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(Metro)   Charlize Theron: So hot she turns gay guys straight   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, Charlize Theron, Eric Stonestreet, Stuart Townsend, Oscar, dating  
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11726 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 23 Sep 2012 at 1:20 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-09-23 09:20:55 PM  
1 vote:
Maybe that guy has an enormous schlong. Who knows?
2012-09-23 03:47:58 PM  
1 vote:
She's mildly attractive in a "I'd stab my 95 year old grandmother in the eye with a butter knife for a 10 second swim in her dirty bath water" kind of way.
2012-09-23 02:58:34 PM  
1 vote:
She is truly an attractive and successful African American.
2012-09-23 02:26:08 PM  
1 vote:
I would disappoint her far more than the rest of you.
2012-09-23 02:08:13 PM  
1 vote:
2012-09-23 02:05:18 PM  
1 vote:
She is one of those "even the air around her is beautiful" women.
2012-09-23 01:44:06 PM  
1 vote:

On the finger scale?
All of them. Even the thumbs.
2012-09-23 01:36:22 PM  
1 vote:

foo monkey: Yes she is that hot, but Stonestreet isn't gay.

He's gay for pay
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