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(New Zealand Herald)   Patient declares "My rectum is full of eels"; prompts doctor's nipples to explode with delight   (nzherald.co.nz) divider line 104
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2012-09-24 04:58:50 PM

Gabrielmot: johnnygew: csb....
A long time ago, the ship I was on made liberty in Amsterdam. Where you can get a real drink in a theater.
One guy from our division went into a theater that showed adult movies and served beer.
As he found a non-sticky place on the bleachers, he drank his beer, and watched with interest the events on the screen.
We ran into him on the street, not looking the best.
When pressed, he finally fessed up to what happened.
Watching normal clips of adult movies he thought how cool it was - beer and adult movies together - nothing like it in the states!
Then one scene came on. (Now switch to deep southern accent, with a tone of naivety)
There were two girls, naked, on the screen, making out with each other.
All of a sudden, one picks up what looks like an eel.
She took the eel, and started rubbing it all over the other girl.
Somehow, she ends up inserting it in the other, in her backside.
There was a nice closeup of the 'tail' wiggling out, as if the girl had a tail herself.
The girl with the eel then squats, and below her is a frying pan.
She 'gave birth' to the eel directly into the frying pan, where the two began cooking the eel - and there were 'extra things' in the pan that were being cooked as well.
When the plates and silverware came out, he left. That's when we found him - still trying to understand what just happened.

/This was years before Two Girls One Cup
// Maybe Two Girls One Eel?
/// end csb>

hahahaha, I've seen this video, it's worse than he described.

Turned me off weird porn for life.


I've seen the multi-eel version.
 
2012-09-24 04:59:16 PM

Gabrielmot: johnnygew: csb....
A long time ago, the ship I was on made liberty in Amsterdam. Where you can get a real drink in a theater.
One guy from our division went into a theater that showed adult movies and served beer.
As he found a non-sticky place on the bleachers, he drank his beer, and watched with interest the events on the screen.
We ran into him on the street, not looking the best.
When pressed, he finally fessed up to what happened.
Watching normal clips of adult movies he thought how cool it was - beer and adult movies together - nothing like it in the states!
Then one scene came on. (Now switch to deep southern accent, with a tone of naivety)
There were two girls, naked, on the screen, making out with each other.
All of a sudden, one picks up what looks like an eel.
She took the eel, and started rubbing it all over the other girl.
Somehow, she ends up inserting it in the other, in her backside.
There was a nice closeup of the 'tail' wiggling out, as if the girl had a tail herself.
The girl with the eel then squats, and below her is a frying pan.
She 'gave birth' to the eel directly into the frying pan, where the two began cooking the eel - and there were 'extra things' in the pan that were being cooked as well.
When the plates and silverware came out, he left. That's when we found him - still trying to understand what just happened.

/This was years before Two Girls One Cup
// Maybe Two Girls One Eel?
/// end csb>

hahahaha, I've seen this video, it's worse than he described.

Turned me off weird porn for life.


Dear gods, it's true, nothing is ever obscure on Fark. D:
 
2012-09-24 07:41:59 PM
Unagi Found In Anus?
 
2012-09-25 12:33:28 PM
If he'd had spam up there this never would have happened.

Unless: what is the NZ equivalent of the Republicans, and is the victim an officeholder?
 
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