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(JSOnline)   So much for keeping the pork out of politics, eh Mr. President?   (jsonline.com) divider line 62
    More: Silly, Mr. Chairman, Michelle Obama, elections in 2012, Andy Fronek  
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2012-09-23 05:41:40 PM  
Bonus brat? Bacon shortage in the U.K.

Some how this is all connected.

Damn you, Obummer!

//amidoinitrite?
 
2012-09-23 05:52:30 PM  
beer and brats? he's the worst muslim ever!
 
2012-09-23 06:03:35 PM  

FlashHarry: beer and brats? he's the worst muslim ever!


Don't forget he's also part fascist. They're okay with beer and brats so there's really no conflict here.
 
2012-09-23 06:12:38 PM  
Typical Liberal Islamists.
 
2012-09-23 06:13:30 PM  
Dare I go to freeperville to see the reaction? Nah. It's a nice sunday afternoon.

/maybe just a peek...
 
2012-09-23 06:13:44 PM  
Well at least Obama knows good sausage when he sees it.

But did you see that wad of cash he had?

/down with the 1%ers!!
 
2012-09-23 06:14:27 PM  

Krymson Tyde: FlashHarry: beer and brats? he's the worst muslim ever!

Don't forget he's also part fascist. They're okay with beer and brats so there's really no conflict here.


Well... I dunno about that. Can commies still be fascists, even in part?

Or was that hippies? I can never keep up.
 
2012-09-23 06:14:29 PM  
Thanks, Bratbongo.
 
2012-09-23 06:15:51 PM  
I don't care what you guys say.

If I lived closer to DC, I'd totally invite this guy into my gaming group.
 
2012-09-23 06:16:19 PM  
Wurst. President. Ever.

/I keed.
 
gja
2012-09-23 06:17:52 PM  

whatsupchuck: Wurst. President. Ever.

/I keed.


whatsupchuck: Wurst. President. Ever.

/I keed.


Good pun. Very neatly done, sir.
 
2012-09-23 06:20:09 PM  
Why is it that the left-wing lamestream MSM news media gets a picture of a Democrat before he shoves a long piece of meat into his mouth

media.jrn.com

but they always get a picture of a Republican in the act of shoving a long piece of meat into their mouth?

static8.businessinsider.com
www.pensitoreview.com

Damnit Fartbongo!
 
2012-09-23 06:20:21 PM  

FlashHarry: beer and brats? he's the worst muslim ever!


farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2012-09-23 06:20:40 PM  
Hey, this is Usinger's he went to. At least he has taste.
 
2012-09-23 06:23:35 PM  

Sock Ruh Tease: Why is it that the left-wing lamestream MSM news media gets a picture of a Democrat before he shoves a long piece of meat into his mouth

[media.jrn.com image 660x439]

but they always get a picture of a Republican in the act of shoving a long piece of meat into their mouth?

[static8.businessinsider.com image 384x288]
[www.pensitoreview.com image 550x344]

Damnit Fartbongo!


Ha, you can see the secret service guy wanting the brat real real bad in the background. I'll bet it smelled great.
 
2012-09-23 06:23:36 PM  
I thought the 'optic' from this Photo Op was Obama's endorsing Andrew Jackson's monetary policies:  Link
 
2012-09-23 06:28:25 PM  
I dislike virtually everything BO stands for, but that was pretty cool. An average-guy brat cook making lunch for the President under the watchful eyes of the Secret Service and official White House chef is the story of a lifetime.

/Yay Milwaukee--I work a few blocks from Usinger's.
//Love Johnsonville, too.
 
2012-09-23 06:30:43 PM  
"Is this the foot-long?"

"And then some!"
 
2012-09-23 06:31:44 PM  

fickenchucker: I dislike virtually everything BO stands for, but that was pretty cool. An average-guy brat cook making lunch for the President under the watchful eyes of the Secret Service and official White House chef is the story of a lifetime.

/Yay Milwaukee--I work a few blocks from Usinger's.
//Love Johnsonville, too.


Sadly, this poor guy will probably be targeted for a boycott.
 
2012-09-23 06:36:12 PM  
What I want to see next is Obama at some firing range shooting some high caliber rifle sporting his biggest troll face.

Even better, having him on some rifle range on military base with some army grade weaponry.
 
2012-09-23 06:38:29 PM  

Spasticus Autisticus: Sadly, this poor guy will probably be targeted for a boycott.


I wish you were wrong.  I really do.
 
But I am sure the "UnAmerkan" posts are coming already on WND and Freeperville... 
 
/ why do they hate small businesses?
 
2012-09-23 06:39:20 PM  

Sock Ruh Tease: but they always get a picture of a Republican in the act of shoving a long piece of meat into their mouth?


lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-09-23 06:39:25 PM  

Sock Ruh Tease: Why is it that the left-wing lamestream MSM news media gets a picture of a Democrat before he shoves a long piece of meat into his mouth

[media.jrn.com image 660x439]

but they always get a picture of a Republican in the act of shoving a long piece of meat into their mouth?

[static8.businessinsider.com image 384x288]
[www.pensitoreview.com image 550x344]

Damnit Fartbongo!


I don't know, but

babyboomeradvisorclub.com
 
2012-09-23 06:40:38 PM  

FlashHarry: beer and brats? he's the worst muslim ever!


No longer a credit to his people?
 
2012-09-23 06:41:38 PM  
media.jrn.com
Yeah, that's right Mr. President...Eat that brat. Nanananano...no....slower....
 
2012-09-23 06:43:59 PM  
Best brats evar!!

Usinger's über alles!
 
2012-09-23 06:44:17 PM  
Not only is Obummer a mooselimb, he's really bad at it!
 
2012-09-23 06:44:58 PM  
Usinger's makes the best italian sausage i've ever had. I make sure to pick some up every time I'm up there
 
2012-09-23 06:45:25 PM  
ftfa: Next thing he knew, a White House chef and a Secret Service agent were in the kitchen watching Pretzel Brat One being cooked for the most powerful man on the planet.

I always figured it was just a secret service agent who had been specially trained in food preparation, not an actual chef that traveled with the president. I guess you wouldn't even need special training to watch for spit or some worse addition to the president's food, but maybe Obama wants to make sure he gets the real recipe.
 
2012-09-23 06:47:48 PM  
0bama once again shows his hatred of kosher law and Israel in particular

amidoinitright
 
2012-09-23 06:48:25 PM  
TAQQIYA THREAD!
 
2012-09-23 06:49:46 PM  
a12iggymom.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-23 06:52:38 PM  

Spasticus Autisticus: fickenchucker: I dislike virtually everything BO stands for, but that was pretty cool. An average-guy brat cook making lunch for the President under the watchful eyes of the Secret Service and official White House chef is the story of a lifetime.

/Yay Milwaukee--I work a few blocks from Usinger's.
//Love Johnsonville, too.

Sadly, this poor guy will probably be targeted for a boycott.


Nah, these businesses are smack in the middle of downtown, one street over from a college campus and across the river from the main bar strip which is mostly frequented by urbanites and college kids. The lower middle class types who would boycott a business over this sort of thing dont come downtown much anyway, theres minorities.
 
2012-09-23 06:54:03 PM  

Sock Ruh Tease: Why is it that the left-wing lamestream MSM news media gets a picture of a Democrat before he shoves a long piece of meat into his mouth

[media.jrn.com image 660x439]

but they always get a picture of a Republican in the act of shoving a long piece of meat into their mouth?

[static8.businessinsider.com image 384x288]
[www.pensitoreview.com image 550x344]

Damnit Fartbongo!


i.dailymail.co.uk

Also:
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-09-23 06:56:52 PM  
Usingers >>> Johnsonville when it comes to brats.
Johnsonville uses MSG.
But Johnsonville has better politics IMHO.
And you can get them seasonally at McDs in Wisconsin.
(However, Meisfields and Newton for the brats win)
 
2012-09-23 07:02:17 PM  
I find it disappointing that neither candidate is going to be involved in a sex scandal.
 
2012-09-23 07:06:34 PM  
"Nothing was said about whether he will have to sneak them past nutrition-conscious first lady Michelle Obama."


Probably because he weighs as much as two second graders combined.
 
2012-09-23 07:10:02 PM  
Fronek took the brat with spicy mustard

SPICY MUSTARD!!! That elitist bastard.
 
2012-09-23 07:11:37 PM  
Anyone from the DC area have "Three Little Pigs" from the Caucus Room (Social Reform) near the Navy Memorial in Washington? That dish is the single biggest threat to Islam in the world. Each bite is like injecting pure, uncut heroin.

/threadjack
 
2012-09-23 07:24:38 PM  

ElLoco: Krymson Tyde: FlashHarry: beer and brats? he's the worst muslim ever!

Don't forget he's also part fascist. They're okay with beer and brats so there's really no conflict here.

Well... I dunno about that. Can commies still be fascists, even in part?

Or was that hippies? I can never keep up.


0bummer Fartbongo is all things.
Except American.
 
2012-09-23 07:37:10 PM  
thebosh.com
 
2012-09-23 07:43:52 PM  

qlenfg: "Is this the foot-long?"

"And then some!"


"What's your name, chef?"

"My name is Nick...."
 
2012-09-23 09:08:00 PM  

doyner: Anyone from the DC area have "Three Little Pigs" from the Caucus Room (Social Reform) near the Navy Memorial in Washington? That dish is the single biggest threat to Islam in the world. Each bite is like injecting pure, uncut heroin.

/threadjack


I will have to remember that next time I visit my friend who lives in DC...
 
2012-09-23 09:25:46 PM  
Truly histories greatest monster.
 
2012-09-23 09:57:32 PM  
I love Usinger's. Great sausages and not at all expensive. Need to do mail order soon.
 
2012-09-23 10:03:50 PM  

exvaxman: Usingers >>> Johnsonville when it comes to brats.
Johnsonville uses MSG.
But Johnsonville has better politics IMHO.
And you can get them seasonally at McDs in Wisconsin.
(However, Meisfields and Newton for the brats win)


Meisfields is the bomb. They have brat stuffed pork chops that will send you to the hospital.
 
2012-09-23 10:12:19 PM  
I really wish people would stop with this "secret Muslim" bullshiat. In reality, it's probably more highly likely that he doesn't give two shiats about any religion.

With that being said... I'm now donning the official campaign slogan of 2012.

ELECTION 2012: THE SEARCH FOR JOBS
 
2012-09-23 10:34:32 PM  

Void_Beavis: I really wish people would stop with this "secret Muslim" bullshiat. In reality, it's probably more highly likely that he doesn't give two shiats about any religion.

With that being said... I'm now donning the official campaign slogan of 2012.

ELECTION 2012: THE SEARCH FOR JOBS


Why? Has he gone missing? Has St Steve fulfilled the prophecy and risen from the dead?
 
2012-09-23 11:01:41 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

i1164.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-23 11:05:11 PM  
Dear US: Please keep your current president.
He acts and talks like a normal human being, and I think you'll do well with him for another four years. Also, his opponents talk crazy.
 
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