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(New Zealand Herald)   Patient declares "My rectum is full of eels"; prompts doctor's nipples to explode with delight   (nzherald.co.nz) divider line 14
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2012-09-23 11:45:57 PM  
3 votes:
Headline of the year!
2012-09-24 09:22:33 AM  
2 votes:

gerbilpox: GreenSun: The eel hunts by scent so it definitely thought something was inside the man's ass that was worth eating.



Escaped?

/obscure?


When posting on saterical websites I'm fairly certain south park isn't obscure in the slightest
2012-09-24 07:55:17 AM  
2 votes:

johnnygew: csb....
A long time ago, the ship I was on made liberty in Amsterdam. Where you can get a real drink in a theater.
One guy from our division went into a theater that showed adult movies and served beer.
As he found a non-sticky place on the bleachers, he drank his beer, and watched with interest the events on the screen.
We ran into him on the street, not looking the best.
When pressed, he finally fessed up to what happened.
Watching normal clips of adult movies he thought how cool it was - beer and adult movies together - nothing like it in the states!
Then one scene came on. (Now switch to deep southern accent, with a tone of naivety)
There were two girls, naked, on the screen, making out with each other.
All of a sudden, one picks up what looks like an eel.
She took the eel, and started rubbing it all over the other girl.
Somehow, she ends up inserting it in the other, in her backside.
There was a nice closeup of the 'tail' wiggling out, as if the girl had a tail herself.
The girl with the eel then squats, and below her is a frying pan.
She 'gave birth' to the eel directly into the frying pan, where the two began cooking the eel - and there were 'extra things' in the pan that were being cooked as well.
When the plates and silverware came out, he left. That's when we found him - still trying to understand what just happened.

/This was years before Two Girls One Cup
// Maybe Two Girls One Eel?
/// end csb>


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2012-09-24 06:40:27 AM  
2 votes:
How fast was the hovercraft traveling when it rear ended that guy?
2012-09-24 04:19:29 AM  
2 votes:

DrBenway: Gwendolyn: Eels are secretive, nocturnal and prefer habitats with plenty of cover. They hunt by smell rather than sight.

Oh COME ON! How did you type that with a straight face?

That's... a moray!


♪♫♬When the eel in your bum, wiggles until you cum that's a moray
When it feels really super deep inside your pooper that's a moray ♪♫♬
2012-09-24 02:24:08 PM  
1 votes:

Father_Jack: gerbilpox: GreenSun: The eel hunts by scent so it definitely thought something was inside the man's ass that was worth eating.

[southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com image 300x225]

Escaped?

/obscure?

i hate "obscure?"

its basically saying "im just so smart and hipstery and know so many awesome things that youve never heard of, ill caveat myself by saying "obscure" because there's no waaaaaay youve heard of this. oh jee arent i the dickens?"


And it ends up being a South Park reference, something very mainstream.
2012-09-24 08:39:48 AM  
1 votes:

Spad31: GAT_00: I had to actually Google the phrase 'my nipples explode with delight' because I knew I had heard it before but I couldn't figure out where. I really have to hope I never get arrested and have to explain my browser history.

I'm fairly certain "WHARRRRGARBL! REPUBLICANS ARE SCARY TO ME AND MUST DIE" in your browser history will get you in more trouble. You'll be okay.


We're trying to have a civilized conversation about eels in anuses, and you had to go bring up politics. That's disgusting.
2012-09-24 08:36:16 AM  
1 votes:
"Doctor, I feel a little eel."
2012-09-24 08:17:09 AM  
1 votes:
www.pattayadailynews.com

"I will not buy this rectum, it is scratched."
2012-09-24 08:02:25 AM  
1 votes:
The last part of the article explains all: "Eels are secretive, nocturnal and prefer habitats with plenty of cover. They hunt by smell rather than sight."

Damned fine prose work there. Unfortunately, journalistic standards were not upheld. Did the eel survive? Inquiring minds want to know.
2012-09-24 07:48:58 AM  
1 votes:

gerbilpox: GreenSun: The eel hunts by scent so it definitely thought something was inside the man's ass that was worth eating.

[southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com image 300x225]

Escaped?

/obscure?


i hate "obscure?"

its basically saying "im just so smart and hipstery and know so many awesome things that youve never heard of, ill caveat myself by saying "obscure" because there's no waaaaaay youve heard of this. oh jee arent i the dickens?"
2012-09-24 07:48:35 AM  
1 votes:
csb....
A long time ago, the ship I was on made liberty in Amsterdam. Where you can get a real drink in a theater.
One guy from our division went into a theater that showed adult movies and served beer.
As he found a non-sticky place on the bleachers, he drank his beer, and watched with interest the events on the screen.
We ran into him on the street, not looking the best.
When pressed, he finally fessed up to what happened.
Watching normal clips of adult movies he thought how cool it was - beer and adult movies together - nothing like it in the states!
Then one scene came on. (Now switch to deep southern accent, with a tone of naivety)
There were two girls, naked, on the screen, making out with each other.
All of a sudden, one picks up what looks like an eel.
She took the eel, and started rubbing it all over the other girl.
Somehow, she ends up inserting it in the other, in her backside.
There was a nice closeup of the 'tail' wiggling out, as if the girl had a tail herself.
The girl with the eel then squats, and below her is a frying pan.
She 'gave birth' to the eel directly into the frying pan, where the two began cooking the eel - and there were 'extra things' in the pan that were being cooked as well.
When the plates and silverware came out, he left. That's when we found him - still trying to understand what just happened.

/This was years before Two Girls One Cup
// Maybe Two Girls One Eel?
/// end csb>
2012-09-24 12:53:36 AM  
1 votes:

Lsherm: Bathia_Mapes: Okay, what's worse? An eel up your bum or one in your penis? From September, 2011.

Look, when it comes to things "going in" the answer for what is worse is always, ALWAYS going to be the thing going in the penis.


I remember reading about some heinous water dwelling parasite that can crawl up the penis and urethra and expand causing excruciating pain.

Come on in, the water's fine.
2012-09-23 11:57:36 PM  
1 votes:
Bravo on the headline, subby.

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