your macros...
 
2012-09-24 01:24:49 PM
You mean like KFC chicken isn't low-carb friendly?
 
2012-09-24 02:49:04 PM
If you're lactose intolerant it might.
 
2012-09-24 03:15:50 PM

MrEricSir: If you're lactose intolerant it might.


Damn straight. A glass of whole milk will clear me out faster than a coffee and ex-lax colonic.
 
2012-09-24 03:57:08 PM
It isn't even natural to consume dairy after breastfeeding. In fact, if you ever stopped, you'd have problems digesting it.

The only reason the USDA had it in the food pyramid (and now in the "My Plate" thing) is lobbyists.
 
2012-09-24 04:24:07 PM

LiberalWeenie: It isn't even natural to consume dairy after breastfeeding. In fact, if you ever stopped, you'd have problems digesting it.

The only reason the USDA had it in the food pyramid (and now in the "My Plate" thing) is lobbyists.


It's a fairly new adaptation, and I'm fine with it. I don't care if the lactos are technically more evolved. I love my butter and aged goat cheese, not to mention cream in my coffee.
 
2012-09-24 05:29:17 PM
Lactose is sugar. DUH.
 
2012-09-24 08:07:05 PM

LiberalWeenie: It isn't even natural to consume dairy after breastfeeding. In fact, if you ever stopped, you'd have problems digesting it.

The only reason the USDA had it in the food pyramid (and now in the "My Plate" thing) is lobbyists.


See also: 11 servings of grain


Where's the vegetable lobby?
 
2012-09-24 11:49:39 PM
Like my friend who has been drinking protein shakes (no, he isn't working out) thinking he is going to lose weight. If that wasn't bad enough, he's making them in a tall glass of milk.
 
2012-09-25 12:04:09 AM

El Dudereno: LiberalWeenie: It isn't even natural to consume dairy after breastfeeding. In fact, if you ever stopped, you'd have problems digesting it.

The only reason the USDA had it in the food pyramid (and now in the "My Plate" thing) is lobbyists.

See also: 11 servings of grain


Where's the vegetable lobby?


I'm on the 0 servings of grain plan.
 
2012-09-25 12:11:26 AM
Skim milk yeah. Ice cream and cheese? Not so much.
 
2012-09-25 12:54:37 PM
Wow, true to Fox form, they assume that "add dairy to your diet" means add more food on top of the over-abundance of calories you're already taking in instead of making the substitutions they finally get around to mentioning in the last paragraph.
 
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