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2012-09-23 03:32:31 PM
Holy.

Sh*t.
 
2012-09-23 03:36:32 PM
Wow.
 
2012-09-23 03:54:18 PM
Usually these videos are hyped up a little high, but I'd say he's definitely the luckiest truck driver in Russia, if not the world.
 
2012-09-23 03:57:17 PM
How to cue atheism.
 
2012-09-23 03:57:59 PM
"cure," I meant. Dammit.
 
2012-09-23 04:01:52 PM

BarkingUnicorn: "cure," I meant. Dammit.


Unlikely, as an atheist who has had a near death experience, not once did I think to ask the magic sky man to help me out.
 
2012-09-23 04:06:24 PM
Damn.
 
2012-09-23 04:08:58 PM

swaniefrmreddeer: BarkingUnicorn: "cure," I meant. Dammit.

Unlikely, as an atheist who has had a near death experience, not once did I think to ask the magic sky man to help me out.



I'm an agnostic and I pray to ALL gods when I have a near death experiences.  This guy didn't have the time to pray to anything.
 
2012-09-23 04:10:12 PM
He actually went home and got laid by 7 hot russian women.
 
2012-09-23 04:14:30 PM

brap: swaniefrmreddeer: BarkingUnicorn: "cure," I meant. Dammit.

Unlikely, as an atheist who has had a near death experience, not once did I think to ask the magic sky man to help me out.


I'm an agnostic and I pray to ALL gods when I have a near death experiences.  This guy didn't have the time to pray to anything.


No, no he didn't. I'm not sure he had time to sh*t his pants even.
 
2012-09-23 04:20:34 PM

swaniefrmreddeer: No, no he didn't. I'm not sure he had time to sh*t his pants even.



Okay then, he had time to pray for a change of underwear.
 
2012-09-23 04:22:00 PM
he's a strong farker as well .
 
2012-09-23 04:26:04 PM

sithon: he's a strong farker as well .


I think the huge adrenaline rush he got might have helped some there.
 
2012-09-23 04:56:06 PM
Dude's brain almost vapor locked in confusion too, he's driving down the road in his truck and literally two seconds later it's stopped and he's standing unscratched in front of the cab. You can see his brain going um... but... but... uh... WTF JUST HAPPENED THERE
 
2012-09-23 05:05:04 PM

BarkingUnicorn: How to cue atheism.


Only if "HOLY FARK" counts as a prayer.
 
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2012-09-23 05:18:02 PM
That was almost gymnastic. And farking incredible!
 
2012-09-23 05:22:21 PM
Who needs seat belts when you have super-awesome-ninja warmup pants?
 
2012-09-23 05:24:41 PM
Like a BOSS
 
2012-09-23 05:48:46 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-23 05:50:22 PM
Do most Russian drivers have cameras on their dash rolling for the off-chance this might happen?
 
2012-09-23 05:51:15 PM
I wouldn't be surprised if he still broke a couple of ribs from that.
 
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2012-09-23 05:53:01 PM
"First you say it, then you do it"
SHIAT!
 
2012-09-23 05:53:30 PM
Any one you walk away from, right?
 
2012-09-23 05:53:47 PM
And that's why you should wear a seatbelt, regardless of how slow you're going. Otherwise you will be going through the windshield.
 
2012-09-23 05:54:22 PM
Does anyone know why so many Russians use dash cams? Is it just to catch shiat like this when it happens? Or is it for insurance?
 
2012-09-23 05:54:57 PM
Fake.

/Someone had to
 
2012-09-23 05:56:27 PM

Benucio: Do most Russian drivers have cameras on their dash rolling for the off-chance this might happen?


I think it's an insurance thing there.
 
2012-09-23 05:56:39 PM

BeSerious: Does anyone know why so many Russians use dash cams? Is it just to catch shiat like this when it happens? Or is it for insurance?


Insurance scams are pretty common in russia, same for Asia - if you have any money at all you have a dash cam.
 
2012-09-23 05:56:43 PM
I couldn't help but notice that that road is in much better shape than 80% of the American roads I've traveled on.
 
2012-09-23 05:57:01 PM

Benucio: Do most Russian drivers have cameras on their dash rolling for the off-chance this might happen?


No, it is for use in the courts when you get into an accident. And from experience it is a "when", not an "if", and it doesn't matter much how well you drive.
 
2012-09-23 05:57:12 PM
WTH was the lead truck doing?? Looks like it faked right, then made a suicide left turn. Suicide by oncoming traffic?
 
2012-09-23 05:57:25 PM

swaniefrmreddeer: BarkingUnicorn: "cure," I meant. Dammit.

Unlikely, as an atheist who has had a near death experience, not once did I think to ask the magic sky man to help me out.


My near death experiences cured me of religion. Coding out in a hospital? It's all farking blackness, people.. ain't no pearly gates or any of that shiat. It's just like before you were born.
 
2012-09-23 05:57:29 PM

nickerj1: And that's why you should wear a seatbelt, regardless of how slow you're going. Otherwise you will be going through the windshield.


Insurance fraud is big business in Russia. You'll come to a stop at a red light and some asshole will jump on your hood, with appropriate witnesses to testify that you hit him.
 
2012-09-23 05:57:41 PM

whidbey: I wouldn't be surprised if he still broke a couple of ribs from that.

And sore feet. The only reaction to pain he shows is from stepping on something on the road in his socks.
 
2012-09-23 05:58:05 PM

brap: swaniefrmreddeer: BarkingUnicorn: "cure," I meant. Dammit.

Unlikely, as an atheist who has had a near death experience, not once did I think to ask the magic sky man to help me out.


I'm an agnostic and I pray to ALL gods when I have a near death experiences.  This guy didn't have the time to pray to anything.


Who says God wasn't the one driving the other truck and being a dick.
 
2012-09-23 05:58:20 PM
I'd say the luckiest driver was the one who passed right before the truck swerved into oncoming traffic.
 
2012-09-23 05:58:22 PM

Benucio: Do most Russian drivers have cameras on their dash rolling for the off-chance this might happen?


Apparently there's a lot of fraud over there. I've seen a video where a guy was stopped behind a nice SUV, a BMW I believe. All the sudden the SUV went in reverse and hit him. Then he got out and the people in the SUV acted as if it was his fault, until he pointed out the camera. I've seen another video, although I think this was in Asia, where a guy ran down the street and jumped on the hood of a slow moving car and tried to act as if it hit him. I'm thinking in those areas it pays to have a camera for your protection.
 
2012-09-23 05:58:35 PM

Benucio: Do most Russian drivers have cameras on their dash rolling for the off-chance this might happen?


BeSerious: Does anyone know why so many Russians use dash cams? Is it just to catch shiat like this when it happens? Or is it for insurance?


Insurance fraud is high over there and their court systems don't budge much on the "He says, she says" so they use cameras everywhere for video proof.
 
2012-09-23 05:59:21 PM

FizixJunkee: I couldn't help but notice that that road is in much better shape than 80% of the American roads I've traveled on.


Because they're inefficient at wearing down the roads into rubble.
 
2012-09-23 05:59:50 PM

KeithLM: Benucio: Do most Russian drivers have cameras on their dash rolling for the off-chance this might happen?

Apparently there's a lot of fraud over there. I've seen a video where a guy was stopped behind a nice SUV, a BMW I believe. All the sudden the SUV went in reverse and hit him. Then he got out and the people in the SUV acted as if it was his fault, until he pointed out the camera. I've seen another video, although I think this was in Asia, where a guy ran down the street and jumped on the hood of a slow moving car and tried to act as if it hit him. I'm thinking in those areas it pays to have a camera for your protection.


Russia is in Asia, last I checked.
 
2012-09-23 06:00:46 PM
Horrific not so CSB time...

Buddy of mine watched a concrete truck eat a ditch. The right side of the truck hit a culvert pipe and bounced hard before rolling onto its side.
My friend stopped to help and found the driver impaled on the shifter handle. He was impaled in the reckedum. No seatbelt.
 
2012-09-23 06:01:12 PM

pup.socket: Benucio: Do most Russian drivers have cameras on their dash rolling for the off-chance this might happen?

No, it is for use in the courts when you get into an accident. And from experience it is a "when", not an "if", and it doesn't matter much how well you drive.


If you can believe the internet, most russian drivers have these cameras because of the huge number of drive offs or assaults connected to accidents.

Just thinking the Russian Army could balance their budget selling spare BMP's for civilian use.
 
2012-09-23 06:01:36 PM

brap: swaniefrmreddeer: BarkingUnicorn: "cure," I meant. Dammit.

Unlikely, as an atheist who has had a near death experience, not once did I think to ask the magic sky man to help me out.


I'm an agnostic and I pray to ALL gods when I have a near death experiences.  This guy didn't have the time to pray to anything.



That's superstitious, not religious.
 
2012-09-23 06:02:27 PM
i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-09-23 06:03:51 PM
There's been a ton of dashboard GoPro cams coming out of Russia over on Jalopnik. Do they assume they all drive like idiots and can catch lightning in a bottle with a video? How about paying more attention to the farking road?
 
2012-09-23 06:03:55 PM

swaniefrmreddeer: BarkingUnicorn: "cure," I meant. Dammit.

Unlikely, as an atheist who has had a near death experience, not once did I think to ask the magic sky man to help me out.


I'd be thinking, "Damn God, what's your farking problem???? Why did you just hit me a damn truck?!?!"
 
2012-09-23 06:04:40 PM

Scruffinator: KeithLM: Benucio: Do most Russian drivers have cameras on their dash rolling for the off-chance this might happen?

Apparently there's a lot of fraud over there. I've seen a video where a guy was stopped behind a nice SUV, a BMW I believe. All the sudden the SUV went in reverse and hit him. Then he got out and the people in the SUV acted as if it was his fault, until he pointed out the camera. I've seen another video, although I think this was in Asia, where a guy ran down the street and jumped on the hood of a slow moving car and tried to act as if it hit him. I'm thinking in those areas it pays to have a camera for your protection.

Russia is in Asia, last I checked.


Roughly 78% of the entire Russian population (about 110,000,000 people out of an approximate total Russian population of 141,000,000) lives in European Russia, at an average of 27 persons per km² (10.5 per mi²).[1] However, 75% of Russia's territory lies within Asia and accommodates only 22% of its population at 2.5 persons per km² (0.95 per mi²).[1]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Russia
 
2012-09-23 06:05:04 PM

BeSerious: Does anyone know why so many Russians use dash cams? Is it just to catch shiat like this when it happens? Or is it for insurance?


It's a little of column A, but a lot of column B. Video evidence will in many cases protect you from the he-said-she-said bullshiat that many people will try to pull.

Also, it protects you from assholes like this. Or like this... etc.
 
2012-09-23 06:05:12 PM

Benucio: Do most Russian drivers have cameras on their dash rolling for the off-chance this might happen?


BeSerious: Does anyone know why so many Russians use dash cams? Is it just to catch shiat like this when it happens? Or is it for insurance?


lulz
 
2012-09-23 06:05:29 PM
I believe I've done that in Grand Theft Auto but this is just crazy.
 
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