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2012-09-23 04:17:27 PM  
4 votes:
More imported crap from China that breaks.
2012-09-23 01:25:20 PM  
3 votes:
Who's buried in the east 'neath the willow tree?
Recently Deceased Newborn Panda.
Who'll be a great sadness to you and me?
Recently Deceased Newborn Panda.
Don't be that.
Don't live there.
Don't be alive says the decomposing bear.
He'll be a great sadness to you and me
Recently Deceased Newborn Panda.
2012-09-23 03:55:31 PM  
2 votes:
Look if you can't get around the sad panda then I'm not going to tell you how to get passed it. The sad panda is there to stop your kind from getting on in the first place.
2012-09-23 03:49:57 PM  
2 votes:
Did the death lead to pandamonium among zoo goers?
2012-09-24 12:30:25 AM  
1 votes:
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2012-09-23 05:04:08 PM  
1 votes:
interpretive gah lol
2012-09-23 04:57:52 PM  
1 votes:
png-3.findicons.com

So we open the panda crate and what do ya know, the damn thing's dead! Upchucked its bamboo. True story.
2012-09-23 04:40:31 PM  
1 votes:
fc08.deviantart.net
2012-09-23 04:29:34 PM  
1 votes:
This is truly bad, in large part because I am:
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2012-09-23 04:23:53 PM  
1 votes:

Trystera: Why the crap does it derail and talk about red pandas? They're not closely related. That zoo's past failure to keep a red panda cub alive might be a little relevant, but no more than their failure to keep any other species alive. To go on to give national stats on the mortality rate of red pandas born in captivity, though, just proves that the reporter doesn't know the difference.


Hey, an excuse to post a pic of the most adorable animal on the planet:

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2012-09-23 03:53:07 PM  
1 votes:

Walker: I was predicting this since it was born. They should have gone in and removed it when it was born. I know you want "bonding" but these animals are endangered. You don't leave a newborn baby laying in a filthy mouse/rat infested zoo enclosure for days and expect the baby to be fine. They are easily prone to infections. You think they would have learned from the past:

But one died immediately, and the other died of an infection four days later.

She produced yet another cub in 1989, but it died of pneumonia 23 hours after it was born.


www.corkfpc.com
2012-09-23 03:52:07 PM  
1 votes:
Farking Chinese imports. Probably full of lead.
2012-09-23 03:51:38 PM  
1 votes:

MAYORBOB: Did the death lead to pandamonium among zoo goers?


it was a panda-emic
2012-09-23 03:47:57 PM  
1 votes:
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2012-09-23 03:47:53 PM  
1 votes:

Darth_Lukecash: cman: When I first saw that headline, I was hoping it was about the WWF.


fark those initial stealing bastards

The world wildlife foundation serves a purpose in protecting wildlife.

The world wrestling federation serves hot homoerotic male action to illeterate rednecks.

Plus I believe the Wildlife one was in existence before Wrestling one.

sent from my iPad


FTFM

/very sad news indeed
//the panda, not that Darth is openly gay
2012-09-23 03:37:29 PM  
1 votes:

cman: When I first saw that headline, I was hoping it was about the WWF.


fark those initial stealing bastards


The world wildlife foundation serves a purpose in protecting wildlife.

The world wrestling federation serves hot homoerotic male action to illeterate rednecks.

Plus I believe the Wildlife one was in existence before Wrestling one.
 
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