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2012-09-24 10:03:47 AM  
Oh, what has Uncle Bill done this time?
 
2012-09-24 11:48:22 AM  
mm...mmhm... huh..mmm... they said wang...
 
2012-09-24 11:48:48 AM  

sulco: mm...mmhm... huh..mmm... they said wang...


Yu Suk Wang?.
 
2012-09-24 11:48:58 AM  
adding GANGAM STYLE to the end of everything, does in fact, make it funnier.

YMMV.
 
2012-09-24 11:49:06 AM  
Son, you got a panty on your head
 
2012-09-24 11:49:54 AM  
The Gangnam Style meme is old and busted. Especially when speaking about a country that has no Gangnam province.

/I'd rather see some Taylor Swifting.
 
2012-09-24 11:52:46 AM  

CygnusDarius: Yu Suk Wang


RIP Whang

puu.sh
 
2012-09-24 11:53:42 AM  
Someone doesn't understand what Gangnam style is. But whatevs.
 
2012-09-24 11:54:56 AM  

Blowmonkey: adding GANGAM STYLE to the end of everything, does in fact, make it funnier.

YMMV.


In bed.
 
2012-09-24 11:56:19 AM  
Man is that headline of the year material or what?

/what
 
2012-09-24 11:58:20 AM  
Got a girl named Sue, she knows just what to do
Got a girl named Sue, she knows just what to do
She rocks to the east, she rocks to the west
But she's the girl that I know best
 
2012-09-24 12:00:31 PM  
Korean does not equal Chinese, though I'm sure they all look alike to you Subby.
 
2012-09-24 12:02:02 PM  

Blowmonkey: adding GANGAM STYLE to the end of everything, does in fact, make it funnier.


For about 4 more days.
 
2012-09-24 12:05:23 PM  
I don't even know what Gangnam Style is, but I already think everybody who keeps spamming that shiat everywhere needs to be punched in the genitals hard.
 
2012-09-24 12:06:44 PM  

El Freak: I don't even know what Gangnam Style is, but I already think everybody who keeps spamming that shiat everywhere needs to be punched in the genitals hard.

 
2012-09-24 12:09:59 PM  
Headline sounds like Bill Cosby falling down some stairs
 
2012-09-24 12:12:20 PM  

theresnothinglft: Headline sounds like Bill Cosby falling down some stairs


Now THAT. THAT was funny.

/headline was an amusing construct, but lacked internal consistency with the story as has been pointed out.
 
2012-09-24 12:12:33 PM  

Dr.Fey: Korean does not equal Chinese, though I'm sure they all look alike to you Subby.


Is not liking a twin, racist?
 
2012-09-24 12:14:39 PM  
It's a sad, sad day when communist China is holding their leadership more accountable than the US.
 
2012-09-24 12:20:52 PM  

Dr.Fey: Korean does not equal Chinese, though I'm sure they all look alike to you Subby.



To East Asians all white people look alike.
 
kab
2012-09-24 12:21:32 PM  

taglius: Blowmonkey: adding GANGAM STYLE to the end of everything, does in fact, make it funnier.

For about 4 more days minutes.


Hey guys, isn't planking cool?

Guys?

Hello?

/who am I kidding, idiots still do the YMCA at sporting events.
 
2012-09-24 12:26:47 PM  

LordOfThePings: Blowmonkey: adding GANGAM STYLE to the endpants of everything, does in fact, make it funnier.

YMMV.

In bed.

 
2012-09-24 12:28:02 PM  
Sorry to interrupt the wang jokes, but I love you guys and have to warn you hell is on the horizon! It may have to do with the Chinese. The powers that be, apparently, have their hearts set on a 911-style attack on the United States - again - but this time it will be much, much more devastating.

The plan is to bomb many large American cities, and terrorize the citizenry. This may come from China, it may come from Russia, but it's coming, and you need to prepare yourself.

How? Pray. I know how a lot of you farkers feel about praying, but you need to put those feelings aside. There are some extremely dark days ahead, and you must prepare yourself and your families. Pray for help. Stop what you're doing now, get down on your knees (or just sit, whatever), and ask God to help you find the right path. Ask to be cleansed, ask for mercy, ask for forgiveness, and pray for the same for everyone you can think of, including those that are planning this hideous attack.

This is why a foreign-born man with no allegiance to the United States (actually, a lot of antipathy, due to his time in Jeremiah Wright's church, and other factors) was inserted into office. That way, Barack will have no problem turning the other way when the missiles come toward us. Please pray for the healing of his mind and heart, and for his precious family.

Time is of the essence! This could happen any day. I know it sounds crazy, but do some research for yourself. There is a lot of corroboration. I love Fark, and I love farkers, and I just want you all to have a chance to escape the unimaginable harm that I think may be coming your way. This is definitely not my schtick, to tell people to pray, and to suggest outlandish scenarios. I've seen enough, though, to feel that it is time to pull out all the stops and get you to pray to God immediately. Thanks so much and God bless you and yours!
 
2012-09-24 12:28:13 PM  

JK47: Dr.Fey: Korean does not equal Chinese, though I'm sure they all look alike to you Subby.


To East Asians all white people look alike.


They are all fat, right?
 
2012-09-24 12:30:31 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-24 12:30:45 PM  

JK47: To East Asians all white people look alike.


Yes and no one want to talking with you big nose peoples
 
2012-09-24 12:33:20 PM  
So bizarre. I love KPOP but Gangnam style is just not the best. It's funny and silly, which is cool. I'm just saying there's better out there.

Now... What was TFA about?
 
2012-09-24 12:38:34 PM  

PsiChi: Sorry to interrupt the wang jokes, but I love you guys and have to warn you hell is on the horizon! It may have to do with the Chinese. The powers that be, apparently, have their hearts set on a 911-style attack on the United States - again - but this time it will be much, much more devastating.

The plan is to bomb many large American cities, and terrorize the citizenry. This may come from China, it may come from Russia, but it's coming, and you need to prepare yourself.

How? Pray. I know how a lot of you farkers feel about praying, but you need to put those feelings aside. There are some extremely dark days ahead, and you must prepare yourself and your families. Pray for help. Stop what you're doing now, get down on your knees (or just sit, whatever), and ask God to help you find the right path. Ask to be cleansed, ask for mercy, ask for forgiveness, and pray for the same for everyone you can think of, including those that are planning this hideous attack.

This is why a foreign-born man with no allegiance to the United States (actually, a lot of antipathy, due to his time in Jeremiah Wright's church, and other factors) was inserted into office. That way, Barack will have no problem turning the other way when the missiles come toward us. Please pray for the healing of his mind and heart, and for his precious family.

Time is of the essence! This could happen any day. I know it sounds crazy, but do some research for yourself. There is a lot of corroboration. I love Fark, and I love farkers, and I just want you all to have a chance to escape the unimaginable harm that I think may be coming your way. This is definitely not my schtick, to tell people to pray, and to suggest outlandish scenarios. I've seen enough, though, to feel that it is time to pull out all the stops and get you to pray to God immediately. Thanks so much and God bless you and yours!


Is this a new meme? Is Fark being spammed? What is this, I don't even?
 
2012-09-24 12:40:05 PM  

tommydee: JK47: To East Asians all white people look alike.

Yes and no one want to talking with you big nose peoples


We're just a bunch of white devils.
 
2012-09-24 12:43:22 PM  

PsiChi: Sorry to interrupt the wang jokes, but I love you guys and have to warn you hell is on the horizon! It may have to do with the Chinese. The powers that be, apparently, have their hearts set on a 911-style attack on the United States - again - but this time it will be much, much more devastating.

The plan is to bomb many large American cities, and terrorize the citizenry. This may come from China, it may come from Russia, but it's coming, and you need to prepare yourself.

How? Pray. I know how a lot of you farkers feel about praying, but you need to put those feelings aside. There are some extremely dark days ahead, and you must prepare yourself and your families. Pray for help. Stop what you're doing now, get down on your knees (or just sit, whatever), and ask God to help you find the right path. Ask to be cleansed, ask for mercy, ask for forgiveness, and pray for the same for everyone you can think of, including those that are planning this hideous attack.

This is why a foreign-born man with no allegiance to the United States (actually, a lot of antipathy, due to his time in Jeremiah Wright's church, and other factors) was inserted into office. That way, Barack will have no problem turning the other way when the missiles come toward us. Please pray for the healing of his mind and heart, and for his precious family.

Time is of the essence! This could happen any day. I know it sounds crazy, but do some research for yourself. There is a lot of corroboration. I love Fark, and I love farkers, and I just want you all to have a chance to escape the unimaginable harm that I think may be coming your way. This is definitely not my schtick, to tell people to pray, and to suggest outlandish scenarios. I've seen enough, though, to feel that it is time to pull out all the stops and get you to pray to God immediately. Thanks so much and God bless you and yours!


this, but GANGNAM STYLE
 
2012-09-24 12:46:31 PM  

Debeo Summa Credo: this, but GANGNAM STYLE


Dammit, I was gonna do this.

/♪ Heeeeeeey fundamentals ♫
//♫ Creepy Fundie Style! ♪
 
2012-09-24 12:48:46 PM  

PsiChi: Sorry to interrupt the wang jokes, but I love you guys and have to warn you hell is on the horizon! It may have to do with the Chinese. The powers that be, apparently, have their hearts set on a 911-style attack on the United States - again - but this time it will be much, much more devastating.

The plan is to bomb many large American cities, and terrorize the citizenry. This may come from China, it may come from Russia, but it's coming, and you need to prepare yourself.

How? Pray. I know how a lot of you farkers feel about praying, but you need to put those feelings aside. There are some extremely dark days ahead, and you must prepare yourself and your families. Pray for help. Stop what you're doing now, get down on your knees (or just sit, whatever), and ask God to help you find the right path. Ask to be cleansed, ask for mercy, ask for forgiveness, and pray for the same for everyone you can think of, including those that are planning this hideous attack.

This is why a foreign-born man with no allegiance to the United States (actually, a lot of antipathy, due to his time in Jeremiah Wright's church, and other factors) was inserted into office. That way, Barack will have no problem turning the other way when the missiles come toward us. Please pray for the healing of his mind and heart, and for his precious family.

Time is of the essence! This could happen any day. I know it sounds crazy, but do some research for yourself. There is a lot of corroboration. I love Fark, and I love farkers, and I just want you all to have a chance to escape the unimaginable harm that I think may be coming your way. This is definitely not my schtick, to tell people to pray, and to suggest outlandish scenarios. I've seen enough, though, to feel that it is time to pull out all the stops and get you to pray to God immediately. Thanks so much and God bless you and yours!


Whatthefarkamireading?.jpg
 
2012-09-24 01:03:02 PM  
And in the eastern part of the US expect light clouds with small pockets of precipitation for the first part of the week with a strong, fiery, end of all things heading into the weekend. Make no mistake, fall is almost here and hell is on the horizon. Back to you, Chet.
 
2012-09-24 01:05:24 PM  

Karmacidal: Someone doesn't understand what Gangnam style is. But whatevs.


I don't, but that's immaterial.

/not subby
 
2012-09-24 01:05:37 PM  

kab: taglius: Blowmonkey: adding GANGAM STYLE to the end of everything, does in fact, make it funnier.

For about 4 more days minutes.

Hey guys, isn't planking cool?

Guys?

Hello?

/who am I kidding, idiots still do the YMCA at sporting events.


Agreed, all of these meme's have a pretty limited lifespan which is why I am still baffled that so many farkers still find "vodak" funny.
 
2012-09-24 01:08:47 PM  

PooperMcSlides: I am still baffled that so many farkers still find "vodak" funny.


If I hear "thrown under the bus" again this year, I will impel someone beneath a large vehicle.
 
2012-09-24 01:11:26 PM  
Gangnam Style is Korean, not Chinese. Headline Fail.
 
2012-09-24 01:13:59 PM  

PsiChi: Super-Derp



Thanks...Rarely get to use the ignore button before noon.
 
2012-09-24 01:18:50 PM  

tommydee: If I hear "thrown under the bus" again this year, I will impel someone beneath a large vehicle.


And "I misspoke".......
 
2012-09-24 01:22:52 PM  
PsiChi

Do everyone a favor and go back on your meds please
 
2012-09-24 01:26:53 PM  

El Freak: I don't even know what Gangnam Style is, but I already think everybody who keeps spamming that shiat everywhere needs to be punched in the genitals hard.


Gangnam is the richest district in Seoul; it's like saying "Beverly Hills Style" for American readers.
 
2012-09-24 01:39:08 PM  

PsiChi: Sorry to interrupt the wang jokes, but I love you guys and have to warn you hell is on the horizon! It may have to do with the Chinese. The powers that be, apparently, have their hearts set on a 911-style attack on the United States - again - but this time it will be much, much more devastating.

The plan is to bomb many large American cities, and terrorize the citizenry. This may come from China, it may come from Russia, but it's coming, and you need to prepare yourself.

How? Pray. I know how a lot of you farkers feel about praying, but you need to put those feelings aside. There are some extremely dark days ahead, and you must prepare yourself and your families. Pray for help. Stop what you're doing now, get down on your knees (or just sit, whatever), and ask God to help you find the right path. Ask to be cleansed, ask for mercy, ask for forgiveness, and pray for the same for everyone you can think of, including those that are planning this hideous attack.

This is why a foreign-born man with no allegiance to the United States (actually, a lot of antipathy, due to his time in Jeremiah Wright's church, and other factors) was inserted into office. That way, Barack will have no problem turning the other way when the missiles come toward us. Please pray for the healing of his mind and heart, and for his precious family.

Time is of the essence! This could happen any day. I know it sounds crazy, but do some research for yourself. There is a lot of corroboration. I love Fark, and I love farkers, and I just want you all to have a chance to escape the unimaginable harm that I think may be coming your way. This is definitely not my schtick, to tell people to pray, and to suggest outlandish scenarios. I've seen enough, though, to feel that it is time to pull out all the stops and get you to pray to God immediately. Thanks so much and God bless you and yours!


10/10
Keep up the good work.
 
2012-09-24 01:39:45 PM  
PsiChi:



ts1.mm.bing.net

I appraud yourl imminent demise

 
2012-09-24 01:42:59 PM  

El Freak: I don't even know what Gangnam Style is, but I already think everybody who keeps spamming that shiat everywhere needs to be punched in the genitals hard.


There was a Korean comedian-rapper named Psy. His albums were so controversial that one of them was banned for sale in his home country. His desperation to get noticed and paid was increasing, so he decided to make a video about the super rich and rap stars and how it was all a bunch of crap and money doesn't make you classy or cool. Then he took a look at YouTube and said "screw it, I'll put my music video up here."

Then stupid Americans--none of whom understood Psy's lyrics but loved his imitation of Kanye West dancing around like Marie Antoinette on a horse--started watching his video, demanding the radio stations play his song and interviewing him on all their shows.

That's Gangnam Style.

Replace "Gangnam" with "Romney" and you've got the jist of the joke.
 
2012-09-24 01:43:00 PM  

Debeo Summa Credo: PsiChi: Sorry to interrupt the wang jokes, but I love you guys and have to warn you hell is on the horizon! It may have to do with the Chinese. The powers that be, apparently, have their hearts set on a 911-style attack on the United States - again - but this time it will be much, much more devastating.

The plan is to bomb many large American cities, and terrorize the citizenry. This may come from China, it may come from Russia, but it's coming, and you need to prepare yourself.

How? Pray. I know how a lot of you farkers feel about praying, but you need to put those feelings aside. There are some extremely dark days ahead, and you must prepare yourself and your families. Pray for help. Stop what you're doing now, get down on your knees (or just sit, whatever), and ask God to help you find the right path. Ask to be cleansed, ask for mercy, ask for forgiveness, and pray for the same for everyone you can think of, including those that are planning this hideous attack.

This is why a foreign-born man with no allegiance to the United States (actually, a lot of antipathy, due to his time in Jeremiah Wright's church, and other factors) was inserted into office. That way, Barack will have no problem turning the other way when the missiles come toward us. Please pray for the healing of his mind and heart, and for his precious family.

Time is of the essence! This could happen any day. I know it sounds crazy, but do some research for yourself. There is a lot of corroboration. I love Fark, and I love farkers, and I just want you all to have a chance to escape the unimaginable harm that I think may be coming your way. This is definitely not my schtick, to tell people to pray, and to suggest outlandish scenarios. I've seen enough, though, to feel that it is time to pull out all the stops and get you to pray to God immediately. Thanks so much and God bless you and yours!

this, but GANGNAM STYLE


PsiChi: Sorry to interrupt the wang jokes, but I love you guys and have to warn you hell is on the horizon! It may have to do with the Chinese. The powers that be, apparently, have their hearts set on a 911-style attack on the United States - again - but this time it will be much, much more devastating.

The plan is to bomb many large American cities, and terrorize the citizenry. This may come from China, it may come from Russia, but it's coming, and you need to prepare yourself.

How? Pray. I know how a lot of you farkers feel about praying, but you need to put those feelings aside. There are some extremely dark days ahead, and you must prepare yourself and your families. Pray for help. Stop what you're doing now, get down on your knees (or just sit, whatever), and ask God to help you find the right path. Ask to be cleansed, ask for mercy, ask for forgiveness, and pray for the same for everyone you can think of, including those that are planning this hideous attack.

This is why a foreign-born man with no allegiance to the United States (actually, a lot of antipathy, due to his time in Jeremiah Wright's church, and other factors) was inserted into office. That way, Barack will have no problem turning the other way when the missiles come toward us. Please pray for the healing of his mind and heart, and for his precious family.

Time is of the essence! This could happen any day. I know it sounds crazy, but do some research for yourself. There is a lot of corroboration. I love Fark, and I love farkers, and I just want you all to have a chance to escape the unimaginable harm that I think may be coming your way. This is definitely not my schtick, to tell people to pray, and to suggest outlandish scenarios. I've seen enough, though, to feel that it is time to pull out all the stops and get you to pray to God immediately. Thanks so much and God bless you and yours!


ok, I need a hint. What's the theme for this word find?
 
2012-09-24 01:52:09 PM  

PsiChi: Sorry to interrupt the wang jokes, but I love you guys and have to warn you hell is on the horizon! It may have to do with the Chinese. The powers that be, apparently, have their hearts set on a 911-style attack on the United States - again - but this time it will be much, much more devastating.

The plan is to bomb many large American cities, and terrorize the citizenry. This may come from China, it may come from Russia, but it's coming, and you need to prepare yourself.

How? Pray. I know how a lot of you farkers feel about praying, but you need to put those feelings aside. There are some extremely dark days ahead, and you must prepare yourself and your families. Pray for help. Stop what you're doing now, get down on your knees (or just sit, whatever), and ask God to help you find the right path. Ask to be cleansed, ask for mercy, ask for forgiveness, and pray for the same for everyone you can think of, including those that are planning this hideous attack.

This is why a foreign-born man with no allegiance to the United States (actually, a lot of antipathy, due to his time in Jeremiah Wright's church, and other factors) was inserted into office. That way, Barack will have no problem turning the other way when the missiles come toward us. Please pray for the healing of his mind and heart, and for his precious family.

Time is of the essence! This could happen any day. I know it sounds crazy, but do some research for yourself. There is a lot of corroboration. I love Fark, and I love farkers, and I just want you all to have a chance to escape the unimaginable harm that I think may be coming your way. This is definitely not my schtick, to tell people to pray, and to suggest outlandish scenarios. I've seen enough, though, to feel that it is time to pull out all the stops and get you to pray to God immediately. Thanks so much and God bless you and yours!


i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-09-24 02:25:01 PM  

PsiChi: Herp derp


So are they bombs or are they missiles? At least try to keep your drivel internally consistent like a proper troll.
 
2012-09-24 02:34:46 PM  

PsiChi: Sorry to interrupt the wang jokes, but I love you guys and have to warn you hell is on the horizon! It may have to do with the Chinese. The powers that be, apparently, have their hearts set on a 911-style attack on the United States - again - but this time it will be much, much more devastating.

The plan is to bomb many large American cities, and terrorize the citizenry. This may come from China, it may come from Russia, but it's coming, and you need to prepare yourself.

How? Pray. I know how a lot of you farkers feel about praying, but you need to put those feelings aside. There are some extremely dark days ahead, and you must prepare yourself and your families. Pray for help. Stop what you're doing now, get down on your knees (or just sit, whatever), and ask God to help you find the right path. Ask to be cleansed, ask for mercy, ask for forgiveness, and pray for the same for everyone you can think of, including those that are planning this hideous attack.

This is why a foreign-born man with no allegiance to the United States (actually, a lot of antipathy, due to his time in Jeremiah Wright's church, and other factors) was inserted into office. That way, Barack will have no problem turning the other way when the missiles come toward us. Please pray for the healing of his mind and heart, and for his precious family.

Time is of the essence! This could happen any day. I know it sounds crazy, but do some research for yourself. There is a lot of corroboration. I love Fark, and I love farkers, and I just want you all to have a chance to escape the unimaginable harm that I think may be coming your way. This is definitely not my schtick, to tell people to pray, and to suggest outlandish scenarios. I've seen enough, though, to feel that it is time to pull out all the stops and get you to pray to God immediately. Thanks so much and God bless you and yours!


FARK is not your personal blog.
 
2012-09-24 02:34:52 PM  

CJHardin: The Gangnam Style meme is old and busted. Especially when speaking about a country that has no Gangnam province.


imgs.xkcd.com

Gangnam is not a Province. The Gangnam District would best be described as a 'Borough.' And Psy's catch phrase is based on Gangnam-do being posh and elegant by day and fun and freaky by night. He sings about finding a girl with these characteristics, but a top cop by day and crime boss by night is a good comparison, regardless of the meme's merit.

/ Like rain on your wedding day.
 
2012-09-24 02:45:40 PM  

PsiChi: Sorry to interrupt the wang jokes, but I love you guys and have to warn you hell is on the horizon! It may have to do with the Chinese. The powers that be, apparently, have their hearts set on a 911-style attack on the United States - again - but this time it will be much, much more devastating.

The plan is to bomb many large American cities, and terrorize the citizenry. This may come from China, it may come from Russia, but it's coming, and you need to prepare yourself.

How? Pray. I know how a lot of you farkers feel about praying, but you need to put those feelings aside. There are some extremely dark days ahead, and you must prepare yourself and your families. Pray for help. Stop what you're doing now, get down on your knees (or just sit, whatever), and ask God to help you find the right path. Ask to be cleansed, ask for mercy, ask for forgiveness, and pray for the same for everyone you can think of, including those that are planning this hideous attack.

This is why a foreign-born man with no allegiance to the United States (actually, a lot of antipathy, due to his time in Jeremiah Wright's church, and other factors) was inserted into office. That way, Barack will have no problem turning the other way when the missiles come toward us. Please pray for the healing of his mind and heart, and for his precious family.

Time is of the essence! This could happen any day. I know it sounds crazy, but do some research for yourself. There is a lot of corroboration. I love Fark, and I love farkers, and I just want you all to have a chance to escape the unimaginable harm that I think may be coming your way. This is definitely not my schtick, to tell people to pray, and to suggest outlandish scenarios. I've seen enough, though, to feel that it is time to pull out all the stops and get you to pray to God immediately. Thanks so much and God bless you and yours!


Since you are labeled in my favorites as a known Truther, I'm not sure if you were going for the long con or just went off the deep end.
10/10
 
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