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2012-09-23 01:24:07 PM  
inotternews.com
 
2012-09-23 01:25:20 PM  
Who's buried in the east 'neath the willow tree?
Recently Deceased Newborn Panda.
Who'll be a great sadness to you and me?
Recently Deceased Newborn Panda.
Don't be that.
Don't live there.
Don't be alive says the decomposing bear.
He'll be a great sadness to you and me
Recently Deceased Newborn Panda.
 
2012-09-23 01:27:08 PM  
Super sad. Poor panda.
 
2012-09-23 01:30:09 PM  
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-09-23 01:49:41 PM  
goddamnitsomuch
 
2012-09-23 01:51:27 PM  

ArkAngel: Who's buried in the east 'neath the willow tree?
Recently Deceased Newborn Panda.
Who'll be a great sadness to you and me?
Recently Deceased Newborn Panda.
Don't be that.
Don't live there.
Don't be alive says the decomposing bear.
He'll be a great sadness to you and me
Recently Deceased Newborn Panda.


1.bp.blogspot.com

RIP Recently Decreased Pounds-borne Santa
 
2012-09-23 02:05:27 PM  
When I first saw that headline, I was hoping it was about the WWF.


fark those initial stealing bastards
 
2012-09-23 02:53:37 PM  
:-(
 
2012-09-23 03:23:07 PM  
This is bad news...for Blizzard.
 
2012-09-23 03:37:29 PM  

cman: When I first saw that headline, I was hoping it was about the WWF.


fark those initial stealing bastards


The world wildlife foundation serves a purpose in protecting wildlife.

The world wrestling federation serves hot homoerotic male action to illeterate rednecks.

Plus I believe the Wildlife one was in existence before Wrestling one.
 
2012-09-23 03:47:53 PM  

Darth_Lukecash: cman: When I first saw that headline, I was hoping it was about the WWF.


fark those initial stealing bastards

The world wildlife foundation serves a purpose in protecting wildlife.

The world wrestling federation serves hot homoerotic male action to illeterate rednecks.

Plus I believe the Wildlife one was in existence before Wrestling one.

sent from my iPad


FTFM

/very sad news indeed
//the panda, not that Darth is openly gay
 
2012-09-23 03:47:57 PM  
img.skitch.com
 
2012-09-23 03:49:57 PM  
Did the death lead to pandamonium among zoo goers?
 
2012-09-23 03:51:21 PM  
I was predicting this since it was born. They should have gone in and removed it when it was born. I know you want "bonding" but these animals are endangered. You don't leave a newborn baby laying in a filthy mouse/rat infested zoo enclosure for days and expect the baby to be fine. They are easily prone to infections. You think they would have learned from the past:

But one died immediately, and the other died of an infection four days later.

She produced yet another cub in 1989, but it died of pneumonia 23 hours after it was born.
 
2012-09-23 03:51:38 PM  

MAYORBOB: Did the death lead to pandamonium among zoo goers?


it was a panda-emic
 
2012-09-23 03:52:07 PM  
Farking Chinese imports. Probably full of lead.
 
2012-09-23 03:53:07 PM  

Walker: I was predicting this since it was born. They should have gone in and removed it when it was born. I know you want "bonding" but these animals are endangered. You don't leave a newborn baby laying in a filthy mouse/rat infested zoo enclosure for days and expect the baby to be fine. They are easily prone to infections. You think they would have learned from the past:

But one died immediately, and the other died of an infection four days later.

She produced yet another cub in 1989, but it died of pneumonia 23 hours after it was born.


www.corkfpc.com
 
2012-09-23 03:55:31 PM  
Look if you can't get around the sad panda then I'm not going to tell you how to get passed it. The sad panda is there to stop your kind from getting on in the first place.
 
2012-09-23 03:57:42 PM  
So who gets the General Tso's panda cub?
 
2012-09-23 03:57:48 PM  

walkerhound: Darth_Lukecash: cman: When I first saw that headline, I was hoping it was about the WWF.


fark those initial stealing bastards

The world wildlife foundation serves a purpose in protecting wildlife.

The world wrestling federation serves hot homoerotic male action to illeterate rednecks.

Plus I believe the Wildlife one was in existence before Wrestling one.

sent from my iPad

FTFM

/very sad news indeed
//the panda, not that Darth is openly gay


I WISH I was gay. Sadly dick doesn't do it for me...
/though had many offers.
//some how my iPhone thinks its a Ipad
 
2012-09-23 03:59:09 PM  
 
2012-09-23 04:09:11 PM  

Foxxinnia: Look if you can't get around the sad panda then I'm not going to tell you how to get passed it. The sad panda is there to stop your kind from getting on in the first place.


Hahaha, goddamnit, Fark of all places.
 
2012-09-23 04:10:02 PM  
Why the crap does it derail and talk about red pandas? They're not closely related. That zoo's past failure to keep a red panda cub alive might be a little relevant, but no more than their failure to keep any other species alive. To go on to give national stats on the mortality rate of red pandas born in captivity, though, just proves that the reporter doesn't know the difference.
 
2012-09-23 04:15:01 PM  
Poor little Butter Stick...
 
2012-09-23 04:17:27 PM  
More imported crap from China that breaks.
 
2012-09-23 04:17:36 PM  
Easy fix:


1) Very very farking important step. Delete your browsers cookies. All of them.
DO NOT GO TO EXHENTAI YET.
2) Go to g.e-hentai.org
3) Make an account and log in
4) Now go to exhentai and you should be able to see it normally.

/wait, what are we talking about?
 
2012-09-23 04:23:53 PM  

Trystera: Why the crap does it derail and talk about red pandas? They're not closely related. That zoo's past failure to keep a red panda cub alive might be a little relevant, but no more than their failure to keep any other species alive. To go on to give national stats on the mortality rate of red pandas born in captivity, though, just proves that the reporter doesn't know the difference.


Hey, an excuse to post a pic of the most adorable animal on the planet:

www.teamvalkyrieftw.com
 
2012-09-23 04:26:25 PM  

I_Love_Cheesecake: Hey, an excuse to post a pic of the most adorable animal on the planet:


dailyotter.org

A challenger appears!
 
2012-09-23 04:29:27 PM  

Glitchwerks: I_Love_Cheesecake: Hey, an excuse to post a pic of the most adorable animal on the planet:

[dailyotter.org image 600x900]

A challenger appears!


www.suprmchaos.com


"I...win? I WIN!"
 
2012-09-23 04:29:34 PM  
This is truly bad, in large part because I am:
i466.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-23 04:33:59 PM  
when one little panda stops breathing, that makes me a very sad panda.
 
2012-09-23 04:40:31 PM  
fc08.deviantart.net
 
2012-09-23 04:40:59 PM  
It's now on the menu, panda dumplings.
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-09-23 04:57:52 PM  
png-3.findicons.com

So we open the panda crate and what do ya know, the damn thing's dead! Upchucked its bamboo. True story.
 
2012-09-23 04:58:05 PM  
That's not funny Submitter!

/It was well nigh hilarious
//Lives around DC
 
2012-09-23 05:00:18 PM  

Walker: I was predicting this since it was born. They should have gone in and removed it when it was born. I know you want "bonding" but these animals are endangered. You don't leave a newborn baby laying in a filthy mouse/rat infested zoo enclosure for days and expect the baby to be fine. They are easily prone to infections. You think they would have learned from the past:

But one died immediately, and the other died of an infection four days later.

She produced yet another cub in 1989, but it died of pneumonia 23 hours after it was born.


I agree 100%. In a perfect world the little guys could stay with their mothers in the enclosures, but come on, there are 5 more pandas that would be in the world today if the DC zoo had intervened, including this little guy. Once they start getting the numbers up they can get all touchy feely and worry about bonding and interprative panda dancing.
 
2012-09-23 05:04:08 PM  
interpretive gah lol
 
2012-09-23 05:05:41 PM  

albuquerquehalsey: [fc08.deviantart.net image 850x571]


Sad arachnid. That's a new one.
 
2012-09-23 05:16:45 PM  
Came for "free panda" picture. Left unfulfilled.
 
2012-09-23 05:24:45 PM  
I know this is a very fragile animal, so why can't we do something... anything, to make this happen? It's sad because it happens over and over again.
 
2012-09-23 05:40:29 PM  
If only that little cub had grown to adulthood, who knows what may have been...
farm7.staticflickr.com
 
2012-09-23 07:58:38 PM  

ArkAngel: Who's buried in the east 'neath the willow tree?
Recently Deceased Newborn Panda.
Who'll be a great sadness to you and me?
Recently Deceased Newborn Panda.
Don't be that.
Don't live there.
Don't be alive says the decomposing bear.
He'll be a great sadness to you and me
Recently Deceased Newborn Panda.


Started singing this to the Spongebob Squarepants song (for some reason, don't know why). Then the South Park version kicked in.

*****golf clap*****
 
2012-09-23 08:14:31 PM  
Can we just admit, as an educated society, that pandas should be allowed to go extinct?

They are an evolutionary offshoot that is far too specialised, and are simply NOT able to survive in their environment, and should be allowed to die (rather than be kept on centuries of life support because humans think they're ootsy-wootsy-cuddly).
 
2012-09-23 08:32:02 PM  
 
2012-09-23 08:38:35 PM  
FTA: "Distressed vocalizations" from Mei Xiang were heard at about 9:17 a.m. Sunday"

Clinical way of putting it.
 
2012-09-23 10:21:08 PM  

weltallica: Can we just admit, as an educated society, that pandas should be allowed to go extinct?

They are an evolutionary offshoot that is far too specialised, and are simply NOT able to survive in their environment, and should be allowed to die (rather than be kept on centuries of life support because humans think they're ootsy-wootsy-cuddly).


I can never be said that you allow your humanity to get in the way of efficiency.
 
2012-09-23 10:23:10 PM  

Fark Me To Tears: It can never be said that you allow your humanity to get in the way of efficiency.


FTFM

/and it can never be said that I can type worth a crap
 
2012-09-23 11:31:52 PM  

Fark Me To Tears: weltallica: Can we just admit, as an educated society, that pandas should be allowed to go extinct?

They are an evolutionary offshoot that is far too specialised, and are simply NOT able to survive in their environment, and should be allowed to die (rather than be kept on centuries of life support because humans think they're ootsy-wootsy-cuddly).

I can never be said that you allow your humanity to get in the way of efficiency.


Stupidity and inability to override emotional impulses are not distinctively human traits. What is uniquely "human" is the ability to do what reason demands despite the pull of instinct. It is not your "humanity" that makes you cuddle cute things. Any mammal can do this. The ability to stuff it in a sack and chuck it in the river even though it pains you to do so is what sets Man apart.
 
2012-09-23 11:40:11 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-24 12:30:25 AM  
external.ak.fbcdn.net
 
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