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(Daily Mail)   That's not a mustache. THIS IS A MUSTACHE   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 32
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2012-09-23 01:32:38 PM  
www.buzzlol.com

/Oblig
 
2012-09-23 01:45:10 PM  
i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-09-23 02:04:54 PM  
i39.tinypic.com
 
2012-09-23 02:05:52 PM  
www.davidlouisedelman.com
 
2012-09-23 03:48:39 PM  
Fu Manchu and Richelieu cracked me up
 
2012-09-23 03:57:29 PM  
thingsthatdontsuck.info
 
2012-09-23 04:06:36 PM  
Reigning champ: 
 
2012-09-23 04:16:31 PM  
Beerguy - He really needs a 3 Stooges style Moe haircut to complete the look.
 
2012-09-23 04:29:56 PM  
I'm a gay man who is a BIG fan of facial hair and body hair in general. Beards melt my heart and set my inflatable part afire. But I do not find this kind of styling madness even the least little bit attractive. The more natural beards -- those are great, don't get me wrong. I'll take a beard like the one being sported by the shirtless Hugh Jackman in the photos on the sidebar of this article over the crazy gelled up crap sported by the dudes in these "beard" contests.
 
2012-09-23 04:47:46 PM  
While I will never be able to grow anything close to those, I do offer a world renowned Mustache Ride.

/no fat chicks NSFW
 
2012-09-23 04:48:51 PM  
Yeah, you know, a white guy. A moustache. About six-foot-three.

That's an awfully big moustache.

i.ytimg.com
 
2012-09-23 04:52:05 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-23 04:59:26 PM  
www.woosk.com

I prefer scenes of the country.
 
2012-09-23 05:37:10 PM  
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-09-23 05:46:51 PM  
article should be mandatory viewing for millions of 20-something american boys who can't scrape together enough whiskers to tickle a pussy.
 
2012-09-23 06:08:21 PM  
I'm 33 and I shave once a week. I don't have a serious amount of facial hair. It looks like I ordered a "my first mustache" kit off of eBay. I'm envious of facial hair.
 
2012-09-23 06:57:19 PM  
I had the chance to meet many of those guys in the article when the World Beard and Mustache Championship came to Anchorage a fews ago. Every guy was very nice and everyone of them would gladly pose for pictures and answer questions. It made me wish that I too could grow epic facial hair like them.
 
2012-09-23 07:17:49 PM  

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: I'm 33 and I shave once a week. I don't have a serious amount of facial hair. It looks like I ordered a "my first mustache" kit off of eBay. I'm envious of facial hair.


God...I would kill to only have to shave once a week. I need to shave Monday through Friday. I just don't give a fark on the weekends unless going out.

However, it comes in really patchy and gross, so even with quick growth, it looks like crap.
 
2012-09-23 07:30:34 PM  
This seems an appropriate place to say: Bronson is an awesome f*cking move now go watch it. You f*cking coonts. QUICKA! QUICKA! QUICKA! QUICKA! QUICKA! QUICKA! QUICKA! QUICKA!
 
2012-09-23 07:33:02 PM  
I wish there was a show about massive facial hair......
 
2012-09-23 07:34:29 PM  
Hate shaving? Check out 'old school' forms of shaving such as:

Shaving with a Dual Edge razor (Merkur or Muhle, or even a Gillette from Ebay)
Shaving with a Straight (Dovo or Boker)
Shaving with a reloadable Straight (Feather Artist Club DX or their new SS)

The creams / soaps are a hell of a lot nicer (Truefitt and Hill, Omega, Proraso)
The brushes are freaking awesome (Omega again, Simpson)

And overall, something that used to be a boring chore turns into something I seriously look forward to. And the shaves are a hell of a lot closer. As in, OMG smooth. I started with an inexpensive Parker DE loaded with Feather blades, and never looked back.

Check out the Googles, I'm a fan of http://thesuperiorshave.com
 
2012-09-23 07:52:15 PM  
splitsider.com

I wanted a pic of clavin with his pathetic beard he grew for the contest, how do you guys find the perfect images from tv series and such?
 
2012-09-23 08:16:51 PM  
Looks like they were all trying out for dwarves in The Hobbit.
 
2012-09-23 08:17:07 PM  
imageshack.us

Oh, sure. You like your mustache now but when it starts trying to kill you you'll change your tune pretty quickly, mister.
 
2012-09-23 08:27:29 PM  
Znuh: Hate shaving? Check out 'old school' forms of shaving such as:

Shaving with a Dual Edge razor (Merkur or Muhle, or even a Gillette from Ebay)
Shaving with a Straight (Dovo or Boker)
Shaving with a reloadable Straight (Feather Artist Club DX or their new SS)

The creams / soaps are a hell of a lot nicer (Truefitt and Hill, Omega, Proraso)
The brushes are freaking awesome (Omega again, Simpson)

And overall, something that used to be a boring chore turns into something I seriously look forward to. And the shaves are a hell of a lot closer. As in, OMG smooth. I started with an inexpensive Parker DE loaded with Feather blades, and never looked back.

Check out the Googles, I'm a fan of http://thesuperiorshave.com


THIS

drugstore.com has some good deals, too.

You have to change your technique (safety razors require much less pressure applied than the cartridge razors), but, after a few trial runs, you'll have it.

Also, paying twenty cents/blade versus over $4 (for cartridges) is a nice financial benefit.
 
2012-09-23 08:32:30 PM  

weirdneighbour: [splitsider.com image 328x281]

I wanted a pic of clavin with his pathetic beard he grew for the contest, how do you guys find the perfect images from tv series and such?


We have the whole series on our hard drives and are able to take an appropriate screencap at a moments notice.

Also.

www.broadwaychannel.com
 
2012-09-23 08:34:31 PM  
One day there will be a competition for growing hair on the front of the neck, and on that day I will walk as a god. 
Calm down, ladies, there's enough hair that stops when it approaches the face for everyone.
 
2012-09-23 09:00:03 PM  
Is this a contest for mustaches or funny hats?
 
2012-09-23 09:07:28 PM  

weirdneighbour: [splitsider.com image 328x281]

I wanted a pic of clavin with his pathetic beard he grew for the contest, how do you guys find the perfect images from tv series and such?


I googled "Cheers beard contest" imdb says the episode is "Two Girls for Every Boyd"
Google "Two Girls for Every Boyd", show is available in Netflix, iTunes, Amazon, etc etc
Open the episode Forward to about halfway. Wait for everyone to scream "WOLFMAN"

i280.photobucket.com 

/His beard is very ephemeral and difficult to capture.
 
2012-09-23 09:17:04 PM  
Mayhem of the Black Underclass

weirdneighbour: [splitsider.com image 328x281]

I wanted a pic of clavin with his pathetic beard he grew for the contest, how do you guys find the perfect images from tv series and such?

I googled "Cheers beard contest" imdb says the episode is "Two Girls for Every Boyd"
Google "Two Girls for Every Boyd", show is available in Netflix, iTunes, Amazon, etc etc
Open the episode Forward to about halfway. Wait for everyone to scream "WOLFMAN"



/His beard is very ephemeral and difficult to capture.


I bow to your google -fu, I googled 'Clavin beard contest' image, thats as far as i got
 
2012-09-23 11:20:07 PM  

Cyno01: weirdneighbour: [splitsider.com image 328x281]

I wanted a pic of clavin with his pathetic beard he grew for the contest, how do you guys find the perfect images from tv series and such?

We have the whole series on our hard drives and are able to take an appropriate screencap at a moments notice.

Also.

[www.broadwaychannel.com image 400x400]


I do believe that beard would have won best in show. Beautiful face.

Too bad the drugs and crazy wore her down.

/green eyed brunettes, yes please
 
2012-09-24 04:55:21 PM  
www.lolz4u.com
 
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