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(Sun Sentinel)   Man decides to make his 52nd arrest since 1983 a memorable one   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office  
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2012-09-24 02:56:44 AM  
"51 counts of gross lewdness for me!
51 counts of my penchant to pee!
There's more in store,since I'll whizz once more...
Annnnd 52 counts will even the score!"
2012-09-24 03:56:10 AM  
I doubt Henry Earl is impressed...
2012-09-24 03:56:14 AM  
Well, at least he's consistent.
2012-09-24 05:14:01 AM  
Can't we just feed him to a lion or something? Circle of life and all that jazz, right?
2012-09-24 05:41:12 AM  

Fark_Guy_Rob: Can't we just feed him to a lion or something? Circle of life and all that jazz, right?

That might get the lion drunk.
2012-09-24 09:02:55 AM  
I know that guy. Well, not that guy specifically, but a guy like that who gets incoherent drunk on only 10 beers and get arrested in weird and generally harmless ways. I don't think he's reached 30 arrests yet, so he's got some work to do.
2012-09-24 10:13:00 AM  
"stands charged with indecent exposure"

He apparently does.
2012-09-24 10:35:40 AM  
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But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
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