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(Seattle Times)   Seattle baker, homeless guy & Army vet take down jewel thief wearing "Michael Myers mask" after he shoots hotel doorman. Butcher & candlestick maker unavailable for comment   (seattletimes.com) divider line 8
    More: Hero, Seattle, Seattle Fire Department, chief deputy, jewelry stores, Harborview Medical Center, Seventh Avenue, Seattle Police, homeless  
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7317 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Sep 2012 at 7:35 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-09-23 08:21:29 PM  
1 votes:
Did anyone else notice Lt. Dan got his legs back?

i48.tinypic.com
2012-09-23 08:06:40 PM  
1 votes:
Shooting somebody who's unarmed is tasteless.

But chasing down an armed robber is stupid. The jewelry was insured and it ain't your money. "Oh, nice pistol sir! Just help yourself while I stand back out of your way."

Hero my ass. "Imma get on TV!" is more like it.
2012-09-23 08:05:29 PM  
1 votes:
Hates bad press.

upload.wikimedia.org
2012-09-23 08:00:17 PM  
1 votes:

Lunaville: whidbey: Shiat. I still hate hearing about bizarre violent crime in Seattle. Hits a little close to home.

I had no idea there was bizarre violent crime in Seattle. The only two people I've ever known to visit or live in Seattle for a while both claim the laid back, calm, relaxed attitude of people in Seattle drove them each to abandon their pacifist beliefs. One claims he became so frustrated living and working with people who seemed never to get angry about anything, he began to have fantasies of bludgeoning the guy in the next cubicle with a coffee mug. When he realized he'd never be laid back enough for Seattle, he came back to the Southeast.


Ever heard of Ted Bundy or Gary Ridgway?
2012-09-23 07:40:14 PM  
1 votes:
Say what?
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2012-09-23 07:39:47 PM  
1 votes:
If only the thief used rollerskates and hangliding in his caper, we'd be halfway to a CHiPs episode.
2012-09-23 07:39:41 PM  
1 votes:
Police are still looking for his accomplice, Freddy Kruger.
2012-09-23 06:56:33 PM  
1 votes:

Generation_D: So full of win.

Homeless paper guy in on the tackle.


He was probably just trying to sell him a paper.

"Real CHANGE!?"
 
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