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(Salt Lake Tribune)   SWAT standoff ends when armed male suspect surrenders wearing a mini dress with a black sequin bodice and orange and pink fur trim. Police say the outcome was Faaaaaaabulous (w/photos)   (sltrib.com) divider line 33
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2012-09-24 12:09:23 AM  
Cool! There's a slideshow too and one of the pictures shows the guy in the described outfit.
 
2012-09-24 12:18:33 AM  
Armed and............ dangerous
 
2012-09-24 12:47:26 AM  
ATTICA! ATTICA!

Bathia_Mapes: Cool! There's a slideshow too and one of the pictures shows the guy in the described outfit.


i48.tinypic.com 

Couldn't find matching shoes, I guess.
 
2012-09-24 12:48:46 AM  
I hope that dress is more attractive from the front.
 
2012-09-24 12:49:40 AM  
Baker has recently left long, rambling rants on YouTube where he said God was speaking to him and makes mention on Twitter and other websites referencing "the boom."

He also references buying and selling firearms and has posted photos of them.

Baker became steadily more aggressive with each police interaction, to the point that police flagged him and wouldn't allow officers to respond to his house alone, Hughes said. Their last contact with Baker was about two weeks ago, Hughes said.


I'm guessing he's a liter. Though I'll be looking for any TF'ers not posting in the politics tab now.
 
2012-09-24 12:51:09 AM  

fusillade762: ATTICA! ATTICA!

Bathia_Mapes: Cool! There's a slideshow too and one of the pictures shows the guy in the described outfit.

[i48.tinypic.com image 850x690] 

Couldn't find matching shoes, I guess.


That's a really ugly dress.
 
2012-09-24 01:03:41 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: fusillade762: ATTICA! ATTICA!

Bathia_Mapes: Cool! There's a slideshow too and one of the pictures shows the guy in the described outfit.

[i48.tinypic.com image 850x690] 

Couldn't find matching shoes, I guess.

That's a really ugly dress.


Probably tough to find anything in his size down at the Goodwill store
 
2012-09-24 01:12:49 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: fusillade762: ATTICA! ATTICA!

Bathia_Mapes: Cool! There's a slideshow too and one of the pictures shows the guy in the described outfit.

[i48.tinypic.com image 850x690] 

Couldn't find matching shoes, I guess.

That's a really ugly dress.


He failed without the proper accessories.

/what a kook
 
2012-09-24 03:59:17 AM  
He wants to be a woman so bad, maybe prison'll be good for him.
 
2012-09-24 04:08:01 AM  
Man... fashion police are getting really serious. Better put away my trashy dresses.
 
2012-09-24 04:08:09 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Probably tough to find anything in his size down at the Goodwill store


Ross 'cross dress for less'

Maybe while he's in prison he can work on that cellulite.
 
2012-09-24 04:12:06 AM  
sounds ghastly.
 
2012-09-24 04:20:25 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Armed and............ dangerous


I can sure appreciate why the cop holding him is wearing rubber gloves.
But that outfit...Some people have no fashion sense. Totally wrong just from his skin and hair color, and he should have known how the gentlemen he was likely to attract would be dressed, it clashes with their outfits too. It is too bad Martha Stewart doesn't get more into fashion. Just a few changes and he could be the 'Belle of the Ball' as it were, in the psych ward.
 
2012-09-24 04:29:16 AM  

DreamSnipers: But that outfit...Some people have no fashion sense.


No kidding. If your going to be a tranny you should be required to take a fashion exam and be licensed.

Q: A pink chiffon cocktail dress should be worn

a. only to fancy dress parties.
b. walking down 9th street at 3 in the afternoon.
c. burn it.
 
2012-09-24 04:35:33 AM  
his youtube page: Link
 
2012-09-24 04:43:09 AM  
Well, time to start taking mental notes about which Fark regulars have stopped posting in the coming days.
 
2012-09-24 04:47:03 AM  

vwarb: Well, time to start taking mental notes about which Fark regulars have stopped posting in the coming days.


Heheheheh.
 
2012-09-24 05:32:48 AM  
3/10
Difficult to fap to.
 
2012-09-24 06:52:26 AM  
He really doesn't have the arms to go sleeveless.
 
2012-09-24 07:04:14 AM  
Thank goodness he was not in a wheelchair armed with a ballpoint pen.
 
2012-09-24 07:19:00 AM  

Farksteron: his youtube page: Link


I see he's Reverend David Charles Baker.
 
2012-09-24 07:34:48 AM  
FTFA: She said he had apparently written all over his car, but she could not make out the words.

I'll bet these were the words:

www.brutalundeath.com 

/the dude is batshiat insane
 
2012-09-24 07:50:09 AM  

xanadian: FTFA: She said he had apparently written all over his car, but she could not make out the words.

I'll bet these were the words:

[www.brutalundeath.com image 750x600] 

/the dude is batshiat insane


My whole lab is out this week, so I'm left to laugh out loud alone.
 
2012-09-24 08:18:24 AM  
Oh honey, you just can't wear that dress with those legs.

/maybe if someone had given him some stockings he wouldn't have been so angry
 
2012-09-24 09:25:55 AM  
I see lots of military in that slideshow, but very few police. What country was this in?
 
2012-09-24 09:40:15 AM  
Our little Billy wants to change too.
 
2012-09-24 09:48:14 AM  

gibbon1: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Probably tough to find anything in his size down at the Goodwill store

Ross 'cross dress for less'

Maybe while he's in prison he can work on that cellulite.


Actually he has pretty muscular legs with no cellulite that I can see. He'd probably flip his shiat at you for that comment seeing as how he went on a youtube rant with the title "Fat people are killing all of us".
 
2012-09-24 10:14:28 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bathia_Mapes: fusillade762: ATTICA! ATTICA!

Bathia_Mapes: Cool! There's a slideshow too and one of the pictures shows the guy in the described outfit.

[i48.tinypic.com image 850x690] 

Couldn't find matching shoes, I guess.

That's a really ugly dress.

Probably tough to find anything in his size down at the Goodwill Deseret Industries store

 
2012-09-24 10:27:46 AM  

fusillade762: ATTICA! ATTICA!

Bathia_Mapes: Cool! There's a slideshow too and one of the pictures shows the guy in the described outfit.

[i48.tinypic.com image 850x690] 

Couldn't find matching shoes, I guess.


If I had a dress that outrageous and I couldn't find matching shoes, I'd get a little crazy too.

/but maybe not that crazy
//that dress is crying out for black patent go-go boots
///with orange pom-poms on the zipper pulls
 
2012-09-24 11:29:18 AM  

robohobo: He wants to be a woman so bad, maybe prison'll be good for him.


I feel bad for laughing at that.

Prisons really need to be safer environments.
If we knowingly know what happens to people there, isn't that cruel and unusual punishment?
 
2012-09-24 11:55:17 AM  

Voiceofreason01: Oh honey, you just can't wear that dress with those legs.

/maybe if someone had given him some stockings he wouldn't have been so angry


www.rightwingnews.com
 
2012-09-24 01:05:13 PM  

Feepit: I see lots of military in that slideshow, but very few police. What country was this in?


that's the bomb squad.

Studies have shown that dressing like that is more comfortable for all involved.
In the event of scattered pieces, it's less traumatic if those pieces can't be identified easily from a distance.
 
2012-09-24 02:19:09 PM  

offmymeds: Farksteron: his youtube page: Link

I see he's Reverend David Charles Baker.


Of course he is. He was wearing a dress and had a box full of pornography and sex toys. He's lucky the cops didn't find the meth.
 
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